Let the caption contest begin.
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“Foregoing beers with less punch, McGavick pounds a stout.”
Mike: I really like the stripper you hired this year.
Old guy: That’s my daughter.
Day 9 August 30, 2006 Where’s Goldy?
Mayor Nickels’
unprecedented tax increase proposal and
Tim Eyman’s opposition campaign not only screws the taxpayers into paying extra for basic services, but it also really puts Goldy and the rest of you seattle moonbats in a helluva predicament. I’ve been taunting Goldy for some time now with my “Where’s Goldy” series, and he still won’t tell us where he stands. No doubt, he’s between a rock and a hard place trying to figure out what to do. So as a true compassionate conservative, I’ll lay out the options here for ya Goldy:
1) Open up your wallet and pay more and more property tax every year until you are forced out of your home. Even if you can do it, do you want to make seattle a place where only the rich can live? Or do you not give a fuck about anybody else?
2) Join Eyman’s campaign to fight defeat the tax increase, and expose yourself to be the fucking hypocrite that you are. Admit that you are wrong about taxpayer rights, and thank Tim in pubic for giving you the right to vote on major policy issues.
3) Support the tax hike and agree that the tax money has to be raised, but make somebody other than you pay. You could take the tried and true class envy approach and make those “rich people” in Magnolia and Queen Ann pick up the tab. Remember, a “fair tax” in moonbat parlance is a tax that the other guy has to pay.
4) Or just keep quiet and hope I go away. That’s not gonna happen.
Tax Cuts and Fed Revenue
Roger Rabbit is full of shit when he denies the link between cutting tax rates and subsequent increases in federal revenue.
http://www.treas.gov/press/rel.....growth.jpg
http://www.heritage.org/resear.....s_R/R1.cfm
Drinking Conservatively?!?!?!?!
From the shitpile of moonbat economic theory:
…The only way to battle the oil-paper-land casino is to opt out of it through micro-capitalism, localized production and consumption…
Commentby For the Clueless— 4/15/06@ 4:21 pm
Mark the Red Nekked Asshole,
You are not getting it.
Fuck you!
Here is a hint: Go away! You are going in November anyway, get a head start!
MTR + JCH + Pussypud + Janet S. =
Come on, you know the answer….
Think……
Answer: Clusterfuck!
Problems arise when John Craig moans “Tookie, oh God, Tookie” everytime Pussypud kisses him. (Pussypud is a bit jealous)
Goldy, please do as Mark directs and thank Tim Eyman in pubic.
“That young lad Mark, the one with the red neck. He’s sure is a pretty young colt. Oi tink I’ll go over and have him polish me Shelaileigh whnile yer finish off the guiness keg”
Sample Dialog of Clusterfuck:
JCH: Oh Tookie, that feels so big tonight.
Pussypud: Who the fuck is Tookie, Bitch?
JCH: I swear, he meant nothing. It was just sex.
Pussypud: You slut, whore, bitch!!!!
JCH: Oh God, Pussypud, You know how hot I get when you talk like that. Give me all three inches tonight. I can take it. Make it hurt.
Pussypud: I love you John Craig. You are not as tight as you used to be, but you still make me feel like a man.
JCH: I love you too. (he then closes eyes and continues his “Tookie” fantasy).
Redneck
Your one-tune repertoire has become tiresome. Your insistence that anyone answer your questions is hypocritical given your refusal to ever answer any questions posed to you. Like most Republicans, you think you get to dictate every discussion. You’re a sad fucker, m’lad, and grossly deluded about the cards you think you’re holding.
In case you are all wondering where Janet S. went, she is off to the side wearing her strap on so she is ready when it is her turn.
Another day another public drink for Mike. Shay fellas my brusky is getting a little low. What say we ge get back into line.
Carl, Does Mrs. Grossman read your posts? Does she “get off” when she reads your “pretend porn”? Does she still “get wet”, or is she……..well, old and dry? Carl, talk to me!!! If you haven’t been married to this bitch for too long, maybe you can still dump her ass. Try talking to a good Jewish lawyer. Maybe one that is named Stein or Loeb, or Goodman or Grossmanstein. Did you have a “prenup”?? That may help get rid of the bitch!!!!
Mike! asks: “Do you guys need a ride home? I’m driving!”
You’re a sad fucker, “m’lad”?????
Commentby proud leftist {………Irish Jew?? Hmmmmmmm??? Somethings not quite right here!!!!]
Mrs. Grossman, When was the last time you had to fake an orgasm?? Hell, when was the last time Carl……..er, tried????
WHO FARTED????
One down, twenty to go!!!
#3,
Worst. Caption. Ever.
“How many blacks can we keep away from the voting booth this November?”
Remember: If the American Revolution were held today, Republicans would be the Tories.
Commentby rhp6033— 8/30/06@ 5:13 pm
“Remember: If the American Revolution were held today, Republicans would be the Tories.”
And the Democrats would be the Hessians.
Mark the Yellowback:
Pay your bet! And then go join the army ( www. goarmy.com )
Caption:
You know, five of these an hour and not only am I an excellent driver, but I can stand being a Republican.
ConJob@25 Typical winfuck, doesn’t know his history, the only mercenaries involved here are rethiuglicans.
John Craig:
My Left Foot hitting a little close? Do you like getting slapped around when you scream out “Tookie” while taking it up the ass?
Like I said, Mark the Retarded physician needs a little Mash experience in the sand box. . . . .
John Craig @ 16 is casting out his usual batch of bad jokes. Apparently he does not get satire, he called it porn. I guess soon the RightWingNuts will want to control what is posted on blogs. I must be anti-American. Call Homeland Security. I am a threat to America. I am using my free speech.
Anyone else notice that the Island based creep did not deny the homosexuality aspect of my post? He only attacked me, hoping we would not notice he evaded the REAL issue. I believe he suffers from moral and intellectual confusion. I am sure he will respond with more of his trademark name calling. Oh, almost forgot, what he writes is never porn, never inappropriate.
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
By the way, I would repeat anything I have ever posted to his face. I know he lacks the stones to do the same.
As for the question he asked of me: My wife recognizes satire when she see it. As for my wife being a bitch, nah.
Caption:
Oh, in the Crackerjack suit? That’s John Craig. If you slap him around a little, he will blow you cheap. One of the reasons I like being a Republican.
JDB, “Tookie” was a Democrat. Like you. Hmmmmmmmmm??????
I’ve always felt that it would be a caring gesture to gather up J. Craig Herman’s all time top posts and forwarding them to his Alum Association , along with a little note stating how much we appreciate his presence here on the blog how much it has enhanced the old school’s reputation. . . . . . . . .
regarding John Craig @ 32
I guess that means that JCH is guilty of inter-party breeding!
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left foot @8 speaking of cluster fucks hows the wife,
Bill Frist, Republican Senator, Lied (how shocking) on his medical license renewal application.
Anyone else not surprised?
Why don’t these RightWingNuts get it?
jdb why dont you get the wife to give you two blow jobs and then you can give one to jch im sure he would like that.
WEll now, Young Rabbit (John Craig, you are not fooling anyone) @ 35,
You are a dust bunny, you are not a real rabbit. Watch out for the dustbuster.
regarding John Craig @ 32
I guess that means that JCH is guilty of inter-party breeding!
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Who are those other people with Mike!®?
“So, like I was saying, we’re from the Council of Conservative Citizens, and we think you’re the kind of man we’re looking for.”
Carl Grossman, We are “redoing” the rear bedrooms, and need to replace both lampshades in each room [four overall]. Are Mrs. Grossman and you “tanners” [lots of summer sun?] or do you have more of a “light skinned” look? Just “axing”………..
Is young rabbit Roger Rabbit evil twin? Or just the product of one of Rogers 60 second trysts?
Oh, Carl………No tatoos? How about Mrs. Grossman???
Maybe a heart or a butterfly on Mrs. Grossman could pass, but unless she is younger than 30, it probably would not look really good.
John Craig’s post at 41 is lacking something. What could it be? Oh, I know, I know!!!! Intelligence!!!!!!
Something’s wrong with immigration protests
BY BRIDGET JOHNSON, Columnist
THE city of Maywood – a 1.2-square-mile town with an official population of just over 28,000 about eight miles south of downtown Los Angeles – is a pocket for illegal immigrants, lauded by immigrant advocates and decried by detractors. In this 96 percent Hispanic town, signs advising pedestrians to use crosswalks are printed in Spanish and English, and many storefronts’ signs are in Spanish as well. The last census says 55 percent of residents are foreign-born, and 92 percent speak a language other than English at home.
Earlier this year, the Maywood City Council passed a resolution opposing the Sensenbrenner immigration bill after it passed in the House, and the town was designated the first “sanctuary city” in the state. The city also nixed police checkpoints so as not to net illegal immigrants without driver’s licenses, and disbanded its traffic division for the same reason.
On Saturday, Save Our State showed up to protest that policy in front of Maywood City Hall, numbering several dozen with “Don’t tread on me” and American flags. “Not anti-Hispanic, anti-illegal alien,” read one sign; “Maywood is part of the U.S. and its elected officials need to act accordingly,” read another. One man held a small sign that read “traitors,” and the group was fronted by a banner championing Colorado Rep. Tom Tancredo for president. (“Tancredo? Who’s that?” a confused counter-demonstrator asked me.)
Police in riot gear manned a buffer zone on blocked-off Slauson Avenue, surrounding the anti-illegal-immigration demonstrators who were being faced down by a few hundred counter-protesters and neighboring residents who pulled out Mexican flags and joined the event. I had gotten wind of a socialist organization calling people out for the demonstration, hence showed up to find the counter-protest to be an eclectic mix of white guys in Che T-shirts and Latinos – wearing shirts ordering people to not call them Latino or Hispanic (too European), but Mexican – denouncing white people.
And if immigration proponents have been trying to pass off reconquista claims – the belief that immigrants want to take back “Aztlan” – as paranoid, these protesters weren’t helping. One sign proclaimed “Stolen continent” – yet displayed two continents, North and South America. “White racists this is our continent” read one sign. Another said, “We will never live in peace until we get the European squatters off our lands.”
I squatted in the middle of the counter-protesters for a couple
of hours, reading their literature, listening to them talk, trotting next to protesters trying to circumvent police lines and confronting a fleet of motorcycle cops on the next side street over.
And if what I witnessed is what the immigration debate has come down to, it’s nothing less than vicious and hate-filled. This is where intelligent discourse flies out the window, and people start drawing territorial lines within communities.
A couple of times, unwelcome people came into the counter-protesting crowd to take photos or video, and were quickly surrounded by an angry crowd and pelted with water bottles and debris. Shouts of “you little white b-” were directed at a blond woman; a man yelled “Get out of here, this is our town” through a bullhorn to others.
Some wearing lucha libre masks and some with bandannas obscuring their faces, counter-protesters tried to get close to the SOS demonstrators by cutting down side streets leading to Slauson, and were angry when the cops were already there. Others manned the front lines with signs depicting Arnold Schwarzenegger as a Nazi, chanting “Minutemen! Resist! They’re the real terrorists.”
Toward the end of the counter-demonstration, those protesters raised the Mexican flag on the pole in front of the U.S. Post Office. Don Silva of SOS said one woman with his group was assaulted while trying to move through the opposition crowd, and some of their cars had tires slashed and were vandalized.
Maywood, regardless of its demographics, is still within the United States of America, and still falls under the laws of this country. Lobby against those laws if you feel they’re unfair; that’s the beauty of our system.
But when you have virulent protests that include a pre-teen boy yelling “f- that white b-” at a passing fair-skinned woman – me – something is seriously wrong. Especially when it comes from the side holding a banner that proclaimed “Say NO to racism.”
[…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………hehe, and not a Republican within miles!!! Democrats: turning the US into a third world Hillary “Baja Norte” shit hole!!!]
Have you guys noticed that Dr. E has been gone for a while? I think I found him:
http://www.washtimes.com/op-ed.....-7789r.htm
45……So I was visiting friends in Texas during an “Aloma Bowl” football weekend, and, when “decorating” their house, they used “cowhide” for lots of stuff around their home…….So, now I have this great idea!!!!! Carl?
Again, JCH cuts and pastes, fails to add any comment.
That was the Texas AM versus Penn State game, Carl. Linebacker LaVar was a little too much for the Aggies. Regardless, I look forward to seeing you in the rear bedrooms!!!
Then comes back with more of the same old line of tired Nazi-Holocaust references that no but he thinks are cute.
However, if John Craig would be willing to come state-side, I would be willing to explain to him, in a very up close and personal manner just how unfunny he really is. I bet I could make it crystal clear to him.
On the other hand it would be a waste of my time and energy when I can just let him continue to cut off his own balls right here for everyone to see.
Mike!(tm): Hey Fellas… is this “Near Beer”
Fellas: HAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAA!!!! Good one Mike!(tm)
[…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………hehe, and not a Republican within miles!!! Democrats: turning the US into a third world Hillary “Baja Norte” shit hole!!!] [……………………………………………………….. My comment!! Added comment: Note that any Republican that lives close to urban minority Democrats is just “axing” for trouble. Atlas has Shrugged. Republican families need to stay far away from Democrat controlled Hillary Village jungle third world shit hole cities.]
John is losing it. Why a Texas Aggies reference? I am a huge USC fan. Fight on! I care about Penn because…………OH, that’s right I don’t.
17 points down in the polls. .17 BAC. Coincidence?
Poor Carl!!! I beat him again!!!! hehe, JCH
55, Remember the USC/Penn State game when Curtis Enis was a freshman??
“I care about Penn because”
Commentby My Left Foot [….Er, Carl “Lampshade” Grossman, “Penn” is an Ivy League school in Philly. The “Quakers”. Penn State University [1855] are the Nittany Lions. Carl, did you go to a college??? Highly doubtful!!
8
“MTR + JCH + Pussypud + Janet S. =
Come on, you know the answer….
Think……
Answer: Clusterfuck!”
Excuse me while I stick my head in the wastebasket.
However, if John Craig would be willing to come “state-side”
Commentby My Left Foot [………………………………………………………………….”State side”? Hawaii became a state in 1959. Carl, you mean “the Mainland”……….]
You know soon, Republicans will be wanting their own country. JCH is now suggesting that Republicans should not live near Democrats. WOW! That may be the most frightening statement he has ever made. He is making a call for civil war.
LOL!!!!!!
Who the fuck cares about PA colleges????? Knowledge of college trivia an indicator of college education? Give me a break.
Jughead, you are a dweeb.
Looks like things could get interesting in Ohio:
“The critics, including an independent candidate for governor and a team of statisticians and lawyers, say preliminary results from their ballot inspections show signs of more widespread irregularities than previously known.”
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08.....1ohio.html
JDB, Left Foot:
JCHerman is not worth it. A wingnut broken record. I just scroll past.
61…… And the war has already started. The Democrats have taken Detroit, Gary, South Central LA, and Newark, NJ, Oakland, CA. All great places for Mrs. Grossman and you to visit, espcially at night!!! Like Eddie Murphy said on SNL, “When I moves in, you MoFos move out”!!! hehe, JCH
For the Clueless, Er, By your post………….No you don’t!!!! hehe, JCH]
I am done playing with John Craig tonight. He is irrelavent, ignorant and impotent. Mostly impotent. (really, Nitany Lions. Hmmmm, old coach, thick glasses. Who knew?)
Knowledge of college trivia an indicator of college education?
Commentby Harry Tuttle […….Absolutely!!! Harry, I guess you have knowledge of, what……..trade schools? Union halls? hehe, JCH]
Touchdown JCH!!!!! And Carl Grossman leaves the field!!!!
IRRELEVaNT
Carl, Winners never quit, and losers like Carl never win.
Curious. How many times has JCH pasted “Kennedy” or “Hillary” or “Tookie” in his drivel?
Hmmm. Over a billion?
Knowledge of college trivia an indicator of college education? Give me a break.
Don’t sweat it. In my case, I knew more about colleges and universities before attending because my priorities changed and I began devoting more time to other pursuits during and after school.
Besides, consider who you’re talking about.
Feeling morally, intellectually confused? By Keith Olbermann at msnbc.com
The man who sees absolutes, where all other men see nuances and shades of meaning, is either a prophet, or a quack.
Donald H. Rumsfeld is not a prophet.
Mr. Rumsfeld’s remarkable speech to the American Legion yesterday demands the deep analysis—and the sober contemplation—of every American.
For it did not merely serve to impugn the morality or intelligence — indeed, the loyalty — of the majority of Americans who oppose the transient occupants of the highest offices in the land. Worse, still, it credits those same transient occupants — our employees — with a total omniscience; a total omniscience which neither common sense, nor this administration’s track record at home or abroad, suggests they deserve.
The entire speech is here: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6210240/
You have to read the entire speech, Patriotic, thoughtful and powerful when he gave it at the end of his program tonight.
Absolute power, corrupts absolutely!
Guy on the right says, “So then we found a way to get 12,000 minorities off our insurance rolls and guess what, we made enough to give every officer in the company a big fat bonus!”
John Craig,
I just want to thank you for giving my husband hope, He smiles more lately and his general outlook is vastly improved. He now knows that if other Republicans are as ignorant and unintelligent as you are, November will be a clean sweep for the Democrats. I just wanted to say thanks. Carl would never tell you this, but he is a college graduate.
I am curious about one thing, John, did you not learn anything in school? Because if you did, we would all like to see evidence of it sometime.
Another excerpt from Keith Olbermann’s speech:
In a small irony, however, Mr. Rumsfelds speechwriter was adroit in invoking the memory of the appeasement of the Nazis. For in their time, there was another government faced with true peril—with a growing evil—powerful and remorseless.
That government, like Mr. Rumsfeld’s, had a monopoly on all the facts. It, too, had the “secret information.†It alone had the true picture of the threat. It too dismissed and insulted its critics in terms like Mr. Rumsfeld’s — questioning their intellect and their morality.
That government was England’s, in the 1930’s.
It knew Hitler posed no true threat to Europe, let alone England.
It knew Germany was not re-arming, in violation of all treaties and accords.
It knew that the hard evidence it received, which contradicted its own policies, its own conclusions — its own omniscience — needed to be dismissed.
The English government of Neville Chamberlain already knew the truth.
Most relevant of all — it “knew†that its staunchest critics needed to be marginalized and isolated. In fact, it portrayed the foremost of them as a blood-thirsty war-monger who was, if not truly senile, at best morally or intellectually confused.
That critic’s name was Winston Churchill.
Now that is NUFF SAID!!!!!! (With a hearty fuck you to, Pussypud
Keith Olberman???? The guy 6 people watch occasionally??? The guy actually living in the twilight zone… that Keith Olberman?
OMG! Thanks for that laugh!
Keith Olbermann, Desperate Acts when One has No Ratings…
CABLE NEWS RATINGS
WED., AUG. 24, 2006
VIEWERS
FOXNEWS O’REILLY 2,219,000
CNN BIN LADEN 2,164,000
FNC HANNITY/COLMES 1,815,000
FNC GRETA 1,631,000
FNC BRIT HUME 1,329,000
FNC SHEP SMITH 1,302,000
CNN COOPER 1,185,000
CNN LARRY KING 787,000
CNN LOU DOBBS 723,000
CNNHN NANCY GRACE 674,000
CNN BLITZER 613,000
MSNBC OLBERMANN 440,000
MSNBC HARDBALL 385,000
MSNBC SCARBOROUGH 371,000
I am curious about one thing, John, did you not learn anything in school?
Commentby Mrs Left Foot [[……..Well, babe, I learned how to give a gal like you a little “9 inch Democrat Tookie Williams” love up her rectum. Tell me, “Mrs. Left Foot”, what did YOU learn??? Oh, BTW, Do you enjoy summer “tanning” in the sun, or are you a more “indoor” type?]
John Craig,
“I just want to thank you for giving my husband hope”
Commentby Mrs Left Foot [………………………………………………………………………..Er, Carl needed to come to HA.ORG to get “hope”?? What kind of a loser did you marry? What can’t YOU give him “hope”? You post indicated your husband is kind of a dweeb.]
Proudtobeanasshole has now called speaking out a DESPERATE act! She could not be more correct. These are desperate times, the Wingnuts are drowning in their own bad press and shitpile of failed ideas.
Thank you for that, Proudofmyasshole!
Wow, PA! You really tore into the substance of Olbermann’s essay. You’ve demonstrated once again why your reputation is at its current level. Kudos.
By the way, MLF, you can download that segment here:
http://movies.crooksandliars.c.....Facism.wmv
Mrs. Left Foot, Perhaps it’s best that you stay in the barefoot in the kitchen and STFU!! That’s really where you belong!
Caption:
Do you know about those left-wing morons on HorsesAss?
No, what about them? Are they the standard moonbat putzes?
Yes they are big time putzes. Their politics are scary.
Wait until Karl Rove posts some of their “wonders” on campaign commercials.
Yes, then the world will experience the politics!
I post an excerpt from a very intelligent, well thought out speech and howcanyoubeproudtobethisfuckingbigofanasshole then “rebutts” the post by citing viewership to TV programs. This dumb bitch is now comparing tampons with transmission casings. It does matter where the truth comes from, it only matters that we recognize it and act on it. In November, we act on it, unless Bush decides to toss what is left of the constitution into the dumper, declare a state of emergency (weapons of mass destruction have been found in Greenlake) and attempts to turn the military on his own people. Fortunately for us, our military leaders are a funny lot. The serve not the president, but the people and country that they love.
I doubt any ratings that Proud Ass posts but I do know that Faux News has lost roughly 20 percent of its market while all the other cable outlets have seen increases of between 6 and 16 percent.
A battle of wits with John Craig is just not possible since he is not in possession of any whatsoever. I guess when he was “learning” about Tookie love in college and masturbating to his own fantasies (he is apparently still hard at it) he skipped the part where you actually go to class and learn something. Again to address his accusation, I am educated, and own plenty of shoes.
Another TJ @ 84,
It was a great essay. Thank you for link.
Carl Grossman
I doubt any ratings that Proud Ass posts but I do know that Faux News has lost roughly 20 percent of its market while all the other cable outlets have seen increases of between 6 and 16 percent.
Commentby LeftTurn— […………………FOX News has lost 20% of their viewers? Bull Shit………….. Source, please? Yeah, that’s what I thought…………….]
and own plenty of shoes.
Commentby Mrs Left Foot [Mrs. Carl Grossman, I have no doubt, as a “JAP”, you “own plenty of shoes”. Classic!!! JCH
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/.....28292.html
““learning” about Tookie love in college”
Commentby Mrs Left Foot [………….Can you tell me a little more about when YOU “learned about Tookie”. Plenty of detail here, babe!!!!!]
93, Alex Koppelman, Not a MSM news source. Link to a ABC/NBC/CBC/PBS/FOX rating source please.
Read it and click through, brainiac.
89…..picture link please……………..
Commentby My Left Foot— 8/30/06@ 6:36 pm
“That government, like Mr. Rumsfeld’s, had a monopoly on all the facts.”
Actually pre-war U.S. Intelligence was corroborated by numerous other governments. So the U.S. government, including Rumsfeld, didn’t have a monopoly on the facts. With out this key similarity, Olbermann’s analogy falls apart. While Olbermann is entitled to his opinion, he’s clearly an idealogue. So why is his opinion more credible than Limbaugh, O’Reilly or other right wing idealogues? Certainly you’d be deriding me or any other right winger here for posting an opinion by any of them.
Fox’s ratings rise despite recent harsh criticism
Recent attacks on Fox News Channel by liberals — most notably by the documentary Outfoxed — have actually helped ratings, according to the network.
Fox’s total viewer numbers are up 13% since July 8 over the same period last year; CNN is up 1%, with MSNBC down 9%.
Fairness & Accuracy in Reporting kicked off the attacks, saying that during a six-month period ending in December 2003, 57% of guests on Brit Hume’s show, Special Report, were conservative.
That was followed by the release of Robert Greenwald’s Outfoxed, which uses Fox News clips as evidence that the network leans right and supports the Republican agenda. Last week, several groups challenged Fox’s use of its slogan “fair and balanced” with the Federal Communications Commission.
But the publicity has benefited Fox News, says chief Roger Ailes: “The attacks are clearly driving ratings. The success of Fox News is based on fairness. Viewers know when we’re being attacked unfairly, and they’re responding.”
Ah, yes. An article from July 2004 to refute the 2006 data. Sadly, that probably *is* the best you can do.
Caption:
“Yeah look at the ass on that one, I’ll just have to remember Roves rules; “Don’t get caught in bed with a live boy, or a dead girl. Ah what the hell…more of a guidline than a rule.
“Hey son, bring my Insurance friend here that bakers dozen beer, and how’d you like a nice easy government job.”
I am reposting this from one of the other threads today. It deserves more exposure.
This is a comment of a Bush supporter that has had enough.
“Katrina, Harriet Myers, The Dubai Port Deal, skyrocketing gas prices, shrinking wages for working people, staggering debt, astronomical foreign debt, outsourcing, open borders, contempt for the opinion of the American people, the war on science, media manipulation, faith based initiatives, a cavalier attitude toward fundamental freedoms– this President has run the most arrogant and out-of-touch administration in my lifetime, perhaps, in any American’s lifetime.â€
Not my words…. And heck I used to be a Republican too. Before Bush….
Comment by Facts Support My Positions — 8/30/06 @ 7:58 pm
I doubt any ratings that Proud Ass posts but I do know that Faux News has lost roughly 20 percent of its market while all the other cable outlets have seen increases of between 6 and 16 percent. Commentby LeftTurn— 8/30/06@ 7:56 pm
Not only is LeftHisBrain stupid but he doubts Arbitron, the most respected TV polling service.
JCH asked for a picture. I figure he needs masturbation material, so rather than disrespect my wife, I am providing him this link:
http://www.oksanalove.com/index.html
Huffington? Commentby Another TJ— 8/30/06@ 8:02 pm
The left-wingnut wonkette? Man you are as dumb as LeftHisBrain!
MWS, read the link. Click through to their source.
Carl, Do I still give you “hope”?? Classically funny!!!
JCH asks if he still gives me hope. Yes, I hope all Republifucks are as stupid, ignorant and foolish as he is. Don’t you just love how he latches on to one small part of a statement and pretends that it was complimentary. Nothing in any of my posts is complementary towards John Craig. He is without morals, brains or reason. He is vile, ignorant, rude, disrespectful, disingenuous and he owns no core values (other than to hate everything that is not like him).
Middle guy: “Hey shorty, you look just like Maggie after a three day bender.
Mr. Civility: (he he).
What a fucking putz.
108…gee, Carl, then I guess a blow job is out of the question…………
108….Boy, I’m glad I didn’t “axe” you to sign my yearbook! [I used a little Ebonics there so Democrats could follow along!]
The only differences between John McCain and George W. Bush is that McCain can string four words together into a meaningful sentence, and his wife is hotter.
Commentby ArtFart [………………………………………………………………………………………………..”ArtFart”, Something about 5 years as a POW and being a Naval Aviator [Navy Grad] with combat experience may count for something! BTW, “ArtFart”………YOUR military service? Yeah, I thought so………………]
Pledge “Pilot” “ArtFart”, met Pledge Carl “Lampshade” Grossman. You two should have a lot to talk about. hehe, JCH
“Let the caption contest begin.”
Long range surveillance photo of domestic terrorists plotting their campaign to drink and drive.
Pledge Roger Rabbit……..Go sit on the loser bench in the other room with the blind guy, the Muuuuuuslim, Pledge Pretend Pilot “Artfart”, and Pledge Carl Grossman. Have some punch!!!!!!!
Fox news losing viewers:
Tvnewser
Foz news pulling out it’s “Experts” for Katrina coverage:
Don King/Richard Simmons
Possibly the two are related.
I am always amazed at the lack of depth, intelligence and civility in JCH’s comments. What my father, the Jewish father who stood at the gates of Dachau when the concentration camp was liberated, the father who cried when he showed us pictures and told the story of what he saw, taught me is so true: The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Now JCH knows that several of the posters, and the blogs owner, are Jewish, yet the fact that he insists on making “fun” of something so horrible as the Holocaust is completely reprehensible. I got mad a few times and then I realized that he is one of a sad, pathetic group of folks…people who have never accomplished anything of substance in their entire lives… who feel the need to draw that anger from which they derive the energy to continue on in their sad, pitiful journey.
JCH embodies what the rest of us are fighting against. Selfishness, racism, ignorance and discrimination against those they perceived to be weaker or less than themselves. The truth is, they are the ones who are weak. They shout in the hope to hide their weakness, to appear strong. We are no longer fooled. Their power base is about to collapse. Like drowning men, they are grasping at anything they can to save themselves.
We are no longer fooled and they will drown.
I pity the people like JCH, they will never be happy. They will only know anger and bitterness their entire lives.
Carl Grossman
Liberal, Democrat, Patriot
JCH is asking about a blowjob now at post 110:
Well I am not gay or bisexual, I am married and, no, he can’t give me a blowjob. I find it curious that the worse I treat him, the more enamored of me he becomes. It is like Tom Leykis 101, Hope he is not the stalking kind. But he is creepy.
Carl Grossman
Liberal, Democrat, Married and Faithful to my wife.
Sample Dialog of Librul Clusterfuck:
The sound of hot air accelerating through a Venturi orifice.
Commentby My Left Foot— 8/30/06@ 4:34 pm
What, did LeetleLeftFeets udder sumtin? Naah, didn’t think so! No, he farted? Oh explains the rushing wind noise.
Aug. #’s: Total Viewers Vs. Aug. 2005 Fox is still smokin the comp. Like comparing a slight drop in Rush Limbaugh to Air America. AA–15 to 15*3 wow thats a big increase! Rush 20 Million to 19.95 Million wow look at that.
RJC Launches Ad Campaign on Lieberman Loss
Contact: Executive Director Matthew Brooks
Wednesday, August 9, 2006
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The Republican Jewish Coalition (RJC) today announced it will begin a national advertising campaign to challenge the Jewish community to consider the nature of today’s Democratic Party given the defeat of Senator Joe Lieberman.
“Joe Lieberman was a voice of support for Israel. That voice has been silenced by the Democratic Party. America and Israel are worse off for it.” the RJC ad says.
“The Democratic Party is being taken over by the Cindy Sheehan, Howard Dean, Al Sharpton wing which represents weakness on foreign policy and neutrality toward Israel,” said RJC Executive Director Matt Brooks. “The left-wing defeat of Senator Joe Lieberman is a troubling development for all Jewish Americans who care about a strong national defense and support for Israel. Now that the Democrats have voted Joe Lieberman out of the party, Jewish Democrats should ask themselves, ‘Is this the political party I want to be part of?’”
The RJC advertisement will run in Jewish newspapers across the country. A PDF file is attached and it can be viewed on the RJC web site at http://www.RJCHQ.org.
According to a Los Angeles Times poll released last week, when asked between aligning with Israel or adopting a more neutral posture, “Democrats supported neutrality over alignment, 54% to 39%, while Republicans supported alignment with the Jewish state 64% to 29%.”
According to exit polls, Republicans have been making steady inroads into the traditionally Democratic Jewish voting block. The Republican share of the Jewish vote has risen in recent elections, from 11% in 1992, to 16% in 1996, to 19% in 2000, and 25% in 2004.
Goldie: Jaybo is blogging about your people. No, not your people? Correct you are. They are getting progressive. Progressing past the moonbat rhetoric and seeing the light. It isn’t Tom Bodett and Motel 6 either!
Goldie: Jews becoming neo-cons? Say it ain’t so!
Caption:
Hey Mike! I hear the moonbats on AssesHorse are saying you received $28 Million from Safeco.
Richard Pope cleared the air.
Then why are they still blogging $28 Million.
They have to keep telling the lie. They know no better!
This is interesting!
Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following multiple
choice test. The events are actual events from history. They actually
happened! Do you remember?
1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by
a. Superman
b. Jay Leno
c. Harry Potter
d. a Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40
2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred
by
a. Olga Corbett
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
4. During the 1980’s a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old
American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davey Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver
trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
a. Captain Kidd
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill’s women problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to
take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed
into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the
passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c Mr. Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
Nope, .I really don’t see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you? So,
to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent
on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to
profile certain people. They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old
women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret
agents who are members of the President’s security detail, 85-year old
Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning and former
Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone
lest they be guilty of profiling. Let’s send this to as many people as we
can so that the Gloria Aldreds and other dunder-headed attorneys along
with Federal Justices that want to thwart common sense, feel doubly
ashamed of themselves — if they have any such sense. As the writer of the
award winning story “Forrest Gump” so aptly put it, “Stupid is as stupid
does.”
Are the BBC and CNN International Anti-Semitic organizations?
After reading the following article you can’t help but wonder how much danger it creates for ethnic Jews around the world…..
Inside the Ring
By Bill Gertz and Rowan Scarborough
August 25, 2006
Hezbollah arms
One of the most surprising and effective weapons used by Hezbollah guerrillas during recent fighting with Israel in southern Lebanon was the Russian-made Kornet-E anti-tank weapon, a laser-guided missile that was deadly against Israel’s Merkava tanks. The question being asked by many security specialists is how the Kornets reached the terrorist group.
Edward Timperlake, a Pentagon arms technology specialist, tells us he investigated Russia’s illegal transfer of Kornet-Es to Iraq in 2003 and 2004 in cataloging the tons of foreign arms found in the country.
Mr. Timperlake led the production of the Pentagon’s Iraq Technology Transfer List after the March 2003 invasion of Iraq. Among the many foreign weapons he found had been sold to Saddam Hussein in violation of U.N. sanctions was the Kornet-E, and the report on the list included a photo of a U.S. M-1A1 tank that had been destroyed by one of the missiles in the Iraq conflict.
The Kornet-E transfers were noted in the report as a “sanction buster” by the Russians, and although how they reached Iraq is not clear, “the evidence pointed to a trans-shipment through Syria,” Mr. Timperlake said as part of interviews for the book “Treachery: How America’s Friends and Foes Are Secretly Arming Our Enemies.”
Mr. Timperlake and his former boss, Deputy Undersecretary of Defense Jack Shaw, deserve credit for producing the report and giving the world an early and open-source warning of just how deadly the Russian weapon is against the military’s main battle tank.
Unfortunately, Mr. Shaw had his job reorganized out of existence the same month the report was completed in December 2004 in a dispute with other senior defense officials.
“[International Technology Service] did a very good thing in focusing on sanctions being busted by the shipment of conventional and dual-use items to Iraq,” Mr. Timperlake said. “Unfortunately, the [Israel Defense Forces] paid a price for Pentagon political score settling against ITS and Jack Shaw.”
Ugly American
We received this e-mail from a Special Forces soldier posted overseas. He commented on coverage of Israel’s war against Hezbollah, an Iranian-sponsored terror group:
“The only TV I have where I am is CNN International and BBC. Jeez, I had no idea how evil the U.S. and Israel are. The propaganda is staggering.”
By the way, the Jerusalem Post reports that Israeli government officials are again mad at the British Broadcasting Corp., this time for coverage that favors Hezbollah, which has killed hundreds of Americans. Israel boycotted BBC in 2003 over its perceived favorable coverage of Hamas suicide bombers.
John Barleycorn is right. When combined with the list of acts committed by christian male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40, there is only one conclusion that can be reached. Religious male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40 are a threat to world peace, and they should be treated as such.
119 and yet one more intelligent, insightful comment from Pussypud. Can’t refute the logic, so he attacks me. Keep talking Pussypud.
Pussypud, your president is going down as one of the most corrupt, inept and inflexible in the history of this country. His poll numbers rose, but he is still at 40%. If you perform at a 40% approval rate at your job, you would be fired. Pussypud, the Republicans are going to be fired in November, rendering your president impotent for the next two years. He is on TV right now, speaking to veterans, screaming terrorists and attempting to sow fear into the American people. Only now, he is just pissing people off with this line of rhetoric. We want change, we want it now and we will make it ourselves.
Enjoy the next 2 months. The rapture is coming and you ain’t gonna like it.
Carl Grossman
Liberal, Democrat, Patriot
Carl Grossman
Liberal, Democrat, Married and Faithful to my wife.
Commentby My Left Foot [………………Carl, Mrs. Grossman is here again. Can’t you keep her home???]
Think Chappaquiddick Teddy can give us a ride home???
John Craig:
Your “servicing” of sailors does not count as military service.
Come on, you old queer, you can do better than that, or has the syphilis taken away what little reason God gave you?
Carl Grossman
Liberal, Democrat, Married and Faithful to my wife.
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Carl, a word of advice: don’t make corny statements like that on this blog. There are a lot of people out there ready to pounce with their seventh-grade smatr-ass barbs.
Thanks for the millions of dollars from Safeco. By the way, did you know I saved a bundle using Geico?
“The best thing about these oil company receptions is the open bar!”