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Drinking Liberally

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The Seattle chapter of Drinking Liberally meets tonight (and every Tuesday), 8PM at the Montlake Ale House, 2307 24th Avenue E. Alas, I cannot attend, as I have been invited to join a panel at the International Association of Business Communicators Seattle chapter’s annual Media Evening.

Comments

  1. You LEFTIST PINHEADS will need this night out to try and drink away you memories of today!!

    Drive safely!

    I take that back….call a cab.

  4. I was so hoping you’d be going to Montlake tonight, so that I could mention that I’ve posted to my blog four, count ’em, four times in the last week.

    Oh… I suppose I just mentioned it anyway, without actually lifting a glass with you.

  5. Appropriate; Montlake, Fremont, Wallingford. How about chancing it at a Hooters or Applebys’

  7. Reply to 6, that sounds like your speed, C, and Righton’s too. It wouldn’t surprise me if you two are Sugar’s habitue. Do your wives know where you are? No, of course not. You’re still alive.

  9. Applebys meant why don’t you Montlake bedwetters go to a real blue collar, fat white people place and get off your high horses.

  12. righton @5…if you go and check out the king5 story about the election and click on the part that says “judge considered fair” they quote you at the bottom…thought you would like that.

  13. Nin–@11
    It’s amazing to me the tips a 370 lb. dancer can rake in in one evening.
    She pays her taxes too!!

    And, thank God, she isn’t a government worker blogging on government time on a government computer with a government internet connect in a government office in a government building.

    I do wish she would shower BEFORE she comes home.
    And her “pole-dance” is the only one in the Country done with a flagpole the diameter of whatever the hell is holding up the Alaskan Way Viaduct!

  14. cool, gotta go check it out. Go shark (and his foil goldy) go…

    I just hope he rides a Harley

  16. Ain’t it just like a Republican to pay a cover charge to see his own wife dancing nekkid? You go, Cynical!

  17. I don’t have to pay a cover thatPrick.
    I get to see her practice fer free!!!!!!!
    However, when she practices at home, I have to first take down all the pictures and mirrors off the walls and put stuff the China cabinet with some packing material. We learned that 370 lbs. moving at warp speed is akin to about a 6.3 on the Richter scale.

  18. Cyn, I hope your house’s framing is bolted to the foundation. If it isn’t you better get some earthquake insurance!

  20. Gotta be a consevative broad (pun intended). But if you were the avg queen anne lib, “she” might be transgendered or some other tbd classification (an intentional dig at the whacko classifications the left wants, not a dig on gay folk (who aren’t transgendered)

  21. righton–
    Actually, she’s damn near 3 broads all rolled into one enormous package. Part of her is conservative…that part is the brain.
    Part of her is liberal…that’s called her heart.

    And a small part of her is LEFTIST PINHEAD…that’s called her rectum!!

  22. Does Mrs. C know you’re posting past your bedtime? No, of course not. You’re still alive.

  24. If we call a cab, how the hell are we going to find our cars in the morning? You should all thank God that Sam Kinison passed our way. And you should all hope that Rev. Dobson gets fucked in the ass by a crazed elephant.

  26. HOWS THE HANGOVER THIS MORNING YALL?
    (Sorry, didn’t mean to say that so loudly)

    hows the hangover this morning yall?

    Drunken liberal stupor. A sight not to be behold.

  29. Appropriate; Montlake, Fremont, Wallingford. How about chancing it at a Hooters or Applebys’

    Applebys meant why don’t you Montlake bedwetters go to a real blue collar, fat white people place and get off your high horses.

    Righton, I helped start up the DL meetings here. We agreed on the Montlake because it was centrally located, was pretty quiet, has a pretty decent beer selection, and is generally not a smoky place. Feel free to throw me a suggestion for a bar with real blue collar, fat white people, and I’ll see if I can have it re-scheduled there for a week.

    The Reload crew, for a couple of years, held our Friday happy Hour at the Mustard Seed Too in Bellevue Crossroads, not exactly a hoity-toity establishment. We were always welcome there, even with several Middle Easterners (and a Frenchman, no less) in the group loudly ridiculing our dear President. Don’t underestimate how tolerant blue collar, fat white people are.

  30. I don’t think that he was referring to tolerance per se.
    It’s a known fact that blue collar fat white people tolerate pretentious, misguided, loud, obnoxious liberals quite well.

    The real criteria needs to be the beer.
    If the beer sucks, consists solely of Silver Bullet and Bushwiper, then, no, don’t go there.

    Instead, how about a finely crafted Atomic Ale?
    Something stout from Ice Harbor Brewery?
    A Rattlesnake Brewery hefe or pale ale?

    Now you’re talking.

  31. Comment on 30

    You call that blue collar? You don’t even know what blue collar is. I’ll tell you what blue collar is. Bud on tap.

  33. Patrick, blue collar is when you ask them what beers they have and they tell you “both kinds, Bud and Bud Light”

  35. what the fuck?
    You think that blue collar means crappy beer?
    That’s pretty damn condescending.
    Ya, I guess you showed who’s for real and who’s the pansie-ass macho wannabes.

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