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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 6/5/24, 8:22 am

– When the Biden Administration gives them money to do good things, Seattle will do those good things. Here’s money for small businesses to upgrade appliances.

– Man does Seattle need to get its shit together on road safety.

– Man, Centralia.

– Listen. I’m glad she was actually punished, but stopping off at Starbucks instead of going to a domestic violence call is both surprising and typical for a department that stopped investing adult rape for a while.

– Anyway, please wash your filthy hands right now. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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  1. 1

    What an asshole. Must be a Republican.. spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 8:26 am

    @27 “ye” being an “ally” presents kreepshit with.. bright horizons let’s say.

    Here’s a pic to brighten its day.

    https://images.axios.com/025Zc5U3pKcx4v1cbQMUUiFpY-A=/0x0:3100×1744/1920×1080/2024/02/07/1707338560452.jpg?w=1920

    In “white face” no less.

  2. 2

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 8:30 am

    Michigan seems to recognize the Trump verdict for what it is.

    Michigan: Trump vs. Biden vs. Kennedy vs. West vs. Stein
    MNS/Mitchell Research
    Trump 46, Biden 45, Kennedy 3, Stein 1, West 1
    Trump
    +1

    The poll was taken Monday, and is unchanged from a poll two weeks ago by the same firm.

  3. 3

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 8:31 am

    With only five months before the election ultra MAGA Republicans are moving with lightning speed to try to advance all kinds of sweeping restrictions on access to birth control.

    With the Dobbs decision to back them up, Republican lawmakers in a half dozen states have either passed new laws restricting birth control, or overturning popular voter supported laws protecting access to birth control. So-called “moderate” Republican darling Glen Youngkin recently vetoed such a law. And presumptive Republican nominee for President and convicted felon Donald J. Trump has promised to release a big “plan” to look at new nationwide laws to restrict birth control.

    Dobbs is definitely on the ballot.

  4. 4

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 8:37 am

    @ 3

    Dobbs is definitely on the ballot.

    So is weaponized prosecution.

    Sarasota developer Hugh Culverhouse Jr. will donate $500,000 in support of Donald Trump’s presidential campaign because he considers the former president’s recent conviction in New York politically motivated.

    Culverhouse, a former assistant U.S. attorney and trial attorney, told the Herald-Tribune that while he is not a fan of Trump, or President Joe Biden, he wanted to take a stand against what he sees as using the justice system to orchestrate a partisan hit on the former president.

    “I don’t care if Trump is a Republican or a Democrat. The judicial system cannot be used as a political tool. The Democrats crossed the line in this persecution, the same I would say if the Republicans treated President Biden this way,” he said in an email.

  5. 5

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 8:44 am

    In 2022 this Republican pollster placed Gretchen Whitmer within the margins. She won by double digits.

    Shall I go on? I won’t.

    Mitchell relies on landline recorded robot polling and text messaging to cells phones that haven’t employed filters. Yikes.

  6. 6

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 8:46 am

    “…harm to the integrity of the proceedings.”

    New York prosecutors told a judge they oppose a request by former President Donald Trump to lift the gag order on him after he was found guilty in his criminal hush money case.

    The Manhattan District Attorney’s Office asked Judge Juan Merchan to keep the gag order on Trump in place “at least through the sentencing hearing” on July 11 and “the resolution of any post-trial motions.”

    Trump’s lawyers this week asked Merchan to vacate the gag order, arguing that the grounds for it no longer exist because the trial had concluded with Trump being convicted last Thursday on all 34 felony counts of falsifying business records in connection with a 2016 hush money payment to porn star Stormy Daniels.

    But prosecutors in their new letter to Merchan said the gag order was “based not only on the need to avoid threats to the fairness of the trial itself … but also on the Court’s broader ‘obligation to prevent actual harm to the integrity of the proceedings.’ ”

    The jokes just write themselves.

  7. 7

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 8:47 am

    Shorter 5:

    “I WAS FRAMED!!! IT WAS ALL A SETUP!!”

    How the fuck is it supposed to be that a prosecutor fixed the jury? All twelve of them? That Trump’s own attorneys approved?

    This is real conspiracy bonkers shit.

  8. 8

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 8:53 am

    Let he among us who has never falsified business records to hide hush money payments illegally made from campaign funds and fraudulently labeled as legal expenses that were made to a porn star with the purpose of deceiving voters-cast the first stone.

  9. 9

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 8:56 am

    @ 5

    Your stronger argument is the 6.9% MOE. RCP lists it as 3.7%, but that’s not what the news release reports.

    The poll was entirely text >>> Survey Monkey.

  10. 10

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 9:04 am

    The problem WaPo found with dumbing down the news so that mouth-breathers like Queen YLB and The Even Bigger Fucking Moron can understand it is that mouth-breathers can’t afford to pay for the product.

    At one point Lewis was asked whether he was intentionally bringing in people who come from a different culture than the Post. “We are losing large amounts of money. Your audience has halved in recent years. People are not reading your stuff. I can’t sugarcoat it anymore,” Lewis said.

    And they won’t read it, anyway.

    This is what playing to diversity gets you. Plunging revenues and plunging readership. There’s only so much interest people can feign in stories about rainbow paint in crosswalks.

  11. 11

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 9:10 am

    Even the deeply deluded MAGA turds like our own Village Idiot should at least be able to admit to themselves that Donald J. Trump is solely responsible for this. He did all this shit to himself.

    Even if we accept his thinly veiled lies and obfuscations it remains part of his own personal record that he met with a sex worker from the adult media industry on multiple occasions, he sought to form some kind of relationship with her, and then he sought to cover it all up in a way that was a serious violation of NY state and federal campaign law. And I really don’t think any independent voters are willing to concede to most of Trump’s lies about this.

    Which is the point of the coverup. Convicted felon Trump knew that no matter what stupid lies he told it was going to look to those voters like he was raw dogging a porn star. And that would be bad for the campaign. He did all this to himself. I don’t have any clue what motivates a freak like that. And frankly I don’t care. But he put himself in those meetings and hookups. Nobody “set him up”. He was not “framed”. That’s just an impossibly bizarre thing to claim at this point.

    And yet here we are. Leading Republicans are put into this position by no other circumstance than their partisan allegiance to convicted felon Trump that they must sign on to this kind of nakedly stupid conspiracy claim.

    Trump was not “setup”. He did this shit to himself. Alvin Bragg alone, since taking office, has indicted and obtained convictions of hundreds of other felons for these very same offenses. Trump is no different and no exception. He put himself where he is today. He sought out a professional sex worker with “big fake tits” in order to meet up with her in circumstances that certainly appear like he wanted to fuck her. Whatever happened, happened. Not because of the DEEP STATE. Not because of Alvin Bragg or Joe Biden. But because of Trump.

  12. 12

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 9:10 am

    In the DL thread I posted about former Black Panther founder/leader David Hilliard’s endorsement of Donald Trump, and HA’s unserious twat Queen YLB dismissed it by claiming that Hilliard is an “ally of Ye”.

    I asked for Queen YLB’s evidence of this supposed alliance, which she has not provided. Instead the unserious twat posted @ 1 a photo of Kanye West wearing a (white) goalie mask.

    I can only conclude that Queen YLB has dismissed the endorsement news because David Hilliard has the same skin color as Kanye West.

  13. 13

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 9:13 am

    @ 11

    And I really don’t think any independent voters are willing to concede to most of Trump’s lies about this.

    Well, if you continue to deny the content of every single poll out there, QoS McHillbilly, your denials cannot help but inform your thinking.

  14. 14

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 9:15 am

    QoS McHillbilly’s denials are to 2024 what Goldy’s Bullshit “Polls” were to 2016.

    Think on your sins.

  15. 15

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 9:18 am

    I just learned that Paul Krugman is not a Nobel laureate.

  16. 16

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 9:33 am

    Think on your sins.

    Let’s remember that in a previous round of desperate vamping to defend his dear leader our Village Idiot proposed the existence of a time machine that would have enabled DEEP STATE operatives to travel back to 2014 to plant fake evidence implicating convicted felon Donald J. Trump and his various fellow convicted felons like Paul Manafort and company.

    But I have to say that this latest defense of convicted felon Trump even surpasses that bizarre idiocy. Not even a time machine could explain adequately exactly how “enemies” of convicted felon Trump put him in a hotel room in his skivvies meeting up with a famous sex worker. Sick people deserve our sympathy. So I won’t equate this paranoia with “sin”.

    But as for how independent voters will respond to all this, I will say I’ve seen this movie before. Every affluent white guy I’ve ever seen caught up in their own bad judgement, venality, and grandiosity has reacted in exactly the same way. “This can’t be happening.” “Something must be broken.” etc. And there has only ever been one way to deal with it effectively as an advocate. And that has been to cut the bullshit and force them to face their own personal responsibility for their own fuck ups. Because they really can’t see themselves the way they are being seen by others. And once convicted it requires an abrubpt transformation of perspective in order to prepare for what comes next.

    Of course Republicans don’t want to face any of this. And of course there is absolutely nobody in convicted felon Trump’s orbit who is willing, much less capable of confronting him with the truth of where he is right now. But all the people living outside of that bubble see it all very differently. Even family members and loved ones with the greatest sympathy to the newly convicted resign themselves to at least the simple truth that the convicted made their own mistakes. They may beg for mercy and forgiveness. But they don’t pretend that their loved one didn’t do this to themselves with their own stupid decisions.

    Who knows? Maybe a lot of independent, non-partisan voters even think convicted felon Trump is deserving of mercy and perhaps some kind of “second chance”. But it won’t be a second chance at failing as president.

  17. 17

    What an asshole. Must be a Republican.. spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 9:46 am

    evidence of this supposed alliance

    guilt by association… friend of my friend is my friend… roy cohn and mccarthy are smiling from their graves.

    Here’s another pic of “ye” in white face:

    https://imagez.tmz.com/image/83/o/2021/10/18/83b88779aa6a4e4885b5d45453a7f764.jpg

  18. 18

    What an asshole. Must be a Republican.. spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 9:51 am

    Hey kreepshit.. these guys scared the shit out of you back in the day:

    https://www.motherjones.com/wp-content/uploads/new-black-panthers.jpg

    Oooh.. scary… “allies” of … gasp.. teh black guy… Alinsky tactics…

    Maybe they’ve turned a new leaf and today are your buds. Live long enough you see it all.

  19. 19

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 9:53 am

    I’ll quickly add, and I haven’t seen anyone here at HA really differ on this, Hunter Biden is in court this week because of his own fuckups.

    We may have sympathy for him. God knows his own father does, and understandably hopes for mercy and a second chance.

    But none of us are out here trying to suggest that space lasers or time machines caused him to buy a gun or lie on a form. None of us are blaming the IRS that Hunter Biden failed to file taxes while he was actively using drugs. The guy has a lot of problems. He’s certainly guilty of failing to pay his taxes. And he’s just as guilty of checking a box on a form. He did all that shit to himself. Nobody did it to him. There was no conspiracy, beyond some stark improprieties on the part of a Special Prosecutor appointed by his own father.

    But those improprieties may amount to little more than minor violations of procedures set out in the United States Attorney manual and some bad faith negotiations with the defense. Some day down the road those improprieties might produce a result on a post conviction appeal. But for now at least Hunter Biden has only himself to blame for the fact that he is in trial.

    There was no “setup”. David Weiss may have been improperly influenced in his negotiations and decisions by partisan Republican lawmakers. But he isn’t “rigging” anything. The “Trump appointed” judge presiding over the trial isn’t running a “kangaroo court”. And the jury will render a verdict according to the law and the instructions given to them by the judge, not according to the dictates of a dead Venezuelan dictator.

  20. 20

    Dumbfuck Doctor spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 10:00 am

    I can only admire from afar how the other dumbfuck doctor can pretend to love him some niggers in hopes of electing Trump. For my part, I could never do that.

    I’m sure that after November we’ll both be on the same page again. That’s to say that the only good nigger is a dead nigger.

  21. 21

    What an asshole. Must be a Republican.. spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 10:15 am

    Hilliard is an “ally of Ye”.

    Both have forgiven their orange “ally”…

    https://heavy.com/entertainment/2020/08/central-park-five-donald-trump/

    “Maybe hate is what we need” (rolls eyes)

  22. 22

    Hip Ocracy spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 10:18 am

    @12

    Didn’t actually look into that did you?

    Former Black Panther leader David Hilliard showered praise on Donald Trump during a recent interview, saying the presumptive Republican presidential nominee was a “friend of African Americans” — only for his grandson to later claim his relative suffers from cognitive problems and was speaking about the past rather than the current political climate.

    Hilliard, the former chief of staff and a founding member of the radical black liberation group, said he knew Trump in the 1960s and bizarrely alleged that the then-fledgling real estate mogul “owned all of Harlem” and funded the Black Panther Party in its heyday.

    “Trump is a person who is a decent man and he supported the Black Panther Party,” Hilliard said in a Sunday TikTok interview with influencer Carol Mitchell. “He was someone who gave us money and Trump was a decent guy.”

    “Trump’s a friend of African Americans … He’s not a racist. He’s not a racist, fascist, white man. He supported the black people,” he went on.

    Weird how you suddenly love a guy whose mind is clearly divorced from reality due to cognitive aging.

  23. 23

    There is no difference between the parties spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 10:22 am

    @19

    To date there have been no death threats against Judge Maryellen Noreika.

  24. 24

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 10:25 am

    It’s ironic that convicted felon Trump’s waning influence may actually improve the GOP’s chances in a few races:

    https://meidasnews.com/news/trump-backed-candidate-loses-nj-republican-senate-primary

    Too little, too late for the vast majority of them.

  25. 25

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 10:31 am

    23,
    Well, no. Of coure not.

    Because Democrats embrace and largely accept the role of criminal justice in an orderly society.

    Neither one of these defendants can in any way be described as marginalized or disadvantaged. Not at all. Two older white men with lots and lots of money and influence getting every conceivable trace of due process available. Nobody is trying to railroad them. Neither must contemplate an impossible choice between proclaiming their own innocence (as is their right) and financial ruin and joblessness/homelessness.

    And while Democrats may advocate constantly for improving the criminal justice system to make it more fair and less arbitrary, we don’t argue for its abandonment as Republicans are doing now in response to Trump’s conviction on 34 felonies.

  26. 26

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 10:43 am

    23,
    To provide context the Republican nominee, convicted felon Donald J. Trump, appeared on Newsmax last night and, referring to Hillary Clinton, threatened that if he were elected President he might have to “throw the president’s wife and the former secretary of state … put the president’s wife into jail,” in order to seek revenge for his own recent felony convictions.

  27. 27

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 11:28 am

    So, if David Hilliard is cognitively unable to understand the current consequences of his endorsement of Trump, does that meant that Queen YLB didn’t have to falsely slur him as an ally of Kanye West?

    ’cause Queen YLB has still provided no evidence of the alliance she claims exists between the two. The only reason Queen YLB did it is the two men share the same skin color.

    Such a silly cunt is HA’s unserious Queen YLB.

  28. 28

    Honoring Veterans spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 11:39 am

    Today President Joe Biden is in France preparing to attend ceremonies, rain or shine, to commemorate the 80th anniversary of DDay.

    Donald J Trump can’t leave the country.

  29. 29

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 12:17 pm

    28,
    I like having a President who is not impeached*, is not a convicted felon*, doesn’t boast about his record of success as a rapist*, doesn’t launch armed mob attacks on the Congress*, and doesn’t melt in the rain.

    *All of these are objectively verifiable facts about Donald J. Trump

  30. 30

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 12:34 pm

    Speaking of impeachment, Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body is seeking to force an impeachment vote of President Joe Biden this week.

    Speaker MAGA Mike is unwilling at this point to move the process any further along, understanding that at least thus far he lacks the votes and would prefer to leve the possibility to dangle rather than to see it defeated under his leadership.

    Bad Built Butch Body summoned reporters to listen to her as she once again posed on the Capitol steps waiving a piece of paper she claims is a privileged resolution she intends to introduce. She told the gathered suckers that she would first hold another hostage negotiation with MAGA Mike. But if he refuses to bend to her will she said she would introduce the legislation on the floor without his consent.

    I personally think MAGA Mike agreed to hold off a vote as a condition of winning Democrat’s support for defeating (tabling) Bad Built Butch Body’s effort to vacate the chair last month.

    It turns out Dobbs was pretty devastating for Republicans after all.
    Just like we all said.

  31. 31

    Politically Incorrect spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 12:54 pm

    Biden & Company are about to get us in a nuclear war with Russia and China. What the fuck is wrong with these Neo-Con crazy fucking bastards?

    They’d burn the whole world down just to rule over the ashes.

  32. 32

    TRUMP 2048 spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 1:42 pm

    When voters find out how churches and billionaires are working to help fascism win, I wonder if they’ll want to take away all their tax breaks?

  33. 33

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 1:46 pm

    @3 Glenn “Moderate” Youngkin’s real education agenda is Moms For Liberty.

  34. 34

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 1:53 pm

    @4 “So is weaponized prosecution.”

    Which of these bleating sheep are you, doc? The fat one on the left?

  35. 35

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 1:59 pm

    @10 I agree that shorter attention spans, declining literacy, and failing newspapers contribute to MAGA’s popularity. When was the last time you read a news item longer than one paragraph?

  36. 36

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 2:04 pm

    The silliest thing I’ve read today is McConnell demanding SCOTUS “discipline” Blumenthal and Whitehouse, members of the Supreme Court bar, for asking Roberts to “change the course of pending litigation” by asking Alito to recuse.

    https://www.cnbc.com/2024/06/05/mcconnell-suggests-discipline-for-dem-senators-pressuring-supreme-court-over-alito-flags.html

    We’re in the “silly season” for sure.

  37. 37

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 2:12 pm

    @15 He’s only a Nobel Memorial Prize laureate, just like conservative worthies Hayek and Friedman.

    An economic theorem for which the Prize has not been awarded: Trickle-down.

  38. 38

    PI's poor mother spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 2:17 pm

    They’d burn the whole world down just to rule over the ashes.

    There you are! Pay me back all the money you stole from my purse!

  39. 39

    Independent Voters spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 2:17 pm

    “NO YOU CAN’T HAVE THE PILL OR CONDOMS OR IUDs.

    Ladies, just don’t be sluts. And if a man facies you, that’s God’s plan and you should try to lie back and enjoy it.” Senate GOP Caucus

    Dobbs is on the ballot

  40. 40

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 2:20 pm

    @19 “We may have sympathy for him.”

    Not me. My greatest fear is the jury will acquit him, because this would prove to Republicans the criminal justice system is “rigged,” as it will never occur to them that verdicts tend to reflect defendants’ guilt or innocence.

  41. 41

    Dumbfuck Doctor spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 2:26 pm

    Mick Jagger shreds Ron DeSantis over Disney feud, gives shoutout to his ‘date night with Mickey Mouse’

    I’m burning all of my Rolling Stones LPs in a bonfire tonight. Who’s with me on this? Doctor?

  42. 42

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 2:27 pm

    @25 “an impossible choice between proclaiming their own innocence (as is their right)”

    Let’s also not overlook that innocent people asserting their innocence also costs them extra years of imprisonment, or death instead of life, at sentencing for being uncooperative.

    Just sign the confession here, son, and you’ll go home to your mother this afternoon, I promise.

  43. 43

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 2:29 pm

    @26 I think we should take him at his word that if “the people” are foolish enough to put him back in power, arbitrary arrests and detentions will soon follow.

  44. 44

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 2:31 pm

    @28 He’ll have to slander those young men under the stone crosses from afar.

  45. 45

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 2:36 pm

    @39 They’ll be fine if they keep a quarter between their knees all the time and guns in their purses.*

    * We don’t need all those rapists anyway

  46. 46

    What an asshole. Must be a Republican.. spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 3:53 pm

    have to falsely slur him as an ally of Kanye West?

    Nothing “false” about it at all kreepshit.. nothing of a “slur” either.. “ye” loves Hitler and spews anti-semitism.. If Hilliard luvs it some drumpf, Hilliard can’t be far behind…

    both fellate the same orange guy..

    Both are totally delusional over its orange ass… allies in my book..

    Why is that so hard for you to understand.. hmmm.. mebbe cuz’ you’re too pre-occupied spreading your ass cheeks wide for the orange guy for a tax cut and to preempt an IRS audit?

    Oh we get it.. You want the fellate and getting sodomized field all to your lonesome!

  47. 47

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 4:18 pm

    “Robert F. Kennedy Jr. narrowly helps President Biden and hurts former President Trump’s chances at winning the White House in key battleground states, a survey released this week found.”

    https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4704789-rfk-jr-swings-edge-biden-pennsylvania-wisconsin/

    Evidence keeps piling up that RFK Jr. hurts Trump more than Biden. This doesn’t surprise me, because he’s best known as an anti-vaxxer and promoter of conspiracy theories, which appeals to the kind of people who gravitate to Trump.

    Feel free to suck on it, doc.

  48. 48

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 4:47 pm

    I’ll quickly add, and I haven’t seen anyone here at HA really differ on this, Hunter Biden is in court this week because of his own fuckups.

    And POS Hunter and POS Jim Biden today have been referred to the DOJ for prosecution because of POS Hunter Biden’s fuckup with the laptop, POS Jim Biden’s blatant influence peddling, and POS Joe Biden’s willingness to show up on cue to seal any deal his POS immediate relatives conjur up.

    The Biden Crime Family makes Michael Avenatti blush.

  49. 49

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 5:43 pm

    And POS Hunter and POS Jim Biden today have been referred to the DOJ

    Aaaaand… there.

    I just referred Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body for prosecution. And hol’ up now. Wait a sec. There. I just referred MAGA Mike too

    See how easy that is?
    And how idiotic?

    What the fuck happened to you feckless, cuck pussies? You were supposed to be holding a big impeachment trial this summer.
    Who cut your nuts off and stuffed ’em into Brave Kevin’s mouth anyway? Don’t answer. We know.

  50. 50

    Shadow Speaker Hakim Jeffries spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 5:50 pm

    Who cut your nuts off and stuffed ’em into Brave Kevin’s mouth anyway?

    There is only one rule in Fight Club Congress.😉

  51. 51

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 6:15 pm

    Another POS member of The Biden Crime Family.

    EXCLUSIVE
    NewsUS News
    BLOW UP Hunter Biden and sister-in-law-turned-lover Hallie had fight over drug box and crack rock hidden behind Beau’s photo

    … their romance soured as Hunter’s addiction to crack and penchant for call girls spiraled out of control.

    Hallie begged Hunter to get sober – as she claimed she herself had done – but he was unable to beat his demons and the messages between the couple became increasingly toxic.

    Tensions reached a boiling point after Hallie took a .38 caliber revolver from Hunter’s truck in Wilmington and threw it in a trash can behind a grocery store.

  52. 52

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 6:19 pm

    About the only thing POS Hunter Biden didn’t do with these whores is beat the hell out of them.

    Hunter Biden would smoke crack “every 20 minutes” during hotel hook-ups, his ex-girlfriend told his federal gun trial on Wednesday.

    Zoe Kestan, 30, said she met the “charming” US president’s son when she performed a dance for him at a New York strip club in 2017.

    He pulled out a pipe and began smoking crack cocaine within minutes, she told a court in Wilmington, Delaware.

    That we know of. So far.

    “Charming.”

  53. 53

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 6:26 pm

    @ 47

    Evidence keeps piling up that RFK Jr. hurts Trump more than Biden.

    Trump’s up 5 in Georgia. Make it a 5-way race and Trump’s up 6.

    In Michigan they’re tied. Make it a 5-way race and Trump’s up 1.

    In NC Trump’s up 8. Make it a 5-way race and Trump’s up 12.

    RFK Jr.’s presence gives Biden two points in Virginia. But Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit, Virginia’s not a battleground state.

    Not until this year it wasn’t.

    HAR.
    HAR HAR.
    HAR HAR HAR…

    Like everything else in your life, your “evidence” is up your ass, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit.

  54. 54

    Independent Voters spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 6:26 pm

    Thank heavens that Hunter guy isn’t on any ballot anywhere.

  55. 55

    I looked it up and so can you spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 6:35 pm

    All nine Republican senators running for reelection this year just voted against the right to contraception.

  56. 56

    Kansas spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 6:37 pm

    North Carolina with the assist, nominating a knuckle dragging MAGA choad to run for governor.

    To paraphrase the Prophet O’Shea “Ice Cube” Jackson.

    “And if she decides to call rape, we got this mother fucker on tape!”

    For me there is no compromise on abortion,” Robinson says. “It makes no difference why or how a child ended up in that womb. Abortion in this country is not about protecting the lives of mothers. It is about killing the child because you weren’t responsible enough to keep your skirt down.

  57. 57

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 6:38 pm

    Stormy? Stormy who?

    Zoe Kestan, another one of Biden’s former romantic partners, proved to be a much more captivating witness for the jury. Her delivery was much more animated, and she volunteered interesting details in her answers, like which restaurants they dined at in New York City and which fancy hotels they stayed at in Los Angeles. It seemed like some of the jurors were hanging on every word she said.

    Very specific memory of POS Hunter’s addiction and crack smoking during the period in which the POS bought the gun.

    POS Hunter Biden might not be convicted but the DOJ will drag as many members of The Biden Crime Family through the mud as it possibly can. The Biden’s must be awful to work for.

  58. 58

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 6:55 pm

    POS Hunter Biden might not be convicted but….

    At least they’ll always have “LOCK HER UP!!!
    Whispered among those “in the know” in the sticky booths of the VIP rooms.

  59. 59

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 6:58 pm

    Very specific memory of POS Hunter’s addiction and crack smoking…

    https://www.amazon.com/Beautiful-Things-Memoir-Hunter-Biden/dp/1982151110

    It’s a book report.

  60. 60

    ACAB spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 7:10 pm

    Late Breaking Wednesday night news.

    9 people including the Warden at Waupun Correctional Institution, WI, arrested for felony mistreatment of prisoners. Included are prison medical staff and guards.

    The initial cause of the investigation was an inmate who was dead in his cell for at least 12 hours without anyone noticing. What emerged is an alleged pattern of not delivering meals, skipping cell checks and withholding prescription medication as punishment or just negligence.

    All nine have been dismissed and the Wisconsin Department of Corrections will not provide legal council. It is undetermined if their unions will pick up that bill.

  61. 61

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 7:34 pm

    @54 I wouldn’t vote for him, but I’ll bet Republicans would if he joined QAnon, peddled Wuhan conspiracy theories, and bleated that he has “proof” on his laptop that his father stole the election. For Republican voters being criminal, crazy, or both is no deterrent.

  62. 62

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 7:37 pm

    @56 So they’re gonna get even for Republicans dying from Covid by making mothers die in childbirth?

  63. 63

    FKA hops spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 8:14 pm

    Fun fact about Aileen Canon playing games with the motion to dismiss a Special Council because they weren’t authorized by a specific act of Congress, if she rules for Trump the Hunter Biden case goes up in flames too.

  64. 64

    FKA Hops spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 8:33 pm

    The other fun fact about Hunter and the witnesses so far.

    George W Bush, recovering cokehead alcoholic.

    Patrick Kennedy, pills

    Better hope no one on the jury has a parent or kid in recovery.

    Last time I saw my cousin alive she was telling me how great her recovery was going while clearly on Meth. Was she lying to herself or just me? Hard to say. Addiction beats a lot of people.

  65. 65

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 8:48 pm

    @63 No it wouldn’t because Cannon’s ruling wouldn’t be binding on other judges. And Republicans have no problem with different rules for different defendants.

  66. 66

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 8:56 pm

    “Trump secured nearly 85 percent of the GOP primary vote in New Mexico.”

    https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4704470-nikki-haley-chris-christie-donald-trump-new-mexico-primary-results/

    This percentage has been pretty consistent across the country. It’s oversimplifying to say 15% of Republicans won’t vote for Trump in November, but if that were the case, it’s hard for me to see how he could win. And with Kennedy on the ballot, they can vote against Trump without voting for Biden.

  67. 67

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 9:33 pm

    This dumbass probably is a Trumper, too, but it doesn’t matter because he can’t vote now.

    https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/washington-man-sentenced-20-swatting-calls-false-threats-110880707

  68. 68

    Let’s not elect some idiot who wants a nuclear war with Russia! spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 9:37 pm

    66

    There’s Chase Oliver from the Libertarian Party, Jill Stein from the Green Party and Cornell West from whatever party he’s from.

  69. 69

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 9:37 pm

    @ 63

    …the motion to dismiss a Special Council because they weren’t authorized by a specific act of Congress…

    Wrong. There’s a reason the motion applies to Smith but wouldn’t apply to Weiss. Smith and Weiss did not hold the same position prior to being named special counsel. Weiss is a president-appointed, Senate-confirmed officer of the United States government, while Smith is an employee.

  70. 70

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Wednesday, 6/5/24 at 11:13 pm

    Roughly this time, 80 years ago, Seattle Radio Stations that were still on the air at the time, were carrying bulletins from their networks saying that although not confirmed by SHAEF, German shortwave broadcasts were reporting German Forces were engaging Allied Air and Naval Units off the mouth of the Seine river between Cherbourg and Le Havre. That was the first reports of the invasion. Official confirmation would come from Eisenhower’s HQ around 12:50AM Pacific time.

    https://youtu.be/0kux5yfL9LE?si=gG0CVhim__C9I3ia

  71. 71

    Suckers what’s in it for them spews:

    Thursday, 6/6/24 at 12:03 am

    @70

    Doubtless many with bone spurs never made it off the beach.

  72. 72

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 6/6/24 at 1:35 am

    @71 Many with bone spurs never made it to the beach.

  73. 73

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 6/6/24 at 1:36 am

    @68 “Let’s not elect some idiot who wants a nuclear war with Russia!”

    Who would that be?

  74. 74

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 6/6/24 at 1:54 am

    I most certainly don’t wish for American citizens with brown skin and Hispanic surnames who vote for Trump to get rounded up and deported to Mexico if they get him elected, and then held there for ransom by cartels and killed if their families don’t pay up, but I worry that it could possibly happen if a re-elected Trump sweeps up and deports “11 million illegals” as he’s promised to do.

    When you’re arresting and deporting that many people in a shortened timeframe, some citizens of all ages are bound to get caught in the dragnet, and there just won’t be enough time and resources to determine they’re not “illegals,” so they’ll be thrown on buses and planes with the rest.

    So, you know, if you’re a Garcia or a Lopez, and your kids disappear on their way home from school, and you call the Border Patrol to find out where they are, you’ll probably get a busy signal because a lots of other families will be trying to call, too. Same deal if Granny Lopez or Grandpa Garcia doesn’t make it home from grocery shopping.

    You get what you vote for, and Trump has made no secret of what he’ll do to “immigrants” if he wins this election.

  75. 75

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 6/6/24 at 3:35 am

    Well, they’re at it again; if it’s a school, Hamas is inside.

    An Israeli air strike on a UN school packed with hundreds of displaced Palestinians in central Gaza has reportedly killed at least 35 people. Local journalists told the BBC that a warplane fired two missiles at classrooms on the top floor of the school in the urban Nuseirat refugee camp. Videos showed the destruction and a number of bodies. Israel’s military said it had “conducted a precise strike on a Hamas compound” in the school and killed many of the 20 to 30 fighters it believed were inside.

    https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/crggq0jygq6o

  76. 76

    Let’s not elect some idiot who wants a nuclear war with Russia! spews:

    Thursday, 6/6/24 at 7:52 am

    @68 “Let’s not elect some idiot who wants a nuclear war with Russia!”*

    Who would that be?

    Joe Biden or Donald Trump – take your pick!

    *And China, too!

  77. 77

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Thursday, 6/6/24 at 7:53 am

    65,
    Cannon’s ruling would be appealed.

  78. 78

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 6/6/24 at 7:54 am

    @ 75

    “Claims that armed groups may have been inside the shelter are shocking. We are however unable to verify these claims,” he added.

    That’s the UNRWA head for Palestinian refugees. Note that he did not refute the claims, either.

    Also note that IDF called off the strike twice previously to limit civilian casualties. And that the building is still standing – IDF hit what it wanted to hit.

    You got one thing correct, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit: If it’s a school, Hamas is inside.

  79. 79

    RedReformed spews:

    Thursday, 6/6/24 at 9:03 am

    Biden, Macron honor D-Day veterans 80 years after operation
    Proud to have a president who respects our veterans. Unlike the convicted criminal who calls them “suckers” and “losers.”
    I’m old, I remember when republicans wouldn’t think to vote for candidates who mocked the troops.
    Vote Better, Vote Democratic.

  80. 80

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Thursday, 6/6/24 at 9:29 am

    Yet another disgraceful Stolen Valor MAGA Republican:

    https://www.notus.org/congress/troy-nehls-combat-infantry-badge-pin-revoked

  81. 81

    Politically Incorrect spews:

    Thursday, 6/6/24 at 9:35 am

    @76 – We have poor choices in the upcoming election. Biden & Trump are both not qualified for the job. Both are warmongering Neo-Cons.

  82. 82

    RedReformed spews:

    Thursday, 6/6/24 at 9:43 am

    Representative Byron Donalds, a second-term congressman and former candidate for House speaker, expressed nostalgia for the Jim Crow era – named after a series of laws that defined the height of racial segregation in the United States – in comments at a fundraising event aimed at Black Republicans in Philadelphia on Tuesday.

    His argument is apparently, the Jim Crow era was great, because if blacks were allowed to vote, some of voted conservative.

    If he wants more black people to vote for republicans, I don’t think he remembers the liberal party of Lincoln is not same as the conservative white supremacist party of the convicted criminal rapist trump.

  83. 83

    RedReformed spews:

    Thursday, 6/6/24 at 9:49 am

    @81. Nevertheless, that’s who’s likely to be on the ballot.
    Don’t vote then. Or vote for the one that does not have documented plans (project 2025) to install the convicted criminal as king and set up an authoritative state.
    What’s important to you? It’s your choice.

  84. 84

    Independent Voters spews:

    Thursday, 6/6/24 at 11:07 am

    The Pennsylvania Democratic Party got a huge gift today from Republicans in the State House.

    Former U.S. Capitol Police officer Harry Dunn and former sergeant Aquilino Gonell were introduced on the floor Wednesday as “heroes” by House Speaker Joanna McClinton (D) for having “bravely defended democracy in the United States Capitol against rioters and insurrection on Jan. 6.”

    As the two men — both of whom were injured by rioters on Jan. 6 — were introduced, the House floor descended into chaos. According to Democratic lawmakers, several GOP lawmakers hissed and booed, with a number of Republicans walking out of the chamber in protest.

    “I heard some hissing and I saw about eight to 10 of my Republican colleagues walk out angrily as they were announced as police officers from the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6,” state Rep. Arvind Venkat (D) said in a phone interview Thursday. “I was shocked and appalled,” he added. According to Venkat, the commotion lasted about five minutes. Fewer than 100 lawmakers, evenly divided between Republicans and Democrats, were present in the chamber before the chaotic scene unfolded, he said.

  85. 85

    Independent Voters spews:

    Thursday, 6/6/24 at 11:13 am

    Have fun watching the convention in the Prison Rec Room.

    A federal judge in Washington, D.C., at a hearing Thursday ordered former Trump White House aide Steve Bannon to report to jail by July 1 to begin serving a four-month sentence for his criminal contempt of Congress conviction.

    The order by Judge Carl Nichols came three weeks after federal prosecutors urged him to lift a stay on Bannon’s sentence pending an appeal of his conviction for failing to comply with a subpoena from a House committee investigating the Jan. 6, 2021, Capitol riot.

    A federal appeals court panel in a unanimous ruling on May 10 upheld Bannon’s conviction in the case.

  86. 86

    Independent Voters spews:

    Thursday, 6/6/24 at 11:15 am

    It’s kind of like how you can be a total asshole of a neighbor and then one day they sucker punch you because they’ve had enough. You know what I’m talking about, Rand?

    Aformer neighbor of Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito has said his account of a neighborhood dispute that led to the hoisting of an upside-down U.S. flag on his property didn’t add up.

    “At best, he’s mistaken, but at worst he’s just outright lying,” Emily Baden told CNN’s Erin Burnett on OutFront.

    Baden said the verbal exchange with Alito’s wife, Martha-Ann Alito, that the justice claimed was the reason for his wife flying the upside-down flag—associated with supporters of former president Donald Trump’s baseless claims that the 2020 election was stolen from him—occurred in the middle of February 2021.

  87. 87

    Politically Incorrect spews:

    Thursday, 6/6/24 at 11:21 am

    @83 – I will vote, but I won’t be voting for Biden or Trump. I may vote for the Libertarian guy or RFK, Jr.

    Anyone is better than Biden or Trump.

  88. 88

    Women Voters and their sensible partners spews:

    Thursday, 6/6/24 at 11:27 am

    Texas goes Blue. Dobbs is on the Ballot.

    https://x.com/TheRyanHamilton/status/1792504436335456421

    A new doctor was on call. He was an older man. You could hear him in the hallway as he said, “I’m not giving her a pill so she can go home and have an ab*rtion!”. Being well aware that our baby no longer had a heartbeat. Then, he came into the room to say, and I quote: “Considering the current stance. I’m not going to prescribe you this pill”. Then, just sent us on our way.
    The “CURRENT STANCE”?! Did he really just say that?!
    No one should ever have to hear their wife say: “Get this dead baby out of me!”.

    And of course the response on (SH)itter has been to call him a liar.

  89. 89

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Thursday, 6/6/24 at 11:31 am

    Bannon heading to prison in three weeks.
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  90. 90

    Independent Voters spews:

    Thursday, 6/6/24 at 11:36 am

    Exhibit ‘A’, why Republicans keep opposing anti child marriage bills. When you were a nobody back bench house Rep no one looked up your bio but then you brought your kid to work day and his funny faces while you spoke about the horrible miscarriage of justice of a jury of 12 unanimously concluding that your party head is a felon got you the attention you crave. Ooops.

    Dude, ew.

    In March 2007, 17-year-old high school senior Chelsea Doss (now Chelsea Brooke Rose), traveled four hours from Eagleville to Gatlinburg, Tennessee, to participate in the state’s 79th annual Future Farmers of America convention. Over the course of three days, her Eagleville High School chapter competed in the state competition, and nine of its members, including Chelsea, won the State Superior award, a top showing. That wasn’t all. Chelsea also won the State Job Interview contest, and was even named the 2007–2008 Tennessee FFA Association state president.

    Among the convention attendees was her future husband, the then vice chairman of the board of the Tennessee FFA and current Tennessee congressman John Rose.

    Not even four years later, according to an engagement announcement in the now-defunct local paper the Eagleville Times, the two were married. Chelsea was at the time a 21-year-old college senior at Tennessee Technical University; John was a 45-year-old software executive with a long history of involvement in the Tennessee FFA, a board member of both the FFA and chairman of the board at Chelsea’s college.

    Evidence suggests the two may have initially met when she was a Freshman in High School. Groomers gonna groom.

  91. 91

    Nate Silver spews:

    Thursday, 6/6/24 at 11:56 am

    An interesting poll from Franklin & Marshall. They had a poll in the field when Trump’s guilty verdict was announced in PA-10 where House Freedom Caucus member Scott Perry who has been in Congress since 2013 is running for re-election. About 2/3rds of the poll responses happened before the verdict and the rest after.

    The topline of the poll is this is statistically about even with Perry up 45-44 with 11% undecided.

    What’s interesting for a guy who last won with 54% of the vote in 2022 is those surveyed before the verdict broke 49-42 FOR Perry with 9% undecided. Those after broke 47-39 with 14% undecided for Stelson.

    Republicans have held the 10th since 2008.

  92. 92

    Independent Voters spews:

    Thursday, 6/6/24 at 12:07 pm

    That’s an image.

    “He can’t even walk unless ‘Doctor’ Jill holds him up.”

    “Yeah OUR guy is speaking to a Yuge crowd in Vegas. Nothing says support the troops like a desert stopover for GIs turned into a den of sin and vice. Say, did you know our guy used to own casinos?”

    “Why is he talking about Fascism. It’s like he thinks it’s stil 1935.”

  93. 93

    Donald J "Foamy Spittle" Trump spews:

    Thursday, 6/6/24 at 12:12 pm

    Man of the people. That’s what I am man. People come up to me all the time with tears in their eyes and say, “SIR I’m just like you. Well except for the 34 felony count conviction which is a travesty and rigged but you are the hero we all need.

    “A great honor to speak with four wonderful D-Day Heroes — Donald Cobb, Steve Melnikoff, George Cross, and Harold Radish, from my plane going to Arizona. I LOVE YOU ALL, see you in the White House! – DJT”

  94. 94

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 6/6/24 at 12:37 pm

    POS Hunter Biden is a POS.

    WILMINGTON, Delaware — Hunter Biden’s sister-in-law and former romantic partner, Hallie Biden, took the stand at his trial on gun-related charges Thursday and told jurors she believed he was using crack cocaine around the time he bought a pistol in the fall of 2018.

    … prove that Hunter was an active drug user when he purchased the firearm. Special counsel David Weiss has charged the president’s son with three federal felonies for allegedly lying about his drug use when he bought the gun and then illegally possessing the gun for less than two weeks.
    …
    She testified that on the morning of Oct. 23, 2018 — the day she found and threw away the gun — Hunter appeared as if he could have been using drugs. He had arrived at her home either early that morning or late the night before, she said.

  95. 95

    What an asshole. Must be a Republican.. spews:

    Thursday, 6/6/24 at 12:46 pm

    POS Hunter Biden is a POS.

    Takes one to know one.. I trust neither of you appears on a ballot. Wouldn’t vote for either of you anyway.

  96. 96

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 6/6/24 at 1:17 pm

    “President Joe Biden said in an interview Thursday he would not pardon his son Hunter if he’s found guilty of criminal gun charges.”

    https://www.cnn.com/politics/live-news/hunter-biden-trial-06-06-24/index.html

    Rigged justice system! Favoritism! Nepotism! Oh wait …

  97. 97

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 6/6/24 at 1:20 pm

    POS Hunter Biden is a POS.

    He sure is, and I’m glad he’s not my son, cuz I’d hate to be his dad. I feel for Joe, being stuck with a child like this.

  98. 98

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 6/6/24 at 1:25 pm

    @76 You’re an idiot. Both those guys have been president, and there’s been no nuclear war with Russia. Least of all Trump, who’s a surrender monkey, and will let Putin take whatever he wants, including Omaha, Nebraska.

    @81 You’re an idiot, too. Are you guys twin brothers?

  99. 99

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 6/6/24 at 1:27 pm

    @78 “Note that he did not refute the claims, either.”

    Like you haven’t refuted claims that you’re a dumbfuck?

  100. 100

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 6/6/24 at 1:28 pm

    @79 I remember when you had to be a veteran to get elected to anything, even local alderman or school board.

  101. 101

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 6/6/24 at 1:37 pm

    @87 Go for it, Ace.

  102. 102

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 6/6/24 at 1:39 pm

    @89 Don’t convicts usually go to prison straight from the courtroom? Why is the system bending over backwards for this guy? Corruption! Favoritism!

  103. 103

    It shall be written... spews:

    Thursday, 6/6/24 at 2:25 pm

    Stormy saved America.

  104. 104

    South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem spews:

    Thursday, 6/6/24 at 2:31 pm

    After I saw this headline I went outside and shot a puppy.

    Kristi Noem is out. Doug Burgum is up. Trump’s VP shortlist gets shorter

  105. 105

    Tesla Investors spews:

    Thursday, 6/6/24 at 2:47 pm

    Tesla CEO Elon Musk could leave if $56 billion pay package not approved, shareholders warned / ‘This is obviously not about the money,’ Tesla’s board chair writes

    Where are we going to find another egomaniacal tech dude who never actually invented anything to run this place into the ground with the ‘cyber’plane or some other dumb ass quest.

  106. 106

    FKA Hops spews:

    Thursday, 6/6/24 at 3:25 pm

    Because of course.

    46 House Republicans voted to defund NATO two days before the 80th anniversary of D-Day

  107. 107

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 6/6/24 at 3:30 pm

    @103 Not yet. There’s still Nov. 5 to get through.

  108. 108

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 6/6/24 at 3:34 pm

    “Former President Trump on Thursday fumed over a federal judge ordering his longtime ally Steve Bannon to report to prison, calling for members of the House panel that investigated the Jan. 6, 2021, riot to be indicted.”

    https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4708462-trump-jan-6-committee-members-indicted-bannon/

    Basically, he’s saying the congressmen who issued the subpoena, not the witness who defied it, should be in jail.

    This concept, if adopted, could prove useful. Gym Jordan issues lots of subpoenas, especially to prosecutors, and plenty of people would like to see him in jail.

  109. 109

    FKA Hops spews:

    Thursday, 6/6/24 at 6:18 pm

    So if you’re going to do crime, do it when it’s raining.

    Militarized Cybertrucks driven by cops and private security forces may soon cruise US streets—a scenario repeatedly endorsed by Tesla CEO Elon Musk himself. And while fans of the chunky, soap-phobic, recall-prone EV previously teased similar projects, at least one California-based Tesla alterations company is officially advertising Cybertruck “upfitting” packages to police and other “tactical response” customers.

  110. 110

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Thursday, 6/6/24 at 7:41 pm

    What kind of utter DUMBFUCK falls for this:
    https://youtube.com/shorts/mmAn9jZ2pmc

    Oh wait. Never mind.

  111. 111

    RNC RESEARCH spews:

    Thursday, 6/6/24 at 8:50 pm

    Analysis: We researched how many convicted felons had been elected President of the United States: the answer may surprise you.

    It’s zero. The answer is zero

  112. 112

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 6/6/24 at 9:26 pm

    Kari Lake called rightwing sheriff Mark Lamb a “coward” and it didn’t go over well.

    https://www.rawstory.com/sheriffs-condemn-kari-lake/

  113. 113

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 6/6/24 at 9:28 pm

    @111 Records exist to be broken, and I’m sure you’ll make your best effort.

  114. 114

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 6/6/24 at 9:32 pm

    It sure looks like police have their man in the Long Island serial killer case. The suspect wrote a checklist on how to carry out killings and avoid getting caught.

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/long-island-gilgo-beach-killings-planning-document-alleged_n_6661f54ee4b0f9f6da806952

  115. 115

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 6/6/24 at 10:03 pm

    @ 91

    What’s interesting for a guy who last won with 54% of the vote in 2022 is those surveyed before the verdict broke 49-42 FOR Perry with 9% undecided. Those after broke 47-39 with 14% undecided for Stelson.

    1.

    Half (50%) are unaware that Janelle Stelson lives outside of the district.

    They’ll be aware well before November.

    2.

    Post-Verdict. (n=165)

    Not a whole lot of statistical power there.
    .
    GLWT

  116. 116

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 6/6/24 at 10:07 pm

    @ 100

    I remember when you had to be a veteran to get elected to anything, even local alderman or school board.

    I remember when neither #CrookedHillary nor Barack were brave enough to say they supported gay marriage.

  117. 117

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 6/6/24 at 10:12 pm

    @ 90

    Evidence suggests the two may have initially met when she was a Freshman in High School. Groomers gonna groom.

    You might have waited a day to post this. Like, a day after the day DOCTOR Jill Biden and her Geritol-deficient, Depends-deficient husband cozied up with that French couple who are the same number of years apart in age as the couple you feign horror about, dude.

  118. 118

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 6/6/24 at 10:16 pm

    @ 98

    Both those guys have been president, and there’s been no nuclear war with Russia.

    No, but US-made long-range missiles are being fired into Russia with our blessing. WWII didn’t start out nuclear, either.

  119. 119

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 6/6/24 at 10:37 pm

    @ 102

    Don’t convicts usually go to prison straight from the courtroom?

    No, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit. Not usually. Quite the Legal Eagle you are.

  120. 120

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Thursday, 6/6/24 at 11:01 pm

    Great video focusing on surviving D-Day ships. My favorites are the Texas, Belfast, Laffey, and Jeremiah O’Brien. The latter being one of two surviving Liberty Ships that still run. The Laffey because it represents the Destroyers that sailed as close to the shore and gave fire support with their 5 inch Guns at Point Blank range.
    https://youtu.be/–f6N_5ivl8?si=TRUY-NO_uvWVoA-Q

  121. 121

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 6/7/24 at 1:50 am

    @116 Now they do it to irritate Republicans.

  122. 122

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 6/7/24 at 1:53 am

    @118 It’s standard practice to interdict troops, equipment, and supplies positioned on enemy territory in a war, and Putin knows that.

    He may be willing to trade a generation of Russian males for Ukraine, but I doubt he’s willing to trade his own ass for a few airplanes and ammo dumps in Moscow’s hinterlands.

  123. 123

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 6/7/24 at 1:56 am

    @120 I’m probably driving part of one, because practically all the steel in the U.S. was offshore that beach on D-Day.

  124. 124

    What an asshole. Must be a Republican.. spews:

    Friday, 6/7/24 at 3:45 am

    I remember when neither #CrookedHillary nor Barack were brave enough to say they supported gay marriage.

    Typical pols. They waited until some polls said it was fine and then they were free to “evolve”..

    You’re still dragging your knuckles.. the frat bros during hell week made sure of that.

  125. 125

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Friday, 6/7/24 at 5:24 am

    Thanks to Western sanctions Gazprom just posted it’s first loss this century. And further the company does not expect to return to profitability before 2035.

    It isn’t enough for MAGA to back losers, felons, and violent pipe-bombs mobs domestically. They want to see the Russian people suffer too.

  126. 126

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Friday, 6/7/24 at 6:10 am

    God Damn!

    272,000 jobs for May.

    Biden Economic Miracle can’t be stopped. House Republicans try. MAGA Plutocrats try. Newspaper publishers try.

    But Mighty Joe outmaneuvers and outsmarts them all.

    Republicans were going to hammer him on the border – POOF!
    Republicans were going to impeach him – POOF!
    Republicans were going to hammer him on Ukraine – POOF!
    Republicans were going to hammer him on CRT/Drag Shows – POOF!
    Republicans were going to dance around a global nuclear winter recession – POOF!

    Now all they’ve got left is sinking boats parades and dragging his family. Which just looks weak.

  127. 127

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 6/7/24 at 8:03 am

    @ 126

    272,000 jobs for May.

    And Virginia’s a battleground state in 2024.

    Somehow people must realize the disconnect between all those new job-holders and 400,000 fewer employed people in the same month.

    When more than half of the “created” jobs are taken by newly arrived illegal aliens, it means job creation for those already here is well below native population growth requirements. Which is how you get fewer people in the labor force.

    Just ask Virginia’s voters. They’ll tell you.

  128. 128

    Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

    Friday, 6/7/24 at 11:16 am

    Somehow people must realize the direct casual connection between… a “protest” vote for an admitted and adjudicated Rapist and Convicted Felon and the rapid shedding of 14 million jobs.

    He was the worst president in history.
    And now he’s a convicted felon heading to jail.

    It’s just fantastic 😍😊!

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