Former FEMA director Michael Brown on Comedy Central’s The Colbert Report: “Horse’s asses can be a absolute handful.“
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And Abramoff gets 70 months in Florida case and 21 million in restitution, along with his 10 years in DC and 26 million. Wonder if GWB will now pardon him? Or help him make his restitution?
Cougar, it’s sad to say, but this pardoning business goes way back. Poiticians leaving office have pardoned crooks as a way to pay back campaign favors and help their friends, and I think the whole thing stinks.
If Bush pardons this guy, it’ll be another example of the insiders scamming the system. This guy needs to do his time as a lesson to other potential crooks.
Abuja – Shouts of ”Allah Akbar!” (God is greatest) rent the air in parts of Kaduna, northern Nigeria on Wednesday as a four-minute eclipse turned daylight into darkness. Many residents ran indoors before the eclipse started. Some did so for fear of looking at the phenomenon directly and damaging their eyes. Others did so in the belief that it was a satanic development. /break/ ”Why Nigeria? Why Kaduna, if not because our sins are legion?” he asked, even after he was told that other countries would also experience it. [GBS!!! Stupid Liberals!!! Gay Bob From Boeing!! Roger Rabbit!@! Cougar!! Headless Lucy!!! FEAR ME!!! I’m going to make the sun disappear!!!!!!!!]
Where did I say that, righty liar? Cite please. And I’m COLONEL Rabbit to you, asshole.
Commentby Roger Rabbit— 3/29/06@ 3:22 pm
General Roger Rabbit you were promoted when you started the overthrow of the Chinese government in Tibet. Your are now proclaimed the highest ranking General in the Tibetan Army. You have the greatest hindsight of any officer in any mans army which is your legacy known worldwide. You are expected to do a government change without firing a shot and improve relation with China. Good Luck General Hindsight Rabbit!
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No, I’m sure they’ve all read “A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court” by Mark Twain. I have.
Si what’s your point. That there are still backward people in the world? Wow, what a newsflash.
Folks you can send a card to Roger to show your support for what he brings to this website.
http://evildeadclowns.com/cards/
Two foxes and a chicken voted on the lunch menu. Democrats, illegals and blacks voted to have Republican taxpayers pay for everything. Roger Rabbit, GBS also voted for the free lunch. JCH left the table prior to ordering!!! [hehe…….Atlas has Shrugged!!!]
Geez – looks like Sharkansky’s party/ideology on the other side of the globe took a SEVERE beating in parliamentary elections yesterday! Isn’t the thinking behind Likud what turned Sharkansky into a raving right winger in the first place?
At least SP won that King Conservation District election, so their long-running “kiss of death” curse was finally broken! Time for another run of it though, boys.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/4856248.stm
Israel’s Likud falls from grace
BBC News website, Tel Aviv
It was a disappointing result for Likud Party supporters
For once, the Likud leader Binyamin Netanyahu appeared lost for words.
The former Israeli prime minister’s eyes darted through the convention centre as he stood in front of supporters and a small army of cameramen and photographers.
The once mighty Likud Party, the dominant force in Israeli politics for almost 30 years, had fallen to its knees.
“We have no doubt the Likud has suffered a tough blow,” Mr Netanyahu told the crowd.
“I intend to continue along the path we have only just begun in order to ensure this movement is rehabilitated and takes its rightful place in the nation’s leadership.”
State of shock
A pall of stunned silence had descended on the group of about 200 supporters, before Mr Netanyahu’s speech, when the initial election exit polls were announced on Israeli television.
The largest party in the last parliament, Likud was predicted to be in fourth place by the exit polls. Worse was to come in the actual count, when it slumped to fifth, just four seats ahead of Gil, a group advocating a better deal for old age pensioners.
Nobody anticipated a stellar election performance, but nobody expected this.
Treat for you folks who are depressing in Seattle, and need a boost in Life.
http://www.ladyjayes.com/sendintheclowns.html
The image of the chimpinator shows up in the most interesting places.
It’s no wonder some of you wingnuts will stay loyal to the bitter end.
Ways to communicate with hard to live with rabbits and how to make them happy in your home. By the way, you can pick up any rabbit in the Green Lake area and take them home. No hunting and guns are allowed but rabbit traps are accepted. The only rabbit you cannot take is the one claiming to be a lawyer. That old critter will make a real mess of your house and bite everything around. Good Luck Folks.
http://www.wbvc.bc.ca/rabbits.htm
Rabbits by nature are fastidious groomers and may take this activity to the extreme. Occasionally they will groom an area on themselves, or a companion, until the hair is just short stubble. Pregnant females will pull out the hair on their chest to line their nest. In rabbits with a tendency toward gastric hypomotility, ingestion of hair can lead to the formation of a hairball (trichobezoar) in the stomach. This is a very serious situation that requires hospitalization and extensive medical support. Dental disease and problems that limit flexibility and agility will also affect a rabbits ability to groom
It’s no wonder some of you wingnuts will stay loyal to the bitter end.
Commentby For the Clueless— 3/29/06@ 5:07 pm
New Reading Material for Clueless.
http://www.dudehisattva.com/
Seattle you can now buy your own school buses real cheap just a few water spots nothing to worry about.
http://www.newsmax.com/archive.....shtml?s=et
New Orleans to Sell Flooded Buses on EBay
Starved for cash, the New Orleans school district is taking a long shot and hoping to sell its flooded, unsalvageable school buses on eBay.
Some submerged to their roofs in the black flood waters, the yellow school buses were widely photographed in the days after Hurricane Katrina and have become an icon of the city’s devastated school system.
School officials acknowledge the sale of the buses on the Internet auction site may puzzle some people used to more traditional school fundraisers like bake sales.
Looks like Ann Cowardly Coulter may get to spend some time muff diving in a Florida jail. I guess you right wingers think HER illegal voting is okay?
Better get Steffy busy on this one. I am sure it’s somehow Dean Logan’s fault!
N E W S F L A S H — Just for the
Shark and his scum friends.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE – March 29, 2006
Bill clarifying process to challenge voter registration signed by governor
OLYMPIA – Challenging a voter’s registration will require more due
process and notification, thanks to a bill signed into law today by the
governor.
After nearly 2,000 voter challenges were filed in King County before
last fall’s election – and the clamor that led to the withdrawal of many of
those challenges – Sen. Jeanne Kohl-Welles, D-Seattle, sponsored the measure
to clarify voter challenge procedures.
“Every legitimate vote should count, and every illegitimate vote
shouldn’t,” Kohl-Welles said. “We can accomplish this goal in a way that
doesn’t intimidate voters.”
Senate Bill 6362 makes a number of changes to the process and
timeline for filing voter registration challenges:
. County auditors must publish the entire content of every voter
registration challenge on the county’s Web site within 72 hours of receipt.
Auditors are required to notify anyone who requests to receive such
notification.
1 A challenger must file a signed affidavit, subject to the penalties
of perjury, swearing that to his or her personal knowledge and belief, and
having exercised due diligence, the challenged voter:
. Is not qualified to vote based on existing constitutional
requirements, or
1 Does not reside at the address provided. The challenger must either:
. List the challenged voter’s actual address, or
1 Verify that the challenged voter does not reside at the address.
This includes obtaining an affidavit from a person who owns, manages,
resides or is employed at the address listed.
. The challenger must supply the factual basis for the challenge in
the signed affidavit. A challenge may not be based on unsupported
allegations or allegations made by third parties.
1 A challenged voter may transfer registration or re-register until
the day before the election.
2 Only a poll site judge or inspector may file a challenge on Election
Day. Only registrations of voters who present themselves to vote at the poll
site are allowed to be challenged.
3 Voter-initiated challenges may be filed at any time provided that:
. Challenges filed against a voter who registered to vote fewer than
60 days before the election, or who changed residence fewer than 60 days
before the election and didn’t transfer his or her registration, must be
filed no later than 10 days before the election or within 10 days of the
voter being added to the voter registration base, whichever is later.
1 Challenges initiated against all other voters must be filed no later
than 45 days before the election.
. The county auditor must provide notice of the challenge by certified
mail to the challenged voter. If the challenge is based on the residential
address, the auditor must give notice of exceptions to the residency
requirement allowed by the Constitution and by statute, such as
nontraditional address and excused absence from the state due to military
service, college, prison or navigation of high seas.
1 If the challenger fails to prove by clear and convincing evidence
that the registration is improper, the challenge must be dismissed and the
ballot must be counted.
2 A voter who uses a nontraditional address for registration purposes
must provide a valid mailing address and must meet the constitutional
requirement that he or she has lived in the area for at least 30 days before
the election. Motor homes and marinas are added to the existing list of
examples of nontraditional addresses, which include shelters and parks.
“With these changes, I am hopeful that we have eliminated
opportunities for the voter challenge process to be subverted,” Kohl-Welles
said.
“Secretary of State Sam Reed and his staff are to be commended for
working with us to perfect this bill. I am grateful, too, to Representative
Toby Nixon for his assistance in helping to pass this bill so handily,”
Kohl-Welles said. Nixon, a Republican, represents Kirkland.
The law takes effect in 90 days.
For more information: Kate Lykins Brown, (360) 786-7333
For interviews: Sen. Jeanne Kohl-Welles, (360) 786-7670
13……The Democrats will need those buses in NOV 06 and 08 to “redistribute” the black voters from poll to poll. Any questions about this would be considered racist!!!!!!!!!!
OK…….Who should go to Yale on a full ride?? The terrorist? A North Korean Communist? An illegal from Mexico? GBS? Or an American GI wounded in Iraq??? Answer: All but the G.I., because the G.I. might vote Republican!!!
OK…….Who should go to Yale on a full ride?? The terrorist? A North Korean Communist? An illegal from Mexico? GBS? Or an American GI wounded in Iraq??? Answer: All but the G.I., because the G.I. might vote Republican!!!
Did Yale really give full tuition scholarships to terrorists, North Korean communists, and illegal aliens from Mexico, while denying them (or perhaps even admission) to American GI’s wounded in Iraq?
Well JCH, it sure as hell wouldn’t be you! With your incredible stupidity they would not even hire you for janitor. They would probably pay an illegal immigrant twice what you they would donate to you.
Bin Laden 2/23/98
The ruling to kill the Americans and their allies–civilians and military–is an individual duty for every Muslim who can do it…This is in accordance with the words of Almighty God, “and fight the pagans all together as they fight you all together,” and “fight them until there is no more tumult or oppression, and there prevail justice and faith in God.”
Read John Fund’s “Terrorist Goes To Yale”. And, yes, you can count the number of GI vets at Yale on one hand.
A little account of the “humane” treatment at Gitmo.
On February 16, a British high court judge, Sir Andrew Collins, emphasized: “America’s idea of what is torture is not the same as ours and does not appear to coincide with that of most civilized nations.”
…. As described to me by Tom Wilner, a Washington-based attorney for a number of the prisoners, and further detailed in the following February 9 National Public Radio account by Neil Koslowe, another attorney for a detainee there, the hunger strikers are tied down to a metal restraint chair as officers “force open their mouths and then they shove down their mouths through thick tubes in their noses nutritional supplements mixed with milk of magnesia and other ingredients. Removal of the tubes is often violent. The prisoners get nauseous, they vomit. They defecate over themselves. They urinate over themselves.”
This goes on for hours a day, and screaming doesn’t make it stop.
Illegals should get free everything and taxpayers must pay!! [hehe……kick out the illegals and the Dems will even lose California!!!]
Drival……..Illegals need everything, and you need to pay!! Otherwise, you are racist!!!
Terrorists, North Vietnam [NVA], North Koreans, Cubans, and Democrats all hate Bush. “Birds of a feather”!!!!!!!!!
11 million illegals in the USA, and 11 million more by 2010. [If they could just make it across the Rio Grande before 2008, Hillary could win the big one!!!
ID to vote is racist!!! IDs to get welfare, food stamps, and free social services is OK!!!!!!!!!!! [hehe]
Hey Clueless. A little account of
people jumping off the World Trade Center when these asshole raghead jihadist attacked us for no fucking reason. We must kill them ALL.
Count off 11 seconds. One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten, Eleven…. that’s how long it took to plummet from WTC to the pavement. Imagine those final few seconds.
Now tell me why we shouldn’t do whatever the fuck it takes to defeat these assholes INCLUDING torturing the living fuck out of prisoners at gitmo to get information out of them.
Bus Mexico City to red states before NOV 2008!!! All votes must count!!! [hehe…..welcome to the Third World Hillary Village!!!!!]
According to sources on Capitol Hill, U.S. Representative Cynthia McKinney (D-GA) punched a Capitol police officer on Wednesday afternoon after he mistakenly pursued her for failing to pass through a metal detector. Members of Congress are not required to pass through metal detectors. [Hillary/McKinney 2008!!!!!!!! Hehe………..If you don’t support this ticket you are sexist and racist!!!!!!!!!!]
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I wonder if Norm Maleng will figure out some way that his Republican buddies can slide around this new law.
I hope not.
Waters/McKinney 2008!! [This would upset Hillary, but would be a great Democrat ticket!!!!!!! Two black loud mouthed socialist bitches!!! Yes, the best Democrats have to offer!!!!!!!!]
Rep. Cynthia McKinney (D-GA) punched a U.S. Capitol Police officer today after he mistakenly pursued her for failing to pass through a metal detector… The entire incident is on tape. The cop is pressing charges and the USCP are waiting until Congress adjourns to arrest her, a source claims… Developing… [Typical black socialist bitch. I think she should be on the Democrat 2008 ticket!!!!!! No doubt she will carry 115% of the black vote!!!!]
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“The ruling to kill the Americans and their allies… (etc.)”
Now why do you think he allegedly went and said that? The answer comes a couple of paragraphs earlier in the alleged fatwa. You might also be curious to read how one Islamic scholar debunks the alleged fatwa.
Incidentally, bin Laden is still alleged to be alive.
Rep. Cynthia McKinney (D-GA) punched a U.S. Capitol Police officer today after he mistakenly pursued her for failing to pass through a metal detector… The entire incident is on tape. The cop is pressing charges and the USCP are waiting until Congress adjourns to arrest her, a source claims… Developing… [Typical black socialist bitch. I think she should be on the Democrat 2008 ticket!!!!!! No doubt she will carry 115% of the black vote!!!!] GBS, Join me in supporting Hillary/McKinney 2008!!!! Socialist loud mouthed POS trash Democrats!!!!!!!
“Count off 11 seconds. One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten, Eleven…. that’s how long it took to plummet from WTC to the pavement. Imagine those final few seconds.”
Interesting — that’s about as long as it took the towers themselves to collapse in their entirety. Freefall. Is that possible?
“Now tell me why we shouldn’t do whatever the fuck it takes to defeat these assholes INCLUDING torturing the living fuck out of prisoners at gitmo to get information out of them.”
Even if torture were allowable under the Geneva Convention, it would at least be nice to be assured of the fact that we’re torturing the right people.
Dr, E……Dumbass………..Bush flew the planes on 9/11, right?? And Reagan bombed Pearl Harbor on DEC 7th, 1941. You fucking libs are clueless traitors.
E – There are UNIVERSAL laws of physics. You should study them sometime.
Who gives a fuck if they’re exactly right. Close enough is good enough.
Dr. E, Did I miss you post on the Hanoi Hilton and Jane Fonda?? No problems there, right, Democrat POS??
Want to stop terrorists? Kill their wives and kids. Men don’t fight as hard when thie hometowns are taking B-52 Linebacker strikes.
Hey Rabbit – You once described your career as one where you “helped people meet their societal obligations”. Now that McDermott has been found guilty of violating civil law, what’s your opinion of his half assed attempt to transfer assets as posted here by our friend Richard Pope in order to hide them from seizure to pay his penalties?
Hold him to a real high standard… say…the same standard as a man who owes child support to some gold digging bitch.
Dr. E…….Would you like to “Tookie” Cindi McKinney?? You know……Bend her over and give her the love Democrat “Tookie Williams” style??
43……McD is a Democrat. Democrat NEVER pay!!!!!!!!!!
E – what’s your fucking point? Put the bong down for a minute and concentrate… if you can.
Are you saying OBL has NOT issued fatwa for jihad against us? What the fuck is he then? Just another misunderstood peace luvin’ lib like you?
20.Drivel…….I’m retired and living in Hawaii. And you, liberal POS? Keep working at your “guvment” union POS job, dumb ass!!!
“There are UNIVERSAL laws of physics. You should study them sometime.”
Thanks, Mark, you made my point.
“Are you saying OBL has NOT issued fatwa for jihad against us?”
Ummm, no, Mark. Try reading my words. The word “alleged” means something, i.e. as opposed to immutable fact.
“Did I miss you [sic] post on the Hanoi Hilton and Jane Fonda??”
Oh, that’s so…. 1970s. Did you have a point, chunderhead?
Heh — Jellybrained-Chundle-Head.
Oops: Jellybrained-Chunder-Head.
When Bush and Bin Laden were planning 9-11, do you think they realized how far the charade would take them?
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If shoplifters can’t vote until they pay restitution, Abramoff shouldn’t vote until he pays restition.
Hey, I need you moonbats to “educate” me. Shit, I’m havin’ helluva time wif an issue here. I even talked to few of the boys in the trailer park here, and they confused as I am.
Now, if I unnerstand…the domestic wiretap thing that GWB did on Murka’s enemies was “chilling” according to you moonbats here. Uh…OK.
But now yer boy in baghdad says it’s “chilling” to NOT be allowed to wiretap.
Me and the boys jus cain’t reconcile these two phrases. Cain’t be bof…Gotta be wun or t’other.
Maybe dis hep you pseudo-sophisticates in seattle to aks this in Shakespearian prose:
“To tap or not to tap, which is more chilling?”
Can one of you moonbats splain this to a dumfuk redneck?
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Unless Bush is willing to risk pardoning Abramoff before leaving office, Abramoff will do at least 3 years before he gets pardoned.
flaky klake @4
“General Roger Rabbit you were promoted when you started the overthrow of the Chinese government in Tibet.”
Well now everyone knows you’re either lying or delusional, because I’ve never said anything about Tibet on HA.
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“Roger Rabbit!@! Cougar!! Headless Lucy!!! FEAR ME!!! I’m going to make the sun disappear!!!!!!!!] Commentby Hillary [JCH]Clinton— 3/29/06@ 4:10 pm”
When??? I’ve been standing around since 4:11 pm, and nothing has happened. I could die of heat stroke waiting for you to put your motor in gear with your mouth.
Dr E – Here’s freshman physics test. This ought be good.
If you drop a luxury SUV and a baseball from the top of the L’Tour Eiffel, which one will hit the ground first?
You can’t even google yer way out of this.
QED. You’re a fucking idiot.
LMAO… Gawd… I crack myself up sometimes. Shooting fish in a barrel.
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… and I could die of old age sitting around waiting for flaky klake’s stupid link to open. Hey clue to the clueless: I don’t have broadband! Next time pick something that can squeeze through a telephone cord.
JCH, you are quite a gypsy with your ‘fortune telling’ ways. I have never been employed by the US Gov., never been a member of any union and contrary to yuorself, I have never been a ‘dumb ass’. Time for you to searc for another occupation numb nuts. Or go back to fleecing the tourists in Hawaii…..
Hey E – When yer done wif the fizzicks test you just failed, why don’t you get together wif Roger Wabbit to develop a “super capacitator” that can create and store an infinite amount of energy. Second law is really just a fucking lie perpetrated by oil companies you know….
Let me know how it goes…
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“At least SP won that King Conservation District election, so their long-running “kiss of death” curse was finally broken! Time for another run of it though, boys.”
That does it! That PROVES Dean Logan is rigging elections!
MTR, and I have heard from reliable sources at your trailer park that ‘crack up’ is your favorite position. Keep on doing it, who know, maybe GWB will ‘drop’ in for a visit.
So now we’re gonna have some Rapture nut on the conservation board voting to destroy the planet. The Rapture isn’t all bad, though. Imagine — WHAM!!! — 144,000 Republicans gone in a flash and a bang! That’s not enough, but it’s a start.
Mark the Thieving Redneck,
I am still wondering why you are posting here after stealing $100 from Goldy. What the fuck?
And don’t give us bullshit about the bet. You acknowledged that you had a bet and that you lost the bet.
Come on, ya fucking thief…pay up!
Wabbit – Who the fuck doesn’t have broadband? Phone modem? WTF is that? Did you make so fucking many bad choices in life that you can’t afford broadband? C’mon… you weren’t a gd lawyer were you. You were just a gummint flunky paralegal weren’t you.
And did you know…
What we call broadband here in Murka is shit compared to what they have in Asia? Speeds in Asia are orders of magnitude faster than what we have here.
Do you know what an “order of magnitude” is? It’s a simple definition. Google and get back to me.
Fucking idiot…
“If you drop a luxury SUV and a baseball from the top of the L’Tour Eiffel, which one will hit the ground first?”
Hey, if you drop Mark the Redneck and Karl Rove off the top of the Eiffel Tower, which one will hit the ground first?
Hey dj – chime in you fucking idjut. Answer any of the qweshuns I posed here.
You can’t can you?
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You wanna see infinite energy? My powerful hind legs are an organic capacitator!!! This is what happened to the last redneck who picked me up by my ears: http://www.thegunzone.com/mos/edged_weapon.html
(Caution: Due to the graphic nature of these images, make sure you have a barf bag handy!)
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You wanna see infinite energy? My powerful hind legs are an organic capacitator!!! This is what happened to the last redneck who picked me up by my ears: http://www.thegunzone.com/mos/edged_weapon.html
(Caution: Due to the graphic nature of these images, make sure you have a barf bag handy!)
“Doctor” – You don’t know do you? You have no fucking idea of even the basic laws of motion do you?
That’s why you’re a flunky dope ass. prof at Laughingstock U.
Hey Wabbit – How dat super CAPACITATOR coming? Somebody gotta break the backs of those texas oil companies. Why not you? You in their pockets too?? You greedy fucking capitalist bastard.
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Lissen, asswipe, running a wire from the phone pole down my burrow wasn’t fucking easy! Ever climb a pole with a broad band cable clenched between your teeth? I’d like to see you do it!
The Cobert interview with Brownie was priceless!! And Cobert was not pulling any punches!
Cobert: What changes have been made to make FEMA better?
Brownie: Zero
Cobert: Are you still there?
Brownie: No
Cobert: You call that nothing?
Man was Brownie squirming!
Great job Goldie!!!
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“You in their pockets too?? You greedy fucking capitalist bastard.”
Why not? I gotta pay for my Chivas somehow. They don’t give that stuff away, you know.
erratum: Cobert = Colbert
DJ, E and Wabbit – When I come here and let you illustrate how fucking stoopid you are right here in front of everybody….how does that feel compared to having a dick up your ass? I’m sure you know the feeling. As Dr E would put on one of his exams… “compare and contrast…”
You just can’t please these wingfucks! If you’re a commie, they criticize you. If you’re a socialist, they criticize you. If you’re a Democrat, they criticize you. If you’re a greedy fucking capitalist, they STILL criticize you.
74 – You funny wabbit sometimes. Good one…
answer, they will hit the ground at the same time, lodged in a lovers deeeeeeeeep kiss and enjoying the ‘thrill’
Look at it this way, Redneck. The thousand bucks I made in the stock market today is a thousand bucks you didn’t make.
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Oh good… dondon here. Target rich environment.
Dondon… scroll up a few and get back to me.
Mark the Thieving Redneck
“Hey dj – chime in you fucking idjut. Answer any of the qweshuns I posed here.”
As I told Puddy yesterday, I respond to whom I wish to respond to. But, I’ll tell ya what…you make good on your bet (pay Maria Cantwell $100) and I will answer your silly question (Ummm…you do remember that I used to teach in an engineering department at a major university, don’t you?).
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Dick up my ass? Whose, yours? ha ha ha you are funneeeeee!!! You can’t even dick your wife let alone Roger Rabbit! Fucked her once, and she got ya for FIVE HUNDRED BIG ONES!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Man I love that story!! hey Reddick when ya gonna pay yer gambling debts, welsher???
MTR ANTI-HATRED VIGIL: DAY 3
On Sunday, March 26, Mark the Redneck claimed the following:
“Me? hate and intolerance? When? Give me an example.
No, you guys have cornered the market on hate and intolerance.”
Commentby Mark The Redneck— 3/26/06@ 3:38 pm
This comment was pretty cheeky, because MTR has proposed genocide far larger than that perpetrated by the Nazis:
“There are 6 billion people in the world. 2 billion of them are muslim. That means that all the rest of need to pair up and kill one of them. When we all do that, the problem will be solved. And it really is like a cancer… you hafta get every trace of it… every cell, or it will come out of remission with a vengeance. This also solves the global population problem you guys are so worried about, so we kill two birds with one stone.”
Commentby Mark The Redneck— 12/17/05@ 8:51 pm
How long will it take for MTR to repudiate or apologize for calling for a genocide fair larger than the Holocaust?
Mark the Thieving Redneck @ 78
“DJ, E and Wabbit – When I come here and let you illustrate how fucking stoopid you are right here in front of everybody…”
Ummmmm…the only thing you have demonstrated is that (1) you have no sense of honor because you made a bet in good faith and now you will not pay up, (2) you are an angry asshole, (3) you’re an idiot by going to a political blog and asking elementary physics questions.
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Hey, that’s a cool web site! Make sure you have your computer sound on! It says,
“Aggression, mounting and spraying can usually be modified by neutering/spaying the offending rabbit.”
Yeah, well, it CAN be, but it WON’T be! Try neutering me, and I’ll neuter you!!! How you like them apples?
“Chewing is harder if not impossible to control. … House plants should be out of reach… the list goes on and on!”
Well — duh-uh!!! My buddies and me EAT plants!!! WTF didja expect??!
Mark the Irrelevent Reddick demanded!
“Dondon… scroll up a few and get back to me.”
To which I reply.
No.
Now go fuck yourself, you offspring of a syphilitic Father.
Roger and Gang it appears that Democrat is above the law and like to fight with the local police. Your type of lady? But they let the democrats off all the time only if they snivel they were beaten as a child.
Georgia congresswoman in scuffle with Capitol police
WASHINGTON, March 29 � Rep. Cynthia McKinney and a police officer scuffled Wednesday after the Georgia Democrat entered a House office building unrecognized and refused to stop when asked, according to U.S. Capitol Police.
McKinney, a sixth-term congresswoman who represents suburban Atlanta, struck the officer according to one account, a police official said, adding there were conflicting accounts. The officer, who was not authorized to speak publicly about the incident, spoke only on condition of anonymity. No charges were filed, police said. McKinney issued a statement Wednesday night saying she regretted the confrontation.
New Reading material for DR. E…..
http://www.thegunzone.com/
Remember Roger there is no WND in Tibet so you do not need your chemical Gear. You can pack like an Indian and climb like a goat. General Roger you have the greatest hindsight of anyone in the world, so it should be a push over.
What Is Free Tibet Campaign?
Mission Statement
Free Tibet Campaign stands for the Tibetans’ right to determine their own future. It campaigns for an end to China’s occupation of Tibet and for the Tibetans’ fundamental human rights to be respected. Founded in 1987, Free Tibet Campaign generates active support by educating people about the situation in Tibet. It is independent of all governments and is funded by its members and supporters.
Help General Roger Rabbit build his new Army buy these bumper stickers so he can free Tibet.
http://www.freetibet.org/catal.....php/pID/54
For all of you Socialist please make a large donation to support their cause.
http://www.freetibet.org/catal.....p/cPath/29
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A terorist is going to Yale? Well, so what? Bush went to Yale, too. Yale takes anybody.
Whew… I think we avoided nuke disaster with Iran…
UN Security Council issued stern sanctions today.
“The council is expressing its clear concern and is saying to Iran that it should comply with the wishes of the governing board,” France’s U.N Ambassador Jean-Marc de La Sabliere said.”
Shit… when the UN ambassador from the GREAT COUNTRY OF FRANCE speaks, you can bet your moonbat ass that Iran will comply.
End of problem. Dun. Right?
DJ – E brought up the issue. I just probed his understanding of elemental physics that would support his analysis. He has none. He’s a fucking idiot. Just like you.
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“Now tell me why we shouldn’t do whatever the fuck it takes to defeat these assholes INCLUDING torturing the living fuck out of prisoners at gitmo to get information out of them. Commentby Mark The Redneck— 3/29/06@ 7:03 pm”
We’re not against this — we’re only against …
attacking the wrong country
torturing innocent people
not catching Osama
Hey RayDon – How bout an update on how yer doin’ figgerin’ out what goes on in yer office? Do you have any fucking clue what those “low level technical people” do?
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A terorist is going to Yale? Well, so what? Bush went to Yale, too. Yale takes anybody.
Commentby Roger Rabbit— 3/29/06@ 9:02 pm
They even take lying losers like John Kerry.
How f*cking willfully ignorant is this Redneck?
Not worth the time of day…
Well now everyone knows you’re either lying or delusional, because I’ve never said anything about Tibet on HA.
Commentby Roger Rabbit— 3/29/06@ 8:21 pm
Your right Roger you did not say anything on Ha it is just a figment of our imagination. There are riots in the street for you to save Tibet from the Chinese. Roger we all know you are the man the greatest hindsight Rabbit in the world. You are smarter than any General in the Pentagon and have all the experience to win wars without firing a shot. The folks are buying the bumper stickers to support you to bring the enemy to their knees. Lots of Luck General Hindsight Rabbit!
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“Dr, E……Dumbass………..Bush flew the planes on 9/11, right?? And Reagan bombed Pearl Harbor on DEC 7th, 1941. You fucking libs are clueless traitors. Commentby Hillary [JCH]Clinton— 3/29/06@ 7:26 pm”
The people who flew the planes on 9/11 obviously are dead, but the people who told them to do it are still at large going on 5 years later, which in my book makes the clueless morons running our country (and the idiots who voted for them) traitors.
Republicans love terrorists so much they let them go scot free!
“I don’t know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don’t care. It’s not that important. It’s not our priority. I am truly not that concerned about him.” George W. Bush, March 13, 2002
but he is fun, kink of like burning a spider web, or watching a cat playing with the mouse before it decides it is too booring and eats the damn thing. Only thing is, with Mark the hooked/needle dick Welsher, all the cat will get is heartburn and gas.
But…but…but…but Mark the Thieving Redneck @ 94
“DJ – E brought up the issue. I just probed his understanding of elemental physics that would support his analysis. He has none. He’s a fucking idiot. Just like you.”
If I am an idiot, why don’t you make good on your bet with Goldy. Then I will be required to answer your silly question. Here is your big chance, oh dishonorable one, to make me look bad.
Come on Mark, you don’t think the issue is going to just go away, do you? You might as well make good on your bet and have a shot at making me look bad!
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“Dr. E, Did I miss you post on the Hanoi Hilton and Jane Fonda?? No problems there, right, Democrat POS?? Commentby Hillary [JCH]Clinton— 3/29/06@ 7:28 pm”
Are you referring to THIS rightwing fable?
“Well-worn facts and shameless fabrications were cobbled together by persons unknown to create the mostly false ‘Hanoi Jane’ diatribe which still circulates on the Internet today”
http://urbanlegends.about.com/.....110399.htm
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a Jane fan, but let’s despise her for what she DID, not what some rightwing liar made up about her.
Roger you are local lawyer what say you about this subject and no bull-shit answers.
Dear David,
Tucked into a pension reform bill is a little known provision that is a dream for the insurance industry.
The provision in Section 307 of the Pension Protection Act would give insurance companies the right to sue patients for the costs the insurers paid out for patients’ health care. In return, the patients would get nothing. Even when the insurer makes a decision to deny a patient medically necessary care, the patient would have no remedy.
Tell our U.S. Senators to oppose Section 307.
Unbelievably, the House of Representatives passed the Pension Protection Act that included Section 307. Because the Senate did not pass it, a conference committee has been convened to determine whether this provision will be included in the conference report.
Your help is needed to prevent this provision from becoming law!
Section 307 turns the Patients’ Bill of Rights on its head. It gives the insurance industry the right to sue patients, but it leaves patients with no remedy against the insurance industry. Section 307 is a completely unfair giveaway to a profitable industry at the expense of health care consumers.
Write your U.S. Senators and tell them to support the Patients’ Bill of Rights by opposing provisions like Section 307.
We must fight aggressively against the insurance industry!
What is ERISA?
ERISA regulates employer provided health and pension plans, including limitations on how a plan can be reimbursed for benefits provided to a beneficiary. Congress passed the Employee Retirement Income Security Act (ERISA) in 1974 after ten years of debate.
How Does the House-Passed Provision Limit Rights?
The House passed language would allow the health plan to be reimbursed first. Before the patient is compensated at all, the plan could be reimbursed for the entire amount it has paid out in medical expenses, leaving nothing for the injured person who brought the claim. So if a person who receives insurance through his employer (ERISA plan) is injured by a drunk driver, a dangerously defective product or a negligent doctor and the person’s health insurance pays for his or her medical care, the plan can sue the patient to be reimbursed first for the money it spent on the patient’s care, if the injured person’s claim against the wrongdoer is successful. This could leave patients with no money or resources to pay for their future health care or to support themselves if they can no longer work.
Tell a friend about our important work.
Sincerely,
Dylan Malone, Chair
Washington Network for Civil Justice and Accountability
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“Want to stop terrorists? Kill their wives and kids.”
We know you Pubbies like to murder women and children – no need to brag about it.
43
“Hey Rabbit – You once described your career as one where you “helped people meet their societal obligations”. Now that McDermott has been found guilty of violating civil law, what’s your opinion of his half assed attempt to transfer assets as posted here by our friend Richard Pope in order to hide them from seizure to pay his penalties? Commentby Mark The Redneck— 3/29/06@ 7:29 pm”
In my opinion, McDermott should pay Boehner $700,000 when Bush pays $700,000 to each and every American citizen he illegally wiretapped, and not one minute before. What’s good for the goose, is good for the gander.
45
You’re bitching about McDermott not paying $700,000 when Mark the Reddick can’t even come up with $100 for a gambling debt?
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“I’m retired and living in Hawaii”
BFD. I’m retired and living in Green Lake Park.
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“Oh, that’s so…. 1970s. Did you have a point, chunderhead?”
Commentby Dr. E— 3/29/06@ 8:07 pm
Actually, Dr. E, he does — he’s still peddling that Hanoi Jane lie (see link in #106) just to show he’s a retrograde, stuck-on-stupid, liar.
HEY JCH HERE’S A MESSAGE FROM MRS. RABBIT:
“You can tell the Aloha Spirit didn’t rub off on him!!! Why is he sitting at a computer posting on HorsesAss instead of sunning himself on the beach? What’s the point of moving to Hawaii if all you’re gonna do is post on HorsesAss?”
Well, one good thing about JCH living in Hawaii is that his vote is wasted there. At least he’s not living someplace where he’s helping elect Republicans.
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“Hey, if you drop Mark the Redneck and Karl Rove off the top of the Eiffel Tower, which one will hit the ground first? Commentby Dr. E� 3/29/06@ 8:30 pm”
Depends on which one has the most wind resistance, but I’d put my money on Rove, based on this recent photo of Reddick.
Of course, if you drop them inside klake’s skull, they’ll hit the spinal column at the same time, because they’re falling in a perfect vacuum.
Of course, if you drop them inside klake’s skull, they’ll hit the spinal column at the same time, because they’re falling in a perfect vacuum.
Commentby Roger Rabbit— 3/29/06@ 9:35 pm
General Roger Hindsight Rabbit I love you to.
New reading material for Dr. E……
http://www.michaelmoore.com/index.php
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Hey klake, be careful you don’t shoot your dick off with that thing!
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Liberals must arm, or only arms will have liberals!
Reading Material for Dr. E….
http://www.iraqbodycount.net/
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“They even take lying losers like John Kerry. Commentby RUFUS— 3/29/06@ 9:07 pm”
Kerry didn’t lie, and didn’t lose.
BFD. I’m retired and living in Green Lake Park.
Commentby Roger Rabbit— 3/29/06@ 9:22 pm
Where is the checker game Roger or is it shuffle board?
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“Well now everyone knows you’re either lying or delusional, because I’ve never said anything about Tibet on HA.
Commentby Roger Rabbit— 3/29/06@ 8:21 pm
Your right Roger you did not say anything on Ha! Commentby klake— 3/29/06@ 9:10 pm”
So you admit you’re a liar? Well that’s just stating the fucking obvious.
“They even take lying losers like John Kerry. Commentby RUFUS— 3/29/06@ 9:07 pm”
Kerry didn’t lie, and didn’t lose.
Commentby Roger Rabbit— 3/29/06@ 9:52 pm
Roger are you streaching the truth a little bit?
Your right Roger you did not say anything on Ha! Commentby klake— 3/29/06@ 9:10 pm”
So you admit you’re a liar? Well that’s just stating the fucking obvious.
Commentby Roger Rabbit— 3/29/06@ 9:54 pm
But that isn’t what Mrs Rabbit said the other night.
113, Why??? Rain, rain, and more rain! And you libs are commie traitors and need to be shot!!!
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Under existing law, insurance companies have a subrogation claim for any medical expenses they paid against the recovery from a third party tortfeasor. If the insurance company paid the medical expenses, it’s reasonable to require the insured to turn over any money recovered from the wrongdoer (or his insurer) for those same medical expenses. Otherwise, the patient gets a windfall, and the insurance company’s inability to get reimbursed by the wrongdoer drives up insurance premium costs for everyone.
However, insurance companies should NOT be allowed to recover their medical payout from damages awarded to the insured for future medical expenses, for other losses, or as general damages. That, in effect, allows an insurance company to sue its own insured for the wrongful conduct of a third party.
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What do you mean, “too?” If you think I love you, you’re nuts.
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“Where is the checker game Roger or is it shuffle board? Commentby klake— 3/29/06@ 9:54 pm”
Over by the lawn bowling court.
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“Roger are you streaching the truth a little bit? Commentby klake— 3/29/06@ 9:56 pm”
No, but you do it habitually.
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Are you saying it rains all the time in Hawaii? Well, maybe you should move to a sunnier locale — like Seattle, for instance.
They even take lying losers like John Kerry. Commentby RUFUS— 3/29/06@ 9:07 pm”
Kerry didn’t lie, and didn’t lose.
Commentby Roger Rabbit— 3/29/06@ 9:52 pm
Roger is right about one thing. Kerry did not lose the election by the official count of 3 1/2 million that everyone cits. He more than likely lost by 4 million if you take out all the fraudulent votes. You could probably add another 10 – 20 thousand for all the missing and late millitary ballots. You see rog is all lies, he can be a good bunny.
Whooaaa. I cant believe it. Here is an article pertaining to public schools with no child being raped.
http://seattletimes.nwsource.c.....ey29m.html
Ahhh Raising the next generation of good little commies
This just in, the Bush twins pulled a train on the entire Duke LaCrosse team after hearing they raped a woman.
And Steffy is trying to convince the Duke faculty that it was all Dean Logan’s fault!
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Leave it to Doofus to call high school students “commies” for believing in peace and free speech. Real commies don’t believe in either peace of free speech, do they? But don’t let facts get in the way of your little smear, Doofus. If you like war so much, why aren’t you lying dead on a battlefield someplace?
Okay, someone said “train” and now the Bush twins are looking for action.
Comment by RightEqualStupid — 3/20/06 @ 11:47 am
This just in, the Bush twins pulled a train on the entire Duke LaCrosse team after hearing they raped a woman.
And Steffy is trying to convince the Duke faculty that it was all Dean Logan’s fault!
Commentby BushLied— 3/29/06@ 10:46 pm
Why do you libruls mix up the conservative Bush twins with those ultra librul Olsen twins?
Why do libruls like Cynthia McKinney use race to get over?
“Do I have to contact the police every time I change my hairstyle? How do we account for the fact that when I wore my braids every day for 11 years, I still faced this problem, primarily from certain white police officers.” = So she reverted to violence. Typical of libruls. First use race and if that fails use violence. Sounds like she read the GLA, GLAAD, ELF playbook!
This is after she hit him:
When he (chose one)
(a) place his hand on her shoulder
(b) grabbed her arm
she (chose one) turned around and
(a) hit,
(b) punched
(c) slapped him
(d) biatch slapped him
(e) kicked him
-=-=- in his
-=-=-=- (a) face
-=-=-=- (b) chest with
-=-=-=- (c) in the nutz
-=-=-=- -=-=-=- (a) her open hand
-=-=-=- -=-=-=- (b) her fist
-=-=-=- -=-=-=- (c) her cell phone
-=-=-=- -=-=-=- (d) her foot.
So which story will she choose libruls. Some dummies named Georgia Route 10 SE of Atlanta for this loser!
“�Hey, if you drop Mark the Redneck and Karl Rove off the top of the Eiffel Tower, which one will hit the ground first? Commentby Dr. E� 3/29/06@ 8:30 pm�
Depends on which one has the most wind resistance, but I�d put my money on Rove, based on this recent photo of Reddick.”
Half credit. The correct answer is:
As long as they both hit the ground, who cares?
It appears that the Mayor Ray Nagin is working very hard at returning New Orleans back into the lime light. That means his voting base is now returning to restore the city back into the life of crime.
NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana (CNN) — Mayor Ray Nagin on Tuesday apologized for urging residents to rebuild a “chocolate New Orleans” and saying, “You can’t have New Orleans no other way.”
As Life Returns to New Orleans, So Does Crime
By ADAM NOSSITER
Published: March 30, 2006
NEW ORLEANS, March 29 � The wail of police sirens is back, and gunfire again punctuates the night. As drug dealers move into flood-damaged houses, alarmed residents say that in the last few weeks, they have begun to sense a return to the bad old days before Hurricane Katrina, when crime was an omnipresent straitjacket on life in this city.
Roger and Gang your French friends are really having a bad time over there in Europe with that new labor law. The Socialists argue the law is unconstitutional, and that it violates international labor codes. This sounds like something that Seattle should look into to improve the illegal�s immigrant�s chances to get a job.
French Council to Decide Fate of New Jobs Law
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
Filed at 11:30 a.m. ET
PARIS (AP) — The fate of a contested French labor law that has inspired massive protests, gravely wounding its champion Prime Minister Dominique de Villepin, hung Thursday on a council of experts.
The Constitutional Council, whose 10 members include former statesmen and women, was weighing a demand from the opposition Socialists that the law, which would make it easier for companies to fire young workers, be thrown out as unconstitutional.
Striking down the law could be a face-saver for all sides, allowing protesters to claim victory and defusing the crisis for Villepin, who would likely emerge bloodied but ready to fight another day.
”Everyone will go ‘phew,”’ said political expert Jean-Luc Parodi.
The council, created in 1958, has nine appointed members plus former President Valery Giscard d’Estaing. Their decisions are binding, with no appeal. If the council approves the law, President Jacques Chirac would have nine days to sign it into effect.
The law’s most contested part is a new job contract that provides for a two-year trial period for people under 26, during which time they can be fired for no reason.
The Socialists argue the law is unconstitutional because it treats young people differently. They also say the two-year trial period is unjust and that it violates international labor codes.
Swelling protests — more than 1 million demonstrators took to French streets Tuesday on a nationwide day of strikes — have plunged Villepin’s government into crisis, split his conservative majority and possibly killed his chances of running for the presidency next year.
MTR @ 29
Regarding the “assholes” whom you want to see American armed forces “torturing the living fuck out of….at gitmo,” do you mean:
A) Only those about whom we have credible intelligence that they have engaged in some sort of terrorist activity?
B) Everyone from (A) and ALSO those about whom we have credible intelligence only that they have associated with known terrorists or terrorist groups
C) Everyone from (A) and (B) and ALSO those about whom any intelligence we have regarding their activities and associates is not credible or unverifiable?
D) Every one from (A), (B), and (C) and ALSO those about whom we have NO intelligence regarding their activities or associations?
E) All 1 billion Muslims?
Daddy Love, as you know, MTR never lets the facts get in the way of his Racist Diatribes.
Love:
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MTR
How do you rationalize that? You think that evey one of the billion Muslims in the world, men, woemn, children, AMericans, Indonesians, South Sea Islanders, Brits, Australians, Russians, Uzbeks, Israelis, Pakistanis, and so on all are actively plotting to ensure your personal destruction?
And if so, you should probably worry that the time and effort that it takes to “torturing the living fuck out of” all of them, their birth rates, and the odds of success virtually ensures that one of them is going to get you. You’re dead meat, man.
Gosh, MTR, I’ve been thinking about your vision. It seems to me that for the US with 300 million people to torture the fuck our of a billion of the earth’s residents, we’ll have to cease all other activities and turn the entire US into Torture Central for the world. Every man, woman, and child in the USA will need to join the cause and torture, torture, torture until we are all safe again. If all Americans quit their jobs, pool their money, acquire the proper torture tools, and then fly to remote locations across the globe and begin torturing (which shouldn’t take long, outfitting 300 million people to torture with no one working), we can begin immediately. If each man, woman, elderly person, cripple, cancer patient, single mother, child, blind person, wheelchair inhabitant, or what-have-you torures just four people apiece, we should have it covered. And the Muslim children will probably break or die right away, which will be a big time-saver. I can see this working.