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  1. In a last minute emergency meeting Fat Hitler dragged Lockheed and Raytheon execs to the White House to demand more ammo.

    DOD admitted that the first four days of Iran strikes consumed more long range munitions than four years of Ukraine.

    A brief regional conflict with Iran just invalidated decades of faulty planning assumptions.

  2. What happens if Gulf State petrodollar revenues are significantly reduced?

    Where do U.S. AI companies turn to for the next rounds of funding that must happen if they are to avoid collapse?

    What happens to the U.S. investment markets in AI companies start collapsing?

  3. Ok yet more fun with dumbfuck’s “change of heart” lmao….

    In the last 150 days since 10/5/2025, dumbfuck got a few “twats” in:

    Phrase Analysis Report for Bob
    Range: 2025-10-05 to 2026-03-04
    Export Type: first (Items: 2)
    Generated on: 2026-03-04 07:40:17 -0800
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    Tally | Last Used | Phrase
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    2 | 2026-01-31 11:46 | twats have
    2 | 2025-12-31 12:37 | libbie twats
    ================================================================================

    Hmmmm. But whatabout the 150 days BEFORE that?

    Phrase Analysis Report for Bob
    Range: 2025-05-07 to 2025-10-04
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    Generated on: 2026-03-04 07:43:57 -0800
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    39 | 2025-10-04 11:39 | unserious twat
    27 | 2025-10-04 07:40 | has unserious twat
    8 | 2025-10-02 08:04 | twat welfare queen
    8 | 2025-10-02 08:04 | twat welfare queen ylb
    8 | 2025-10-02 08:04 | twat welfare
    7 | 2025-10-02 08:04 | unserious twat welfare queen ylb
    7 | 2025-10-02 08:04 | unserious twat welfare queen
    7 | 2025-10-02 08:04 | unserious twat welfare
    7 | 2025-10-04 09:20 | silly twat
    6 | 2025-10-01 12:12 | has unserious twat welfare
    6 | 2025-10-01 12:12 | has unserious twat welfare queen
    6 | 2025-10-01 12:12 | has unserious twat welfare queen ylb
    5 | 2025-10-04 07:40 | twat is
    5 | 2025-10-02 14:10 | twats like
    4 | 2025-10-04 11:39 | twat who
    4 | 2025-10-04 09:20 | a silly twat

    ROTFLMAO.. talk about a “before and after”…. tooooo daaaaaammnnn fuuunneeeee..

    Uhhh.. kreepfuck’s “minder” are you watching? dumbfuck’s been a bad boi…

  4. The past three days have seen the largest increase in average gas prices since 2005. And we aren’t done yet. Academic studies of oil markets show that in the past, a $10/bbl increase in average crude oil prices takes about four weeks for the full effect to show up at punp prices of an increase of $0.25 in the U.S.

    Crude prices over the past 5 days show an average increase of $7.48/bbl with pump prices rising $0.22 So the magnitude of price increase is about 20% greater in about 1/6th the time.

    Giant sustained jumps in pump prices combined with big drops in investment markets would doom Republican’s midterm chances.
    So it’s very likely that in any sustained conflict of attrition with Iran, U.S. strategy must soon shift away from securing the regional security interests of Israel and toward securing the flows of gulf state petroleum products and petrodollars. This will quickly shift from air warfare to high seas naval warfare in asymetrical engagements. The U.S. navy is not well set up for that. Blowing up unarmed fishing boats is not the same thing as protecting high volume shipping lanes from sea drone attacks.

  5. The message is clear. Democrats need future votes from illegals more than they need safe streets. Choose the latter and find a new job.

    That’s quite the staunch claim and accusation that the streets are not safe and that unregistered voters are voting.

    Where-as, the truth of the matter is that deceitful Repukes are in the midst of voter fraud schemes and create the less safe streets.

  6. @3 he doesn’t have an ounce of originality. He’s a copy cater. I bet if you ran the DB on words that someone else used, a unique word, that you will find Dumbfuck used that word afterwards. He has no fucking brain.

  8. @4 It seems likely that the IRG is capable of making the Houthis look like bit players in the region and have long been preparing for exactly the current situation.

    “FAFO” (rolls eyes)..

    air warfare to high seas naval warfare in asymetrical engagements.

    i.e. the ultimate game of whackamole (roll eyes)..

  10. Case in point… from previous thread.

    Care to revise your bullshit, Elijah?

    Now that he has been pinned with being a liar, quite correctly, he has to now start throwing out the word bullshit in calling someone a “liar”.

    Run the DB, see if he ever called anyone a bullshiter. My bet is that this could be the first use in that context by him.

  12. By the way, MAGA Mike lost his last shred of credibility some time ago, so it’s not necessary for him to work this hard to discredit himself.

  13. And G never stood for “Gay”. But leave it to a lying dumbfuck to come up with that, that that is why I used the letter G for Gman.

  14. What kind of juicy stuff do you have on me?

    Oh I have no agenda on you man.. Carry on in your own inimitable style..

    I’m all about laughing at trolls.

    And thank you for daily documenting the dysfunction and deviant pathology of heterosexuals trying pass themselves off as “normal”. Our “abnormal” kreepfuck troll from widbee is clearly of that ilk.

  15. The sinking of the Iranian Frigate by a U.S. Submarine was a first, first American SSN to sink a warship since WW2. Not first globally. That was a Pakistani SSK in 1971, first SSN, well HMS Conquerer did sink a former American Cruiser. Another first though, this was the first combat sinking with a Mk48 Torpedo.

    I toured Blueback down in Portland, in the torpedo room’s, they had three torpedoes representing the four decades of service. Mk14, Mk37, and Mk48.Apparently described until now, the Dud, Sub-Killer(by accident, USS Scorpion), and until now because only in SINKEX’s, the Overachiever.

  17. And thank you for daily documenting the dysfunction and deviant pathology of heterosexuals trying pass themselves off as “normal”. Our “abnormal” kreepfuck troll from widbee is clearly of that ilk.

    There is nothing normal about humans, just ask Roger.

    It is the self-righteous ones that are the least normal. Take polygamy and pedo GOP for instance, they think they are better than others.

    I’m still disgusted by what I witnessed one time with this Mormon family. Old daddy was rubbing his daughter’s hair, like she was undressed and old mommy was watching on in pure appreciation.

  18. A useful case study for the next time:

    https://www.propublica.org/article/albuquerque-homelessness-citations-surge-tim-keller

    You will not police your way out of the homeless crisis.

    Across the U.S. average jail stays are $38,000 per year. King County is much higher.
    Shelter is cheaper, even without accounting for the extraordinary costs of criminal processs required to put a homeless person in jail. Criminalizing being too poor to afford a home not only costs much more than just housing them, it leads to increased levels of homelessness. It’s just fiscally irresponsible.

    Build housing. It’s cheaper by far.

  19. The sinking of the Iranian Frigate by a U.S. Submarine…

    was a largely masturbatory exercise in U.S. military excess.

    Using air and sea drones at an average cost of about $40,000 Ukraine has sunk or disabled the 12,000 ton Moskva, the 3,400 ton Saratov, the 2,800 ton Olenegorsky Gornyak, and the brand new 1900 ton Sergey Kotov, among many others. And now the Black Sea is without a Russian Black Sea fleet, since all remaining surviving vessels have been forced to withdraw.

  20. 18. “Build housing. It’s cheaper by far.”

    Reduce the costs of permits and other costs associated with building structures.

  21. Speaking of that Russian withdrawal, over night on Monday and into Tuesday Ukraine successfully carried out yet another drone attack on the “safe” shelter location of the Russian Black Sea fleet in Novorossiysk.

    After blowing up the fuel terminal used to service the fleet, the attack disabled the minesweeper Valentin Pikul and damaged two antisubmarine patrol ships the Yeysk and the Kasimov. Sixteen Russian sailors were wounded and three killed in the attack using about 100 drones.

  22. 20,
    It is still far cheaper to build and operate shelters, even with those regulatory costs that irk you. $44 per day for a shelter against $190 per day for a KC jail inmate. And that’s only if that jail inmate requires no medical attention, psychiatric treatment, or addiction treatment. Then daily costs soar to almost $400.

    Even with the regulatory costs for permits, planning review, and impact mitigation, building shelters is many times cheaper than jail.

    Don’t you like money?

  23. 19)Been watching coverage of some of the major defense conferences like the Surface Navy Association, and contractors are working on a solution to cheap drones, but still involves expending expensive missiles. One is equipping a Burke with a strap on launcher BAE Systems is marketing for other ships that would provide additional quad packs of Evolved Sea Sparrow Missiles, plus a new round for the main gun. Also a push for lasers and electronic jamming.

    https://youtu.be/92wflwChho0?si=-ZjGbNDQ7Ui5Wip8

    The Italian Navy solution is using the OTO-Melara 76mm gun as CIWS for frigates and above. Some ships including aircraft carriers have three, using special rounds that airburst high velocity projectiles. Originally developed to fight supersonic missiles. The 57mm Bofors that the LCS, FFX, and Coast Guard cutters use, also have that capability.

    https://www.twz.com/sea/italian-destroyer-guns-down-houthi-drone-with-76mm-super-rapid-cannon

  24. 23,
    Russia likes chain link fencing and millions of miles of monofilament.

  26. 9-0

    Nine special election flips from red to blue in PA, TX, MI, and GA since Fat Hitler seized control. Not a single blue to red.

    Including the 2025 off year flips in NJ and VA it’s a total of 27 seats flipped red to blue.

    That’s why the GOP is planning to disenfranchise voters and take away your ballot.

  27. It’s not enough to speak out against the administration on waste and fraus when it comes to this, the only way to deal with this is to call out the companies that are getting the contracts from the governement.

    So long ast they don’t catch any slack you can not change it by just whining about the government.

    Identify the companies and the CEO’s and hold them accountable for the fraud and waste.

    https://www.mediaite.com/politics/kristi-noem-grilled-in-senate-hearing-over-dhs-giving-former-associates-massive-government-contract/

  30. Probably distal radius/ulna, but I winced when I saw/heard it go.

    Stupidity should be painful.

    Over to you, SNL. Can you beat the Julia Child sketch?

  31. @ 26

    Not a single blue to red.

    For the GOP it’s a vertically asymptotic challenge.

    Similarly, when SCOTUS is 8-1 in favor of conservatives, it will be really, really hard to snag that ninth seat.

  32. Stupidity should be painful.

    What was painful about 10/5/2025?

    Hmmm. It was a Sunday. A day of reckoning.. heh.

  33. Stupidity should be painful.

    If it were, the lying troll would be on thoroughbred race horse doses of Carfentanil.

  34. Wonder if Jaden noticed a $.09 increase gassing up the Crew Cab this morning and looked for a Joe Biden sticker on the pump?

  36. @26 GOP incumbents aren’t doing so good in primaries, either, although some of the GOP’s voters want candidates who are more stupid. But I see that execrable creature Michele Morrow got her ass handed to her again.

  37. Today in the courts, in CAIR v. DeSantis, wherein the governor designated by executive order a Muslim advocacy group a “terrorist organization,”

    The First Amendment bars the Governor from continuing the troubling trend of using an executive office to make a political statement at the expense of others’ constitutional rights. The Governor’s decree coerces third parties, under threat of losing government benefits, to disassociate from the Council on American Islamic Relations (“CAIR”), thereby closing avenues of expression and suppressing CAIR’s protected speech. Once again, Florida chooses political posturing over the First Amendment. …

    This Court finds that Plaintiff has demonstrated standing on its coercion claim. With respect to that claim, Plaintiff’s theory of standing is not based on direct censorship of its speech, but rather on Defendant’s coercion of third parties to cut ties with Plaintiff, thereby creating a prior restraint to Plaintiff’s future speech. …

    Plaintiff’s motion for preliminary injunction … is GRANTED.

    https://www.cair.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/DeSantis-Order-Granting-PI.pdf

  38. Sure, today we all yuck it up at Valentina Gomez.

    But in another four years she’ll be the GOP nominee for Senate defeating Ted Cruz.

  40. 30,
    Does not reflect favorably on fake California Carpetbagger Sheehy that after assaulting the defenseless veteran and breaking his arm he immediately fled the capitol complex and went into hiding.

    Like any good Navy SEAL. /s

  42. The preliminary DOD cost estimate report to Congress pins the cost of Fat Hitler’s new Iran war at $1 billion per day.

    For as long as it takes.

    And they’ll let you know as soon as they decide whatever “it” is.

  43. Fat Hitler’s State Department has issued emergency evacuation orders for all Americans to “depart now” from Bahrain, Egypt, Iran, Iraq, Israel, the West Bank, Gaza, Jordan, Kuwait, Lebanon, Oman, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Syria, the United Arab Emirates and Yemen.

    Flights are all cancelled.

    Fat Hitler White House says “they are on their own” and that the U.S. will do nothing to assist with their security or their evacuation from those 14 countries.

  44. Despite the Republican election fuckery attempts to disenfranchise voters about 10% more Democrats voted in the statewide primary than Republicans.

  45. Saaaaay…

    Did y’all miss Modhi and Carney announcing $50B in new trade?

    Better standard of living through tariffs!

  46. In other not even remotely surprising news, Miami Herald.

    The secretary of Miami-Dade County’s Republican Party started a group chat primarily for conservative students last fall — and within three weeks it was filled with racist slurs, someone wrote dozens of ways of violently killing Black people and the chat was renamed after what one member described as “Nazi heaven.”

    In WhatsApp conversations leaked to the Miami Herald, participants used variations of the n-word more than 400 times, regularly described women as “whores,” used slurs to talk about Jewish and gay people and mused about Hitler’s politics.

    Interspersed throughout were discussions about events promoting the Republican Party at Florida International University. The school told the Herald the chat logs are part of an ongoing criminal investigation.

    The anti-Semitic left are really out of control on today’s campuses.

  47. There will be an open Senate seat in Montana this fall. Minutes after today’s filing deadline, GOP Sen. Steve Daines announced he isn’t running for reelection and endorsed Kurt Alme, the Trump-appointed U.S. Attorney for Montana.

  49. “Y’all on your own” – State Department

    “Man Up and Fight your way out” – Pete Hegseth

    “Under the stupid and incompetent previous administration they couldn’t evacuate anyone and we learned from their mistakes that trying is the first step to failure.” – Groomed Child Bride at the Podium

    “Nobody knows more about evacuations than me.” – Donnie

  50. Fat Hitler now sending emissaries to Ukraine to beg for interceptor drones.

    Zelensky should demand an in-person and some groveling. But I’m sure he’ll settle for artillery and long term commitments.

  51. @ 45

    Did y’all miss Modhi and Carney announcing $50B in new trade?

    Better standard of living through tariffs!

    Apparently you’ve not been to Canada in the last decade. Nor heard of Jameet Singh.

    Indians Immigrate to Canada in Record Numbers

    Forbes
    https://www.forbes.com › … › Leadership Strategies
    Apr 25, 2024 — Indian Immigration To Canada​​ “Between 2013 and 2023, Indians immigrating to Canada rose from 32,828 to 139,715, an increase of 326%,” according according to the NFAP analysis.

    Indian enrollment at Canadian universities rose more than 5,800% in the last two decades, from 2,181 in 2000 to 128,928 in 2021, an increase of 126,747 students.

    You seem to think that DJT47’s 2025-6 tariffs caused the immigration explosion from India to Canada more than a decade earlier.

  52. The incompetent MAGA State Department helpline set up by Lid’l Marco to assist US citizens stranded in the Persian Gulf region by Israel’s latest war involving the U.S. has now taken to simply hanging up on callers desperate for evacuation.

  53. Three years is a long lame duck.

    But that’s what $6 gas will do for a presidency.

  54. @ 53

    Three years is a long lame duck.

    But that’s what $6 gas will do for a presidency.

    Hell, Biden’s presidency was over when gasoline hit $5.

  55. The peak inflation-adjusted price was $6.125, reached in July 2008.

    https://www.inflationtool.com/adjusted-prices/us-gasoline

    And yes Dumbya’s presidency was over by then, literally, figuratively, wtf everly and common wisdom it wasn’t from gas prices.

    And then we had the Dumbya depression.

    yabut higher gasoline was gonna give us all teh mittster and make teh black guy the next Jimmeh Caaahta..

  57. Gas was cheaper during Biden’s term than it has ever been since he’s left office.

    Mid 2024, about 6 months before the election, gas at my corner station, that currently is $3.05/gallon, was $2.69/gallon. It hasn’t dipped below $2.69/gallon since the fascists took office.

    And eggs – still the fucking same price now then it was before.

    G.

    No, not G as in G, but Gee!

  60. @51

    Where something has to do with something else for reasons.

    Because it can’t possibly be because a former most favored trading partner has become unreliable.

    Nope. Can’t be. Gotta be immigration related.

    Dear Leader is never wrong.

  61. Not just a Troll, and not just a liar, but looking like a big loser too.

    Don’t forget the Opportunity here – I forget how it referred to these good times… as “opportunities” for success? Go low, so you can rise to the top. Vance 2028!

  64. Dear Leader is never wrong.

    Weird cult dudes can’t think for themselves.

  65. I would assume ‘not bomb an OPEC member with the military capacity to end tanker traffic at least for a few months” is the idea on everyone’s mind that cannot be spoken lest you wear a plate of spaghetti for a hat the rest of the day.

    President Donald Trump’s chief of staff, Susie Wiles, is telling his advisers to bring ideas to the Oval Office to lower gasoline prices in the wake of the U.S. attack on Iran, according to two energy industry executives familiar with the conversations.

    The White House is “looking under every rock for ideas on improving energy prices, especially gasoline prices,” said one of the executives, who was granted anonymity to describe internal administration discussions.

  67. What, nobody wants to talk about the unanimous SCOTUS opinion supporting DJT47 policy?

    https://www.scotusblog.com/2026/03/court-unanimously-sides-with-government-in-immigration-dispute/

    The Supreme Court unanimously sided with the federal government on Wednesday in Urias-Orellana v. Bondi, holding in an opinion by Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson that federal courts of appeals must use a relatively deferential standard of review when assessing the Board of Immigration Appeals’ determination that asylum seekers did not experience the level of persecution necessary to qualify for asylum protections.
    …
    On Wednesday, the court held that the INA requires appellate courts to apply the relatively deferential substantial-evidence standard, meaning, as Jackson explained in the court’s opinion, that reversal of the BIA’s decision is “warranted only ‘if, in reviewing the record as a whole, any reasonable adjudicator would be compelled to conclude to the contrary.’”

    Jackson noted that the relevant part of the INA “does not use the phrase ‘substantial evidence.’” However, she continued, multiple other phrases in the statute “truncate[] the court’s review,” including Section 1252(b)(4)(B), which states that “the administrative findings of fact are conclusive unless any reasonable adjudicator would be compelled to conclude to the contrary.” The Supreme Court has previously held that this subsection “prescribe[s] a deferential, ‘substantial-evidence standard’ for review of agency factual findings,” Jackson wrote.

  68. oh-so-brave

    bleats a troll coward who can’t come clean about what forced a retreat on its “brand”..

  69. FB reminds me that on this day six years ago the Mayor Pete rally in Seattle, scheduled for March 6, was cancelled.

  70. The 2026 election will likely not be good for the Republicans. Trump’s policies and actions have been the exact opposite of what he said while campaigning.

    Not much will change, however. The Zionist lobby will still control the House, Senate, Supreme Leader and the Executive Branch.

    Trump will make history, too, as the first President to be removed from office under the 25th Amendment.

  71. @66

    Politician endorses winner of the primary for the general election. Film at 11.

    If you bottle up that anger you can release it in November just in time.

  72. Filling up the Crew cabs 21 gallon tank is up almost $6 in a week.

    I’m sure no one will notice.

    Joe Biden’s fault anyway.

  73. Yes, the GOP faces many challenges this year. Although money probably will not be one of them:

    holds nearly $100M cash edge over Democrats

    The Hill
    https://thehill.com › homenews › campaign › 5718958-…
    Feb 2, 2026 — The Republican National Committee (RNC) holds a near $100 million cash advantage over Democrats according to new filings from the Federal …
    Fundraising hauls show RNC outpacing Democrats ahead …

    AP News
    https://apnews.com › article
    Feb 1, 2026 — The Republican National Committee vastly outpaced Democrats in 2025, according to year-end filings to the Federal Election Commission.

  74. @ 70, 73

    Although I do note that the GOP will have one additional Senate seat to defend this year.

  75. Now that he thinks it is safe to do so,

    For more on this, please see oh-so-brave weird cult minister Rafael Cruz.

    The lying troll spew gets weaker every day.

  76. From The New York Post:

    Politics
    GOP Sen. Tim Sheehy helps Capitol Police remove protester — who allegedly injured 3 cops, appeared to break his own arm

    Just as Ashli Babbitt show her own self.

  77. @73

    And that will absolutely upend the ‘unearned media’ the Democrats are getting daily from ICE murders, Epstein field, Gas Prices, beef prices, grocery prices, dead servicemen, Epstein files, racist followers of the GOP, Trump in the Epstein files, corporate layoffs, closing rural hospitals, illegal wars at $1b a day and the Epstein files.

    Good of you to notice ‘other’

  79. Which will happen first?

    • Ted Cruz choosing a GOP Senate candidate to endorse?

    • Or Talarico using the word “woman”?

    Jorge Bonilla
    @BonillaJL

    “our neighbors with a uterus”

    Quote
    James Talarico
    @jamestalarico
    ·
    Nov 6, 2022
    “This summer, more than half our population became second-class citizens.

    Every one of our neighbors with a uterus became the property of the State.

    And nothing is more un-Christian.”

    2:38 PM · Mar 4, 2026
    ·

  80. The ultimate breaking of the glass ceiling!

    Melania Trump became the first sex worker to chair a UN session.

  81. @ 80

    Melania Trump became the first sex worker to chair a UN session.

    Let’s use the same rationale to point out that Boxcheck Momala became the first woman to join a major party’s presidential ticket on her knees.

  82. Trump’s policies and actions have been the exact opposite of what he said while campaigning.

    Not at all true.

    Trump said he would be a dictator on day one.
    Trump said he would side with the Netanyahu government in Israel in their demented attacks on every other government in the region.
    Trump said he would build concentration camps to imprison assylum seekers and other immigrants.
    Trump said he would tariff, tariff, tariff, tariff and that he would completely blow up all trade agreements.
    Trump said he would seize control of elections from the states.
    Trump said he would explode the deficit and add trillions to the debt.
    Trump said he would take away your health insurance.
    Trump said he would cut Social Security.*
    Trump said he would ban abortion nationwide.*
    Trump said he would ban birth control nationwide.*
    Trump said he would explode the size of government by building his own secret paramilitary army within the DHS.
    Trump said he would kill protesters who opposed him.
    Trump said he would deploy the National Guard and active duty military into cities to harass communities that didn’t vote for him.
    Trump said he would bomb Iran.
    Trump said he would bomb Venezuela.
    Trump said he would bomb Cuba.*
    Trump said he would bomb North Korea.*
    Trump said he would abandon Ukraine.
    Trump said he would back Russia’s invasion of Ukraine.
    Trump said he would weaponize the DOJ to go after Democrats and his Republican enemies.
    Trump said he would ignore the courts.
    Trump said he would sell off public lands.
    Trump said he would open up our coasts to off shore drilling.
    Trump said he would tear down much of the White House and rebuild it to his liking.
    Trump said he would tear down much of the National Mall and rebuild it to his liking.*

    The only thing Trump really lied about during the campaign was Epstein. Do you have any guesses why that might be?

    *Patience. He’s got plenty of time.

  83. Biggest winner: Susie Wiles.

    Biggest loser: Mrs Corey Lewandowski. He’s coming home drunk and violent every night for the rest of his her life.

  85. 70,

    The Zionist lobby will still control the House, Senate, Supreme Leader and the Executive Branch.

    Perhaps. But perhaps, if you pay very, very extra close attention you might notice that hundreds of Democrats in the House along with most Democrats in the Senate will be breaking with Israel and AIPAC on this stupid war and voting no. But perhaps no more than one or two Republicans will.

    There’s some good information for you in that if you can ever bring yourself to really pay attention long enough. And it’s a more than passing possibility that, should Democrats win control of either or both chambers this fall, a coalition may form to challenge for the leadership positions that is ready to jettison the AIPAC lobbyists and U.S.-Israeli policy once and for all. It’s one of the reasons Harris lost. She wasn’t ready to go there. So a huge chunk of the Obama/Biden coalition dumped her for that reason. And while cult idiots like the lying troll may console themselves with fables about blow jobs and egg prices to explain all that, you don’t have to. Unless you too are so lonely that you’ll give up objective reason to belong to a cult.

  86. So…
    Fat Hitler did not notify Dog Butcher Barbie before announcing her firing and naming her replacement.

    She was in Tennessee presenting a grant (bribe) program to local law enforcement agencies as the news was breaking and continued for more than an hour after the news broke.

    😂😂😂😂

  89. Now that he thinks it is safe to do so, oh-so-brave Beto! endorses Talarico.

    Good point but that seems like a partisan comment that you make. And was there really a need for him to endorse either candidate during the Primary? Maybe he liked them both. Not everyone needs to have a favorite crayon color.

  90. Yet another hit to kreepfuck’s “brand”:

    Phrase Analysis Report for Bob
    Range: 2025-03-06 to 2026-03-05
    Export Type: first (Items: 84)
    Generated on: 2026-03-05 12:25:51 -0800
    ================================================================================
    Tally | Last Used | Phrase
    ——————————————————————————–
    108 | 2025-09-29 11:46 | qos mchillbilly
    9 | 2025-09-16 15:30 | qos mchillbillys
    9 | 2025-09-14 16:48 | qos mchillbilly is
    7 | 2025-09-04 10:24 | since qos mchillbilly
    7 | 2025-09-04 10:24 | since qos
    5 | 2025-09-22 07:26 | when qos
    5 | 2025-09-22 07:26 | when qos mchillbilly
    5 | 2025-09-11 19:48 | qos mchillbilly claimed
    5 | 2025-09-12 09:12 | to qos mchillbilly
    5 | 2025-09-12 09:12 | to qos
    4 | 2025-08-24 16:47 | like qos mchillbilly
    4 | 2025-09-16 16:52 | of qos
    4 | 2025-04-25 11:36 | and qos mchillbilly
    4 | 2025-07-02 08:56 | qos mchillbilly wants
    4 | 2025-04-25 11:36 | and qos
    4 | 2025-09-11 19:48 | qos mchillbilly claimed that the tesla

    So weird. Methinks the Darryl theory is looking better and better. Sorry Mary Kay.

    Well unless Mary Kay is a big fan of Elijah.. heh…

  91. The 2026 election will likely not be good for the Republicans. Trump’s policies and actions have been the exact opposite of what he said while campaigning.

    Do you think that there will be an election or a fair one? Are you really that naive?

    Do you think that this Administration would be doing what they are doing if they felt that they couldn’t rig the election. He said it – “you’ll only have to vote for me once”, what part of that did you think was a joke?

    Do you think they’ll hang around to go to jail?

  92. Cruz will get another chance:

    Ooooh. Yeah. That must be a really tough one for the cult members. How do Republicans choose between their two favorite things?

    The gun-humper who manufactures machines used to slaughter room after room full of kindergarten children?

    Or the pious, married “family man” who convinces his mistress to set herself on fire?

    It’s almost unfair.

  94. Fat Hitler has stranded more than 1,000 terrified Afghan refugees including women and children in unprotected warehouses in Qatar as Iranian drones rain down on them. At least 150 of them are immediate family members of active duty U.S. service members. Most of the rest collaborated with the U.S. in targeting the Taliban before Fat Hitler surrendered to them.🌮

    The lying troll is predictably unconcerned and has nothing to say.

    Cuz it really is a cult.

  95. Mrs Corey Lewandowski. He’s coming home drunk and violent every night for the rest…

    chop chop

  96. If I’m not careful I’m fucked.

  97. @65 The White House is “looking under every rock for ideas on improving energy prices, especially gasoline prices,”

    Tap the SPR? I mean, isn’t that kind of super-obvious? Of course, if the strait closure lasts longer than SPR supplies, they’re screwed …

  99. Since the lying troll has been such a devoted fanboy of Rand Paul I though I’d share this quote that Markwayne Mullin gave a couple of weeks ago:

    “I respect Bernie Sanders because he’s an open socialist and you know that he’s a communist so you know what you’re getting.
    Rand Paul is a freaking snake. And I understand completely why his neighbor did what he did. And I told him that to his face.”

    Senator Rand Paul is the Chairman of the Senate Homeland Security Committee.

  100. @67 Well, whaddya know, the liberal justices got the conservatives to go along with a deferential standard. But only in asylum cases, and isn’t that inconsistent with other conservative rulings?

    What this demonstrates is the conservatives will apply a deferential standard when it serves their boss’s political interests, and to hell with judicial consistency.

  101. @73 Yes, the GOP faces many challenges this year. Although money probably will not be one of them

    Well, they’ve been busy enough stealing from taxpayers, haven’t they? And their billionaire pals are always ready to buy another election gigantic tax cut for themselves. But I have a feeling a waterfall of money won’t be enough this time.

  102. One way Fat Hitler could get the appointment of Markwayne Mullin around Rand Paul would be to name him “acting” DHS Secretary.

    Which would be kind of great, really. Because once the courts slowly and painstankingly adjudicated the illegality of the appointment, Mullin’s Senate seat would already be filled and he’d be effectively retired from politics.

  104. Trump is replacing a cowgirl with a plumber at the head of a security guard agency. We’ll see how that works out.

  105. Well, they’ve been busy enough stealing from taxpayers, haven’t they?

    It’s just like tithing.

    For every $1 million you can steal from the taxpayers you must give $200k to the party. Unless you last name is Trump.

  106. @89 Not everyone needs to have a favorite crayon color.

    😂😂😂 The only color Trump likes is white.

  107. Cowgirl, who foolishly admitted murdering her dog and lied about meeting foreign leaders in her autobiography, and even more foolishly gave up her own political career to serve Trump, will never hold office again. Her stint in politics is over. So, presumably, is her marriage.

    I sure hope she doesn’t set herself on fire. I hate to see that to happen to any spurned woman or anyone else.

  108. Hi, I’m Willie Horton and I approve this message.

    WASHINGTON (AP) — A Florida handyman who was sentenced on Thursday to life in prison for molesting two children had been convicted of storming the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, but was pardoned by President Donald Trump.

    Andrew Paul Johnson, 45, is among several Jan. 6 defendants who have been charged with new crimes since Trump’s sweeping act of clemency for Capitol rioters.

  109. 108,

    On the campaign trail in 2024, when PI was apparently not looking, Trump promised to pardon all of the J6 child molesters.

  110. How stupid is Bimbo Barbie? This stupid:

    Thanks to President Trump’s leadership, the United States remains the largest crude oil and natural gas producer in the world. The Trump Administration will continue to unleash American energy dominance, and tap into our newfound oil in Venezuela.

    https://tinyurl.com/yfb6dep3

    First of oil, Venezuela’s oil isn’t ours, no matter what she and Trump might think. Secondly, there’s the little problem of getting it out of the ground, and then getting it out of Venezuela, which will take years not days or weeks.

    In short, Venezuela oil won’t be showing up at a gas pump near you anytime soon, and certainly not in time to alleviate any shortages caused by this war.

    As Forrest Gump would say, stupid is, as stupid does. Hey, but at least it isn’t going to Cuba anymore!

  111. Cowgirl looks forward to her new role working “to dismantle cartels that have poured drugs into our nation and killed our children and grandchildren,” which she’ll no doubt do as effectively as she protected children from “the worst of the worst” here at home.

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/latest-news-live-updates_n_69a562ade4b0d383f503f9f5/liveblog_69a9e17ce4b0d84f0de163e5?origin=home-latest-news-unit

    The cartels are laughing their pants off. They couldn’t be more pleased with their new adversary.

  112. Bimbo Barbie claims the press “wants to make the president look bad,” but it isn’t the press doing it, he makes himself look bad.

  116. Tuesday was the first time in 24 years that Democrats outvoted Republicans in Texas.

  117. 113,
    Bondi is publishing a new federal rule that would order state bar associations to set aside any licensing inquiry of any DOJ lawyer until the DOJ has completed its own investigation.

    I’m thinking a few state bar associations will simply ignore the rule.

    But it might be wise for the AG to be more selective about where her employees are licensed. And who knows? If things work out we can all get reciprocal bar cards from Florida. Too bad Hawaii is a blue state.

  118. @117 I’ll stick to complying with my bar’s professional conduct rules, which isn’t that hard as long as you don’t work for Trump.

  119. @ 111

    They couldn’t be more pleased with their new adversary.

    True to at least some extent. Biden wasn’t one.

  120. $3.35/gal at my corner station. Was $2.85 before the bombings, then went to $3.05 right afterwards on Monday and now 3 days later it’s $3.35. An increase of .50 in less than a week. We’ll be lucky if we can go without rationing it.

  123. @ 120

    We’ll be lucky if we can go without rationing it.

    The more the silly cries about supply disruptions and rationing continue, the higher Exxon’s share price.

    China might see some supply tightening in the next 90 days but the US won’t.

    That said, the shrillness of your ignorance is most adorbs.

  124. There’s no way this isn’t corrupt:

    Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem handpicked contractors to lead a $100 million campaign to recruit Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers instead of allowing competitive bidding for the jobs, according to three administration officials and internal communications reviewed by NBC News. …

    In August, then-ICE deputy chief of staff Madison Sheahan threatened the job of an ICE employee for suggesting that the agency consider other contractors, according to internal communications. Sheahan said the contract award was “a decision made by the secretary,” according to internal communications.

    Sheahan then called the employee to her office where he was yelled at for overriding Noem by suggesting the contract go to a company that was offering to do the work for a cheaper price, said an administration official who heard the conversation. The employee then acquiesced and agreed to award the contracts to the companies Noem chose, the three administration officials said. …

    In a statement, a DHS spokesperson said, “Decisions about the ICE recruitment campaign contract were made by the ICE Director’s office. … But the three administration officials said acting ICE Director Todd Lyons’ office was not involved in choosing the contractors for the recruitment campaign and maintained that the decision came from Noem. …

    The contract for the ICE recruitment campaign was awarded to People Who Think and Safe America Media, two firms that were previously awarded a $220 million ad campaign ….

    https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/national-security/noem-handpicked-contractors-lead-100-million-ice-recruitment-campaign-rcna261968

    Yeah, this firm:

    Firm Tied to Kristi Noem Secretly Got Money From $220 Million DHS Ad Contracts

    The company is run by the husband of Noem’s chief DHS spokesperson and has personal and business ties to Noem and her aides.

    https://www.propublica.org/article/kristi-noem-dhs-ad-campaign-strategy-group

    And she lied about this, too. This piece of shit isn’t only incompetent, she’s also a corrupt liar.

  125. @123 Why do you care about Exxon’s share price? You don’t own stock. You’ve repeatedly said so yourself.

    It could become a bit of a dilemma for me, because if Exxon’s share price goes too high, there’s an obvious incentive to cash out before it falls back, but then I’ll have to pay a lot of taxes.

    Understand, I’m not against my Exxon shares skyrocketing, that’s part of what I own them for, but I’m just sayin’ this war making me richer doesn’t come tax free.

    However, so far Exxon’s P/E is only 22, so there’s still room to let it run.

  126. Exxon is actually down 1.1% since last Friday. This war isn’t helping its share price at all so far.

  127. 70

    I agree. I suspect the 25th Amendment will be used in late February or early March in 2027 to send Trump to the showers.

  128. I just read an article in a local paper here in Delaware that a contractor in Dover Air Force Base is advertising for part time workers that have the responsibility of inventorying and readying for shipping soldier belongings after being deceased or wounded.

  131. The more the silly cries about supply disruptions and rationing continue, the higher Exxon’s share price.

    China might see some supply tightening in the next 90 days but the US won’t.

    That said, the shrillness of your ignorance is most adorbs.

    YLB can you make a point to save this for me, I don’t have patience to take the time to do it myself.

  132. @130. You have to be kidding. Good luck with that bet.

    Probably a better shot that his demise will be by a J6 pardoned convict.

  133. 132

    No, I think he’ll get a bad case of the 25th Amendment next year.

    (BTW, I don’t recall making any bets on the subject.)

  135. At some point, not tomorrow, eliminating the filibuster would mean statehood for D.C. and Puerto Rico, Supreme Court reform, reinstating ghe Voting Rights and War Powers Acts, and and a national abortion rights. And Republicans would have Ken Paxton to thank for all of it.

  136. I had no choice but to put her down.

    She was impossible to train and she soiled one of my best planes.

  137. Hunh.

    Markwayne made a comment today about ‘stepping in as acting Secretary’ immediately.

    By federal law he can’t do that as a sitting Senator. If he even accepts the job and begins confirmation he’s done in the Senate. You know you don’t get to vote on your own confirmation or ask questions of yourself at your confirmation hearings.

    Republicans, why do you keep electing people who don’t have the slightest clue what is and isn’t legal and constitutional?

  138. @137 Given that he’s a plumbing contractor, I hope someone asks him if he knows what a search warrant is, and when it’s required.

  139. Oil spiked to $88, the Dow is down 900 points, and the economy lost 92,000 jobs in February. Good work, Donnie! Tehran will demand your unconditional surrender any day now.

  140. Trump tells CNN he’s not worried whether Iran becomes a democratic state

    He said that Iran’s leadership has been ‘neutered’ and that he’s looking for new leadership that will treat the US and Israel well

    He doesn’t want democracy, he wants a vassal state.

  141. So, you killed 26 people with an invasionary force to try to get back some bones you weren’t eve sure were there?

    Failed and killed 26 people in the process?

    This is not normal in any way.

    Israel’s military said that its special forces had operated in Lebanon overnight on Saturday in an attempt to find the remains of the Israeli soldier Ron Arad, who has been officially missing since the 1980s. The mission was unsuccessful, according to the military, which said there had been no Israeli casualties. Although the Israeli military said only that they had operated in eastern Lebanon, the Lebanese National News Agency reported earlier on Saturday that an Israeli commando operation took place overnight in the Bekaa Valley and that 26 people had been killed.

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