Luke 19:27
Now bring me the enemies who didn’t want me to be their king. Kill them while I watch!”
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“Bring me the FBI and slaughter them all while I cackle and bathe in their entrails!” – Any Random Roypublican
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I don’t know abut the veracity of the statement. A writer that messes up on the whole Augustus tax and census that either never took place, or if it did was at a time that throws off the whole time line. And then there is the whole subject of making everyone go back someplace else instead of where they are living which is how Rome normally did a census.
You know Homeland Security is very interested in talking to this Jesus; is he a Mexican cartel member? He’s making some terror statements here.
What, that’s from the Bible? I thought Trump said that.
@5 Yes it is, not the King James version, and does take the text out of context. It’s probably the same pen that wrote Luke-Acts. Luke is a religio-politico history of the early church. It was directed at Jesus followers and meant to be read at aloud in a house at the Lord’s supper with a Roman/Greek audience. It’s the first book directed at a fully Christian audience.
The verse itself maybe in the Original as the author intended or it maybe corrupted. And it’s likely that our Homeland Security office would arrest this guy Jesus.
Of course if you find the bible interesting here is something for you to consider. North Korea is the most religious nation on our planet at this time..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8-Vr_r36Fg
Might be some sarcasm in his comments.
Then again this weeks selection could be because a Eagles fan surrounded by Seahawks fans wanted a little payback for past few years.
Obviously if you want to win big these days in the NFL name your team after a bird of prey. Sorry RR I agree Bugs Bunny looks good in a football helmet, but don’t expect the Rabbits, Squirrels, or Hedgehogs to become NFL teams, but they are pretty popular critters in North Korean children’s propaganda.