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  1. I see Bidenflation is touching us all good and hard today.

    Hey, it’s not like we don’t deserve the ass-pounding. We elected the corrupt fossil.

  2. So, the laptop’s real, then.

    The Washington Post
    @washingtonpost
    President Biden’s son filed the countersuit in U.S. District Court in Delaware, saying John Paul Mac Isaac had no legal right to copy and distribute private information.
    washingtonpost.com
    Hunter Biden sues laptop repair shop owner, citing invasion of privacy
    The lawsuit, a counter-move against John Paul Mac Isaac, escalates the legal battle surrounding the president’s son at a sensitive moment.
    6:31 AM · Mar 17, 2023

    ’cause back then I heard differently. Although never from Hunter.

  3. We insist you pay us to sit on our unhealthy, fat, unproductive asses.

    Google is indicating to ex-staffers, who got laid off while on maternity and medical leave, that they won’t get paid for all of their remaining time off, according to former employees and written correspondence shared with CNBC.

    More than 100 former workers have organized a group they call “Laid off on Leave.” They’re asking executives to pay them for the weeks and months they were approved to take off before the job cuts were announced in January. Those who spoke with CNBC said they’ve been told they’ll only receive pay through their designated end date, along with standard severance.

    Hey, you got the economy you voted for, techies. Suck it.

  4. Imagine being tasked with fooling the rubes who will foot the bill for this fantasy.

    Stacey Abrams Joins Rewiring America as Senior Counsel

    WASHINGTON, D.C., Tuesday, March 14, 2023 — Political leader, voting rights activist, and bestselling author Stacey Abrams is joining Rewiring America, the leading nonprofit working to electrify our communities. Abrams will take the role of Senior Counsel, helping launch and scale a national awareness campaign and a network of large and small communities working to help Americans go electric.
    …“Rewiring America anchors our work in how the decisions we make around the kitchen table about the machines we use can save us money, make our homes and communities healthier, and reduce climate-harming emissions,” said Rewiring America co-founder and CEO Ari Matusiak. “Stacey Abrams’ career of public service has hit all these themes and more. She’s a brilliant and visionary organizer who will accelerate our work and expand the audience for the benefits of electrification — the most equity-centered climate strategy we have.”

    Most importantly, when the whole thing fails, Abrams has extensive experience in falsely claiming it was actually a victory, and completely fooling every Democrat in America with her lie.

  5. Y’all saw that France just increased its retirement age by two years, right?

    No reason the US can’t do the same. It’ll help save Social Security and it’ll remove some of the burden from Queen YLB’s fucked kids.

  7. We’d be better off if Trump had been re-elected.

  8. So, the laptop’s real, then.

    Some of the stolen data is very clearly real. And that’s never been denied by anyone here, or by Mr Biden.

    And the publication and sale of that data is a criminal violation in the state of Delaware.

    WHAR ADMIRAL DILDO NOW???? DUHR…

  10. Mac Isaac offered to pay Rudy Giuliani in kind, i.e. whiskey, for getting Hunter Biden’s personal, confidential computer data to “the right places,” to wit:

    “Later that day, Mr. Costello called Mac Isaac and they ‘agreed [Mac Isaac] would FedEx the drive to him [Mr. Costello] the next day.’ … Mr. Costello told Mac Isaac that Counterclaim Defendant was an ‘honest guy’ and a ‘good guy’ for what he was doing, and Mac Isaac offered to buy Mr. Giuliani ‘his favorite bottle of scotch’ after ‘this whole ordeal is over.'”

    At page 27 of Hunter’s counterclaim against Mac Isaac, linked above.

    The (former) computer shop owner is getting his ass sued, as he should. And the facts alleged in the counterclaim, if true, leave no doubt that Mac Isaac is a Trumper piece of shit.

  11. “President Joe Biden has faced some enormously difficult issues since he entered office. Russia unleashed a fierce war against Ukraine, with the US allocating substantial resources to support Kyiv. The economy has been struggling, with experts repeatedly warning of a potential recession. Although job growth remains robust, inflation has continued to be a problem, causing many Americans to feel the pinch on everything from the cost of buying groceries to heating their homes.”

    https://www.cnn.com/2023/03/16/opinions/biden-trump-stability-2024-zelizer/index.html

    The Republican candidates’ developed expertise at keeping trans kids off girls’ sports teams is not relevant experience for dealing with any of these challenges.

  12. @5 “Y’all saw that France just increased its retirement age by two years, right?”

    From 62 to 64.

    “No reason the US can’t do the same.”

    According to your party, the current state of Social Security’s finances won’t allow it. In fact, one of your presidential candidates (Nikki Haley) wants to raise it to 70.

  14. I guess it makes perfect sense that ultra MAGA Republicans would now seek to criminalize having a large penis.

    Just one more of the many things that terrify Republicans, along with rainbows, Frederick Douglass, heat pumps and veggie burgers.

  18. JAG Officer Ron DeSantis observed, allowed and participated in illegal acts of torture to help put down a hunger strike in 2006.

    Chances are that for most of the Never-Trump/Shy-Trump Republicans looking for a “Trump without the chaos”, something like this in the candidate’s CV is not disqualifying. But it does suggest that Fat Midget’s history is quite a bit more “active” than Trump’s ever has been.

    Perhaps one of Trump’s greatest strengths is that he delegates. I wouldn’t be surprised if he had some other dude fuck Melania for him. Both times. Trump yells. Trump points. Trump complains. Trump throws ketchup. And then Trump delegates. He never personally fired anyone from his own administration. Rex Tillerson got a Tweet from the Oval Office shitter. Trump keeps everything at a safe distance and always requires the use of Playtex gloves. And that may ultimately be what saves Trump too. When all is said and done he may escape criminal conviction because he got other assholes to do the dirty, corrupt, criminal shit for him.

    But Fat Midget appears to be much more of a man of action. That will appeal to many base voters next year. But it could become a liability when all the classified records released by the Biden administration show that he was there in the room, grinning and giggling, holding down an arm, while the hot wire was being inserted.

  20. Lawyers from TrumpWorld who report having been briefed on the hearing, have confirmed to CNN that Trump lawyer Evan Corcoran will be compelled to give testimony against his client under the crime-fraud exception to attorney-client privilege.

  22. @ 18

    In which “torture” is redefined as “keeping a detainee from starving himself to death.

    Adayfi, now 44, said DeSantis watched with amusement as he and other detainees were repeatedly force-fed Ensure, a “meal replacement” shake, through a nasal feeding tube pushed down their throats.

    Now, Ensure doesn’t have the best taste, I’ll admit. But torture? Force-feeding electrolytes, fluid, and calories?

    QoS McHillbilly is usually better than this. Usually.

  24. @22 From link @18:

    “At Guantanamo, where hundreds of people scooped up in the George W. Bush administration’s post 9/11 War on Terror were held indefinitely without trial and amid multiple allegations of torture by the International Committee of the Red Cross and others, …”

    I’m pretty sure IRC wasn’t referring to feeding tubes. Ever heard of waterboarding? and the “torture memos”? But hey, DeSantis wasn’t the lawyer who claimed torture is okay, John Yoo was.

  25. Lefty favorite Olberman, re the World Baseball Classic:

    Keith Olbermann
    @KeithOlbermann
    First Freddie Freeman, now Edwin Diaz.

    The WBC is a meaningless exhibition series designed to: get YOU to buy another uniform, to hell with the real season, and split up teammates based on where their grandmothers got laid.

    Call it off. Now.
    espn.com
    Puerto Rico ousts D.R., but Mets closer Diaz hurt
    Puerto Rico ousted the favored Dominican Republic from the World Baseball Classic on Wednesday night to advance to the quarterfinals. But the celebration was short-lived, as closer Edwin Diaz…
    10:32 PM · Mar 15, 2023

    He would have used the verb “porked”, but that’s offensive to Muslims.

  26. @25 Wouldn’t be a little racism and bigotry stirred into that comment stew, would there?

  27. @ 26

    Porked refers to what you pay to have other men do to your wife, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit.

  28. In which “torture” is redefined

    It’s a FOX News world. Democrats are merely livin’ in it.

    And winning elections in it.

    And winning criminal convictions in it.

    Keep your lawyers on speed dial!

  29. Swabs taken in animal stalls at the Huanan Seafood Market in Wuhan in Jan 2020, long after the market had been closed and all animals removed, have tested positive for SARS-CoV-2 DNA and Racoon-dog DNA.

    Which definitively confirms the theory that CHI-COM Bio-Weapon labs employ Racoon-dog scientists.

  31. @30 – Do a DNA test. If you’re of Northern and/or Western European extraction, you’ll find you have a Neanderthal ancestor.

  33. “And winning criminal convictions in it.”

    So why aren’t the BLM and ANTIFA terrorists in jail?

  34. BREAKING:

    Sources close to negotiations between New York DAs Office and the former President’s legal team broke down when told he would not surrender for processing and were given the option of being grabbed by the pussy and hauled in.

  35. @ 31

    @30 – Do a DNA test.

    You’re talking to G-clown. The guy who steals the used Cologard test kits off of doorsteps before UPS can get there.

    The only tests he’s interested in involve other bodily excretions, not saliva. Or blood, for that matter, unless it happens to be mixed in with the Saltorum.

  36. you’ll find you have a Neanderthal ancestor

    Yeah, I disowned their animal instincts, unlike you.

  37. January 6th in DC was made up and carried out by a bunch of rabid Hetero Neanderthals, they even let a woman get shot in the head and probably talk about her pussy on the side with other hetero neanderthals.

  38. So why aren’t the BLM and ANTIFA terrorists in jail?

    Because they won.

    And you lost.

    Get used to it.

  40. Wasn’t all that long ago that Democrats were competent.

    Barack Obama
    @BarackObama
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    From the O’Bama family to yours, Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

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