Who Wants to Dump a Bucket of Ice Water Over My Head?

So, a “friend” of mine has called me out for the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, and I figured as long as it’s raising money for a good cause, I might as well make the most of it by auctioning off the honor of dumping a bucket of freezing cold ice water over my head. (I first offered the honor to Tim Eyman, but as usual, he hasn’t responded to my email. Something I’ve said?)

Here’s the deal: I’ll bring the camera to film it, and you bring the bucket of ice water—as big and as cold as you can manage with two hands. The bigger the bucket, the more I suffer. How’s that for an enticement, trolls?

The bidding starts now in the comment thread of this post, and goes on for the next 24 hours. All proceeds go to the ALS Foundation.


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    Roger Rabbit spews:

    @1 Our team, our team … you love to talk about yourself … if you’re not gonna bid, don’t spam the thread!

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    No Time for Fascists spews:

    It would somehow appropriate for Cheapshot Bob to bid big and then not pay his debt.

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    Theophrastus spews:

    this is frustrating. i’d be ‘in’ for this worthy matter, but value my oh-so-precious anonymity. come’on one of you who doesn’t have stupid baggage get in there and dunk Goldy!

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    Roger Rabbit spews:

    @7 It’s more about money. (I feel a need to explain this to you because I know you’re too dumb to figure it out on your own.)

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    Puddybud - The One The Only spews:

    Well libtard DIPSHITS Puddy would post the video butt then you’d know who Puddy is besides Da Perfessa and Goldy and NoBalls the IDIOT Wabbit. Our team at work is 17 people.

    BTW the water challenge includes a charitable contribution to ALS. We say All Libtards Suck! Mrs Puddy’s work group is also doing it. Mrs. Puddy giving $100 instead!

    Man it really sux to be you creeps!