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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard β€” Wednesday, 3/4/26, 7:55 am

Good morrow ladies, gents, and all the lovely people who don’t slot well into the binary.

  • Data center regulation is dead this session.
  • Ban new ICE facilities and old ones. And despite members’ concerns, local jail.
  • Yesler bike lanes that don’t randomly end forcing you into traffic? Yes please.
  • Write your legislators. Or call them. The session is almost over, so you might as well do it now.

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  1. Elijah Dominic McDotcom πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ 🌊 spews:

    Wednesday, 3/4/26 at 9:27 am

    In a last minute emergency meeting Fat Hitler dragged Lockheed and Raytheon execs to the White House to demand more ammo.

    DOD admitted that the first four days of Iran strikes consumed more long range munitions than four years of Ukraine.

    A brief regional conflict with Iran just invalidated decades of faulty planning assumptions.

  2. Elijah Dominic McDotcom πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ 🌊 spews:

    Wednesday, 3/4/26 at 9:31 am

    What happens if Gulf State petrodollar revenues are significantly reduced?

    Where do U.S. AI companies turn to for the next rounds of funding that must happen if they are to avoid collapse?

    What happens to the U.S. investment markets in AI companies start collapsing?

  3. lmao spews:

    Wednesday, 3/4/26 at 9:38 am

    Ok yet more fun with dumbfuck’s “change of heart” lmao….

    In the last 150 days since 10/5/2025, dumbfuck got a few “twats” in:

    Phrase Analysis Report for Bob
    Range: 2025-10-05 to 2026-03-04
    Export Type: first (Items: 2)
    Generated on: 2026-03-04 07:40:17 -0800
    ================================================================================
    Tally | Last Used | Phrase
    ——————————————————————————–
    2 | 2026-01-31 11:46 | twats have
    2 | 2025-12-31 12:37 | libbie twats
    ================================================================================

    Hmmmm. But whatabout the 150 days BEFORE that?

    Phrase Analysis Report for Bob
    Range: 2025-05-07 to 2025-10-04
    Export Type: first (Items: 54)
    Generated on: 2026-03-04 07:43:57 -0800
    ================================================================================
    Tally | Last Used | Phrase
    ——————————————————————————–
    39 | 2025-10-04 11:39 | unserious twat
    27 | 2025-10-04 07:40 | has unserious twat
    8 | 2025-10-02 08:04 | twat welfare queen
    8 | 2025-10-02 08:04 | twat welfare queen ylb
    8 | 2025-10-02 08:04 | twat welfare
    7 | 2025-10-02 08:04 | unserious twat welfare queen ylb
    7 | 2025-10-02 08:04 | unserious twat welfare queen
    7 | 2025-10-02 08:04 | unserious twat welfare
    7 | 2025-10-04 09:20 | silly twat
    6 | 2025-10-01 12:12 | has unserious twat welfare
    6 | 2025-10-01 12:12 | has unserious twat welfare queen
    6 | 2025-10-01 12:12 | has unserious twat welfare queen ylb
    5 | 2025-10-04 07:40 | twat is
    5 | 2025-10-02 14:10 | twats like
    4 | 2025-10-04 11:39 | twat who
    4 | 2025-10-04 09:20 | a silly twat

    ROTFLMAO.. talk about a “before and after”…. tooooo daaaaaammnnn fuuunneeeee..

    Uhhh.. kreepfuck’s “minder” are you watching? dumbfuck’s been a bad boi…

  4. Elijah Dominic McDotcom πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ 🌊 spews:

    Wednesday, 3/4/26 at 9:47 am

    The past three days have seen the largest increase in average gas prices since 2005. And we aren’t done yet. Academic studies of oil markets show that in the past, a $10/bbl increase in average crude oil prices takes about four weeks for the full effect to show up at punp prices of an increase of $0.25 in the U.S.

    Crude prices over the past 5 days show an average increase of $7.48/bbl with pump prices rising $0.22 So the magnitude of price increase is about 20% greater in about 1/6th the time.

    Giant sustained jumps in pump prices combined with big drops in investment markets would doom Republican’s midterm chances.
    So it’s very likely that in any sustained conflict of attrition with Iran, U.S. strategy must soon shift away from securing the regional security interests of Israel and toward securing the flows of gulf state petroleum products and petrodollars. This will quickly shift from air warfare to high seas naval warfare in asymetrical engagements. The U.S. navy is not well set up for that. Blowing up unarmed fishing boats is not the same thing as protecting high volume shipping lanes from sea drone attacks.

  5. Go Fuck Yourself spews:

    Wednesday, 3/4/26 at 9:50 am

    The message is clear. Democrats need future votes from illegals more than they need safe streets. Choose the latter and find a new job.

    That’s quite the staunch claim and accusation that the streets are not safe and that unregistered voters are voting.

    Where-as, the truth of the matter is that deceitful Repukes are in the midst of voter fraud schemes and create the less safe streets.

  6. G spews:

    Wednesday, 3/4/26 at 9:53 am

    @3 he doesn’t have an ounce of originality. He’s a copy cater. I bet if you ran the DB on words that someone else used, a unique word, that you will find Dumbfuck used that word afterwards. He has no fucking brain.

  7. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 3/4/26 at 9:57 am

    Mike Johnson: ‘We’re Not At War Right Now’

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/latest-news-live-updates_n_69a562ade4b0d383f503f9f5/liveblog_69a8622be4b0b7f2ce60d33c?origin=home-latest-news-unit

    Sure looks like a duck to me. πŸ¦†πŸ¦†πŸ¦†πŸ¦†πŸ¦†πŸ¦†πŸ¦†πŸ¦†πŸ¦†πŸ¦†πŸ¦†πŸ¦†πŸ¦†

  8. lmao spews:

    Wednesday, 3/4/26 at 9:58 am

    @4 It seems likely that the IRG is capable of making the Houthis look like bit players in the region and have long been preparing for exactly the current situation.

    “FAFO” (rolls eyes)..

    air warfare to high seas naval warfare in asymetrical engagements.

    i.e. the ultimate game of whackamole (roll eyes)..

  9. lmao spews:

    Wednesday, 3/4/26 at 10:00 am

    @6 G-man, were you Heathen Sinner back in the day? Just curious.

  10. G spews:

    Wednesday, 3/4/26 at 10:00 am

    Case in point… from previous thread.

    Care to revise your bullshit, Elijah?

    Now that he has been pinned with being a liar, quite correctly, he has to now start throwing out the word bullshit in calling someone a “liar”.

    Run the DB, see if he ever called anyone a bullshiter. My bet is that this could be the first use in that context by him.

  11. G spews:

    Wednesday, 3/4/26 at 10:01 am

    @9 yes!

    I think it was my first ever handle.

    What kind of juicy stuff do you have on me?

  12. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 3/4/26 at 10:05 am

    By the way, MAGA Mike lost his last shred of credibility some time ago, so it’s not necessary for him to work this hard to discredit himself.

  13. G spews:

    Wednesday, 3/4/26 at 10:05 am

    And G never stood for “Gay”. But leave it to a lying dumbfuck to come up with that, that that is why I used the letter G for Gman.

  14. lmao spews:

    Wednesday, 3/4/26 at 10:24 am

    What kind of juicy stuff do you have on me?

    Oh I have no agenda on you man.. Carry on in your own inimitable style..

    I’m all about laughing at trolls.

    And thank you for daily documenting the dysfunction and deviant pathology of heterosexuals trying pass themselves off as “normal”. Our “abnormal” kreepfuck troll from widbee is clearly of that ilk.

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