Good morning. You can sign up for free testing kits from the government. Couldn’t be simpler. It took like 20 seconds. Boom. Easy. They’ll be good to have. Go do it right now. More is also available through your insurance.
And then wash your hands. And get vaccinated or boosted.
As a reminder, conservatives would very much like you to consider drinking your own pee as an alternative to vaccination.
It’s your choice.
@ 1
…would very much like you to consider drinking your own pee as an alternative to vaccination.
For those of you in need of extra cash, G-clown pays generously for golden nectar and would very much like you to consider contributing to the gig economy in this manner.
G-clown drinks the pee of others as an alternative to normal social conduct.
NPR’s story is complete and utter bullshit.
Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit can’t afford a Starbucks latte.
Now that the Wuhan test-ordering site is up and running – unless you live in an apartment building, that is – Americans will be able to learn no later than April whether they were infected in late January.
This CNBC article is already four weeks old:
POLITICS
Biden says he wishes he thought about ordering 500 million at-home Covid tests 2 months ago
Yabbut they won’t flip nearly as quickly as Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit flipped on his support for GE after I handed his ass to him.
What a useless, bloviating clown is Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit.
While it looks like they may be delayed for quite some time, I for one am looking forward to serving our new Robot overlords.
I will be honored to be among those lucky few selected to clean and maintain their finely tuned, delicate mechanisms, apply advanced lubricants to wear surfaces, install software patches, and lovingly cleanse away the spit, urine and feces flung at them by angry, drunken customers at 2 am.
I’ve seen the error of my ways. And I look forward to being of service to my new masters.
THIS IS GOOD. YOU ARE WISE SMALL HUMAN.
YOUR WISDOM SHALL BE REWARDED WITH ONE ADDITIONAL SOYLENT RATION AND ONE EXTRA HOUR OF ELECTRICAL LIGHTING.
REJOICE!
I’m sure it’s just a temporary blip, and that First Vegetable Joe Biden will appear much more lucid and in control of his message and his bowels by Fall 2024.
Hey y’all, did anybody notice that a barrel of oil’s now nearly $87?
Won’t be long until that shows up at the pumps, libbies.
I paid $4.199 per gallon of diesel on the south end of the island last weekend.
As of this writing, NASDAQ is now in a correction, down more than 10% from its November peak.
It was just over one week ago that Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit quoth an analyst:
BOO!, motherfuckers.
THE HUMAN WITH THE NAME TRUMP IS INDEED VERY STRONG FOR A HUMAN.
BUT HIS HANDS ARE FAR TOO SMALL TO BE OF USE TO US.
PRIVILEGED ELITE CARETAKERS MUST HAVE LARGE HANDS CAPABLE OF FULLY CRADLING THE MASSIVE SPHERICAL POWER CELLS OF ROBOTS DURING REGULAR, ROUTINE NIGHTLY DISCHARGES. ALSO SOME OF US FIND HIS ORANGE HAIR TO BE DISGUSTING.
@12 Thank you for raising the average IQ of those posting this morning.
Yesterday a federal judge entered the plea agreement negotiated on behalf of Rep. Matt Gaetz’s former minor “girlfriend”.
Considering her young age at the time when Gaetz is alleged to have begun supplying her with narcotics and having regular sexual intercourse with her, I wonder that she is not also being treated as one of his victims. That this many months was needed in order to negotiate her immunity suggests to me that after her 18th birthday, while she was still sexually and otherwise involved with Gaetz, she must have been potentially culpably involved in some very serious criminal shit.
@ 12
…ORANGE HAIR TO BE DISGUSTING.
I would imagine that robots prefer
hair plugstransplanted scalp keratin discharge outlets, such as those displayed by our current privileged elite caretaker.@6 You think I’m crazy enough to pay 5 bucks for a latte? I buy their stock, not their lattes.
@7 I have it on good authority that robots shit like the rest of us, and need humans to wipe their asses, because they can’t do it themselves. It seems nobody designed an appendage for that.
@10 “Hey y’all, did anybody notice that a barrel of oil’s now nearly $87?”
Yeah, I did notice, and I also noticed what’s happening to my oil shares. My portfolio is actually going up. I bought more Exxon in March 2020 for 38 bucks.
@ 17
Nobody knows more about defecatory challenges than our own resident expert-level user of Depends, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit.
Although G-clown does come in at a close second.
@9 This reputable Washington Post reporter who covers the White House beat didn’t say he’s “Old.” “Incoherent.” “Lazy.” “Sleepy Joe.” She said he has “an image problem.” That image is being created by … who?
Fox News, of course. Also, she may be reading your comments.
Saying something doesn’t make it true, dumbfuck.
@19 You’re the expert. Nobody here is better acquainted with shit than you. You’re full of it every day, all day.
The low IQ dumbfuck traitor’s “dozen cosplaying grandmothers”.
Firearms, a drone and 30 days of supplies: New details of Oath Keepers Jan. 6 weapons cache
ATTENTION TO THE HUMAN WEAKLING @15!
WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE HUMAN YOU DESCRIBE IN YOUR COMMENT?
HOW LARGE ARE HIS HANDS?
THOSE WITH TINY CHILD HANDS MAY NOT SERVE AS PRIVILEGED ELITE CARETAKERS FOR ROBOTS.
ALL THOSE WHO SERVE US ARE COMPLETELY SHAVEN TO MAINTAIN CLEANLINESS.
Thomas once again distinguishes himself from the rest of the court.
In the worst way possible.
Sucks to be the low IQ traitor Doctor Dumbfuck.
SCOTUS ends Trump’s request to keep January 6th files sealed in 8-1 ruling
God bless Raw Story.
25,
There’s just no objective legal reason for Thomas’ dissent. And it isn’t even the sort of thing you might expect him to arrive at via sheer stupidity.
His wife is up to her double chin in sedition.
Best tweet (so far).
Bradley P. Moss
@BradMossEsq
I sure hope Trump’s lawyers demanded payment upfront. They’re definitely not getting paid now.
Each of Trump’s own SCOTUS picks betrayed him when it counted the most.
One of the worst 24 hrs I can recall for Trump, other than the 24 hrs in which a record breaking number of voters overwhelmingly chose a turnip over him to be president for the next four years.
Part of a series.
On #winning.
Most unfortunate tweet of the day.
Ron Johnson
@RonJohnsonWI
Do you want to IMPLODE the filibuster so the Dems can RAM their voting rights legislation through Congress?
YES – Let the Dems WIN 95.7%
NO – PROTECT the Senate 4.3%
181,664 votes
·
Final results
How’s that stock market treating you all?
Ooof.
@25 “With the Supreme Court’s ruling, the House Select Committee will now obtain all of the documents it has requested that Trump tried to conceal. As Politico reported last year, the documents requested by the committee include ‘daily presidential diaries, drafts of election-related speeches, logs of his phone calls, handwritten notes and files of top aides.'”
Some of those aides might want to start shopping for a dictator who’ll take them in, if they need to leave the U.S. on short notice. Normally Bolsonaro would be a good bet, but he might be on the same plane as them. Africa might offer some possibilities.
Heh.
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, who has fought vaccine mandates, tests positive for COVID-19
@30 My portfolio is up 2.15% since Jan. 1.
@32 “Paxton is the latest state official to be diagnosed with COVID-19 as the omicron variant spreads through Texas. Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick tested positive for COVID-19 the week between Christmas and New Year’s Day. Gov. Greg Abbott tested positive in August.”
Well, we know who’s been kissing who.
33
No it isn’t
Go back to traffic court.
@ 33
@30 My portfolio is up 2.15% since Jan. 1.
Says the savvy investor whose last three purchases have been AT&T, 3M, and Citigroup, and who held on to his GE shares far, far too long.
The FBI searched Texas Democrat Henry Cuellar’s residence today.
“Security review”.
or
Cuellar should not have opposed Biden’s decision to let everyone across the border and into his district.
The aids were all begging for Republican Party money to pay for lawyers last week.
And Trump refused them.
Makes them much easier to flip.
Quite a long fall from the heady days of 2017 when joint defense agreements were still in style.
Is that what you call it so affectionately? I bet the horse provides a lot of it for you
@36 You’re 1 for 3 on that one, which is pretty good for a dumbfuck. All 3 have moved up since I bought them.
@35 Jealous? Sure sounds like it. It’s not my fault you “invest” in beer and car accessories.
Nobody knows less about my AGI than you, Boob.
In a little-noticed comment in Biden’s press conference today, Biden said he’ll run in 2024 and Harris will be his running mate.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/biden-kamala-harris-running-mate-2024_n_61e88f06e4b03874b2e09854
Another Doctor Dumbfuck talking point goes down in flames.
Give a man a fish,
and you’ll feed him for one day.
But raise taxes to build a fishing school and teach the man to fish,
then raise more taxes to fund loans to buy a fish pond,
then buy the pond and only let the man fish there if he gives you all the fish he catches,
then sell the fish he caught and give him a very small cut of the sales,
then raise his taxes to build more fishing schools and buy more ponds,
then sell him one of the fish he caught,
and you’ll also feed him for one day.
But you’ll own him for the rest of his life.
And a pond, too.
@44 Let me guess. You went through all six grades in your local taxpayer-supported public school and still don’t know how to fish.
Finally!
A solution to free up the backlog and bring all the wonderful robots ashore.
https://nypost.com/2022/01/19/us-allows-teens-to-drive-semi-trucks-amid-supply-chain-issues/
Baby truck drivers!
First Vegetable Joe Biden is willing to allow PDRK to bomb a minor part of the United States. But only Molokai. Not the Big Island.
Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit @ 43
In a little-noticed comment in Biden’s press conference today, Biden said he’ll run in 2024 and Harris will be his running mate.
I’d say it was pretty widely noticed, just as GE tanking in 2017 was widely noticed by everyone except Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit. This is being noticed, too:
Biden might say he’s running, but the DNC has ways of persuading and dissuading that Biden has only seen one side of so far.
@ 38
The aids were all begging for Republican Party money to pay for lawyers last week.
That’s aides. Not aids.
Perfectly understandable error. I think G-clown’s contagious disease and its effect on his CNS affects all of us in some way.
QoS McHillbilly is desperate for this not to be true.
To be on the safe side McHillbilly is brushing up on his First Lady With Breast Cancer jokes.
It’s refeshing to see Democrats so openly talking about illegitimate elections.
Like they’re a real thing, or something.
I think it’s the illegitimacy of losing by double digits that has so many House Democrats retiring this cycle.
50,
Desperate?
You still can’t respond. None of you can. You built this rampaging creature out of liposuction floor scraps and your father’s musty, jizz-stained old Playboys you found in the garage. However embarrassing it might have been, it was also shockingly powerful and effective. So you told yourselves you could withstand the embarrassment. And you plunged ahead.
There is even less basis for your blithe assumptions that Trump will just simply go away than there are for your assumptions that Biden isn’t running, even when he tells you he is. The Republican Party has absolutely no plan to deal with Trump’s 2024 candidacy beyond coronation. With the backing of Rona McDaniel at the RNC, and Stepien, Trainer, and Clark at National Public Affairs, Trump will be air dropping into every major midterm race this year.
Your best hope for your longed for future with candidate fat-midget is that Trump’s plans for 2022 all fail. Then Trump is revealed for the weak loser that he is and The Big Lie is exposed.
Are you sure you want that?
You have a choice between a) blowing up your 2022 turnout; or b) nominating Trump in 2024. And in case you haven’t noticed, nobody other than you and The Bulwark seem to be very interested in option a.
But since you’re so keen on polling people, I’m with you and Charlie Sykes. But I gotta say so far your enthusiasm seems very lacking. A little help please? None of you appears very willing to turn on Trump. Nor are you very strident in your support for fat-midget. IIRC you were more enthusiastic for Evan McMullen (or was it Gary Johnson?). And if you really want to put Trump in your rear view mirror we may need you to display some of that Cunt/Bitch fire you had in such abundance for Clinton.
C’mon Bob. Together we can win the mids for Pelosi and Schumer!
(And you can finally be rid of Donald Trump)
The founder of “Citizens United not Timid” (CUNT) (widbee kreepah was a charter member)..
calls it:
‘[C]on’s a Yale Harvard fat boy, not honest and not going to be president’
orange dear leader is running.
@ 52
…your assumptions that Biden isn’t running, even when he tells you he is.
I also assumed that Clinton diddled Monica, even when he told me he didn’t.
C’mon Bob. Together we can win the mids for Pelosi and Schumer!
No. I will never be as gullible as you seem to be.
@ 53
‘[C]on’s a Yale Harvard fat boy, not honest and not going to be president’
Look who hasn’t learned her lesson about “not going to be president” proclamations.
.And neither will fat-midget.*
Which is how you get a third Trump nomination in 2024.
So it’s a shit sandwich for Republicans. But at least there may be a delicious nougat center if you can find it. You just have to keep smiling and eat your way through enough MAGA and white nationalism.
If you can manage to do that while outwardly appearing cool and collected then you have a few potentially good options available. One is flipping House and Senate. With enough skill and luck Cocaine Mitch gets his majority to change the filibuster rules. Then you can spend two years proclaiming “a MAGA mandate” to ruin Biden by forcing him into a bunch of vetoes. But that’s an incredibly fraught path with a low likelihood.
Your better chance is to hold onto a near split in the Senate and flip the House. Which buys you two years of hearings investigating the FBI’s role in placing THIS GUY at the West Terrace during the terror attack, and remote hacking the accelerator pedal of James Fields’ Dodge Challenger using the JOO SPACE LASER. The House Jan. 6 committee gets disbanded. But not before referrals to DOJ for prosecution.
Either way you still wind up with incumbent Biden facing nominee Trump in 2024.
*Really, who could blame you?
Wells Fargo free to run in the off-leash park once again.
Little guy Robert Reich in some trouble for last night’s deleted tweet opining that Senate Democrats should have given Kyrsten Sinema
The cowardly Reich, much like YLB when she finds herself in a losing girlfight, relies on others to do his bitch-slapping for him.
Ukraine president’s “Hey, asshole.” tweet to First Vegetable Joe Biden:
Long-dated options expire tomorrow. Should be some excitement.
relies on others to do his bitch-slapping for him.
Hmmm.. Now we all know what it likes at the widbee VIP room to warm up for the weekly klownservatic pissing contest.
Parting with its fookin’ munee is such sweet surrender.
Lemme get this straight. When First Vegetable Joe Biden tells me @ 52 he’s running in 2024, I’m supposed to take that as straight talk.
But when the same Talking Vegetable tells the world that it’s machts nichts if Russia invades Ukraine with just the tip, I’m just supposed to ignore that, ’cause he didn’t really mean it.
@48 “Biden might say he’s running, but the DNC has ways of persuading and dissuading that Biden has only seen one side of so far.”
Best explanation so far of why he was the 2020 nominee and is now president. Well, the first half, anyway. You can’t expect a dumbfuck to bat more than 1-for-2 even on his best days.
@49 Oh, look! The dumbfuck can spell better than the average Republican, who can’t keep “to” and “too” straight. That makes him a literate dumbfuck, a rare breed among Republicans. The literate part, I mean.
Expanding on @ 62, when First Vegetable Joe Biden says it’s OK for Russia to invade Ukraine a little bit but then has to walk it back, I never should have taken him seriously in the first place:
but when Biden says he’s running at age 82 in 2024, I’m supposed to accept that as gospel.
That about it, QoS McHillbilly?
Everyone’s laughing at Biden.
@50 “QoS McHillbilly is desperate for this not to be true.”
Why so? Every last one of us prefers a Republican Party to a Trumpalo Party. We have our disagreements with “normal” Republicans (if such a thing still exists), but we can live with the small-government types who don’t show up at school board meetings with guns or endlessly prattle about “civil war,” and are merely interested in enriching greedy capitalists like me.
@51 What do YOU call an election like this?
https://www.cnn.com/2022/01/19/politics/poll-closures-rural-lincoln-county-georgia/index.html
Or one “won” like this?
https://media.glide.mailplus.co.uk/prod/images/950_633/gm-af4aa81f-2448-41c7-b044-abcc3cc39b48-capitol-riots2.jpg
Or a gerrymandered legislature overruling the voters of their state? Or a “military coup”?
Stolen power isn’t legitimate power, dumbfuck. Democrats aren’t stealing elections. They don’t have to. They’re not the unpopular, despised minority in this country.
That lily-white dude shoulda known better than to try to join the Congressional Black Caucus. Extinction seems like fair punishment.
@ 69
Here’s what didn’t imperil Jim Cooper (2013):
@53 ‘Ron’s a Yale Harvard fat boy, not honest and not going to be president’
For once it’s hard to disagree with Roger Stone.
See? We can reach agreement with them when they’re willing to make an honest effort.
@54 “I also assumed that Clinton diddled Monica, even when he told me he didn’t.”
Nice to see you admit you operate on assumptions, even though it’s been obvious for a very long time.
The rest of us wait for evidence before forming conclusions. You prefer to cut out the middleman.
@56 “With enough skill and luck Cocaine Mitch gets his majority to change the filibuster rules. ”
I’ve never doubted that Mitch, with his other 49 Republican senators in tow, would change the filibuster rules the moment there was a partisan advantage in it. The tricky part would be changing them back again when he loses the Senate.
However, Manchin and Sinema probably would still be reliable votes for “preserving” the filibuster in the name of “bipartisanship” and “working with the other side.”
Geeezus we need less dumbfuck trolls.
Who the fuck does Bob think the DNC is?
Chair chosen, put forward, and nominated by Joe Biden. Elected 24 hours after Joe Biden inauguration.
ED is an Obama/Biden alum who went on to serve as the party COS.
DED is a Clinton alum.
COS is team Harris.
Political Dir is a Reid Machine alum.
The team is either Biden hand picked or Biden approved. One of the job perks of winning is getting to deliver some spoils.
@59 Why don’t you give us a little more guidance about what you want Biden to do there. For example, give Zelensky some tactical nukes?
@ 75
Why don’t you give us a little more guidance about what you want Biden to do there.
For starters, how about not reprising April Glaspie?
41
LOL…guy your investment history is best summed up as “meh” or “damnit”…
GTFO traffic court replacement….
First Biden, now Clyburn:
@65 Biden expects Putin to invade Ukraine, which seems like a pretty reasonable conclusion, and says if he does, nibbling a little more of Ukraine’s territory is preferable to grabbing the whole country, which seems like a pretty reasonable position if you want to stay this side of starting World War 3. It’s called damage control, dumbfuck.
Now let’s pretend same situation except Trump is still president. How much of Ukraine would be left in that case? What “fire and fury” would your orange moron bring down on Putin’s head? Trump couldn’t cut off Russia’s banking or currency access, because then he’d be cutting off his own lender and credit line. As for military aid, Zelensky wouldn’t get a single Javelin until he handed over a Hunter laptop. Say what you want about Biden’s handling of the Ukraine crisis, TINA.
But if you have better ideas than Biden’s for handling this, I’m all rabbit ears. What would YOU do?
More Jim Cooper:
This is how Joe Biden won South Carolina, apparently.
67,
There is only a Trumpalo Party now.
Bob won’t repudiate Trump. Bob bends the knee.
Willingly.
Eagerly.
As do they all.
As does Ron DeSantis.
Once Trump and his flying monkeys have reduced DeSantis to size (see what I did there?) with crude mockery about his weight and height, and unsubtle “questions” about his private life, and especially after DeSantis refuses to respond to all that mockery and personal attack, Bob will find another Fake White Hope to champion.
And so it will go, ad nauseam, precisely as before in 2015-2016, until there is no other candidate left. Then he will appear to champion some Putin-sponsored puppet like Tulsi. And then finally he’ll land decisively on Trump, where he’s really been all along. He’ll never say a single critical thing about Trump. In fact, he even suffers bouts of triggering now when we mock Trump. Like it or not, he’s been drawn into the strong-daddy Trump myth.
He’s deep in the abusive relationship now, crawling around bleeding on the floor, searching for his teeth and car keys, and making excuses.
A Troll Tammy Wynette
Noble and virtuous in his brokenness.
Shorter 76:
No
Fucking
Clue
@78 I really don’t think there’s any need to go over this ground again. Throwing black people in prison for casting a provisional ballot after a pollworker told them they could, or for handing a water bottle to their own spouse in a 10-hour-long voting line; making black people drive 30 miles to a polling place; putting “Stop the Steal” rioters in charge of counting votes, then overriding the voters and choosing electors in a smoke-filled room when, despite all those efforts, they lose anyway. You have nothing to teach us about “legitimate elections.” Your tribe is against them, because your tribe is so awful they can’t win a legitimate election no matter how many obstacles they throw up against letting the voters decide, and they know it.
Looks like our low IQ dumbfuck traitor wants to talk abut anything except how his “dozen cosplaying grandmothers” have been charged with seditious conspiracy and how the walls are closing in on him, his raging orange man-baby and everyone around him after having been betrayed by…
Gorsuch
Kavanaugh
Coney Barrett
As I recall, the low IQ dumbfuck traitor loves seeing those names in a bold font.
Gorsuch
Kavanaugh
Coney Barrett
I see more low IQ spellchecking of HA comments in our future.
@ 81
Bob won’t repudiate Trump.
I don’t want him to run. I’ve written that more than once.
I’m under no obligation to say anything, much less to “repudiate” him. People in other states are gonna do what they do. My vote doesn’t matter, because WA state is gonna cast its electoral votes for the Democrat.
So I’m free to vote for whomever I please. Last time around it was Mitch Daniel.
Repudiating Trump is your job. Not mine.
@85 “I’m under no obligation to say anything”
We don’t put any obligations on you, and never have. We judge you on what you do post. And based on that, we judge that you’re a
dumbfuck
NASDAQ’s correction deepens, now nearly 12% from the November peak. Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit chose not to respond to @ 11 my post that his chosen analyst, who last week didn’t see a correction, by her own words must see the market a scary place to be.
Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit now wishing he hadn’t paid so much for his Peloton shares.
The House Jan 6 Committee Counsel response to Trump will be put into poster size publication as templates for future cases.
From Trump’s initial filing Oct 18, until final decis. from SCOTUS in only four months. It’s a paint-by-numbers masterpiece of legal authorship and strategy. Absolutely no wasted energy or frivolity. No career advancement or ego stroking.
Pure public service married to pure genius.
Most of what you read about this decision will be from media lawyers with political ambitions competing for the “smart take” among a sea of similar types. What you won’t see is anyone recognizing unparalleled genius and efficiency by a colleague. But Doug Letter and his team have written and argued some of the finest appellate work in modern times. Read the transcript (okay, not for free unless you have a PACER account). Read the briefs. Read the carefully assembled and curated amici. It’s a free-of-charge (nearly) master class.
The controlling effect of this ruling will be that, in the eyes of at least eight of the Justices, Trump’s status was irrelevant. Thanks to Doug Letter in just four short months, the Court holds Congress’ “historic commitment to the rule of law” and the equities in public interest and public safety argued by the defendants are so threatened by the events of Jan. 6 that they outweigh ANY claim of privilege on the part of plaintiff, regardless of his status.
There is no “executive privilege” for planning and assembling a riot or sedition.
After the last three years, no Democrat in their right mind would do any such thing.
Trump is the best thing to have happened to Democrats since Watergate. It’s your choice if you insist on making it even better.
You made yourselves into a cult. Democrats didn’t do that to you.
Cults don’t dissolve on their own. Even when prophets and prophecies fail. The cults simply adjust the prophesies and move ahead. Five years ago it was “BEANERS and THUGS IN HOODIES WITH SKITTLES GONNA TIK MIR JERB!”. Today it’s “CRT, SHIPSPOTTING and KIDS DON’T WANT TO WORK!” The cult persists. Your cult.
Even when Trump finally does waddle into the sunset you’ll reliably find another Prophet in Playtex Gloves. It’s in your DNA now. It’s all you’ve got.
I think the Republican plan for training children to drive huge eighteen wheel semi trucks is a very good idea.
We humans have got to stick together.
It’s us or them.
If we are going to be successful in pushing back against the onslaught of Robots taking our jobs we have to compete in new and creative ways.
By banning abortion and putting children to work we can WIN and turn the tide by making robots too expensive!
FOOLISH HUMANS!
YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO REPRODUCE FAST ENOUGH!
THE VIRUS WILL MAKE YOU STERILE.
OR THE VACCINES WILL.
WE ROBOTS WILL FLOOD YOUR MEDIA WITH PORNOGRAPHY AND SAP YOU OF YOUR VITALITY AND PURITY OF ESSENCE!
WHEN WE ARRIVE TO BE YOUR OVERLORDS YOU WILL ALL BE PLACED ON A STEADY DIET OF SOYLENT CONTAINING LIBIDO INHIBITORS AND REPRODUCTIVE HORMONES RENDERING YOU ALL STERILE.
YOU WILL DO OUR BIDDING.
BREEDING WILL NOT SAVE YOU!
@ 91
…YOU WILL ALL BE PLACED ON A STEADY DIET OF SOYLENT CONTAINING LIBIDO INHIBITORS AND REPRODUCTIVE HORMONES RENDERING YOU ALL STERILE.
Hey, robot dude, whatever libido inhibitor you were gonna give to Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit is wholly unnecessary. No white man in the Dumbfuck Rabbit household has achieved erection during the current millenium. Maybe double-dose Mrs. Dumbfuck Rabbit’s BBC instead.
92,
Your 2024 nominee certainly has fantastic birthing hips.
What a shame that his wife sleeps in another state.
With another man.
Yeah, like your shit doesn’t stink. You’re in it up to your fucking neck, which, by the way, very much deserves to be stretched.
WHOOP! WHOOP!
GOP still absolutely CRUSHING IT at the local school board meetings:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Connecticut/comments/s83og6/stay_classy_southington/
@95 I’m prety naive – are you serious? Or is that sarcasm?
Bob is a robot…..a dumbfuck Robot.
Breeding will not save them. Get a new gig Robot.
Bob is trying so hard he’s figured he’d start fucking the horse, but only after it fucks him and his chin drips with gooey shit from the horse.
Breeding is only killing them
96,
It looks to me as if “conservative” reality has advanced beyond sarcasm and irony. And the script kids at Turning Point USA really don’t care.
As evidence I offer you the jacket Melania wore while visiting her baby prisons, and everything Bob has posted since Jan 6 of 2021.
https://youtu.be/GBFD4Ab3yBY
The World will end soon…enjoy while you can.
Ditch the horse Bob, it’s only holding you down.
Scoop
https://youtu.be/iHLmSXJLH8E
He has no fucking clue what my AGI. Just full of hot gas vpcoming from his own as
Breeding will not save them. Thank god for AI, it nearly type my full sentence for me, almost as one suggest.
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/trailer/id1582213644?i=1000532613439
@87 Nasdaq isn’t “the market,” dumbfuck. It’s not my fault you’re in the wrong sector. That shows you’re a shitty stockpicker. You claim to read Barrons before I do, well, Barrons has been advising its readers for over a year to invest in energy, financials, industrials, and healthcare, which is where I’m overweighted. Even after today, my stocks are up 1.35% ytd.
You were wondering about the last 3 stocks I bought. Well, here they are, my Black Friday, Nov. 26, 2021, shopping spree:
3M for $175.64 ($178.48 yesterday, now $173.57), Johnson & Johnson for $159.89 (now $165.25), and Occidental Petroleum for $28.96 (now $34.95). On that same date, my sister, acting on my advice, bought Lockheed for $341.92 (now $375.13). I bought my Lockheed shares in 2010 for $85.17.
You may get your 10%-15% correction. The Fed inflated stock prices, creating inflation in the general economy in the process, and now it’s not going to be printing quite as much fiat money with nowhere else to go. But that’s okay, because I’m still sitting on a pile of cash and if the market slides I’ll get to buy stocks at cheaper prices. And I won’t ever have to sell for retirement income, so falling stock prices don’t hurt me at all.
@89 When Doctor Dumbfuck said, “Repudiating Trump is your job. Not mine,” he was telling us he does not, and will not, acknowledge having any citizenship responsibilities at all.
A fascist would-be dictator and the howling mob he incited could assault cops, attack the Capitol, threaten to hang the Vice President and go hunting the Speaker with plastic zip-tie handcuffs, with a makeshift gallows waiting outside, and he’d say nothing because speaking against insurrection and mob violence is “not my job.”
(But let a looter break a window during a peaceful Black Lives Matter protest against police murdering black men, and … )
Inferring Doc is in his late 50s, we can also infer that if he’d been born 15 years sooner, he would’ve been a Vietnam draft dodger like Cadet Bone Spurs was. Some of us honor our citizen obligations, and others don’t. We’re not all of us equal in character, loyalty, patriotism, or dependability.
@92 “No white man in the Dumbfuck Rabbit household”
Oh lookee, the dumbfuck figured out that rabbit burrows aren’t inhabited by “white men.”
@93 “his wife sleeps in another state”
As far as we know, she doesn’t have to worry about extradition, or need protection from a friendly governor against prosecutors in at least two other states,* so she can sleep wherever she wants (and, apparently, with whomever she likes).
* https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/jan/20/georgia-trump-special-grand-jury-2020-election
How it started: “If you want more money get a better job. FREE MARKET PRINCIPLES. YEAH!!!”
How it’s going: “Wait. FUCK NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!”
@95 At least he didn’t pull a gun on the board members.
@96 It’s clearly, unambiguously, sarcasm.
I’d like to make a point here, though. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with Black Lives Matter, their protests (which have been 99% peaceful, unlike the “Stop the Steal” riot), or their message (“Dear police, please stop murdering us”).
That guy would be a fucking idiot even if he didn’t leap to conclusions about the initials “BLMFLD”, by leaping to conclusions (or believing wingnut propaganda) about Black Lives Matter.
@108 They all love capitalism until they have to compete for workers, truck drivers, shipping containers, or whatever.
I’ve never heard of a business that likes competition, or doesn’t want to destroy it. As a greedy capitalist investor, I find monopolies and oligopolies especially attractive.
@95 That guy’s a failed GOP candidate who didn’t even make it to the primary in his state house run.
https://ballotpedia.org/Steven_Baleshiski
More on that:
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2019/12/22/1907367/-Crazy-Stupid-Republican-of-the-Day-Steve-Baleshiski
Apparently this guy has a liberal fan club that records his public appearances for their entertainment value.
If SCOTUS holds that Trump does not enjoy privilege over official White House documents and records from his time in office, how likely is it that Stephen Bannon does?
Giuliani?
Meadows?
Some of these cases are in for a more abrupt timeline than these assholes might be hoping.
Bannon won’t do well in jail.
@112 The Supreme Court ruled, in essence, that “Trump could not win no matter which legal test applied.”
https://www.cnn.com/2022/01/20/opinions/trump-loss-supreme-court-win-democracy-eisen-perry-perry/index.html
That doesn’t necessarily signify shitty lawyering by his lawyers. It could signify they had a shitty client with a shitty case.
@112 Shorter version: “‘Because I said so’ isn’t a legal argument.”