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I’m not calling them “Daily” open threads anymore because I don’t always manage to get one online everyday, and who knows, maybe some days I might want to run more than one open thread… so there.

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  2. I think we should take up a collection for Rush Limbaugh so he can afford an American prostitute and pay for his own Viagra. The poor sonofabitch had to get a cutrate prostitute in the Dominican Republic and borrow someone else’s Viagra. When Rush is feeling randy, he really shouldn’t have to leave the country.

  3. Do you supporters and sympathizers of Islamofacism feel good about today’s Supreme Court decision about Gitmo? Do you feel safer? Would you like to see them all turned loose? How ’bout they take up residence with Cindy Sheehan? Or maybe some of you moonbats who support them.

  5. I think you’ve expressed your support for islamoterrorists before. Thanks for repeating it…

  6. Mark,
    With all due respect, fuck you. Gerald Ford appointed John Paul Stevens, who wrote the decision. Ronald Reagan appointed Anthony Kennedy, who gave the majority a fifth vote. We’re not talking leftists here, we’re talking old white men who happen to respect the rule of law. You don’t. I do believe we are safer because of the decision because when the rule of law prevails, so does civilized society.

  7. Retarded@5 You are a traitorous lying sack. You SHAME the United States, it’s flag, and every person who ever supported the Constitution. Mark, do us all a favor and
    DO THE RIGHT THING. . . .join your ex-wife.

  10. Hey moonbat morons:

    Barack Obama says you liberals need to add God to your language so you can court evangelicals. I thought you all were the God-less party. Since Barack is the “rising star” we know Howard “My Favorite Book in the New Testament is Job” Dean will not pasturize him!!!

    Good luck moonbats on converting people when you have gay marriage and abortion as part of your main plank!!! Ha Ha ha

  11. Hey dumb jerk also known as dj, the Supremes said Congress can pass laws to give the President military tribunal powers. What part of the Geneva Convention applies to these people who don’t have a country on the battlefield?

  12. It’s the CONSTITUTION and IT’S THE LAW…

    …Mark the Fucktard, ever heard of it?

    It’s what makes us DIFFERENT from the Islamofascists you are SOOOOOO a-sceeeeeeeeerrrreed of.

    “I’m soooooooo a-sceeeeeerred of them muslim fellers that I don’t want no civil liberties or constitutional pertekshun. I’m soooo a-sceeeeerrrred I’ll jes’ shit can the whole thing so mah good ‘ol boy geee-dub can pertekt my big-ass fukkkin’ ohhhwwwwllll job.”

    Go fuck yourself you fucking fuck.

  13. i want all the terrorists released into your backyard Mark The Cowardly Redneck. Then I want to set up a video tape of you crying like a bitch begging for your life while they fuck your wife and kill your dog. How’s that?

  14. In all seriousness, today’s Supreme Court ruling was a victory for true freedom-loving Americans. And it was an incredible blow to the cowardly draft-dodging George Bush’s attempt to overthrow our beloved Constitution. Baby Bush got a good old fashioned smack down today and I love it!

  15. Goldy — now that you’re a famous radio talk-show host, you’re a busy man. Alas, someday you’ll become so busy HorsesAss will go away. Then we’ll all say, “Yeah, I knew him back when … “

  17. 4

    “Why do you fear the rule of law?” Commentby Tree Frog Farmer— 6/29/06@ 5:43 pm

    The usual answer to that question is, “Because he’s a fugitive.”

  18. 6

    “Mark, … we’re talking old white men who happen to respect the rule of law. You don’t.” Commentby proud leftist— 6/29/06@ 5:45 pm

    He’s bitter because the rule of law made him pay his ex

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  19. 7

    You forgot to mention … Redneck DOESN’T SUPPORT THE TROOPS! He’s not only a welsher who doesn’t pay his gambling debts, he won’t give a penny to http://www.operation-helmet.org/ to save a soldier’s life. None of these lying sack-of-shit unpatriotic wingnut fucks will. They’re all blowhards.

  20. 13

    LeftTurn — how can you say such a thing? I’m shocked! Shocked!!! What did his dog ever do to you?

  22. Poor “victim” me…

    Star Jones
    Jesse Jackson
    Cynthia McKinney
    Marion Berry
    Maxine Waters
    Sheila Jackson Lee
    William Jefferson
    Al Sharpton
    Miriam Oliphant
    Myra Taylor
    Liberal Hollywood entertainment figures in the hundreds

    Get my drift? Democrats: parasite victims

  23. @22 John Craig Herman, of Pahoa, Hawaii is real. A wonderful exhibit of a life gone wrong. . .sexual degenerate Penn State grad, Navy failure, right wing nut job. A walking billboard of what’s wrong with the Right.
    Get my drift?

  25. Asswipe you go on deluding yourself with bullshit and lies and keep teaching your kids to be Nazis – it won’t help Alaska’s Senatorial Candidate defeat Maria Cantwell.

    And say hi to your daddy LimpDickLimbaugh while you’re at it.

  26. MTR…Actually, if you read the ruling, it doesn’t say that we have to release anyone anytime soon. It just says that they are not subject to military tribuals (which can be changed very quickly by Congress) and that they are subject to Article 3 of the Geneva Convention (humane treatment). I really don’t see how that’s so bad, especially in light of world opinion. This war is as much a “hearts and minds” war as a military one.

    Besides, Andrew Cochran thinks this decision is a good thing:

    “The decision is actually a huge political gift to President Bush, and the detainees will not be released that easily. The President and GOP leaders will propose a bill to override the decision and keep the terrorists in jail until they are securely transferred to host countries for permanent punishment. The Administration and its allies will release plenty of information on the terrorist acts committed by the detainees for which they were detained…They will challenge the “judicial interference with national security” and challenge dissenting Congressmen and civil libertarians to either stand with the terrorists or the American people.”

    Politically, this could be a good (if cynical) ploy on the White House’s part.

  27. I guess you couldn’t be bothered to READ the 2nd link, eh?

    Please continue, noLeftbrainandmissinghisLeftnut… it gives you an excuse to avoid answering my question…

  28. 2

    Let’s not forget that Rush is peeing in a cup in front of his probation officer today! I hope his probation officer is a 400-lb. dyke.

  29. 23

    “@22 John Craig Herman, of Pahoa, Hawaii is real. A wonderful exhibit of a life gone wrong. . .sexual degenerate Penn State grad, Navy failure, right wing nut job. A walking billboard of what’s wrong with the Right. Get my drift?” Commentby Tree Frog Farmer— 6/29/06@ 7:15 pm

    Yeah, but he’s ready for global warming. http://www.iedonline.net/house_stilts.jpg

  30. I was just wondering whose side y’all are on. Now we know. Thanks.

    This is why your side is UNFIT to lead.

  31. 26

    “The Administration and its allies will release plenty of information on the terrorist acts committed by the detainees for which they were detained…” Commentby Kyle Broflovski— 6/29/06@ 7:41 pm

    Really?

    If they have such information, why haven’t they already released it, to defend their heavily-criticized detention policies?

    If they have such information, why have they released 150 of the 450 men held at Gitmo and repatriated them to their home countries, without filing any charges against them?

    “They will challenge the “judicial interference with national security” and challenge dissenting Congressmen and civil libertarians to either stand with the terrorists or the American people.” Commentby Kyle Broflovski— 6/29/06@ 7:41 pm

    Umm … Kyle … that’s exactly what they’ve been doing for the last three years. Did you sleep through that? How’s it working for you guys so far? (Last time I checked, public support for Bush’s Iraq policy had plunged from 70% in favor to 70% against.)

    You don’t think through your comments before posting them, do you?

  33. 27

    I read the second link, and thought it was hilarious! I LOVE to see wingfucks whine about liberal incivility! Good God, Daily Kos is way too mild for my taste. We should be stringing you fascist America-haters from trees! It’s about time liberals got some spine and start answering the hateful rantings of Ann Coulter (and the retards who applaud her) tit-for-tat. We’ve been way the hell too nice to you fascist fucks, and you mistakenly interpreted it as a sign of weakness. What we really need in this country is left-wing death squads.

  34. Just kidding! ha-ha-ha Can’t you guys take a joke. Hey, if Ann Coulter can crack sick jokes about killing people, why can’t we? Why should Republicans have a monopoly on sick jokes? Republicans want a monopoly on every fucking thing.

  35. 31

    “I was just wondering whose side y’all are on.” Commentby Mark The Redneck Kennedy— 6/29/06@ 8:04 pm

    Memo to Mark: We’re on the side of America, the Constitution, the Bill of Rights, the rights of our citizens, truth, justice, decency, honesty, and fair play. You’re on the side of the lying, torturing, corrupt warmongers who think the Constitution is “a goddamned piece of paper” and make a mockery of our flag and all those who died defending it. You will go to Hell because you are an evil man who lived an evil life.

  37. Roger @ 26: I didn’t say I agreed with Cochran, I just pointed it out as a possible scenario to portray this as a “with us or against us” strategy. This administration hasn’t spun any bill as a “vote for this, or we’ll have to release these bad terrorists we already have” yet.

    The polls on Iraq, quite frankly, have nothing to do with this issue, so why are you bringing it up? Do you really think that if a poll were conducted on people’s attitudes on the prisoners at Gitmo it would be anything but the majority saying “lock ’em and throw away the key”?

  38. I was just wondering what y’all thought. In all honesty, you’ve made a lot of sense, and I’m beginning to think differently.

    You know, our political system is built around the idea that no one has a lock on the truth. Republicans have good points, but so do Democrats. That’s why it is good when both have a chance to try out their ideas. Over the past few decades the Republicans have moderated some of the excesses of the New Deal and Great Society. Now it seems like it is time for the Democrats to clean up some of the problems left by the Reagan revolution.

    I know that doesn’t fit with the simplistic views that I tend to offer, but I’m really trying to be more honest . . . and human.

  39. 33

    If your PFE is up 565%, then you’ve been holding it since 1950. Anyone who bought Pfizer within the last 5 years has yet to break even on it. Shitty stock.

  41. Bought it in 1994… along with Merck and a few other pharmaceuticals… all doing GREAT, tyvm.

  43. Has anyone besides me noticed that little noLeftbrainandmissinghisLeftnut cuts and runs (and hides, evidently) wheneber he is challenged?

  44. 37

    The problem with telling whoppers like that is the ease with which they’re debunked. After all, stock price charts are in the public domain.

    PFE closed today at $23.24. Divide by 5.65 and you get $4.11. That’s what Ass paid for it, if he’s up 565% at today’s price. Now let’s consult the chart. Let’s see now …

    The last time PFE was below $5 was in 1991. It hasn’t been below $10 since 1995, and it hasn’t been below $20 since 1997. So I guess you could say Ass is a “long term” investor.

    Oh, and one more thing — PFE has been above $45 three times since 1998 … the best thing we can say for Ass is the fucking idiot doesn’t know when to sell! He sat on it while it lost half its value. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

  45. Kyle @26: “Politically, this could be a good (if cynical) ploy on the White House’s part.”

    Kyle @38: “I didn’t say I agreed with Cochran”

    Then what did you say?

  48. The righties are really taking an asswhipping this week. That means it’s a good week for real Americans.

  49. RR@45 Said: “Oh, and one more thing – PFE has been above $45 three times since 1998 … the best thing we can say for Ass is the fucking idiot doesn’t know when to sell! He sat on it while it lost half its value. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha”

    ProudAss is a lying wingnut so you might say calling him an idiot is an oxymoron about a moron.

  50. Ass … so tell me, how’s it feel to be sitting on a $23.24 stock that used to be a $48 stock just a few short years ago? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

  51. 50

    Yeah, he’s a lying wingnut, but who knows maybe he bought 2 shares with his high school graduation gift certificate back in ’91.

  52. Nope… I”m not a cut and run coward…I bought it for the long haul because of aging old farts, er, boomers like RR.. I don’t daytrade…I buy a litle more when its low, I relax and let my dividends work for me…

  53. When somebody sits on a stock for 15 years, the most common reason is they don’t own enough shares to cover the selling commission.

    Reminds me of a cereal box promotion when I was a kid. If you bought a box of Brand X cereal, you got a deed to one square inch of gold mine property in Alaska. If you sent them $1.25 plus 75 cents for shipping and handling, they would send you a small bag of “ore” (also known as “dirt”) from your “mine property.” There was a space on the form to write in your deed number. I assume that was so they could get the “ore” from the correct “mine.”

  54. Ah, now comes the lameass, dissembling weasel after the idiotic brag. Ass you are a piece of work, right up there with Retarded Mark.

  56. I said “square inch” — should be “cubic inch.” The deed gave you rights to one cubic inch of the mine, not one square inch of surface area.

  58. I’m pretty sure the retail value of dirt is up at least 565% since Ass bought his stock.

  60. With Limp-Dick’s celebrated flatulence, I’d’ve thought he would do better with Beano..

  61. hey, I readily admit I’m not a fast and furious trader… I don’t care to be and am happy letting my shares multiply and grow through the magic of dividends…. I believe that’s called CONSERVATIVE investing…

    If that little nugget keeps you amused… then it surely doesn’t take much… have at it…. I can take it.

  63. Thanks, I’ll stick with drug companies that keep old farts like you living better with chemicals…

  64. 62

    Far be it from me to suggest that you play a stock’s swings — buy low and sell high — I sure don’t want to deprive you of the thrill of watching grass grow.

  67. 36 – Rule of law. Shit. Remember who yer talkin to. When your boy Bubba was busy lying to a Grand Jury in an attempt to conceal a pattern of predatory behavior, all you wanted to do was Move On. Remember that? Fucking law didn’t matter then did it.

    Fucking hypocrites…

  68. Crawl back in to your cave, Retarded the adults are having a little fun here. . . . . .

  69. You know…while you were busy mocking, you didn’t allow for STOCK SPLITS and the fact that the stock went up after each split… I believe mine has split 4x…

  70. This rule of law issue does have to be held with a proper sense of proportion. A blowjob isn’t as big of an issue as undercutting the basic freedoms embedded in the Bill of Rights, and the separation of powers between the legislative and executive branches.

    I acknowledge that the the Bush administration has raised much more fundamental issues of constitutional law than Nixon, let alone Clinton.

    See, I’m really trying to crawl outside the narrow box that I’ve been in. How am I doing?

  72. I think you’ll agree, ass Google is a marvelous thing. . .for bailing your butt out!

  73. Mark the Thieving Redneck,

    “Shit. Remember who yer talkin to. When your boy Bubba was busy lying…”

    Speaking of lying, Mark, didn’t you make a bet in which you promised to pay $100 to the campaign of Goldy’s choice if you lost? Didn’t you lose? So, that makes you a fucking liar, doesn’t it.

    BTW: Are you going to make good on your bet so that we can have a real debate about global warming? I doubt you will…you are too much of a chicken-shit pussey….

  74. Roger @ 46: I’m saying I think the scenario that Cochran paints is the most likely one and one that could very well work; however, the cynicism of such a ploy is what I don’t agree with. Again, I don’t see how complying with Article 3 of the Geneva Convention has a down side.

  75. What the hell are you talking about frog? My Pfizer split 4x, Microsoft 8 (plus 1 extra cash dividend that I remember), Intel split a couple times (I wish it was doing better…) J&J split 2x, Merck a couple sionce I bought it… a couple others spun off subsidiaries which gave me share… I may be no Trump or Buffet, but I know HOW I’m doing and why…

  76. Nature is trying very hard to make us succeed, but nature does not depend on us. We are not the only experiment.

  77. What is called a high standard of living consists in considerable measure of arrangements for avoiding muscular energy, increasing sensual pleasure, and enhancing caloric intake beyond any conceivable nutritional requirement. Nonetheless, the belief that increased production is a worthy social goal is very nearly absolute.

  78. A spirit of violence permeates the whole of our science, technology, economics. . . . It makes us think absurdities such as infinite growth in a finite environment were possible; that we could go on finding and burning as much oil every ten years as in all previous history; that science could cure the sickness of the environment; . . . that man’s future was one of little work and endless leisure; that man has moved from the age of scarcity into the age of plenty. Nothing could be further from the truth.

  79. History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.

  80. I’m optimistic about the future, but not about the future of this civilization. I’m optimistic about the civilization which will replace this one.

  81. It isn’t that they can’t see the solution. It is that they can’t see the problem.

  83. The only time the right wing taliban GOP cares about rule of law is when the rules don’t apply to them. I’ve never seen a bigger set of crooks, cowards, cheats, liars and hypocrites.

  85. Throughout America’s adventure in free government, our basic purposes have been to keep the peace; to foster progress in human achievement, and to enhance liberty, dignity and integrity among people and among nations. To strive for less would be unworthy of a free and religious people. Any failure traceable to arrogance, or our lack of comprehension or readiness to sacrifice would inflict upon us grievous hurt both at home and abroad.

    Progress toward these noble goals is persistently threatened by the conflict now engulfing the world. It commands our whole attention, absorbs our very beings. We face a hostile ideology-global in scope, atheistic in character, ruthless in purpose, and insidious in method.

  88. So, now we are going to sell more fighter jets to Pakistan, and refurbish even more. . .those were awfully expensive Indian Mangoes. . .

  89. Hmmm ABC told Star Jones to make up a story on why she is leaving “The View”. Hell just have the nightly news do it since it is their specialty. Hehe

  93. Where is it in the requirements to be a conservative that you have to ignore the Constitution? I know with Ann Coulter it is all of the sudden trendy amongst you to be bat-shit crazy, but come on, once upon a time conservatives at least had some intellectual honesty and love of country.

    Mark the Limpdick Limbaugh:

    When are you going to pay up on your debt? Do you have any honor?

  94. I went to bed too late last night after indulging myself in the usual ways — eating too much, drinking too much, drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge. This morning, I stand before the voters ashamed: A man unable to govern himself. I saw Time’s wallet on the kitchen table, helped myself to what wasn’t mine, and called it freedom.

  95. Moonbats, are you all the party of God? Barack Obama says you need to court Christians. How do you plan to do that? You all hate God:

    In the Pledge of Allegiance
    By Killing unborn Children
    By Supporting Gay Marriage
    In removing crosses from city, county, and state symbols
    Through frivilous law suits by ACLU
    Through saying the founding fathers were diests

    So from those actions above we’re to believe the liars of America? HA HA ha ha ha

  97. So the county council says they miss council meetings to attend regional meetings. Ahas anybody bothered to check whether they are showing up at the regional meetings either, which are nearly always scheduled on different days than the council meetings?

  98. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13622663/

    So here we go. With friends like these, who needs bin Laden?

    The Bush regime is full of upstanding characters. Just think, Baby Bush wanted to give this crook the right to be called the top cop in America?

    All you need to do is investigate the cronys of this cabal to see why we need a change!

  99. So here we go. With friends like these, who needs bin Laden?
    -Commentby LeftTurn— 6/30/06@ 7:35 am

    EXACTLY!

    THE LIBERAL LEADERSHIP {SNICKER.. NOW THERE’S AN OXYMORON FOR YOU!} IN THIS COUNTRY UNDERMINES AND DESTROYS THE COUNTRY FOR HIM AND THEN CELEBRATES!

    So tell us little libs, tell us about your friends you like to protect and encourage…

  100. WHAT THE HELL….

    So here we go. With friends like these, who needs bin Laden?
    -Commentby LeftTurn— 6/30/06@ 7:35 am

    EXACTLY!

    THE LIBERAL >i?LEADERSHIP {SNICKER.. NOW THERE’S AN OXYMORON FOR YOU!} IN THIS COUNTRY UNDERMINES AND DESTROYS THE COUNTRY FOR HIM AND THEN CELEBRATES!

    So tell us little libs, tell us about your friends you like to protect and encourage…

  101. “”Today the Supreme Court decision reaffirms the American ideal that all are entitled to the basic guarantees of our justice system. This is a triumph of the rule of law. The rights of due process are among our most cherished liberties and today’s decision is a rebuke of the Bush administration’s detainee policies and a reminder of our responsibility to protect both the American people and our constitutional rights. We cannot allow the values on which our country was the founded to become a casualty in the war on terrorism.” Nancy Pelosi

    God.

    The woman is deranged.

    Do you realize she has just equated our enemy with you, the United States citizens?

  102. WARNING TO ALL RIGHT WINGERS – THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS FACTS – SINCE YOU ARE NOT USED TO DEALING WITH FACTS, YOU MAY WANT TO SKIP THIS POST!
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    Traffic to republican media DOWN!!!

    Alexa.com — http://alexa.com — which is owned and operated by Amazon.com, tracks online usage for all Web sites, large and small. At Alexa.com, you can check a site’s activity up to the minute, or follow its trail back for many years.

    At U.S. Politics Today, we thought it might be interesting to see how the right-wing media machine was doing. Not well, it turns out.

    During the past three months, for instance, http://rushlimbaugh.com traffic ranking has declined 18 percent. He still huffs and puffs away daily on radio, but advertisers might want to double check the size of his audience. If the bottom has dropped out on him online, it likely has had a similar trend line with his radio show.

    Even Fox News, that gold standard of right-wing media, is down 13 percent. Here are the numbers: http://www.alexa.com/data/deta.....oxnews.com

    Ann Coulter is coining money by attacking widows and orphans — a new game for her since she’s run out of Democrats, living and dead, to defame and verbally pillage. You would think with all of the attention the promotion of her new book has given her would raise visitor numbers at her Web site, http://anncoulter.com. Nope. Traffic there is down 10 percent.

    The audience chart reversal seems to be common across the entire right-wing side of the Internet viewing board. Billoreilly.com — http://billoreilly.com — has dropped 40 percent in the past three months. Townhall.com — http://townhall.com — that once popular center for right-wing news and commentary, has fallen by 24 percent. The Washington Times Web site is down by 27 percent. And Matt Drudge, once the hottest right-wing name in Internet sites? Alexa.com says http://drudgereport.com is down 21 percent.

    Could it be that Internet users are getting tired of political sites in general? Maybe so. But http://moveon.org is up 13 percent in the same period.

    President Bush’s fall from grace has been well documented by poll-after-poll. The unpopularity of Congress may not be at historic lows, but those 20-something level of support numbers can’t be comforting to those who manage things on Capitol Hill.

    It seems logical that with enthusiasm draining from the right- wing movement that put the president and the current Congress in place, the media chorus that has lavished praise on them all these many years would be affected by the change in fortune.

  103. hcybPtbaa @ 102,

    I gather your entire rant is based on two principles:

    1) Bush is the President, and therefore the Commander in Chief in time of war. He has the authority to suspend the Constitution if he feels it is necessary. The Supreme Court and the Congress should defer to his Judgment (This was basically what the right wing 4 (Scalia, Alito, Thomas, and earlier Roberts wrote in the Minority opinion)

    2) He knows what the hell he is doing.

    I have to tell you IMHO, even if #1 was true (doubtful, even if it was Clinton or Gore) #2 is bullsh-t. Bush is clueless and incompetent (technically, so is Republican Congress).
    I cut him a lot of slack after the terror attack 5 1/2 years ago, but somewhere between the 1300 dead citizens (the Katrina Disaster) and the 2500+ dead soldiers (the Iraq quagmire) he blew it.

  104. We can kill two birds with one stone here with the 500 chemical weapons shell discovered in Irq. . Have the DOD secure storage space in Berkeley and store all the found WMD for IRAQ there. The watermelon idiot “progressive” liberal Democrats will go berserk trying to figure out which is worse – the NIMBY factor, or the ‘’NANANANA I’m not listening, they don’t exist’’ mantra.

  107. 68

    “36 – Rule of law. Shit. Remember who yer talkin to. When your boy Bubba was busy lying to a Grand Jury in an attempt to conceal a pattern of predatory behavior, all you wanted to do was Move On. Remember that? Fucking law didn’t matter then did it. Fucking hypocrites…” Commentby Mark The Redneck Kennedy— 6/29/06@ 9:05 pm

    Uh-huh. And I suppose every time in your life that you tried to get under a girl’s shirt or into her pants, it was true love. ha ha ha ha ha

  108. Goldy would have a much stronger argument if he could use the English language.

    Just what are “sitings” of I-917? Does he mean “sittings” or “sightings” or “signings”?

    I think the money man comes from Woodinville not Woodenville.

    “So lets be generous” Who is “lets”? Or should that be “let’s”?

    The group is Citizens for Global Solutions, Inc. not Citizens Solutions.

    The tense should be “have” not “had” in “Michael Dunmire, who’d already contributed”

    Can anyone follow his punctuation and sentence structure?

  109. “36 – Rule of law. Shit. Remember who yer talkin to. When your boy Bubba was busy lying to a Grand Jury in an attempt to conceal a pattern of predatory behavior, all you wanted to do was Move On. Remember that? Fucking law didn’t matter then did it. Fucking hypocrites…” Commentby Mark The Redneck Kennedy— 6/29/06@ 9:05 pm

    Oh, and one more thing, Redneck — if it isn’t consensual, it’s criminal, and Clinton has never been charged with, much less convicted of, a sex crime. What he caught lying about to a grand jury was getting a blowjob from a CONSENTING ADULT OF THE OPPOSITE SEX. Republicans, on the other hand, display a marked preference for getting blowjobs from CONSENTING ADULTS OF THE SAME SEX.

  114. 75

    “I’m saying I think the scenario that Cochran paints is the most likely one”

    and I’m saying it isn’t, because if the administration had anything on these guys they could use to portray them as terrorists, they would have done it by now. Instead, they’ve released hundreds of them. The only explanation for that is they’ve detained innocent people.

  115. 85

    Where ya been, Donnageddon? Get busy, we’ve got plenty of trolls who need to be “recycled.” Good hunting.

  118. 106

    “Tracking website hits is like tracking exit polls. Nobody wins office with either.” Commentby Jack Burton— 6/30/06@ 11:24 am

    You’re absolutely right, Jack. There’s no substitute for rigged voting machines.

  119. 109

    “Can anyone follow his punctuation and sentence structure?” Commentby Daniel Webster— 6/30/06@ 3:18 pm

    No problem. Anyway you translate it, it means “Eyman is a lying sack of shit.”

  120. Exhibit A

    Why I vote for Dave:

    He holds the values I do…

    on abortion, [1]
    on stem cells, [1]
    on frivolous lawsuits, [2]
    on tax cuts,
    on homosexual “marriages” [3]
    on faith matters [4]
    on guns    …

    Commentby howcanyoubePROUDtobeanASS— 6/30/06@ 9:26 pm

    Exhibit B

    Moonbats, are you all the party of God? Barack Obama says you need to court Christians. How do you plan to do that? You all hate God:

    In the Pledge of Allegiance
    By Killing unborn Children [1]
    By Supporting Gay Marriage [3]
    In removing crosses from city, county, and state symbols [4]
    Through frivilous law suits by ACLU [2]
    Through saying the founding fathers were diests [4]    …

    Commentby Puddybud Fitzgerald Kennedy— 6/30/06@ 5:26 am

    Interesting how that wingnut messasge always boils down to theocracy, isn’t it? Puttybrains is more honest than hcybPtbaA, his message adds two more holy writs — taxes and guns.

  121. 121

    Ass, you forgot to mention he also holds the values you do …

    on warmongering
    on torturing
    on killing
    on wiretapping
    on lying
    on stealing

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    The dumb fuck can’t even spell “deists.” How the hell can you misspell a word with only two vowels? Even a monkey has a 50-50 chance of getting it right, but Puttybrains got it wrong. Typical.

  123. Funny how leftists got upset about Plame, but don’t care about a REAL crisis in info-leaking when the New York Al-Times publishes an article about an anti-terror banking watch program which clearly HURTS americans (unlike the lame Plame thing) when made public. NY Times and L.A. Times are certainly coming to see that they screwed up.
    Nobody cared about that story, yet we could all see that we were hurt by its revelation.

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