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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 2/11/26, 8:22 am

I went for a walk in Downtown Seattle this morning and not even on the parade route. Crowded and everyone in Seahawks gear. Only more so to come.

  • If you’re planning to come, you really shouldn’t drive. Maybe take public transportation.
  • Or bike.
  • That sex trafficking presentation at Seattle City Council a few weeks ago was pretty gross. Glad people are calling it out.
  • Data centers don’t produce many jobs and they take up a lot of energy and many are polluting. Really seems like the worst things to give a tax break to.

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  1. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Wednesday, 2/11/26 at 8:54 am

    Turns out the horrific persecution of Xtians is all too real:

    https://religionnews.com/2026/02/10/cardinal-cupich-says-feds-stopped-priests-demanded-citizenship-proof/

  2. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Wednesday, 2/11/26 at 9:03 am

    After an historic number of simple yes or no questions she refused to answer, and after accidentially unredacted releases showed that Comerce Secretary Lutnik lied for years about his history with child rape, AG Pam took to FOX microphones and declared that “prosecuting all of the perpetrators appearing in the Epstien Files would cause the system to collapse”.

    That would be the corrupt system of protecting pedophiles like Fat Hitler and Howard Lutnik.

  3. Rutger Kaninchen spews:

    Wednesday, 2/11/26 at 9:17 am

    2

    Just release ALL of the Epstein files, and let’s get busy prosecuting the guilty.

  4. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Wednesday, 2/11/26 at 9:19 am

    “This is so ridiculous,” Bondi says. “There’s no evidence that Donald Trump has committed a crime”

    “I believe you just lied under oath,” Lieu replies

    Lieu then produces the witness 302 of a driver for hire who testified to being told in chilling detail from one of the witnesses about Fat Hitler raping and sexually abusing her before she had her head blown off under mysterious and unexplained circumstances.

    Bondi is terrible at this.

  5. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Wednesday, 2/11/26 at 9:21 am

    3,
    The people witholding the files and operating a coverup for violent pedophiles ARE some of the guilty.

    People like Pam Bondi and Fat Hitler.
    People like Mike Johnson.
    People like Susan Collins.

  6. Rutger Kaninchen spews:

    Wednesday, 2/11/26 at 9:31 am

    5

    Good! Now we know who they are, so it’s time to go after them!

  7. Slutty Lutty spews:

    Wednesday, 2/11/26 at 10:52 am

    It was just a birthday party, her 12th! She was dressed so pretty. After cake, we all changed into our bathing suits and headed for the pool. We had so much fun! All the girls were very happy to be supervised by myself and Jeffrey.

    All her friends were having a good time. So much camel toe! Even my daughter, but sheeeeessss my daughter! What?! Do you think that I’m some kind of pig that I do anything with my daughter?!

  8. Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 2/11/26 at 11:30 am

    Meanwhile, a chick with a dick murders 10 in a small BC town, including itself.

    The killer was reported as a “gun person”. So that we wouldn’t know the murderer was a tranny.

    Institutionalize them.

  9. Charlie Kirk Forever spews:

    Wednesday, 2/11/26 at 11:56 am

    Yes.
    Let’s institutionalize the members of our society who are the most frequently and most consistently the perpetrators of gun violence against the innocent:

    White male gun owners.

    And cops.

  10. WHITE POWER!!!!!! spews:

    Wednesday, 2/11/26 at 12:41 pm

    Chef’s kiss of the current term so far:

    The Attorney General giggling and laughing into an open mic in a committee hearing about a loved one’s annihilation during the Nazi Holocaust.

  11. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/11/26 at 12:52 pm

    @8 Institutionalize them.

    Mass killers? Absolutely. Lock them all up.

    All trannies? Well, that’s how you think, you often indulge in the collective guilt thing, which is about as intellectually dishonest as it’s possible to be.

  12. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Wednesday, 2/11/26 at 12:55 pm

    A named U.S. official confirms to FOX news that earlier this week the Warior Ethos D.O.D. shot down a children’s party balloon after mistaking it for an enemy drone, which led directly to the airspace closure in El Paso this morning.

    OOORAH! GIT SOME!!!

  13. Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 2/11/26 at 12:58 pm

    Lindsey Vonn, whose FA selfishness stole a potential medal-winning downhill spot from a US teammate, has undergone a third FO surgery.

    Such sportsmanship.

  14. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Wednesday, 2/11/26 at 1:04 pm

    After filtering out the IPs for off shore bot farms it has now been revealed that the TPUSA ࿕࿕White Power࿕࿕ Halftime Showcase drew only 6.3 million real viewers.

    The Puppy Bowl drew 15 million.

  15. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/11/26 at 2:16 pm

    @12 A defining trait of this administration is they’re consistently incompetent.

  16. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/11/26 at 2:19 pm

    @13 Now apply that reasoning to injured football players and where that leaves the Seahawks ahead of the Superbowl and see how popular that kind of thinking makes you around here.

  17. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/11/26 at 2:23 pm

    Today’s jobs report says the economy added 130,000 jobs in January, of which 124,000 were in health care. Wall Street isn’t excited about the rest of the economy adding only 6,000 jobs last month.

  18. Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 2/11/26 at 2:34 pm

    @ 17

    Today’s jobs report says the economy added 130,000 jobs in January, of which 124,000 were in health care.

    Wrong. Very wrong.

    Health care added 82,000 jobs in January, with gains in ambulatory health care services (+50,000),hospitals (+18,000), and nursing and residential care facilities (+13,000). Job growth in health care averaged 33,000 per month in 2025.

    Employment in social assistance increased by 42,000 in January, primarily in individual and family services (+38,000).

    Construction added 33,000 jobs in January, reflecting an employment gain in nonresidential specialty
    trade contractors (+25,000).

    https://www.bls.gov/news.release/pdf/empsit.pdf

    You stopped making an effort to be accurate more than a decade ago. Darryl stopped defending you about 8 years ago.

  19. Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 2/11/26 at 2:46 pm

    Nobody brings up the Minneapolis FAFOd domestic terrorists anymore.

    For libbies the new, shiny thing is the Epstein doc release that keeps catching other libbies behaving badly.

  20. Steve spews:

    Wednesday, 2/11/26 at 2:48 pm

    From Monday’s thread Elijah wrote,

    Since Buzz Fiorini first taught you how to go from “a pizza slice to a banana” on the rope tow at Hyak back in the 1970s, the sport has changed. And racing isn’t the same anyway, and never really was.

    You just brought back some cool memories. Buzz’s son Jeff has been a friend since went attended the same public school together and in the same class. In our teens, each of us were playing bass in bands. In fact, he loaned me his gear so I could start playing in my first band. Last I time I saw Jeff was at a bass store he owned in Pioneer Square. Damn, it’s been too long since I’ve seen that guy.

  21. Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 2/11/26 at 2:54 pm

    What was the name of the onetime HA commenter who played bass?

  22. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Wednesday, 2/11/26 at 3:08 pm

    One of dozens of reasons why the lying troll neeeeeds us libies to stop mentioning the Epstein Files:

    https://youtu.be/CTtJS41tlAY?si=abkAhfnbF2QfFTYB

    If you’re a Republican, you are now part of the criminal conspiracy.

  23. Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 2/11/26 at 3:16 pm

    @ 22

    Useless rambling. She should have given it another day to process so that it wouldn’t sound like she cribbed from what’s already out there. I gave it 3 minutes, which was 2 too long.

  24. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Wednesday, 2/11/26 at 3:27 pm

    The reason the DOJ opened up the unredacted files to members is now known to be so that DOJ could unlawfully surveil the members as they searched through the files. Bondi’s prep binder contained pages detailing the search histories carried out be the Democratic members of the committee.

    If this was supposed to have given her an edge in the hearings it clearly backfired most badly. Bondi was exposed as a feckless ghoul. And Fat Hitler and many others are exposed as pedophiles and co-conspirators.

  25. Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 2/11/26 at 3:29 pm

    @ 24

    Bondi’s prep binder contained pages detailing the search histories carried out be the Democratic members of the committee.

    None of which could be predicted beforehand.

    Elijah is shocked, shocked to learn that Democrats looked for dirt on Republicans while Republicans looked for dirt on Democrats.

    Who could possibly have predicted this?

  26. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Wednesday, 2/11/26 at 3:43 pm

    Here’s how it’s going:

    The GOP President, himself previously convicted in a first rape scandal, who once bragged an a hot mic about his history of successful sexual assault, and who is himself deeply implicated in a second pedophilia ring operated by his lifelong close friend, sent his Attorney General, who only became his AG after his first choice for AG was himself brought down for engaging in and bragging about raping children in a third rape scandal, to lie and stonewall before a Congressional committee chaired and enabled by Jim Jordan, who also participated in a fourth rape scandal that took place at a college.

  27. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Wednesday, 2/11/26 at 4:25 pm

    Tough day to put LINK to a test, the power issue happened around 3:45AM, which is just before the first operators go on duty(trains are kept in stations overnight in a temporary arrangement until the end of March, OMF-Central is at capacity) Resolved by 6;30 and appears to be working ok the rest of the day.

  28. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Wednesday, 2/11/26 at 4:54 pm

    Today the 2nd string Attorney General called up from the minor leagues of sexual assault, during her testimony before Congress lost her composure and between blubbering howls yelled out at a ranking member of the committee “You’re not even a lawyer”.

    The member to whom she directed this cri de couer was Rep. Jamie Raskin who graduated magna cum laude from Harvard Law School where he edited the Harvard Law Review. He taught constitutional law at the American University for more than 25 years.

    The Attorney General attended and graduated from the “Stetson University Law School” near the bottom of her class and was rushed to join the Delta Delta Delta women’s social fraternity whose colors are silver, gold, and cerulean blue and whose symbols are stars with a crescent. She was admitted to the Florida bar one year after her graduation after retaking the exam multiple times.

  29. lmao spews:

    Wednesday, 2/11/26 at 5:43 pm

    130,000 jobs in January, of which 124,000 were in health care.

    Manufacturing BOOM! Many tales of happy sawmills from Canada to come…

  30. Epstein spews:

    Wednesday, 2/11/26 at 5:51 pm

    The Criminals that need deportation are in the White House.

    To back those criminals is completely immoral. So immoral you are very near eating 12 year old pussy.

    https://youtu.be/6GZ2uvj9Yzw

    I should be alive.

  31. Epstein spews:

    Wednesday, 2/11/26 at 6:09 pm

    @22 yes, stop mentioning me.

    Yes, TRANNY, TRANNY, TRANNY!

    Dark? My ranch had lights. It was bright. You could see the camel toe of the little girls.

    I’m going out of business – I can’t sell my crop. My farm should be a whore house.

    TRANNY, TRANNY, TRANNY!

    Grab’em by the pussy. Those Mexicans, stealing your job. Baby pussy creates jobs.

  32. Teresa Heinz Kerry spews:

    Wednesday, 2/11/26 at 6:15 pm

    And you thought I was unlikable.

    Ashley Zavala
    @ZavalaA

    Wow—

    Jenifer Siebel Newsom—CA’s First Partner and Gov’s wife— scolds California Capitol press corps for not asking on topic questions at a Planned Parenthood press conference.

    “You don’t seem to care.”

    Most of the journalists in the room —repping AP to NY Times —were women.

    12:43 PM · Feb 11, 2026

    Just wait until this bitch gives her keynote in ’28. I’ll be historically revised just like Jimmy Carter was.

  33. Usha Seventh Month Vance spews:

    Wednesday, 2/11/26 at 6:23 pm

    @ 32

    Just wait until this bitch gives her keynote in ’28. I’ll be historically revised just like Jimmy Carter was.

    And the comparison between Hair Gel’s wife and me will be so stark that even YLB will vote for my husband in 2028.

  34. lmao spews:

    Wednesday, 2/11/26 at 6:37 pm

    @33 Noun, verb, Usha’s UTERUS!!!

    Till November.. lmao…

  35. Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 2/11/26 at 6:45 pm

    @ 34

    Till November.. lmao …

    2028. You won’t be laughing then, YLB. But you will be every bit as unserious.

  36. Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 2/11/26 at 6:51 pm

    Why liberals are whining so much.

    Geiger Capital
    @Geiger_Capital
    ·
    This is insane…

    The number of federal government employees is now at its lowest level in 50+ years.

    Dropped off a cliff after Trump was elected.

    7:01 AM · Feb 11, 2026

    I removed an apostrophe from the tweet. DJT47 removed 300k plus useless fucks from the federal government payroll.

    Whine more.

  37. Usha spews:

    Wednesday, 2/11/26 at 7:06 pm

    I got camel toe too. I show it off to Donnie when JayDee isn’t watching. I’m as good as the 12 year old.

  38. lmao spews:

    Wednesday, 2/11/26 at 7:15 pm

    2028. You won’t be laughing then

    Where did we hear this before?

    Oh yeah, about that unlikable jerk in FL with a reptile tongue, risers in its boots and a phony, pained smile.

    I hear its wifey is a horse paste troofer these daze.

    But guess what dumbfuck? jerky dickhead BOWMAN is just as unlikable. You sure know how to fellate ’em.

    lmao.. but kreepfuck will babble noun, verb, Usha’s uterus anywaze!!! The troll is too funee.. and a moron..

  39. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Wednesday, 2/11/26 at 7:25 pm

    Participating in the Seahawks Victory Parade was the Metro Employees Historic Vehicle Association with Municipality of Metropolitan Seattle ((old)METRO) 1122, an AM General Metropolitan that was a part of one of the first orders to replace the inherited fleet and expand in 1976, same year the Seahawks started. Saw some online comment about the colors, but 1122 only wore the Sunrise Scheme, as Metro wasn’t doing a new paint job a year back then.

  40. Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 2/11/26 at 7:33 pm

    @ 39

    I’m usually a fan of your spews.

    But WTF.

  41. Pedos are Us GOP spews:

    Wednesday, 2/11/26 at 8:27 pm

    @39

    Railfan, the immoral Nazi wasn’t satisfied. I think if there was a young girl whom was showing off her pussy on the train it would have gotten his erection going.

  42. JayDee spews:

    Wednesday, 2/11/26 at 8:30 pm

    I was never on the Island but sure would have liked to been.

  43. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/11/26 at 9:35 pm

    Despite President Donald Trump’s campaign pledge to address the cost-of-living crisis, personal bankruptcies have now reached their highest levels since 2019, according to a new analysis from the House Budget Committee ….

    https://www.ms.now/news/rising-bankruptcy-report-trump-economy-cost-of-living

    Say, wasn’t Trump president in 2019, too?

  44. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/11/26 at 9:43 pm

    @18 Wrong. Very wrong.

    Only if you count the 42,000 jobs BLS calls “social assistance” as something else, but CNBC isn’t having it:

    The Bureau of Labor Statistics’ January nonfarm payrolls report — which had been delayed due to a partial government shutdown that ended on Feb. 3 — showed job growth of 130,000 last month … areas of growth remained concentrated in just a few sectors, predominantly health care-related, which added 124,000 total positions.

    https://www.cnbc.com/2026/02/10/stock-market-today-live-updates.html

    … nearly all the January jobs came from health care-related sectors …

    https://www.cnbc.com/2026/02/11/the-jobs-picture-still-looks-muddy-even-with-surprisingly-strong-january-growth.html

    What does 82,000 + 42,000 equal, dumbfuck? I get 124,000. You’re trying to prove me wrong by playing games with semantics. Which totally misses the real point, which, from the second link above, is that the concentration of hiring in health care-related fields

    rais[es] questions over the ability of displaced and new workers to be able to get hired.

    Which leaves other workers shit out of luck.

  45. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/11/26 at 9:53 pm

    @25 Elijah is shocked, shocked to learn that Democrats looked for dirt on Republicans while Republicans looked for dirt on Democrats.

    Gee, I wonder who will come out of this looking dirtier? 💩💩💩

  46. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/11/26 at 10:01 pm

    @32 Still several steps up from his first wife.

  47. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 2/11/26 at 10:06 pm

    @36 And firing people who keep our air clean and our drinking water safe reduced deficits by how much? Oh wait, the deficits went up by a lot. So what’s the reason for getting rid of these federal workers again?

  48. Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 2/12/26 at 5:54 am

    Mark Zuckerberg, his “Asian” wife (that was for you, YLB), and their billions upon billions of taxable dollars have departed California for Florida.

    When all of the people you want most to tax have left, the only ones left to tax are the ones who voted for you because they thought you would “tax the rich” and leave them alone.

    Well done, California libbies. Well done.

    At least there is one less well-heeled and educated “Asian” woman on the West coast to frighten YLB.

  49. Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 2/12/26 at 6:01 am

    This >>> https://www.dailymail.co.uk/media/article-15549985/cnn-ratings-viewers-decline.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=social-twitter_dailymailus <<< started before CNN was paid to push the #CrookedHillary campaign, but it really accelerated when CNN and MSNBC competed to see which network could more shamelessly promote a possible Michael Avenatti presidential candidacy.

    CNN has lost nearly two-thirds of its viewership since 2016 amid growing fears network is circling the drain

    CNN has lost nearly two-thirds of its primetime viewers over the past decade, figures show.

    The decrease, from roughly 1.3 million in 2016 to 553,000 now, is fueling rumors of a possible network sale – something CNN’s up-for-grabs parent company has vehemently denied.

    The results recorded this month by Nielsen are actually an improvement from January, when stars like Jake Tapper, Anderson Cooper, Erin Burnett, and Kaitlan Collins only secured 488,000 sets of eyes.

  50. Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 2/12/26 at 6:05 am

    @ 49

    Fox News, OTOH, has maintained its primetime viewership fairly well over the last several years, says Google’s AI:

    Annual Fox News Primetime Viewership (Approximate Average Total Viewers)

    2025: 2.652 million (Up 11% vs. 2024)
    2024: ~2.38 million (Calculated from 11% increase in 2025)
    2023: Not directly listed in search, but lower than 2025, higher than 2022.
    2022: 2.147 million
    2021: ~2.5 million
    2020: 3.082 million (Peak)
    2019: 2.5 million

  51. Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 2/12/26 at 6:06 am

    The reason CNN lost so many viewers is that they all decided to start subscribing to WaPo instead, amirite?

  52. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Thursday, 2/12/26 at 7:25 am

    The Puppy Bowl had more than twice as many actual live viewers than the TPUSA White Power Halftime Celebration.

  53. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Thursday, 2/12/26 at 8:19 am

    The “live audience” of the TPUSA White Power Halftime Celebration, pre-recorded in Lexington KY two weeks prior, and paid $250 each for their performance over three days, were fed tacos.

    And the food ran out after the first day.

  54. Republicans Should Stop Protecting Pedophiles spews:

    Thursday, 2/12/26 at 9:28 am

    Doe was asked to massage Trump’s penis and complied. During the second party Doe was asked to perform oral sex on Trump and complied.

  55. 👢 👅 spews:

    Thursday, 2/12/26 at 9:37 am

    Well if Doe wont do it we know we have a Troll that will.

    The Dude is a pro Nazi bootlicker that has delusional thoughts that he has a microscope to the world. He’s a conman that is part of the con.

  56. Grand Old Pedophile spews:

    Thursday, 2/12/26 at 10:03 am

    Yeah baby, sweet baby pussy! It’s the only way to go! Give it a try, don’t lose out!

    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/crime-courts/jan-6-rioter-pardoned-trump-convicted-child-molestation-rcna258635

    Make America Pedo Again (MAPA)

  57. 🎇 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 spews:

    Thursday, 2/12/26 at 10:15 am

    True American unlike any fucking Nazi Troll,

    https://www.rawstory.com/lawmaker-has-a-warning-for-jeanine-pirro-preserve-your-records/

  58. lmao spews:

    Thursday, 2/12/26 at 10:41 am

    Mark Zuckerberg, his “Asian” wife (that was for you, YLB), and their billions upon billions of taxable dollars have departed California for Florida.

    yawwwn… So?

    Zuckerberg hasn’t made any public statements about the billionaires tax, and is instead doubling down on California investments and legacy.

    “These investments will help strengthen our communities and support the next generation of leaders and innovators,” Zuckerberg said in a statement. The Meta CEO also owns a compound of 11 properties in Palo Alto’s Crescent Park neighborhood, valued at more than $110 million. Minutes from his home, Meta has its sprawling 57-acre headquarters campus and also more than 400,000 square feet of office space nearby in Menlo Park.

    Newsom said Zuckerberg’s gift allows the Sacramento-based school to continue to build its talent pipeline for tech jobs.

    The donation “[opens] doors for students to succeed and for our communities to prosper,” Newsom said. “Making sure students can actually afford to live where they learn is essential to that work.”

    https://fortune.com/2026/02/09/mark-zuckerberg-meta-50-million-donation-sacramento-tech-talent-pipeline-stem-facilities/

    Between Asian spouses and their uteri kreepfuck has quite the noun, verb, blah blah shit going till November..

    And beyond to 2028.. pinning its hopes on yet another unlikable asswipe. Golden years for kreepfuck indeed.

  59. lmao spews:

    Thursday, 2/12/26 at 10:46 am

    Layoffs in January were the most to start a year since 2009, as employers like Amazon and UPS slashed jobs

    Affordability fact check: Trump can’t hide from higher prices

    In Iowa, Trump bragged about his high tariffs like they were holy water he splashed across the nation.

    But tariffs are costing Iowa importers (including farmers) almost $100 million a month, a 304% increase since Trump took office.

    An AgAmerica report notes, “Tariffs have raised costs of some fertilizers by $100 per ton. Steel and parts tariffs make tractors, combines, and repair parts more expensive.”

    Trump’s tariff decrees clobbered farm exports, resulting in America having the largest agricultural trade deficit in history last year.

    Iowa farmers’ crop receipts were down sharply last year, and farm bankruptcies shot skyward.

    Layoffs and higher prices oh my! Bankruptcies.

    And children get raped yet the stock market is great!

  60. Pammy Jo, The Lost Years spews:

    Thursday, 2/12/26 at 11:41 am

    HAVE YOU SEEN THE DOW????
    THE DOW IS OVER 50,000 DOLLARS… ER… 50,000 UM…
    THE DOW IS OVER 50,000!!!!!

  61. Dow Jones spews:

    Thursday, 2/12/26 at 11:55 am

    From Wikipedia:

    “The value of the index can also be calculated as the sum of the stock prices of the companies included in the index, divided by a factor, which is approximately 0.162 as of November 2025. The factor is changed whenever a constituent company undergoes a stock split so that the value of the index is unaffected by the stock split.”

    So, in a way, the Dow 30 represents a price.

  62. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 2/12/26 at 1:05 pm

    MAGA Mike, who styles himself a constitutional lawyer, needs to go back to school.

    https://thehill.com/homenews/house/5733732-democrats-video-military-defiance/

    He could start by reading the preliminary injunction issued today against Hegseth et al. in the Mark Kelly case. It has something to say about attempts to punish First Amendment-protected free speech.

    https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.dcd.288365/gov.uscourts.dcd.288365.37.0.pdf

    True, this opinion is only part of recommened reading, as it doesn’t address Mike’s suggestion, i.e., indict someone after a grand jury has refused to do so. Exactly how does he propose to do that?

  63. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 2/12/26 at 1:17 pm

    @60 THE DOW IS OVER 50,000!!!!!

    Not anymore.

  64. 👢 👅 spews:

    Thursday, 2/12/26 at 1:23 pm

    The DOW IS OVER 50,000!? OMG! SO GLAD I HAVE MONEY TO SPEND IN A NAZI SOCIETY RUN BY PEDOS AND PEDO PROTECTORS!

    CAMEL TOE!

  65. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 2/12/26 at 1:54 pm

    The two apparatchiks in Pirro’s office who carried her water by trying to indict Mark Kelly et al. are special counsels, not DOJ lawyers, and they failed to convince a single grand juror to go their way.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/justice-department/ex-gop-staffer-pirro-aide-tried-failed-indict-democrats-social-media-v-rcna258784

    One of these characters’ most recent experience is as a dance photographer.

  66. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 2/12/26 at 2:02 pm

    Meanwhile, the brain drain at DOJ continues as the head of the antitrust division and her top deputy both quit.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/business/business-news/justice-antitrust-chief-slater-leaving-rcna258759

  67. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 2/12/26 at 3:22 pm

    The whistleblower complaint against Tulsi Gabbard, which a couple days ago I speculated might involve Melania, actually involves Jared Kushner.

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/latest-news-live-updates_n_6989c9d4e4b0a89b5c061101/liveblog_698e47cfe4b0d2244f591389?origin=home-latest-news-unit

  68. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 2/12/26 at 3:26 pm

    The ICE shooting of Marimar Martinez was premeditated and the agents lied when they claimed she rammed their car; it was the other way around; they rammed her car to trap their assassination target.

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/latest-news-live-updates_n_6989c9d4e4b0a89b5c061101/liveblog_698e3df2e4b0e2bc55147a07?origin=home-latest-news-unit

  69. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 2/12/26 at 4:00 pm

    Jeanine Pirro can’t walk and chew gum at the same time.

    https://www.rawstory.com/jeanine-pirro-lawsuit/

  70. Rutger Kaninchen spews:

    Thursday, 2/12/26 at 4:06 pm

    Smaller, non-aligned countries are watching the US/Zionist/Iran debacle with great interest. The smaller nations will eventually come to the conclusion that having nuclear weapons are necessary because the United States cannot be trusted.

    Once the nuclear capability is achieved, the US will have to mind its manners with those nations that possess those weapons.

    It serves us right. We are untrustworthy, and the rest of the world knows this.

  71. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 2/12/26 at 6:02 pm

    @70 I’ve been posting for months that Trump’s policies encourage nuclear proliferation.

    It’s just a matter of time before you stupid humans blow yourselves up, and then more intelligent creatures, i.e. we rabbits, will rule the world, and it will be a better and more peaceful world.

  72. 👢 👅 spews:

    Thursday, 2/12/26 at 6:11 pm

    Don’t engage in the Nazi’s game. It is nothing if you don’t engage. Mock it.

  73. ACAB spews:

    Thursday, 2/12/26 at 6:35 pm

    January 15
    Shot:

    Fox News
    @FoxNews
    ‘ATTEMPTED MURDER’: An ICE officer is fighting for his life after he was allegedly ambushed with a shovel and a broom handle by three illegal immigrants during a traffic stop that quickly spiraled into a foot chase, a violent struggle, and gunfire.

    DHS identified the illegal immigrants as Julio Cesar Sosa-Celis, Alfredo Alejandro Ajorna, and Gabriel Alejandro Hernandez-Ledezma, all Venezuelan nationals now in ICE custody.
    “What we saw last night in Minneapolis was an attempted murder of federal law enforcement,” DHS Secretary Noem said.

    Chaser:

    The United States of America, by and through its undersigned attorneys, hereby respectfully moves the Court for an order to dismiss with prejudice the Complaint filed in this matter against the defendants, Alfredo Alejandro Aljorna and Julio Cesar Sosa-Celis, pursuant to Rule 48(a) of the Federal Rules of Criminal Poceedure.

    .Newly discovered evidence in this matter is materially inconsistent with the allegations in the Complaint Affidavit, filed on January 16, 2026, as ECF 1-1, as well as the preliminary-hearing testimony (ECF 18, 19) that was based on information presented to the Affiant. Accordingly, dismissal with prejudice will serve the interests of justice

    Cool how Kristy and Pam can keep filing charges based on lies…errr material inconsistencies and officers face no consequences.

  74. They’re all GrandOldPedophiles spews:

    Thursday, 2/12/26 at 7:43 pm

    Just totally normal.

    Dr. Oz and his wife invited Jeffrey Epstein for crudités and dinner on Valentine’s Day at a Party in their home.
    ….
    Did they
    …..
    Nah
    ….
    He wouldn’t
    ….

    EIGHT YEARS after his plea bargain and prison term for raping underaged girls.

    Valentine’s Day. At that time all hut one of the couple’s four children was over 18.

  75. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 2/12/26 at 7:44 pm

    @73 “The prosecutor’s office did the right thing. They realized the evidence was completely different than what the agent claimed it was,” Goetz told FOX 9.

    https://www.fox13seattle.com/news/north-minneapolis-ice-shooting-doj-dismisses-charges-venezuelan-men-feb-12-2026

    So will this lying ICE agent be identified and put on a Brady list? He should be.

  76. Doctor Strangelove spews:

    Thursday, 2/12/26 at 7:56 pm

    Once the nuclear capability is achieved, the US will have to mind its manners with those nations that possess those weapons.

    Until those smaller nations lose control over that capability.

    And then we all die.

  77. Major Kong spews:

    Thursday, 2/12/26 at 8:17 pm

    76

    So, Doctor, are you suggesting the larger countries that now possess nukes are better behaved than those little countries who don’t yet have nukes?

  78. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 2/12/26 at 8:24 pm

    @77 I don’t know about Trump, but I’d rather have a treaty with Greenland than a hostile, nuclear-armed Greenland.

  79. Secretary Duffy spews:

    Thursday, 2/12/26 at 9:10 pm

    So fucking what we used a top secret laser to shoot down escaped party balloons and forced El Paso airport to shut down and then lied about it for days…

    BIDEN LEFT US WITH A MESS.

  80. Fuck all you who support this. You Know. spews:

    Thursday, 2/12/26 at 9:24 pm

    Cause of death, heat stroke due to dehydration.

    CBP killed a worst if the worst criminal rapist murderer illegal alien seven year-old girl.

    8 hours after the girl & her father were taken into custody, she began having seizures & her body temperature was measured at 105.7 degrees by emergency medical technicians.

  81. The Europeans spews:

    Thursday, 2/12/26 at 10:25 pm

    @78

    We didn’t know that Greenland was a country.

  82. The Young Turks spews:

    Thursday, 2/12/26 at 10:48 pm

    Being anti-Zionist is not being anti-Semitic.

  83. ICE_ERO spews:

    Thursday, 2/12/26 at 10:56 pm

    What’s the best handgun for confronting a 57 year old disabled woman in a bathrobe and slippers?

    How many plates should I carry in my plate carrier when I am raiding a preschool?

    I don’t yet have a Punisher tattoo. Will getting one on my face affect my chances for promotion?
    Will it be badass?

    What’s the most effective method for permanently enlarging my micropenis?

  84. DOGE DOGE DOGE spews:

    Friday, 2/13/26 at 7:55 am

    DJT47 removed 300k plus useless fucks from the federal government payroll.

    Didn’t save even one single penny in taxes or debt. Got chased out of Greenland by Denmark. Closed the Kennedy Center.

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