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  1. Heere odda hilldidda hildhiruhah
    Juuuyr adda hilldadida jigguwah
    Hieere odda hittomamma jizzowazzah
    Hoow bawlda hiwowiwa hiwiwah
    Heere odda hilldeninne hilldennine
    Hiiire odda hillimoney hilluwowahwah
    Dwiire odda higgunama shuppobup
    Deare odda hildumama hithuivha
    Puurr onna hillimona hillduwiva

    … the other day I had a cool water sandwich and a sunday-go-to-meetin bun…

  2. …have you ever had a ‘wish’ sandwich?

  4. Eber, Peleg, Reu,

    Those names don’t get much use anymore.

  5. זה מה שקורה של לא יכלה לקרוא את המילה בעברית. הנביא goldy כנראה איבד את הדרך. את קטלוג של שמות מחזיקה פלסטיני האמת שווה את הז

  7. למרבה הצער, את הנביא goldy היא התעייפות של לספק את המילה הזאת. להיות לא הגלגל, הו הנביא, אתה תהיה שמענו.

  9. Jesus, your dad’s doing that fucking glossolalia thing again. He’s getting shit all over. Would you please adjust his drool cup?

  10. Zotz,

    If you want to give me advice then address me directly!

    As to whether I am incoherent, do not take MY name in vain by blaming Me for what you write. I never said that I wrote anything in the Roman bible.

    Blame yourselves.

    I am what am.

  12. Blame yourselves.

    Fuck! Is God Herman Cain? That would explain a lot.

  14. Can you imagine having to memorize all this crap as a young Israelite because they haven’t invented i-pads yet?

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