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Thank God It’s Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard β€” Friday, 1/23/26, 8:32 am

Stay warm, everyone. Anyway:

  • Why does every picture of Brian Heywood look like he’s about to volunteer for the genital inspection squad?
  • Pretend police plows pedestrian.
  • Actual police in Portland are also a problem.
  • I can’t imagine it passing, but I do like the legislation saying that the state won’t hire ICE agents.
  • Hot take: you are a monster if you detain a 10 year old.
  • Your legislators miss you and want a call.

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  1. lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/23/26 at 8:40 am

    Our silly troll believes high cost of living isn’t a problem.

    Oh but look, the troll’s beloved orange asswipe believes it is…

    He dialed up Elizabeth Warren after she gave a speech on the future of the Democratic party. He invited Chuck Schumer to the White House to talk about a New York infrastructure project. And he invited Peter Welch to an Oval Office event on an initiative important to Vermont.

    For a president who wants his party to retain control of Congress, it’s a striking – even unexpected – level of outreach to some of the most liberal members on the opposing side.

    It comes as both parties compete for the mantle of affordability.

    https://www.politico.com/news/2026/01/23/trump-democrats-warren-schumer-00742515

    Orange pants shitter wants to shackle private equity and all the smaller players buying houses and charging exorbitant rent. Wants to impose “price controls” on credit cards. Whadafuckin’ commie! heh..

  2. Elijah Dominic McDotcom πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸŒŠ spews:

    Friday, 1/23/26 at 8:47 am

    The GOP have proven that they are incompatible with a free and democratic society.

  3. Bob Swallows the Nazi Micro Penis spews:

    Friday, 1/23/26 at 9:45 am

    The Media is pretty stupid. I don’t think Dumpy calling Greenland Iceland in error. I think he purposely said it to instill fear in Iceland.

    This guy is a maniac. Hopefully one day he will be no more, and the family name is forever stained.

  4. G spews:

    Friday, 1/23/26 at 9:46 am

    @2 that was evident to me about a decade ago.

    They like props, such as the American Flag, the Constitution, the Bible, etc. And they love labels – they invented the Brother P-Touch Label Maker.

    They are brainwashers. The uneducated can easily be brainwashed.

  5. Bob Swallows the Nazi Micro spews:

    Friday, 1/23/26 at 9:52 am

    @1 that’s merely a plan to avert having to not hold elections. He doesn’t intend to have any elections, or he will rig them.

    The Peace Board thingy – he is forever the Board Chair and only he can determine its successor upon his death. That should speak volumes. Even if he does go away, he will forever have his dictatorship pussy grabbing hands on the world.

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