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by Goldy — Thursday, 3/23/06, 11:25 am

When I was a kid, I thought the Minutemen were really cool. I used to don my three-cornered hat and pretend I was one in our local 4th of July parade. Now Danny Westneat tells me they’re a bunch of racists.

(Oh… and don’t forget to vote for HA in the Koufax Awards.)

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  1. RADM JCH spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 11:36 am

    Democrats: voter fraud experts!! And NO QUESTIONS because any questions would be racists!!!!

  2. RADM JCH spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 11:36 am

    GBS…….Just another dead body!!! Gone, and forgotten!!

  3. RADM JCH spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 11:37 am

    Hillary/Maxine 2008!!! Two great black socialist women!!!

  4. gayeattle spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 11:42 am

    What’s up at Equal Rights Washington?

  5. LauraBushKilledAGuy spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 11:51 am

    Republicans are cheaters, liars and wife abusers. They are traitors, chickenhawks and cowards. They are scum, lowlifes and generally inbred. Need proof? Just look at RADM JCH.

  6. Libertarian spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 11:57 am

    So, what should we do? Adopt Mexico and Central America?
    How about 500 million or so from Asia and Europe?

    We should halt all immigration for a period of time until we can get the mess sorted out. I’m sure this will be unpopular on this blog, but that’s what I think.

  7. Puddybud spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 12:00 pm

    http://images.amazon.com/image.....ZZZZZ_.jpg

  8. klake spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 12:01 pm

    The Minutemen are coming, and so far it looks like it’s going to be an ugly sight.

    The weekend after next, the citizen volunteer group famed for trying to catch migrants sneaking across America’s southern border plans a new operation right here in Seattle. The target: local employers who hire illegal immigrants

    Well Goldy I do not see a problem and who is the Good the Bad and the Ugly. Right now, the media will play the roll as Ugly, the illegal’s will play the roll as Bad, and the minuteman will play the roll as Good. As long as the minuteman do not break any laws what is your problem. We all know the media will live up to the roll as Ugly with all disinformation they print on a daily biases. It is a no brainier about the illegal immigrants they broke this country laws by entering illegally. The employers can get any of the locals to get off their dead ass and work, so they will pay anyone who will perform the need tasks. The Governor can fix the problem but that requires leadership on her part. Roger and Gang, could you check your hind site department and help her out with this problem. It could be worse; the vigilantes could take over and fix the problem. The government fails to perform it’s responsibly that is usually what happens when the legal system fails. Lets not exclude the politicians on this problem, because the are not willing to legislate good laws to fix the problem with illegal immigrants.

  9. Puddybud spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 12:03 pm

    WTF: Most ASSHead libruls claim the MSM is not librully bent. Then why does the WaPo need to do this?

    http://www.editorandpublisher......1002200090

  10. Puddybud spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 12:06 pm

    I guess it’s now time to show this to the libruls. Since they are the whiny type.

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/.....00907.html

    See marks, I do save posts for the right time!

  11. klake spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 12:07 pm

    “While the mainstream media has been slow to recognize the growth in conservative America, smart Democrats have not. Former Virginia Governor Mark Warner and Hillary Clinton are not alone in recognizing that the unhinged elements of their base, motivated by partisan rage, Michael Moore conspiracies and a pronounced feeling of victimhood have dragged down the Democratic Party for far too long …Red America’s citizens are the political majority. They’re here to stay. It’s time to start paying attention to what they believe and why.”

    Puddybud they did print a true statement that is hard to ingore.

    http://www.editorandpublisher......1002200090

  12. Cougar spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 12:08 pm

    We are facing a major internal disaster here in the USA. With an abundance of our resources commited to GWB’s folly in Iraq we are spreading ourseves way to thin. When the next emergency of a Katrina magnitude hits us it will be too late. The time has come for GWB and his unrighteous coalition to take off their blinders, remove their rose colored glasses and start paying attention to the growing unrest and problems within our boundaries. It is high time to think of our citizens future, and not only their bank account balances. Republicans: talk the religious talk, live a hipocryte lifestyle.

  13. klake spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 12:09 pm

    They’re here to stay. It’s time to start paying attention to what they believe and why. Roger and Gang what say you?

  14. Puddybud spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 12:14 pm

    Wow KLake I was think along those lines.

    http://mensnewsdaily.com/2006/.....ls-us-out/

    Yet the country is still largely of Conservative Values. Why?

    My surmise is demographics, or as people grow older and wiser in our population, they begin to reflect on the silliness of feel-good policies, the destructiveness of the tactics in getting them through, and the motives, now quite clear.

  15. klake spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 12:16 pm

    We are facing a major internal disaster here in the USA. With an abundance of our resources committed to GWB’s folly in Iraq we are spreading ourselves way to thin.

    Comment by Cougar— 3/23/06@ 12:08 pm

    Cougar the next real problem about to hit is the Mayor of New Orleans is allowing the folks to return home behind the dikes to live. Now he must really hate those folks to want to put their lives back in a high-risk area. The next time what lame excuse he present as to why not to transport them to a safe area when the storm hits.

  16. Drivel spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 12:17 pm

    I say as with all semi intelligent beings, if you repeat the motions, or repeat the lies, sooner of later they will climb on board of the train to disaster.

  17. GBS spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 12:18 pm

    I think I’ve found some reasons why JCH is a compulsive liar. (Bush, Cheney, MTR, Mr. Cynical, DA WO, YO and most neo-convicts fit this category also.)

    Here’s the link: http://www.mental-health-matte.....?artID=153

    Here’s the main passages that I think may apply to JCH’s and the aforementioned, mental illness’.

    Compulsive Lying: Overview
    There are a number of reasons why people lie. The first is fear. This is the most common reason that people may lie, and they are taking shelter from a perceived punishment. If they are always in fear of being punished, it may become a habit, which is a second reason for lying.

    (JCH, were you punished by your parents for WASHING OUT of flight school?)

    In this case, it may become compulsive lying, which is lying by reflex. Even when confronted by the truth, they insist the lie is the truth in this case. A third case is learning to lie through modeling. When a people see others lie, especially when they get away with it, they may become more prone to lying. (A prevalent problem for Bush Republicans and conservatives in general. This includes you, too, Mr. Cynical). Finally, people lie because they feel if they tell the truth they won’t get what they want. Thus, out of the main reasons for lying, only lying by habit can truly be called “compulsive lying.”

    (Below is probably more of the reason why JCH lies)

    Pathological lying, though, can be thought of as being associated with a select few psychiatric diagnoses, which normally have their onset during adolescence, Antisocial Personality Disorder. In Antisocial Personality Disorder, there is a pervasive pattern of disregard or the rights of others, and with this, the person with this disorder will often lie to get what they wish – usually money, sex or power.

    Antisocial Personality Disorder: Overview

    Antisocial Personality Disorder results in what is commonly known as a Sociopath. (Duh!). The criteria for this disorder require an ongoing disregard for the rights of others, since the age of 15 years. Some examples of this disregard are reckless disregard for the safety of themselves or others, failure to conform to social norms with respect to lawful behaviors, deceitfulness such as repeated lying or deceit for personal profit or pleasure, and lack of remorse for actions that hurt other people in any way. Additionally, they must have evidenced a Conduct Disorder before the age of 15 years, and must be at least 18 years old to receive this diagnosis.

    Treating antisocial personality disorder can be difficult as those with this disorder may have little or no desire to change themselves, which is a prerequisite. No medication is available either.

    Which leads to a recent study on whiny, shitty little brats vs. self-reliant well adjusted children and how they turn out as adults: The study from the Journal of Research Into Personality.

    “Remember the whiny, insecure kid in nursery school, the one who always thought everyone was out to get him, and was always running to the teacher with complaints? Chances are he grew up to be a conservative.

    At least, he did if he was one of 95 kids from the Berkeley area that social scientists have been tracking for the last 20 years. Confident, resilient, self-reliant kids mostly grew up to be liberals.”

    Of course the conservatives will scoff at science and claim the world is flat and the Earth is still the center of the universe. But this goes back to the reasons why the are liars “Even when confronted by the TRUTH, they insist the lie is the truth in this case.”

  18. Particle Man spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 12:23 pm

    #5 Who did Laura Bush Kill? Also, did you know that Jeb Bush was the reporter who broke the story about Gary Hart and Donna Rice?

  19. GBS spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 12:31 pm

    http://www.hindu.com/2005/06/0.....090401.jpg

    Here is a picture of from JCH’s family photo album. From left to right is JCH, Duke Cunningham, Bush in the 1st grade. The school nurse noted that they would probably grow up to be conservatives.

  20. GBS spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 12:33 pm

    http://jamielea-ivil.tripod.co.....78_img.jpg

    Here’s JCH in his crib.

    His pediatrician noted the had unusually high levels of temper tantrums. His medical records indicated he’d probably continue to be a whiny little shit and vote republican.

  21. GBS spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 12:35 pm

    http://graphics.iparenting.com.....I0029B.JPG

    Here’s JCH wetting himself for attention in preschool. Yep, you guessed it, his preschool teacher said he’d probably be a conservative.

  22. Drivel spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 12:35 pm

    particle man

    http://www.freerepublic.com/fo.....6e685a.htm

  23. GBS spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 12:38 pm

    http://www.weblogsinc.com/comm.....0413049813

    Here’s JCH after he was told he’d have to wait his turn to play hopscotch. Teacher noted he was the most “needy” kid he’d ever taught.

  24. GBS spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 12:41 pm

    http://www.med.umich.edu/opm/n.....althy2.jpg

    Here’s JCH getting ready to cry his eyes out when the teacher laughed at his rendition of a cat. Teacher held JCH back to repeat 1st grade.

  25. GBS spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 12:44 pm

    http://www.mr715.com/people/mr71510.jpg

    Here JCH is refusing to use the car seat. Mom hoped he’d join the military and make something out of himself: like a pilot.

    Oh, well, another dream squashed and another brat grows up to be a conservative.

  26. GBS spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 12:46 pm

    http://www.nationalvanguard.or.....parade.jpg

    Here’s a recent photo of MTR, Mr. Cynical, ex-Mayor Jim West and JCH. NOTE: JCH is the one on the far right.

  27. Puddybud spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 12:55 pm

    GBS: If it’s a gay pride parade it’s Jim West and some libruls here! This one you got wrong! The others brought smiles.

  28. Puddybud spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 12:55 pm

    Besides GBS why would you navigate to a site in #26?

  29. Puddybud spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 12:58 pm

    Sorry GBS, the Pew study proves that conservatives grow up to be happy.

    http://shrinkwrapped.blogs.com.....ence_.html

  30. Drivel spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 12:59 pm

    http://staceynightmare.blogspo.....chive.html

    Here is a recent photo of JCH’s wife (and sister) complaining to him after he bogarted their stash.

    (Hey GBS, love your style)

  31. Puddybud spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 1:01 pm

    Let me post this to the rest of the libruls. I would like to start a nice dialog. I tried with rudejacks but having a conversation with him is like talking to a windy forest. All you hear is wind after you ask your question.

    Let me ask you this: Why do liberals display an overwhelming disinterest when crime waves hit predominantly minority cities like Detroit, New York, Philadelphia & somewhat Minneapolis. I remember the Move Operation in West Philly. I bet Goldy was sitting at home in his suburb home!

    It ravages the people and destroys their lives. But you liberals take notice and complain when crime hits where the moonbat people live. Let me present liberal city Minneapolis. Why do I bring this up? I was in Minneapolis this past December. I was in uptown but I drove through downtown.

    http://www.startribune.com/465/story/319757.html

    Why do liberals hate poor blacks in crime ridden zones?

  32. GBS spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 1:02 pm

    http://www.churchill-society-l.....Crash.Jpeg

    This was the final straw for JCH at Naval Flight School. . .This is why he ended up in supply.

  33. Puddybud spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 1:05 pm

    More of the Pew Study of Happy Conservatives.

    Don’t worry, be happy – and be a Republican.

    Conservative Republicans are significantly more likely to say they are “very happy” than are liberal Democrats, a Pew Research Center survey reveals.

    The survey of more than 3,000 adults found that 47 percent of conservative Republicans are “very happy,” as are 45 percent of moderate/liberal Republicans. But only 28 percent of liberal Democrats say they are very happy, as do 31 percent of conservative/moderate Democrats. Among Independents, 29 percent are very happy.

  34. Puddybud spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 1:06 pm

    Can you imagine if this happened today rudejacks wouldn’t be here today.

    http://www.newsmax.com/archive.....html?s=icp

  35. darryl spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 1:09 pm

    Oh…I don’t know, Goldy. I kind-a think the Minutemen have an important role to play….

  36. GBS spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 1:10 pm

    http://www.cbsnews.com/stories.....DDG0.shtml

    After JCH left the Navy he went to a foreign country to try and work as a “professional military pilot” this story is the end result. He was booted out of his “host” country because even the fucking Iranian’s didn’t want him flying their planes anymore.

  37. Drivel spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 1:10 pm

    Puddybud @ 33 of course they are more likely to say they are ‘very happy’! Everyone knows that conservatives are generating a monopoly on lying! Some used to say it was second nature for Conservatives to lie, now it has become ‘first’ nature.

  38. Puddybud spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 1:12 pm

    Something like this happens in donk blue states.

    http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Lega.....id=1755772

  39. Drivel spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 1:13 pm

    official Republican Seal

    http://www.bigducky.com/4image.....8dbf1239ac

  40. Puddybud spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 1:14 pm

    Come on Drivel: Why did the liberals say they were miserable?
    Welfare, crack laden cities, school systems failing?

  41. Drivel spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 1:15 pm

    JCH caught on candid camera, picking his nose

    http://www.bigducky.com/4image.....8dbf1239ac

  42. Puddybud spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 1:15 pm

    See entry#7 for Democratic poster.

    See this for the Democratic Seal

    http://www.funlol.com/pictures/0182.html

  43. Puddybud spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 1:16 pm

    Here’s one for you military types.

    http://www.funlol.com/pictures/0110.html

  44. GBS spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 1:17 pm

    @ 33:

    Duh, they’re more likely to say that. They drink so much of the kool-aid they think it’s great that Bush has raised the national debt limit by $$3 TRILLION dollars, eroded our civil liberties, got us into a war because Hussein wouldn’t let the weapons inspectors in Iraq, can’t find Osama bin Laden, wanted to let the government of Dubai run our national ports, staff members steal from Target, lied about Katrina that nobody could foresee the levees breaching, Bush’s mommy makes a donation to the Bush/Clinton hurricane relief fund with one stipulation, that money goes to a company to buy teaching software in the Houston School district: what’s the catch? her fucking son Neil owns the company. Nice way to gift your kids money on the backs of the American Tax paper. . .

    And you wonder why Liberals aren’t happy with the current situation.

    Baaa haaaa haaaa haaaa haaaaa haaaa haaa haaa haaaa…
    Thanks, Puddybud, that was worth the laugh.

    Were you able to keep a straight face?

  45. Puddybud spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 1:18 pm

    Rudejacks and the long arm of the law:

    http://www.funlol.com/pictures/0442.html

  46. Drivel spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 1:18 pm

    Puddybud, maybe it could be that most liberals actually care for their 1) countrymen, 2) society, 3) environment, 4) futures

  47. Puddybud spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 1:19 pm

    WA State Road Crew at work:

    http://www.funlol.com/pictures/0121.html

  48. GBS spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 1:21 pm

    Drivel @ 41:

    That was THE best picture!! Perfectly captures JCH.

  49. LauraBushKilledAGuy spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 1:22 pm

    The righties stand to get hurt badly by the immigration problem. On the one hand, baby bush wants to pander to the Mexicans, but his conservative racist base wants no immigration at all. It’s fracturing the GOP like no other issue in recent history. All Dems need to do is stay out of it and let the right wing fools blow themselves up!

  50. Puddybud spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 1:23 pm

    GBS: Most Conservatives are doing well today. We see struggles and instead of complaining we see what can we do! The Pew study didn’t make reference to your yardstick!

  51. GBS spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 1:26 pm

    Puddybud @ 42:

    That one wasn’t funny. You of all people should be ashamed of yourself.

    Putting a crying black baby on the face of the Democratic Party’s seal.

    Have you no couth?

  52. GBS spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 1:28 pm

    @ 50:

    See, that’s were we differ. You see struggles, and we remember what it was like just 6 years ago to have an intelligent President and the rising tide lifted all boats.

  53. GBS spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 1:31 pm

    Gotta run, Thanks Puddybud and Drivel funny stuff today.

    Roger Rabbit, as promised to you, here’s your favorite story you just can’t get tired of :) :) :)

    But it makes JCH sad :( :( :(

    How to catch a Conservative in the act of lying:

    Note the date/time stamps.

    http://www.horsesass.org/index.php?p=1332

    108, Libertarian, I never attended flight school. Hence, I never “washed out”. All a figment of GBS’s vivid “imagination”. All my training was done in Newport, RI and Coronado, Ca, as well as the old Philadelphia Ship Yard. Then, three WESTPACs of 6 monthe each , one ten month IO cruise, and a tour in Coronado at the NAB. Four years at sea, and two ashore.

    Comment by Myron [JCH] Silverstein, ESQ— 2/24/06 @ 3:04 pm

    @ 123

    JCH: Are you saying GWB served in combat then? Just askin’
    Comment by windie — 1/24/06 @ 3:59 pm [No, but, Windie, have YOU ever “buckled up” in a Mach 2 F-106? Not for pussies. I washed out of Naval Air [bad GI] and served Surface Line [1110]. Flying [and training] in military jets are not for the Bill Clintons of the world.]
    Comment by JCH — 1/24/06 @ 4:37 pm

  54. Puddybud spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 1:35 pm

    The crying black baby is Jesse Jackson saying he is getting his cut! It’s funny!

  55. Drivel spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 1:41 pm

    http://politicalwire.com/southpaws/

    Pew shows that opposition to gay marriage is declining sharply, with only 51% opposed to it (down from 63% in 2004) and only 28% strongly opposed to it (down from 42% in 2004). Opposition fell among every demographic group. There is lots of other information about “social issues” in the Pew poll as well.

    With homophobia on the wane as a potential tool for Republican GOTV, they will now turn to racism and immigration. As Taylor Marsh notes, Senate Democrats, including Reid and Clinton, have vowed to fight this. Good.

    Probably right LBKAG, with gay issues starting to be a non issue, the NeoCONS will really get to infighting over immigration. Should be wonderful to watch them try and sabotage each other leading up to the elections this fall.

    COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU:

    GOP Self destruct while eating each other.

  56. rujax206 spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 1:52 pm

    So Babs Bush is illegally giving money to her son through a political contribution to his “educational corporation”.

    Mymymy…now THAT’s FAMILY VALUES for ya’.

  57. LiberalRedneck spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 1:55 pm

    Anybody happen to catch this Stefan post on SP the other day? It just goes to prove how outlandishly out-to-lunch Shark really is – comparing Bush’s doomed Iraq policy with the American Revolution? What a complete whackjob:
    ——————————–
    Have you ever heard the term “two hands and a spotlight.”?

    Um, yeah. It’s used by the people who dismiss the first stage in the liberation of large parts of the Middle East as “Thousands dead in Iraq.” The same folks would have whined “Thousands are dead in Gettysburg” or “Thousands are dead on the Normandy beaches”

    Posted by Stefan Sharkansky at March 20, 2006 09:59 PM
    ———————————

    This story in last Sunday’s paper is a little more realistic, I think. To bad NeoCon chickenshits like Sharkansky would never even dream of signing up to fight for his weird ideology. While the SP clowns might like to play “democracy for the middle east” as the neocon Iraq quagmire excuse du jour, we know the MAIN REASON angry, white middle aged judeo-christian right wingers still support the occupation of Iraq: SIMPLE HATRED AND REVENGE.
    ——————————
    http://seattletimes.nwsource.c.....e=20060318

    Army dad loses desire to settle score in Iraq

    But April 11, a year and a day after his son was killed, Johnson told his Iraq-bound Georgia National Guard unit, the 48th Infantry Brigade, he was ready to join them. They ended up at this dust-blown base in Iraq’s far west, pulling escort duty for fuel convoys on the bomb-pocked desert highways from Jordan.

    Why did he do it? The wiry Georgian, an easy-talking man with a boyish, sunburned face, tried to answer the question that won’t go away.

    “It’s a lot of things combined,” he said. “One, a sense of duty. I was pissed off at the terrorists for 9/11 and other atrocities. Second, I’d only trained. I wanted combat.” And then, he said, “there’s some revenge involved. I’d be lying if I said there wasn’t.”

    But there was more on the mind of this man who has done Church of God missionary work as far afield as Peru and the Arctic.

    “I don’t really have love for Muslim people,” Johnson said. “I’m sure there are good Muslims. I try not to be racist.” Although he hasn’t read the Quran or spoken with Muslims, he has “heard” the Islamic holy book “teaches to kill Jews and infidels. And it’s hard to love people who hate you.”
    ————————————-

    THERE YOU HAVE IT, FOLKS – A RIGHT WING TALIBANGELIST WHO ACTUALLY TELLS THE TRUTH AS TO WHY HE THINKS WE SHOULD BE IN IRAQ! There was also General William “Dominatrix” Boykin who told the truth – that he was killin’ Muslims for Jesus. When will Sharkansky start being honest with his cult-like minions and the rest of his readers?

  58. rujax206 spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 2:10 pm

    Prolly when Sharky starts believing in jeebus.

  59. Puddybud spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 2:15 pm

    LiberalRedneck: You call us TALIBANGELISTs.

    Where did conservatives call for:

    1.) Clitorectomies on women so they don’t enjoy sex?
    2.) Women wearing burqas?
    3.) Kill people who convert from Christianity?
    4.) Kill abortion doctors?
    5.) Reeducation of abortion mothers?
    6.) Jailing of abortion providers?
    7.) Forbidding the wearing of nail polish?
    8.) Forbidding the showing of a woman’s ankles?
    9.) Men forced to grow beards?
    10.) Killing of women who see doctors without their male relatives?
    11.) Forbidding women to be educated?
    12.) Forbidding women to drive?
    13.) Forbidding women to be teachers?
    14.) Forbidding women to be doctors?
    15.) Jailing of NOW
    16.) Reeducation of gays and lesbians?

    This is where libruls like LiberalRedneck jump off the deep end and make a jackASS of themselves on ASSes! Not are you stuck on stupid, you live in wrong stereotypes! You are truly an eat shit and bark at the moon individual!

  60. Puddybud spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 2:19 pm

    LibrealRedneck:

    1.) Do you beat your wife in public?
    2.) Allow the thought police to beat her in public?
    3.) Allow the forced rape of her and your daughters because you did something wrong and the judge says thats the penalty?
    4.) Force her to walk 5-10 paces behind you?
    5.) Force your daughter to be fully covered in 90 degree weather?
    6.) Mercy kill your sister or cousin because you found out she had premarital sex?

    Didn’t think so.

    So fuckwad, you are the Talibangelist!

  61. Puddybud spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 2:22 pm

    No LiberalRedneck, you are just a fuckwad. Plain and simple.

    I consider this post to be as repugnant as the one LauraBushKilledAGuy posted two days ago.

    Wooohooo, I expect For the Clueless to call for the banning of these two fuckwad idiots! Come on FTC, start the mantra! It’s your karma!

  62. Puddybud spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 2:24 pm

    Hay duke and other ASSwipes like Rujax, Belltowner and TFF: Not original thought? Where and from what URL did I cut and paste this from? Librul ASSwipes of the first order.

  63. Puddybud spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 2:27 pm

    Rabbit Pellet: Are you a LiberalRedneck supporter?
    GBS: Are you a LiberalRedneck supporter?
    Dr E.: Are you a LiberalRedneck supporter?
    Mr X.: Are you a LiberalRedneck supporter?
    DJ: Are you a LiberalRedneck supporter?
    Goldy: Are you a LiberalRedneck supporter?

    Enquiring minds want to know!

  64. Puddybud spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 3:07 pm

    Yes, the silence is deafening. This tells me all I need to know!

  65. Yossarian spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 3:16 pm

    Puddybuddy – Give Roger a moment or two: I just spanked him pretty good in an earlier thread.

  66. Puddybud spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 4:00 pm

    Yossarian. These loony libruls have no idea what the Taliban do, stand for, and how they act. When confronted with the truth they enter 3 monkey on the fence mode!

  67. LauraBushKilledAGuy spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 4:46 pm

    The Taliban are the model for the republicans. They want a theocracy. They prove it every day by their actions. I know dozens of people who no longer go to church because it’s turned into a republican commercial. If there is a God, I am sure he’s plenty pissed at the cowardly Bush and his minions.

  68. Puddybud spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 5:13 pm

    Bullshit LauraBushKilledAGuy. Where in any URL do conservatives preach any of items in #59 or 60? Try again!

  69. Puddybud spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 5:15 pm

    LauraBushKilledAGuy: And you think God is happy with Partial Birth Abortion, Abortion, Gay Marriage etc.? Oh yeah.

  70. Puddybud spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 5:18 pm

    LauraBushKilledAGuy: LiberalRedneck crossed the line and you all are in circle the wagons mode. That’s why they send out the third line to take me on with a penalty. LauraBushKilledAGuy shoots and Puddy catches the weak wrist shot.

    Who’s next?

  71. dlaw spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 5:28 pm

    Canservatives have always, always, always, supported the use if illegal labor from using desperate Czechs to break the unions in the Pennsylvania coal mines, to making legal immigration so arduous and impossible through the Department of Homeland Security (except large cities with ports or levee systems) that the only rational choice is for people to go illegal.

    This Minutemen thing is a smokescreen. The Republicans will never, ever, ever do anything to penalize business people who employ illegal immigrants. Never. They have fought it quietly and effectively for decades.

    And employing illegal immigrants is a bad thing. Danny Westneat is wrong about that. Illegal immigrants don’t work at $9/hour jobs as “guest workers”. They work at factories, construction sites, slaugherhouses, homes and brothels with no protection because they are a legal underclass. They are constantly ripped off, taken advantage of and mistreated. They deserve one of two things:

    1)citizenship

    2)a ticket home, our apologies, a little money, or significant compensation from pour government for likely supporting the dictator who ripped their homeland apart.

    This “undocumented” crap is a lie. Liberals and Progressives make a terrible, terrible mistake by suggesting that millions of people should remain without the legal protection of citizenship or valid visas.

  72. LiberalRedneck spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 5:41 pm

    -No LiberalRedneck, you are just a fuckwad. Plain and simple.-

    Is this all you got, Puddy? I notice you didn’t even try to defend the reason your Talibangelist sect is the last demographic on earth to support Bush’s Iraq experiment.

    For more on the Puddybud Armageddonist approach to Foreign Policy, go here: http://www.antiwar.com/utley/?articleid=8588

    Now, Puddy – I can’t quite follow your incessant rambling about forced rapes and burcas (I get a real laugh when right wingers suddenly put on their feminist human rights mask after four decades of supporting human rights abuses) but apparently you haven’t read the news lately:

    Afghan faces death for rejecting Islam

    KABUL The judge presiding over the prosecution of an Afghan man facing the death penalty for converting from Islam to Christianity said Thursday that international pressure would not affect his rulings in the case.

    http://www.iht.com/articles/20.....afghan.php

    Oops! – right, Puddybud?

  73. proud leftist spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 5:50 pm

    dlaw @ 71
    Nice post. Immigration may be the timely wedge that splits the Republican coalition of the last 30 years apart. The traditional Republican business interests need their illegal labor. The blue collar Republicans who have ignored their economic interests because of the guns and gays positions of the party hate illegal labor. Watching the two sides have it out should be most entertaining. Think I’ll get some popcorn and a beer and sit back and watch.

  74. bill spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 6:01 pm

    Sorry puddy, I ran out of time, and you asked a lot of questions, but these are the ones I managed so far:

    1.) male circumcision serves the same purpose
    2.) not burqa’s but how is this different?
    3.) Kill people who convert from Christianity?
    4.) where do you suppose this guy got his ideas from?
    5.) I would call that reeducation, or an attempt at such
    6.) laws that ban abortion tend to insist that providers who practice abortions go to jail.
    7.) see 2
    8.) see 2
    9.) Men forced to grow beards?
    10.) Killing of women who see doctors without their male relatives?
    11.) Forbidding women to be educated?
    12.) Forbidding women to drive?
    13.) Forbidding women to be teachers?
    14.) Forbidding women to be doctors?
    15.) Jailing of NOW –Robertson did say they should be outlawed, I cant find the link though and cant support that.
    16.) what exactly did you think reparative therapy is anyway?

  75. Puddybud spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 6:06 pm

    Good try Liberal Redneck. You quote the Left Behind series, ridiculed as not Biblical. What Tim LaHaye and Jerry Jenkins write is in direct contradiction to Revelation and other New Testament books. You can choose to use that garbage. It is NOT Biblical. There is NO rapture. It is not found in the Bible!

    How does a person in Afghanistan work in America? I think it stinks what is happening to the Christian guy but we are not under sharia law.

    You are similar to Donnageddon. When the itemized list of what the Taliban does is presented to your sorry ass you now reject what they do?

    Last before I head to a concert let me address this crap: “Is this all you got, Puddy? I notice you didn’t even try to defend the reason your Talibangelist sect is the last demographic on earth to support Bush’s Iraq experiment.”

    1.) We are not Talibangelists! You must be a Talibangelist! You libruls try to force us to follow your librul policies. That is Talibangelism!

    2.) You libruls have never met a problem that you won’t create a program for! You waste money everywhere.

    The second line takes the penalty shot. Easily caught by the goalie.

  76. LiberalRedneck spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 6:21 pm

    -These loony libruls have no idea what the Taliban do, stand for, and how they act. When confronted with the truth they enter 3 monkey on the fence mode! –

    Heh heh. Another doozy from Puddybud. When Bush was negotiating with the Taliban to appease his Big Oil (UNOCAL) base, it was the Democrats who were sounding the alarm as the Taliban was blowing up Buddhist statues, and mistreating women. The GOP was virtually silent – until it suited their ever-changing political needs.

    And wasn’t it Bush who gave $100 million in aid to the Taliban just before 9-11? I wonder what they did with that money…hmmmm…. I’m sure it went to women and children, Puddybud.

    More proof Puddybud’s entire “moral argument” is just another smokescreen / GOP talking point:

    Bush officials continued to scold the Taliban for harboring terrorists and for the “cultural barbarism” of its March 16 destruction of Buddhist statues at Bamiyan. But the government’s impotence came through on March 29 when Eastham gave a long interview on PBS’s “The NewsHour With Jim Lehrer.” The transcript remained the State Department’s major policy statement until Sept. 11.

    “You have to take the country as it presents itself,” Eastham said. “The reality is that the Taliban do control most of the territory of Afghanistan.” Asked whether Washington might back the Taliban’s military opponents, he replied, “We don’t do that.”

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/.....ge=printer

    Take the country as it presents itself? Wow. That is some strong moral fiber, Puddybud!

    If you want me to embarrass you some more, I’m happy to oblige.

  77. LiberalRedneck spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 6:27 pm

    -Good try Liberal Redneck. You quote the Left Behind series, ridiculed as not Biblical. What Tim LaHaye and Jerry Jenkins write is in direct contradiction to Revelation and other New Testament books.-

    Wow, Puddybud – don’t you know saying that kind of thing is blasphemous? 70 million + copies sold? The Left Behind series didn’t become an international bestseller because we godless liberals were buying it up.

    Good try at running away from the GOP’s Talibangelist base, though. Funny to watch.

  78. LiberalRedneck spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 6:29 pm

    -You can choose to use that garbage. It is NOT Biblical. There is NO rapture. It is not found in the Bible!-

    Right, Puddybud. Bush’s right wing Christian base isn’t obsessed at all with End Times. Keep the laughs coming.

  79. dlaw spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 7:47 pm

    Proud Leftist @ 73

    I think you are right. There are always schisms between the middle income base of the party and the corporate elite.

  80. LauraBushKilledAGuy spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 8:13 pm

    Today was a great day. The traitor Deke Cunningham *republican of course* had to sit in prison and take it up the ass while the public bought his shit for pennies on the dollar. Several liberal groups were there bidding just for the sake of taking a righties shit away from him. It was awesome! Are you next Tommy Delay? Or how about WHAT A DICK Cheney? Which republican asshole goes to jail next?

  81. Puddybud spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 9:03 pm

    LiberalRedneck – Oil, Unocal theory debunked. All bullshit in your friends mind!

    http://www.spinsanity.org/columns/20020412.html

    And if you are referring to this book: Forbidden Truth: U.S.-Taliban Secret Oil Diplomacy, Saudi Arabia and the Failed Search for bin Laden = Seriously now LiberalRedneck, one of the authors was sued by the lies in the book and the losses caused him to close his company. You should do some research B4 you start using some examples.

  82. Puddybud spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 9:05 pm

    LiberalRedneck: Just because 70 million people have bought the book desn’t mean it’s correct!

    LiberalRedneck: What is the best selling book of all time? The Bible. You libruls say that’s incorrect!

  83. Puddybud spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 9:54 pm

    LiberalRedneck: The only blasphemy is disagreeing with God and His Son Jesus! That’s why many libruls will shocked when they wake up and find themselves in the resurrection of damnation!

    LiberalRedneck, since you seem to be such an expert on de Bible, riddle me this:

    Find in the Bible where it says when you did you automatically go to heaven. I’ll give you a hint. Frank Sinatra tried to buy his way into heaven with Pope John Paul II. Remember he was on his death bed and he would give $100 million for a better deal.

    http://www.victorzammit.com/archives/July2004.html

    “Highly credible afterlife evidence shows clearly that there is NO such thing as deathbed conversions. Nor is there such a thing as INDULGENCES (paying money to the priest to get you a better deal after you cross over). Nor does leaving money to the Church get you a better deal on crossing over. There is one irreversible universal law: Cause and Effect – you reap what you sow. Reports from the U.S. claim that singer Frank Sinatra allegedly gave the Pope (when he was in the U.S.) the sum of $100 million – obviously to get a better deal.”

    Now show me in the Bible where it says The Rapture will occur?

  84. KlakeSucksDick spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 9:54 pm

    Breaking news! Another, YES Another republican crook caught up in lobbying scandal. Republican culture of corruption explodes. America is seeing what you righties are really made of!

  85. Puddybud spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 10:00 pm

    For the Clueless will call for my banning although I am answering LiberalRedneck!

    So LiberalRedneck, you were circimcized and now you don’t enjoy sex? Did you ask your parents why they did it?

    LiberalRedneck, most likely I will not be visiting ASSes tomorrow. I have a presentation I have to post a rough draft by tomorrow evening so I will be busy. My job requires some prep time!

  86. dlaw spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 10:25 pm

    Puddy @ 83

    “Highly credible afterlife evidence” – that is funny stuff.

    It’s truly amazing that people can believe this shit.

  87. Rev. A.A. Tappman: Anabaptist spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 10:56 pm

    hOW ‘BOUT DISAGREEING WITH THE hOLY gHOST?

  88. YO spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 11:29 pm

    GBS ARE YOU FUCKING BRAIN DEAD.I TOLD YOU JCH WAS NOT SUPPLY.HE WAS SURFACE. SUPPLY IS 3100. AND FOR SOMEONE WHO GOT TOSSED OUT OF THE NAVY YOU GOT SOME BALLS GETTING ON OTHER PEOPLE.JUST TELL US YOUR RE CODE ON YOUR DD214.YOU WERE A LOSER IN THE NAVY AND IT SEEMS TO HAVE FOLLOWED YOU IN YOUR PRIVATE LIFE.DICK SUCK LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER.

  89. Donnageddon spews:

    Thursday, 3/23/06 at 11:39 pm

    YO: ALL CAPS.. and no brains

  90. Drivel spews:

    Friday, 3/24/06 at 4:39 am

    YO took his viagra again, always gets his CAPS UP

  91. Puddybud spews:

    Friday, 3/24/06 at 6:08 am

    This GBS – YO argument is interesting but nauseating.

    GBS: There seems to be a disconnect. As an innocent bystander, why did you get the short end of the stick? Why did you get the captain’s mast and didn’t it basically end your career? Did you get a rank reduction? This argument seems to be like the Swift Boat Vets against JFK. You attack JCH in the open for what he wrote. YO attacks you for something you are hiding? What piece, if any, of this puzzle does YO think he has on you?

    I, for one, think you made a credible attack on JCH and his shifting sand story. The repetition of daily posting for Rabbit Pellet’s amusement is nauseating. But it does give license to YO to do the same thing to you which again, is nauseating. Both of you are in this continual repetition mode. Why not clear this thing up once and for all and we can all move on to more pressing things like the lack of brain capacity of certain libruls here?

  92. Puddybud spews:

    Friday, 3/24/06 at 6:19 am

    DLaw: Last post for the day unless I finish these projects early.

    The Bible does mention an afterlife. Only after a resurrection. What I have asked is, if 1 Thess 4 and 1 Cor 15 and Hebrews and Revelation tell us about resurrection, why would God contradict Himself and:

    1.) Accept good and bad people into heaven upon death
    2.) Send them back to the grave for resurrection
    -One to the Resurrection of life
    -One to the Resurrection of Damnation
    3.) Why would the Holy City come down from Heaven to Earth if Heaven is on Earth?
    4.) The Big one: Why will God rain down fire and brimstone that will even kill Satan (Lucifer) and all those evil ones from the resurrection of damnation (atheists included) once and for all?

    DLaw: You do remember where Jesus tells Caiaphas the high priest that he will see Jesus coming in the clouds of Glory. Can you imagine being resurrected to see Jesus coming and then dying again due to being a sinner? You do know that Caiaphas sinned when he ripped his seamless outer linen ephod robe? Since liberalredneck placed Leviticus in one of his posts read about the priest activities and what is a death sentence to the high priest!

    Here is a great question DLaw. Why do people name their sons Hayseus – Jesus (espanol, but no one names their sons Lucifer?

    I may be back later but two emails just arrived as I was typing this at 6:12 AM! Oh boy!!!!!

  93. Puddybud spews:

    Friday, 3/24/06 at 6:32 am

    Oops DLaw one other thing:

    Seems like most libruls want to lump conservatives in the same group but get soooooo pissed when we lump all libruls as loony eat shit and bark at the moon moby trolls.

    I have emphatically stated many times to all the ASSHeads that I do not like Jerry Falwell, Ralph Reed, James Dobson, or Pat Pobertson. Maybe other conservatives like them but I don’t. Search ASSes and you will find me writing this many times.

    This is why I abhor the Talibangelist labeling. Let me state it again for these pinhead assholes on the left:
    1.) I am against abortion. If donks want to perform donkoinfanticide to cull your herd, so be it.
    2.) I am against gay marriage. Civil Unions, etc. I have no problem with. God created marriage between a man and a woman. The media is leading the drum roll for gay marriage because they are NOT Neutral here. Since most media types >85%, vote donko can you see my point in slanting the story. Revisit the Pew study Rufus placed on people trusting the media. They trust Rush Limbaugh more than the NY Times. Why is that? It’s obvious librul moonbats!
    3.) What Great Society programs have libruls created that enhanced and strengthened the inner city black family? Name one?
    4.) What programs are you going to provide for us in the future that will replace failed 40 years of Great Society programs to enhance inner city schools, drop crime, improve minority family life? I have all year to wait for that non-answer!

  94. Puddybud spews:

    Friday, 3/24/06 at 6:34 am

    In the words of Anne Robinson for libruls: “You are the Weakest Link. Goodbye!”

  95. Puddybud spews:

    Friday, 3/24/06 at 7:16 am

    Goldy, this is an addiction when posting against libruls.

    I wrote as my first eight entries:
    1.) Clitorectomies on women so they don’t enjoy sex?
    2.) Women wearing burqas?
    3.) Kill people who convert from Christianity?
    4.) Kill abortion doctors?
    5.) Reeducation of abortion mothers?
    6.) Jailing of abortion providers?
    7.) Forbidding the wearing of nail polish?
    8.) Forbidding the showing of a woman’s ankles?

    LiberalRedneck tried to respond with:
    1.) male circumcision serves the same purpose = So in your mind cutting off a woman’s (fun stick) clitoris is equal to removing the penile foreskin? Maybe that’s why black men tend to have larger ones. We don’t have that shock at birth! Yours is shocked into shrinkage!!! Now I know why you don’t enjoy sex. You can’t feel anything!!!! HA :) HA ;) HA :) HA ;) HA

    Oh no For the Clueless will call for my banning as I called it a fun stick!

    2.) not burqa’s but how is this different? = Where did Pat Robertson, and his ilk say this? Remember my question LiberalRedneck?
    3.) Kill people who convert from Christianity?
    4.) where do you suppose this guy got his ideas from? = Where did Pat Robertson, and his ilk say this? Remember my question LiberalRedneck? SO if I say where does the ELF, PETA, GLAAD, etc get their ideas from it’s the same? Wrongo! Your stretch doesn’t work here!
    5.) I would call that reeducation, or an attempt at such = = Where did Pat Robertson, and his ilk say this? Remember my question LiberalRedneck? Showing the “mother” what the baby really looks like instead of the librul view of a foetus as a lifeless blob of protoplasm (DONNAGEDDON), is clarifying what a baby is. Wrongo again!
    6.) laws that ban abortion tend to insist that providers who practice abortions go to jail. = Is abortion banned in the US? Good try.
    7.) see 2 = Where did Pat Robertson, and his ilk say this? Remember my question LiberalRedneck?
    8.) see 2= Where did Pat Robertson, and his ilk say this? Remember my question LiberalRedneck?

    Nice try LR. There were eight shots taken in rapid succession by the LiberalRedneck! None got through and many were deflected into the librul crowd.

    I wait for the more astute ASSHEad members to tackle this. You are not scoring LiberalRedneck!!! Now back to work!

  96. Puddybud spews:

    Friday, 3/24/06 at 8:31 am

    Earlier yesterday I asked:

    Rabbit Pellet: Are you a LiberalRedneck supporter?
    GBS: Are you a LiberalRedneck supporter?
    Dr E.: Are you a LiberalRedneck supporter?
    Mr X.: Are you a LiberalRedneck supporter?
    DJ: Are you a LiberalRedneck supporter?
    Goldy: Are you a LiberalRedneck supporter?

    Enquiring minds want to know!

    Commentby Puddybud— 3/23/06@ 2:27 pm

    SO NOW WE KNOW! NO ONE WOULD DARE ANSWER ME. AFRAID OF LEAVING THE RESERVATION? AFRAID OF RIDICULE? YOU ALL SUPPORT THIS TYPE OF LANGUAGE. INTERESTING VIEW OF LIFE FROM MOONBAT LIBRULS. I EXPECTED THIS FROM RUJAX, DONNAGEDDON OR HORSELESS LOOSELIPS. NOW WE ALL KNOW WHOM WE ARE DEALING WITH ON ASSES. THANKS FOR PLAYING

  97. GBS spews:

    Friday, 3/24/06 at 10:06 am

    Puddybud @ 91:

    If you’re interested in my punishment for striking an officer I’ve posted it already in detail, but I’ll highlight some of it again. I was a “frocked” 2nd class (E-5), which means I was authorized to wear and receive the privileges of the rank, but, I was still technically a 3rd class pay grade (E-4), so my reduction in rank took me down to Fireman (E-3) worst of all possible scenarios when getting busted in rank. Plus I did a 45/45, 45 days restricted to base, 45 days extra duty plus a butt load of fines. It wasn’t the career ender because Article 90 of the UCMJ provides a defense clause for striking an officer. Since the jarhead was running his mouth in a manner that was “unbecoming of an officer” it provided some cover for me, although I was in the wrong to initiate the contact / smack down.

    Since I had some cover, the CO opted to hand down the punishment instead of sending it to Courts Martial. This was somewhat of a sham in my opinion because they were making an example out of me for striking an officer, but the reality is, none of the ZEROES wanted to go to Courts Martial. Can you imagine, the Marine officer having to give sworn testimony in a CM regarding his conduct in public? He was happier to receive a letter of reprimand, instead of proving in court that he was drinking too much and running his mouth, which caused the incident. In fact, in a CM, I may have gotten off scot-free. And, the officer may have been separated from the service for bad conduct. This way, the officer gets to stay in, the enlisted guy gets made an example of, and the government doesn’t flush a lot money down the drain that it invested in both of us.

    YO has absolutely nothing on me. So he can FUCK OFF for all I care. I owe him no explanations. When I do owe him one he’ll get it, until then he’ll have to settle for what he’s getting now or try to force one out of me physically. To which I say, Good Fucking Luck, Chump!

    JCH claims to be a surface line officer. How do we know he’s not lying about that? We already know he’s an unqualified liar. Do you trust his words, Puddybud?

    The most important thing about this feud, if you will, is that JCH tried to make me out as the person lying. It’s one thing to spin one story and then tell another. It’s quite another when your lies are being used against someone else’s personal integrity.

    Let me put it this way: what if I was posted that I showed up for the lunch and you were a really white guy and PacMan was just Puddybud’s imaginary friend. All a “figment of Puddybud’s vivid imagination”? But, you had my words earlier on the blog to the contrary that you were two black men. How would you react to an attack on your personal integrity?

    That, Puddybud, is the defining issue.

    When YO can catch ME lying, then, and only then, do I “give license to YO to do the same thing to you”(me).

    Until that happens YO can FUCK OFF, AGAIN!

    Plus he writes like a fucking dumb chimp. He’s an embarrassment to sailors everywhere. He destroys my argument that only the smartest and the best go into the navy and the dumbest go into the marines. With posts like his, he makes a GED equivalent marine look smart.

  98. GBS spews:

    Friday, 3/24/06 at 10:15 am

    I’ll support Liberal Red Neck to have his own opinions. Hell, I probably even agree with a lot of them.

    What’s the problem, Puddybud?

  99. LiberalRedneck spews:

    Friday, 3/24/06 at 10:19 am

    “LiberalRedneck, most likely I will not be visiting ASSes tomorrow. I have a presentation I have to post a rough draft by tomorrow evening so I will be busy. ”

    Wow, Puddybud. You can’t get anything right, can you? Do you wake up at 5:30 every morning to exorcise your demons?

    “Find in the Bible where it says when you did you automatically go to heaven. I’ll give you a hint. Frank Sinatra tried to buy his way into heaven with Pope John Paul II. Remember he was on his death bed and he would give $100 million for a better deal.”

    Is Puddybud actually serious? Or he one of those circus trolls, trying to make everybody think he’s stone cold crazy? It’s tough to tell.

    “Why will God rain down fire and brimstone that will even kill Satan (Lucifer) and all those evil ones from the resurrection of damnation (atheists included) once and for all?”

    Even notice how mentally ill people always seem to be attracted to the darkest side of religion?

    “male circumcision serves the same purpose = So in your mind cutting off a woman’s (fun stick) clitoris is equal to removing the penile foreskin? Maybe that’s why black men tend to have larger ones. ”

    Um, Puddybud, it’s pretty obvious now you have some serious issues going on….

    “I am against abortion. If donks want to perform donkoinfanticide to cull your herd, so be it.”

    Something tells me you’re never (ever) going to have to deal with this issue yourself, Puddybud. I don’t think procreating is in your future.

    Oh well, at least these whackos are entertaining. Puddybud doesn’t give modern Christianity a good name, though.

  100. LiberalRedneck spews:

    Friday, 3/24/06 at 10:22 am

    I think Puddybud is just Jack Chick posting in disguise!

    http://www.chick.com

  101. bill spews:

    Friday, 3/24/06 at 10:34 am

    Ok, puddy, liberalredneck didnt post that reply, I did. You never asked when Robertson and his ilk said it, you asked when conservatives called for those. And I included links, try clicking on some of them.

  102. bill spews:

    Friday, 3/24/06 at 10:35 am

    And yes, we noticed that you ignored 16 completly.

  103. Puddybud spews:

    Friday, 3/24/06 at 10:51 am

    GBS: Thanks for the reply. Seems logical. YO you must stop the attacks on GBS. He fully described the incident. When I meet him I can ask two questions looking at his pupils. It will tell me what he is living. SO YO I CAN NO LONGER SUPPORT YOUR POSITION.

    Now JCH, I CAN SUPPORT GBS’ attacks on you. You wrote two different responses.

    See libruls, my conservative makeup allows me to say this. What is your librul makeup that keeps you from identifying good vs. evil in your own peeps? Never blog negative on ASSes?

  104. Puddybud spews:

    Friday, 3/24/06 at 10:55 am

    Bill I missed your response to LiberalRedneck. I thought LiberalRedneck wrote the response. I apologize for not giving you credit.

    I didn’t get to 16. If what wikipedia says is true, I can’t support that. If you say you’re gay I’ll believe you! You don’t have to demonstrate your gayness to prove it. I can’t support mind attacks. Now you libruls can understand why the people are becoming more conservative as they are no longer under the librul mind attacks as the Internet has freed them from SeeBS, NBC, Clinton News Network, or ABC.

  105. Puddybud spews:

    Friday, 3/24/06 at 11:05 am

    Notice LiberalRedneck attacks me, not the arguments put forth. That’s okay LiberalRedneck. Isn’t that the standard librul response when the argument is too difficult, attack and smear the attacker?

    Donnageddon says provide links. Citation please is his favorite blog entry. Then when confronted with his own words he tries to weasel out of it. GBS says I provide too many links. He says I bury libruls in documentation. Everything I provide is irrefutable evidence of my argument. And For the Clueless, I haven’t used any of your favorite right-wing web sites! My way of dissecting your simplistic argument!

    Frank Sinatra did it. God said it. Revelation describes it. I mistakenly thought you said male circumcision. Sorry Bill. But the comment does stand. Does it affect your performance?

    What is so interesting in this discussion is the personal attacks on me by the lower tier of ASSHeads, while the upper tier of ASSHeads are quiet.

    Rujax, donnageddon, tree frog farmer, horseless looselips and similar ASSHeads are the third tier. You can identify them by their blog entries. No information just attacks. They are not the geniuses of ASSHeads!

  106. Puddybud spews:

    Friday, 3/24/06 at 11:06 am

    GBS: The question was do you support LiberalRedneck in call conservatives Talibangelists? It’s a very simple yes or no!

  107. Puddybud spews:

    Friday, 3/24/06 at 11:09 am

    Oops… in calling conservatives…

  108. Puddybud spews:

    Friday, 3/24/06 at 11:33 am

    Hey libruls: Save post #103. I told Yo to stop his attacks on GBS. So when I refer to this entry, I expect all ASSHeads to have this saved on their workstations!

  109. For the Clueless spews:

    Friday, 3/24/06 at 11:37 am

    105 – Liar. You stopped linking and quoting wingnut sites when I and others called you on it.

    Oh by the way – choke on this. Hope you never relied on him for “new information”.

  110. Puddybud spews:

    Friday, 3/24/06 at 12:26 pm

    Karmaboy For the Clueless, did you forget the daily countdown I did for months where everyday you visited Daily Kos to receive daily direction and I DID NOT VISIT FREE REPUBLIC? Yes, the little librul mind has an epileptic seizure upon revisiting the truth.

    Wow For the Clueless took some Viagra and his brain engaged. Uhh, wrongo Karmaboy. I always chose the MSM first. You need to go back and view many of my URL overload postings. I select NewsMax, WSJ, WA Times and other sites when the MSM choose not to cover a story, like the Voting Scam in California by the ex-SoS. There was no mention of the story ever in the LA Times. Unlike you For the Clueless, I receive over 30 emails a day from various sites and I also visit DailyRotation.Com. There is no librul bullshit that my upright hand doesn’t deflect.

  111. Puddybud spews:

    Friday, 3/24/06 at 12:30 pm

    KarmaBoy For the Clueless: If you read what I wrote when I told rujax that Steve Guilliard is not the black blogging person to worship, I told him I had not read any of Ben Domenech’s writings. I have been too busy fighting the bullshit of the Northwestern Division of eat shit and bark at the moon librul moby trolls of ASSes!

  112. bill spews:

    Friday, 3/24/06 at 12:49 pm

    Read that link I provided, the only reason for perfoming male circumcision in the US was a misguided attempt to prevent masturbation in the late 1800. Since the mid 30’s weve known that it only serves to desensitise men. This is an unnecessary operation that endangers the lives of newborns, and really is only performed out of habit for the most part.

    Now, given that the point is to prevent at least some enjoyment of sex, once again I ask, how is that different from female circumcision (other than the fact that the operation is generally botched in third world countries and too much gets taken off)?

    There is nothing wrong with someone able to choose that when of age to make a choice, but performing it on newborns is a bit twisted, don’t you think?

    You said that as proof that there is not attempt to establish an American theocracy, that noone in the US is trying to call for those 16 items, I showed you links demonstrating that indeed there have been calls for many of them. In fact I was rushed when making the list, there really are stronger sites out there.

    It is not the case that all christians or all conservatives are trying to establish an american theocracy, but it is nonsense to say noone is. You seem to have criteria for what would entail a theocracy, well take a look, there are people in this country who have called for more than half that list.

  113. Puddybud spews:

    Friday, 3/24/06 at 1:10 pm

    So Bill in all fairness, you did try to answer me. Let’s look at things chronologically. When did you libruls start calling conservatives Talibangelists? 50 years ago? 30 years ago? 10 years ago? Only these past few years. Therefore and rightly so, I asked for URLs asking for these activities over the past few years. You can navigate all the way back to the 1800s all you want but I am looking for answers from 2001 and beyond.

    If you can’t produced credible evidence and I’ll wait, then tell the real ignorant assholes; yes, that’s all three tiers of you ASSHeads to come up with another moniker because Talibangelist is very incorrect! Me, I look at ELF, PETA, GLAAD, GLA and their ilk as the Talibangelist of libruls!!!! But you’ll never see me write that as an attack. Well, maybe I will now!

  114. For the Clueless spews:

    Friday, 3/24/06 at 1:10 pm

    I receive over 30 emails a day from various sites

    Terrific. Wingnut Talking point bullsh*t. Puddy Pod Person indeed!

  115. Puddybud spews:

    Friday, 3/24/06 at 1:17 pm

    So Bill, if you want me to:

    1.) Beat your wife in public
    2.) Support others to beat your wife in public
    3.) Call for the forcible rape of your wife and your daughters as a penalty for your drunk driving or speeding or thievery
    4.) Force your wife to walk 5-10 paces behind you?
    5.) Force your daughter to be fully covered in 90 degree weather?
    6.) Call for the honor killing of your sister or cousin because you found out she had premarital sex? Check this out!

    http://www.jewishtribune.ca/tr.....07-10.html

    Let me know when you finally think we are Talibangelists. I’ll lead the charge for these and sharia law! It will be funny watching white people react to not being able to sun tan in the summer. My wife and I along with our children have our natural tans!!!!

  116. GBS spews:

    Friday, 3/24/06 at 1:30 pm

    Puddybud:

    As a friend, let me just say, if I were you, I would NOT stroll down that path.

    Just trust me on this one. Remember I’m not all college edu-muh-cated like you, but I have a great memory for the details.

    The specific incident I’ recalling doesn’t involve you directly, per se, but I’d leave it alone all the same.

    I’m just sayin’ as a friend — don’t wag that finger you’re about to wag.

  117. bill spews:

    Friday, 3/24/06 at 1:30 pm

    How long ago were blue laws struck down? Yes, I have seen calls to reinstate them. It is ludicrous to say that there is no comparison because the fine details are different. When you call for laws that are based on religious law, you are doing the same thing.

    Is evangelicals trying to establish a theocracy a new thing since 2001? No, the moral majority started up in the mid 80s, and yes there have been folks objecting to that since then. The point is, you may object to the ‘Talibangelists’ term all day, it doesnt negate the fact that many in the religious right have been trying to destroy the establishment clause for twenty years now.

  118. GBS spews:

    Friday, 3/24/06 at 1:33 pm

    Puddybud gotta run, the towncar will be here soon.

    I’ll yack at ya later. Keep cool while I’m gone.

    Peace out!
    GBS

  119. Puddybud spews:

    Friday, 3/24/06 at 1:33 pm

    Karma Cluelessness: Those 30 web sites a day are mostly MSM. How come I can post from the Atlanta, Philadelphia, NY, Detroit, LA, Houston, etc. and the UK so fast? Because Karma For the Clueless I read and process information quickly. I can put up my hand and deflect the librul MSM bullshit. I don’t have to URL find much stuff.

    Are you jealous Karma For the Cluelessness? I can give you pointers. Maybe you need MemoProve!

  120. Puddybud spews:

    Friday, 3/24/06 at 1:44 pm

    Something else the For the Cluelessness one forgets. I travel all the time. I have to be current on the events of that city. I use these sites as my way to understand their issues!!! You call that being a Pod Person. I thought Pod People like you live in the Daily Kos, Media Matters, etc. cocoon! That’s you For the Clueless

  121. Puddybud spews:

    Friday, 3/24/06 at 1:46 pm

    So Bill you 100% support LibralRedneck’s use of that term?

  122. Puddybud spews:

    Friday, 3/24/06 at 1:47 pm

    Karma For the Cluelessness: Did you try DailyRotation.Com?

  123. Puddybud spews:

    Friday, 3/24/06 at 1:51 pm

    Oops. As I went downstairs I realized the small librul mind held in the For the Cluelessness Cranial Orifice may explode looking at over 300 websites in one location!!!! This is part of my industry. Then I navigate to the local newspaper! I realize the slow of foot like Karma Cluelessness will overload!

    Donnageddon, Rujax and Tree Frog Farmer, this could assist in you in your IQ elevation!!!

  124. Puddybud spews:

    Friday, 3/24/06 at 1:54 pm

    And Bill you support the PETA, GLA, GLAAD, ELF ‘Talibangelists’?

  125. Puddybud spews:

    Friday, 3/24/06 at 3:56 pm

    Yeah Bill I knew you’d go quiet, like all the other ASSHeads here. You eat shit and bark at the moon libruls support the destruction of other people’s property because it makes you feel good!

  126. For the Clueless spews:

    Friday, 3/24/06 at 4:46 pm

    Wingnut Bullsh*t. Dishonest arguments. Ad-hominem. Lies. Puddyworld.

  127. LiberalRedneck spews:

    Friday, 3/24/06 at 4:56 pm

    -You eat shit and bark at the moon libruls support the destruction of other people’s property because it makes you feel good! –

    Wow. It’s real clear you are a God-fearing Christian, Puddy. With “Christians” like you running around, who needs Satanists?

    We go quiet, because it’s kinda senseless to communicate with unstable Talibangelists. I mean, what are we supposed to make of this drivel:

    “It will be funny watching white people react to not being able to sun tan in the summer. My wife and I along with our children have our natural tans!!!! “

  128. Puddybud spews:

    Friday, 3/24/06 at 5:22 pm

    LR: Exactly what it means. You have never been in an Islamic country. I have been to over 10. These are the hard core ones! I doubt if you ever been out of the NW the way to talk. You have never seen a woman in oppressive 90-90 weather fully covered. You white people would go ballistic when you realize what sharia law is and the required covering Islam requires. You have no cotton-picking idea. And I’m the Talibangelist? You librul donks hate capitalism so much you fail to see that China now has a yacht tax. They are embracing captialism while asswipes such as yourself run away from it. SO to us conservatives you must like Islam. Go live in it.

    Librulism, Stupid and deviod of ideas. How do I already know your playbook? Older brother, Manhattan, works with big time donks in many fields doing SOX and HIPPA assessments.

  129. Puddybud spews:

    Friday, 3/24/06 at 5:25 pm

    Karma For the Clueless in @126? Dishonest wingnut bullshit. I live the capitlaist dream. Make big bucks doing something I love. You slave for the man making pee-nutz! Spelled correctly for this example. All you do is piss away the the bucks you make going nutz working for the man!

  130. Puddybud spews:

    Friday, 3/24/06 at 5:30 pm

    LR: Tell me the good that ELF did bombing the UW? Tell me the good they did burning the cars in California and Oregon? How about torching the house on Camano Island? Or letting the mink go from the farm in Monroe when they can’t feed themsleves and become food for carnivores in the area?

    Tell the good PETA does stripping in public to protest animals? Tell the good PETA does when the throw dye on someone’s coat and the dye gets on the person?

    Need I say more about GLAAD and GLA, with they great nudism on floats kissing and grabbing each other in fornt of little kids? Yeah!

    Linrul eat shit and bark at the moon dummies. You support the wackos that islamofascists hate, and you don’t even get the message even after Osama told you all about why he attacked America. Every time he posts another tape, go to Al Jazeera and get the unfiltered translation, the one the MSM hides from your dumb ass. Read what other things he says besides “I hate Bush”. That’s the only thing the MSM prints because they know libruls can only process one message at a time.

  131. Puddybud spews:

    Friday, 3/24/06 at 5:31 pm

    Errata:
    with their great nudism

    each other in front of

    Librul eat shit and

  132. bill spews:

    Friday, 3/24/06 at 11:23 pm

    no, asshole, some of us have a life. Lets see, no I dont support ELF or PETA (unless you’re talking about ‘People Eating Tasty Animals’) I am not sure what exactly you’ve got against GLAAD, unless you only feel like freedom of speech should occur if someone agrees with you.

    However, talking to you is pointless, you keep ignoring anything that might point out that you’ve a misconception about anything. You’ve no right whatsoever to demand a response from me, you STILL havent actually read the links and really responded, except to admit you were wrong about 16.

    So what else are you wrong about? I’ve notice that anytime you do get shown to be wrong about something all you can do is drop back and hurl insults.

    In the puddy universe anyone who shows puddy is wrong about something must be an asshole. Even if they are right, right?

  133. bill spews:

    Friday, 3/24/06 at 11:27 pm

    No, I didnt use the phrase ‘Talibangelist’. Its to convienient and jingoistic, and instead of debating an american theocracy we end up debating terminology.

    However, you’ve still not responded to the concept that some americans, and I am starting to think you may be included among them, are trying to establish a theocraticly controled government in the US and destroy the establishment clause.

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