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Open Thread 10-3

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 10/3/18, 7:58 am

Congratulations to Amazon workers on your future raises. I still think that Amazon half owned by the workers and half owned by Prime members makes more sense than owned by shareholders. But still, it is undeniably good. For the workers. For the locations where people got more spending money. Ultimately for the company itself.

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Open Thread 10-1

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 10/1/18, 8:37 am

Finally, the permadrizzle returns to Western Washington. The leaves are changing, but it’s still nice out. The best time of the year.

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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 9/28/18, 8:23 am

I am very glad to live in a country with the presumption of innocence. It is a foundation of our criminal justice system.

The part of the Constitution that deals with giving people lifetime appointments to the Supreme Court is not that. The presumption of innocence also is coupled with trials and investigations, not whatever sham we saw yesterday.

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Wednesday Morning Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 9/26/18, 8:27 am

It’s not my stop, but I have used the Capital Hill Station enough times that I should know what escalator to take. But no, it’s still mostly just take one or the other. And the exits are several blocks away from each other. It’s not the end of the world, but it’s kind of embarrassing that I haven’t figured it out.

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Open Thread Monday

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 9/24/18, 8:25 am

So you’re telling me that Matt Manweller might be a bit of a piece of shit? Well I never! How could anyone see this coming? Why next you’ll tell me that sometimes he can be a bit of a shouty asshole.

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Op(en) Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 9/21/18, 8:26 am

Happy Park(ing) Day. Did Santa get you anything? Did you sing Park(ing) Day carols? I just hope that the War on Park(ing) Day assholes will calm down. But the most important thing is to keep Park(ing) Day in your heart all year long.

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Open Thread September 19

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 9/19/18, 8:30 am

There’s something perverse about boys-will-be-boysing of Kavanaugh. I mean many of us managed to be shitty teenage boys without attempting to rape anyone. Seems like the minimum standard.

And I believe that people can change. And they deserve second chances (although they don’t deserve lifetime appointments). If that isn’t him today today, he could at least take some effort to make amends.

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Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 9/17/18, 8:29 am

So, last week New York had state primaries. I think that most of the people who I follow online were pretty disappointed. I make it a policy to assume that people in other states have it. So I didn’t take a side. But after the election, come the fuck on, my dudes.

2/3 of Democratic voters in New York are sellouts and corrupt? Maybe they like that Cuomo was the first (only?) governor to support the fight for a $15 minimum wage. Or they think the fracking ban is great.

My point isn’t Cuomo qua Cuomo. My point is that Democratic primary voters in New York are some of the most liberal voters in the country. You can be upset about the results without shitting on the voters.

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Open Thread 9-14

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 9/14/18, 8:31 am

Still kind of under the weather. But at least I’m back to work. Hope there isn’t too much backlog.

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Open Thread 9-12

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 9/12/18, 7:11 am

I am feeling a bit blah, so this is all from me today.

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Open Thread September 10

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 9/10/18, 10:31 am

I would like to apologize. In Friday’s Open Thread, I said that Republican Supreme Court nominees had been lying to Congress since Thomas. That was before John Dean’s testimony. It was at least since William Rehnquist. I apologize for any undue benefit of the doubt that I gave to GOP nominees and the Presidents who nominated them.

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/\openthread/\

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 9/7/18, 8:01 am

Since Justice Thomas, there has been an expectation that Republican nominees for the Supreme Court lie during their confirmation hearings. Thomas pretending that he wasn’t sexually harassing Anita Hill. George W. Bush’s nominees pretending that they didn’t have an opinion on roe. That kept going under Trump.

But yeah. Kavanaugh is worse. Just brazenly lying about who he talked to about the Muller investigation. Knowable facts. At this point, not only should the Senate not support him, the House should probably impeach him.

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Open Thread!

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 9/5/18, 8:27 am

You get what you pay for. Except teachers. Obviously we should nickle and dime the people who spend hours teaching children. That’s why we should oppose the teacher strikes: Because who needs children, what have they ever done for me?

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Open Open Open Open Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 8/31/18, 8:26 am

Oh man! Rain now clearing out the remaining smoke, and a forecast of a good long weekend. What a time to celebrate labor.

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0pen Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 8/29/18, 8:55 am

Just walking around Downtown this morning, there were a couple piles of clothes. They were several blocks away from each other. Was there a raid? Is it just a coincidence?

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