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HA Bible Study: 2 Kings 2:23-24

by Goldy — Sunday, 9/3/17, 6:00 am

2 Kings 2:23-24

Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!”

So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the LORD. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.

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  1. Better than this spews:

    Sunday, 9/3/17 at 8:23 am

    Sunday morning blasphemy. Sad.

  2. Puffy's Vagina is really stinking things up now spews:

    Sunday, 9/3/17 at 9:54 am

    And then each of the bears got to marry 62 virgin bear cubs (bunch of little slut whores they were)

  3. Puffy's Vagina is really stinking things up now spews:

    Sunday, 9/3/17 at 9:56 am

    @1 I’m sure that kind of thinking that you have keeps ISIS (and the modern day American Taliban) going too.

  4. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 9/3/17 at 10:42 am

    Don’t mess with Baldy. He has powerful friends.

  5. DeathFrogg spews:

    Sunday, 9/3/17 at 6:44 pm

    What a nasty, vindictive prick.

    Fuck that bald-headed motherfucker. His damn feet probably stink like hell too.

  6. Better to Believe than not Believe spews:

    Sunday, 9/3/17 at 8:47 pm

    My spiritual beliefs shouldn’t keep anyone “going” except perhaps going to a church, mosque, or synagogue of one’s choice.

    It is the unbelievers that I have pity for. Sad. Bigly sad.

  7. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 9/3/17 at 8:51 pm

    @6 Giving in to Pascal’s wager, eh?

  8. Mark AdamsYour into stocks so spews:

    Sunday, 9/3/17 at 11:01 pm

    One thing is for certain none of them little children were Davy Crocket. He would have whipped them bears and them youths would have had bear steaks.
    Or if them youth had just had themselves and authentic Bowie knife them she bears would not have mauled them.
    And in other news a man throws an alligator into a Wendy’s restaurant in Florida. Man is charged with assault with a deadly weapon.

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