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Whoever is tapping my phones, could you please do it right?

by Goldy — Wednesday, 10/1/08, 8:47 am

Once again there is this irritating “off the hook” tone emanating from somewhere around my house. It’s not coming from inside my house, rather I think from the vicinity of the telephone pole right outside my back door.  I’ve noticed this tone periodically over the past couple months, and while perhaps it’s only a coincidence, it only seems to occur a couple minutes after I hang up my phone, usually after talking to one of my many terrorist comrades.  Weird.

Also, damn annoying.  So since I figure if somebody is tapping my phone they must also be reading my blog… could you please send a technician by to fix this damn thing?  It’s giving me a headache.

UPDATE:
The tone has stopped.  Thanks for the prompt service.

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  1. 1

    rhp6033 spews:

    Wednesday, 10/1/08 at 9:05 am

    I doubt it’s the federal government. The NSA gives digital recordings of your calls to Karl Rove operatives directly from the Qwest switchboard, they may or may not file a report on it later under FISA.

    It might, however, be a local wingnut who still does phone taps the old-fashioned way – by tapping into the line between the pole and your house.

  2. 2

    YLB spews:

    Wednesday, 10/1/08 at 9:22 am

    If you have broadband, switch to Vonage. I’ve got two lines and it costs me 31 bucks a month with the taxes and fees

    One line will cost around 20 dollars a month for 500 minutes of talk time.

    It took me a while to get the right quality of service settings for my router but it’s pretty doable.

    Of course the government and/or enterprising BIAW-hired private detective can still tap your line and intercept the communications.

  3. 3

    ivan spews:

    Wednesday, 10/1/08 at 9:22 am

    Hey Goldy:

    What’s the margin of error for that telephone poll right outside your back door? ;-)

  4. 4

    David B. spews:

    Wednesday, 10/1/08 at 9:24 am

    LOL! Funniest update ever.

  5. 5

    Marvin Stamn spews:

    Wednesday, 10/1/08 at 9:38 am

    Goldy thinks he’s important enough for someone to tap his phone.
      
    Priceless.

  6. 6

    YLB spews:

    Wednesday, 10/1/08 at 9:50 am

    A certain right wing idiot thinks anyone cares what he has to say.

    Priceless.

  7. 7

    michael spews:

    Wednesday, 10/1/08 at 9:56 am

    You know it’s got to be Republicans, they have a track record of screwing that sort of thing up and getting caught.

  8. 8

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 10/1/08 at 10:16 am

    @5 You think we care what you think.

    Funny.

  9. 9

    Goldy spews:

    Wednesday, 10/1/08 at 10:18 am

    Ivan… you try typing coherently with that noise in the background.

  10. 10

    spewy spews:

    Wednesday, 10/1/08 at 10:45 am

    I have read at Kos that they are coming to take you away, ha-ha.

  11. 11

    Trigg # 1 spews:

    Wednesday, 10/1/08 at 11:19 am

    called the Palin effect on pinko commie types

    next, the head actually explodes in the midst of defecating

  12. 12

    wes.in.wa spews:

    Wednesday, 10/1/08 at 11:21 am

    If you didn’t see the technicians arrive, there’s a chance they’re camping in your attic.

  13. 13

    ArtFart spews:

    Wednesday, 10/1/08 at 1:15 pm

    Some poor Qwest technician probably climbed the pole to test a line and left his handset hooked up.

  14. 14

    rhp6033 spews:

    Wednesday, 10/1/08 at 3:51 pm

    Art @ 13: You may be on to something.

    A HVAC contractor came to our office, was up in the ceiling tiles working on the HVAC vents. Shortly after he left, we started hearing a strange telephone ringing. It took a while to find it. He had left his cell phone in our ceiling!

  15. 15

    Goldy Cardinal Goldstein spews:

    Wednesday, 10/1/08 at 6:31 pm

    Same people who litter the grounds of stately Goldstein Manor with gooey condoms.

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