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Archives for May 2011

Mission Accomplished: Osama bin Laden Dead!

by Goldy — Sunday, 5/1/11, 8:06 pm

Still waiting for President Obama to speak, but sources tell me that the CIA tracked down Osama bin Laden’s location via his iPhone. Happy “Spring Offensive,” Taliban!

Consider this a Dance on bin Laden’s Grave open thread.

UPDATE:
Not a Predator attack, not renal failure, but a US Special Operations mission (Navy Seals), eight months in the making. Meanwhile, let’s all take a moment to remember the immortal words of former President George W. Bush:

“So I don’t know where he is. You know, I just don’t spend that much time on him. And, again, I don’t know where he is. I — I’ll repeat what I said. I truly am not that concerned about him.”
— 03/13/2002

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Bird’s Eye View Contest

by Lee — Sunday, 5/1/11, 12:00 pm

Last week’s contest was won by David Aquarius (and thanks to Change in Time for the link). It was the TEPCO building in Tokyo.

Here’s this week’s contest, a random location somewhere in the world. Good luck!

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HA Bible Study

by Goldy — Sunday, 5/1/11, 9:10 am

Deuteronomy 28:22
The LORD shall smite thee with a consumption, and with a fever, and with an inflammation, and with an extreme burning, and with the sword, and with blasting, and with mildew; and they shall pursue thee until thou perish.

Discuss.

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