Not working is somehow making this post even shorter. But, for my last open thread of the year, sadly it is exactly this short.
by Carl Ballard — ,
Not working is somehow making this post even shorter. But, for my last open thread of the year, sadly it is exactly this short.
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teh kreepfuck is gaga over Nick teh prick Shirley:
Shirley said he did not take part in the violence [Jan 6] and filmed himself leaving without entering the building. Later that year, Shirley took a two-year hiatus from YouTube to go on a mission in Santiago, Chile, as part of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
In late 2023, after his return to the United States, Shirley shifted from prank videos to focus on political topics, such as immigration and crime. In May 2024, he orchestrated a stunt in which he paid day laborers $20 to jump into the back of a U-Haul van, drove them to the White House, and gave them signs demanding a meeting with Biden.
Shirley’s mother, Brooke — herself a right-wing influencer who goes by Brooker Tee Jones on TikTok, where she has more than 250,000 followers — occasionally joins her son in the videos. It was Brooke who pushed her son to start covering immigration at the southern border after his mission trip, according to an interview with Columbia Journalism Review. Early on, she’d feed him questions to ask and lines to say in the videos, she recalled. Her content has similarly focused on immigration in recent years, including other videos that accuse Somali residents in Minnesota of health care fraud without providing evidence.
https://theintercept.com/2025/12/31/nick-shirley-videos-minnesota-somali-day-cares-fraud-claims/
Wouldn’t you know it? A lot of Mormons today still have hangups about darker skin.
Shirley is tailor made for teh kreepfuck of widbee.
kreepfuck is crowing over government numbers that it babbled didn’t matter back in November 2024:
“If you tell me which sectors are most affected by tariffs, I’ll tell you which sectors are going to be hit,” he said, pointing to retail and services—the sectors directly downstream of increasingly fragile consumer spending.
“Every sector is at risk for layoffs in 2026,” said Aaron Sojourner, senior researcher at the W.E. Upjohn Institute for Employment Research. “Unemployment is rising and job growth is slowing broadly across sectors. Wage growth has decelerated versus a year ago.”
Sojourner said that, like 2025, next year will see labor demand weakened by tariffs and declining public investments in health care, as well as the loss of immigrant consumers thanks to President Donald Trump’s crackdown.
https://www.newsweek.com/layoffs-coming-to-us-jobs-market-in-2026-11188750
Didn’t kreepfuck just babble “gangsta” over 1 million people losing their jobs in 2025?
The biggest dumbass: teh widbee kreepfuck
No worries. They’ll be able to take what they save on gas, and also stay home and not go to the doctors office, thereby saving a ton more on their gas budget.
All good!
https://www.npr.org/sections/shots-health-news/2025/12/31/nx-s1-5655252/u-s-farmer-insurance-premiums-tariffs-seeds-fertilizer-inflation-iowa
Nick Shirley put dear orange pants shitting leader to sleep:
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/opinion/donald-trump-criticized-for-nearly-dozing-off-during-anti-antifa-meeting/ar-AA1O7e2z
Yeah Shirley was there.
ROTFLMAO!!
They also have a hankering for lots of pussy and unrestricted in age… essentially the younger the better.
But too their credit, Mormons aren’t really violent people. Goes to show you that sex deviants aren’t that bad, they are lovers and not fighters. The Mormon ones discriminate but they just do that to make them feel better about themselves.
Fresh Pussy!
It’s a beauty. Be patient Bob.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/dec/31/trump-family-business-delays-launch-of-gold-smartphone
Watch out Apple! The competition is A stiff.
@1
250k folowers? I’ve got double that and all I do is tell Dad jokes and livestream my hikes. I guess being mildly amusing and not hateful is what more people want.
I make about $50/month off all the views. It gathers in a Venmo account.
Roger mentioned this in the previous thread.
https://www.rawstory.com/alternet-posts/trump-boebert-epstein/
But I think it’s bullshit, dear little leader doesn’t do that kind of stuff, she’s just being a bitch and should go back to sucking cock in a movie theater.
Caitlyn Jenner would date teh widbee kreepfuck in a heartbeat. An ideal soulmate.
heh. Sorry Caitlyn, kreepfuck is happily enslaved by a radlib dominatrix.
https://content.api.news/v3/images/bin/674b4ca3c69392942af5448f29adb65c
Watch out elmo and orange pants shitting dear leader. Caitlyn can be unpredictable. teh kreepfuck has the skinny on what’s inside her head. yawwwn.
Ah yes.
https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-white-discrimination-equal-opportunity-andrea-lucas-b2892437.html
Wait till they find out that the horse refused sex with Dumbfuck because its penis was too short.
The bitch that took their job wants to know!
Orange pants shitting dear leader!!
https://content.api.news/v3/images/bin/19070134ffd25cdb75960e7a27830d52?width=1024
Do have any idea where that hand has been?
Hey look, it’s a guy in drag and “she’s” got a book!
https://www.cnn.com/2025/12/30/us/terror-acts-nye-terrorism-new-years
Bunch of grifters and snakes.
Praise be to Jehebus!
https://www.mediaite.com/politics/top-senate-dems-demand-trumps-chief-of-staff-explain-how-she-read-the-epstein-files/
We are a Shithole Nation now. That’s their aim.
https://consequence.net/2025/12/jack-white-slams-tennessee-representative-ai-video/