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Wednesday Morning Open Thread!

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 3/9/22, 8:03 am

I think it was coming, but it’s nice to see Seattle extend outdoor seating (first item), with the intent to make it permanent. It is nice, especially as we’re lifting COVID-19 restrictions. I have family who won’t eat inside when there *are* vaccine requirements. So it’s nice that the option is there.

Anyway, please wash your hands right away. And get vaccinated or boosted.

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  1. 1

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 9:28 am

    How long, I wonder, until Seattle’s version of Darrell Brooks decides to mow down a few dozen diners sitting in those enclosures constructed of 2x4s and clear sheet plastic.

    A risk, of course, that Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit doesn’t have to take, being unable to afford to eat in a restaurant due to his continued investment losses.

  2. 2

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 9:39 am

    Dunno ’bout the rest of y’all, but I sure am glad that Momala’s gonna fix this Ukraine kerfluffle.

    She’s so serious an’ experienced an’ all. All smart an’ shit.

  3. 3

    Steve spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 9:44 am

    How long, I wonder, until #BLM gets around to lynching the low IQ dumbfuck racist traitor.

    A risk, of course, is that ANTFA will get to him first.

    Oh, look! More low IQ dumbfuck traitors!

    Whitmer kidnap plotters wanted to help spark second Civil War, feds say

    GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — Prosecutors marked the start of the domestic terrorism trial of four men accused of scheming to kidnap Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer on Wednesday by cataloging the alleged acts of angry men who built bombs, hatched violent plans and amassed an arsenal in hopes of sparking a nationwide wave of terror targeting politicians.

  4. 4

    Steve spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 10:11 am

    Dunno ’bout the rest of y’all, but I sure find it bigoted and racist of our low IQ dumbfuck traitor to refer to our nation’s VP as his Momala, which is what her step-kids call her. It’s a clever play on “Kamala” and “mamaleh”, a Yiddish word meaning “little mama” but here used as a term of endearment.

    But seeing as the low IQ dumbfuck traitor is all smart an’ shit, I reckon he sees this as a clever way to use one word to diss Jews, black women and blended living all at the same time, all horrid sins as viewed by him and the rest of America’s low IQ dumbfuck bigots and racists.

  5. 5

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 10:18 am

    First Vegetable Joe Biden: Black dudes in suits, elected by their community to serve in Congress, remind me of basketball players.

    Townhall.com
    @townhallcom
    Joe Biden: “The three congressman you have here, two of them look like they really could and did play ball and the other one looks like he can bomb you.”

    2:26 PM · Mar 8, 2022

    This is the mentality that Steve needs God to bless.

  6. 6

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 10:25 am

    TFW Vice President Harris tries to buy Greenland and launch an ICBM into a hurricane.

    It’s just weird in a way to be alive and paying any attention in times like these. Republican incompetence has become so routine and so phenomenally insane as to be honestly hard to grapple with and fit into a narrative framework describing the world we live in. And yet we have to. We have to both comprehend and honestly admit just how dangerous Republican incompetence has become.

    TFG really did these things. And frankly much worse. The extent to which the pinnacle leaders of the Republican party and “conservatism” have come to define their own curated reality and delegitimize competency and expertise can’t be safely ignored anymore. They really thought that by changing a graphic using a Sharpie they could change the destructive path of a tropical storm. They insisted that a deadly global pandemic virus would go away once the weather got warm and people went outside. They continue to insist that they won the last election. They launched a terrorist attack on Congress as a result.

    And yet these things are so grotesque, and in many ways so overwhelming that they can seem faintly unreal. We want them to be unreal. Because it’s obvious that we can’t do anything to make Republicans less dangerously incompetent. And we quite rightly fear that they will continue to play an oversized role in public life in America. They will continue to elevate and promote the worst among themselves. They will nominate Donald Trump to be their candidate in 2024. And no matter how hard we try, no matter how outrageously we seek to exaggerate, his running mate will somehow manage to be even worse than we can possibly imagine.

    We’re stuck with them and with this timeline. We might as well face it and take whatever measures are appropriate to limit the danger and the damage. Because “nuke the hurricanes” is real. It’s who they are now. And they will only get worse. There will never be a pivot. Sooner than we want to believe “JOO SPACE LASERS” will seem mildly quaint by comparison. And who knows? Maybe we’ll all wish Donald Trump could have bought Greenland. So we could send them all to live there.

  7. 7

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 10:37 am

    @ 5

    We’re begging Iran and Venezuela to pump more crude so that we can pay them more money so that they can continue to be evil.

    Because we’ve decided that we don’t want to produce our own oil.

    Talk Greenland all you want. It’s what’s left since the pissing prostitute story went bye-bye.

  8. 8

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 10:44 am

    5?

    Talking to himself about college athletes and air force pilots?

    Or just fucking up again.

    Degen is a pretty good example of both the incompetence and the determination to ignore it and insist that competency and expertise are passe. For any Republican a president who occasionally stutters represents a global existential danger.
    But a president who tries to launch a thermonuclear attack against a weather system is not any concern at all.

    Res ipsa loquitur

  9. 9

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 10:53 am

    What’s the over-under on tomorrow’s CPI release?

    Is it 8.0%? Bloomberg is reporting a prediction of 7.8%, but that doesn’t include the minor incursion by Russia into Ukraine that First Vegetable Joe Biden blessed last month. Bloomberg thinks that ol’ Joe’s little breach of decorum in deference to his colleague Vladimir might cause the CPI in March or April to hit 9%.

    We’re gettin’ closer to November, y’all HA libbies.

    Anyways, this is a good time to possess fully leased commercial real estate, with a fixed-rate long-term mortgage and leases that adjust according to CPI, each and every year. Beats the hell out of risking your dwindling retirement funds on 3M, Citigroup, and AT&T, doesn’t it, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit?

    Might even be time to look into one of those EVs that Mayor Pete wants me to buy. As an alternative in case I’m having trouble paying to fill the tank.

  10. 10

    Degenerate Troll Research Council spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 10:55 am

    It is with deep and profound sadness that we mark today an important milestone in the evolution of a degenerate idiot troll and most Republicans in general.
    But after two solid years of informed expertise as an infectious disease and public health expert, today we announce that Degen will be moving on.

    Following a month of intense online research, starting today and from now on Degen will be an expert on macroeconomics, U.S. monetary policy, and no-fly zones.

  11. 11

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 10:59 am

    9,
    How was last week’s jobs report.
    I still haven’t had a chance to look. Sorry.

    Hey, you know what would bring down inflation fast?
    Shedding 22 million jobs would.

    Degen “expertise” in action and on display.

  12. 12

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 11:09 am

    @ 11

    Since China’s malevolence clearly is Trump’s fault, I see no reason why Russia’s cannot be First Vegetable Joe Biden’s fault.

    That’s how this works. I didn’t make the rules in 2020. I just want them similarly applied in 2022.

  13. 13

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 11:13 am

    Real millionaires don’t include their home equity in order to be able to join the club.

    FOX 13 Seattle
    21h
    Russell Wilson may soon be packing his bags for Denver to play for the Broncos, but that deal could get even sweeter—his Bellevue mansion more than doubled in value since he bought it in 2015.

    If Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit’s shithole doubled in value, it would still be laughable.

  14. 14

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 11:19 am

    12,
    Another blow to the Degen veneer of “expertise” now that he very obviously missed last week’s authoritative debunking of lab-leak.

    It’s perfectly understandable. After all he’s been deprived of most of his Russian bot-farm support while simultaneously having to cram Google searches for information about Turkish UAVs and the movie rental histories of fed bankers. Like 10 said, Degen has moved on now.

    A freak only has so much JOO SPACE LASER bandwidth.

  15. 15

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 11:24 am

    Let’s Go Brandon!

    Yesterday the judge rejected FOX lawyers motions for dismissal and moved to proceed to trial in the Smartmatic defamation lawsuit against FOX, Dobbs, and Baritromo.

    Time to settle. Only any settlement intended to cure the tort would have to include some very public admission of wrong on the part of FOX and their “personalities”.

  16. 16

    YLB laughing at pos vacuous troll mcdimfook and its little kiddie crush on Vlad "Godwin" Putin spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 11:25 am

    Because we’ve decided that we don’t want to produce our own oil.

    Lazy frackers.. Or is it that the fracking grift has run out?

    https://www.desmog.com/2021/04/22/struggling-fracking-investors-are-searching-for-the-exit/

    awwww. no more greater fools left. no probs here.. we top off the tank on the one family car 6 times a year at most.

  17. 17

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 11:32 am

    Pay attention Degen.
    There’s some good information here for a guy like you:
    https://www.pennlive.com/crime/2022/03/dunkin-worker-sentenced-to-house-arrest-after-fatally-punching-irate-customer.html

    Two years modified house arrest for killing with a single punch a registered sex offender who used precisely one too many hard Rs.

    Worth it?
    Many would answer yes.

  18. 18

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 11:34 am

    @ 16

    Oh, how cute!

    HA’s resident The Unserious Twat, YLB, chooses an April 2021 article, when Brent crude was trading under $65/bbl, in an effort to tell us that frackers are “struggling” and “searching for the exit” now that Brent crude is at $110.

    Nothing about YLB is timely. She’s still wearing 2019 vajazzling stones, fer Chrissakes.

    YLB, ya dumb twat, break-even price for tight oil is less than $40/bbl. Stay clueless, cum dump.

  19. 19

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 11:40 am

    When was the last time Degen looked at updated employment numbers?

    Never seemed to hold him back.

    This is how we know he’s an “expert”.

  20. 20

    Gggeeee Money spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 11:44 am

    Thank God for Joe Biden!

  21. 21

    YLB laughing at pos vacuous troll mcdimfook and its little kiddie crush on Vlad "Godwin" Putin spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 11:53 am

    that frackers are “struggling” and “searching for the exit”

    Yawwwwn… pos can’t read.. no more greater fools on wall street left to fund a systemically unprofitable means of production.

    they’ve all been burned.

    an April 2021 article,

    Heh. not even a year old.. unprofitable then, unprofitable now.. dimfook apparently has faith in inflated dollars.

    How cute.

  22. 22

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 11:54 am

    Nobody agrees more with the statement, “Thank God for Joe Biden!”, than does Jimmy Carter.

    Carter will now forever be a mere blip in the presidential history books, instead of being tagged with “worst president in our lifetime”.

    Carter, after all, gave us Reagan, which was good.

    Biden, and Harris beginning in 2023, will give us DeSantis, which will be even better.

  23. 23

    Gggeeee Money spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 11:56 am

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2022/03/09/trump-plane-engine-failure-gulf-mexico-new-orleans/

    I bet Hillary had something to do with this!

  24. 24

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 12:05 pm

    @ 23

    Since it was a plane owned by a rich donor, G-clown, I bet she did, too. That donor and Bill Clinton probably spit-roasted the same minor child on Epstein’s island, and Hillary’s got the goods on both of them. Of course he’ll do her a favor when asked.

    Always follow the money.

  25. 25

    YLB laughing at pos vacuous troll mcdimfook and its little kiddie crush on Vlad "Godwin" Putin spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 12:10 pm

    Timely enough?

    ‘Analysts expect oil demand to return to pre-pandemic levels this year and say that prices need to rise higher yet to entice U.S. producers to drill more wells and to discourage consumption that has been unbowed by the highest gasoline prices in years.

    U.S. producers have been rewarded by investors for restraint since flooding the market with shale oil before the bust. Meanwhile, break-even drilling costs are rising because of labor and materials inflation and a shakeout that has reduced capacity and competition for hydraulic fracturing and other oil-field services.

    “The oil market is heading for simultaneously low inventories, low spare capacity and still low investment,” Morgan Stanley analysts wrote in a research note, lifting their price forecast for the summer quarter by $10 a barrel, to $100 for Brent and $97.50 for West Texas Intermediate.’

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/what-s-behind-wall-street-s-100-oil-forecast/ar-AATcexN

    shakeout? why? pandemic bust anyone?

    low investment? why?

    dimfook said “we’ve decided” and the silly shit for brains can’t make the connection that’s there’s not enough munee in it to obviate the risk. many times bitten, way more times shy. yawwwwn…

    little touchy there dimfuk, lose munee much?

  26. 26

    YLB laughing at pos vacuous troll mcdimfook and its little kiddie crush on Vlad "Godwin" Putin spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 12:19 pm

    Biden, and Harris beginning in 2023, will give us DeSantis, which will be even better.

    Bonzo was dimfook’s gateway drug..

    And now we know Bonzo was dimfuk’s pot and “hahvaad fat boy” DeSatanist is its crystal meth.

    Heh. tweeker..

  27. 27

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 12:28 pm

    Degenerate tweeker.

    Funny to look at tho.

  28. 28

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 1:31 pm

    Nobody agrees more with the statement, “Thank God for Joe Biden!”, than does Jimmy Carter.

    A dubious claim.

    After all, who but Trump could have put 22 million Americans into unemployment eclipsing Carter’s 7% and flipped Georgia back to Carter’s party in Carter’s lifetime?
    Quite the fitting tribute.
    What a guy!

  29. 29

    Steve spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 1:35 pm

    A black man standing at a bank counter is one thing, but to pass the teller a note that reads “I would like to withdraw $12,000 cash from my checking account. Please do the money count somewhere else. I’d like to be discreet.”? That’s another thing altogether. What on earth was he thinking?? He could have been shot!

    ‘Black Panther’ director placed in handcuffs after bank teller mistakes him for a robber

    God bless Raw Story.

  30. 30

    Gggeeee Money spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 1:42 pm

    @24 The Fuckhump was pretty stupid to get on that plane then. What a dumbfuck, no wonder you love the guy.

  31. 31

    Gggeeee Money spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 1:44 pm

    little touchy there dimfuk, lose munee much?

    he’s always been touchy, it’s the horse I think.

  32. 32

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 2:12 pm

    @ 29

    Oh, Steve?

    TMZ’s report also said that the police’s report described the teller as a pregnant Black woman.

    So, Stacey Abrams humongous, but because of a baby, not lack of willpower.

    Maybe it was the hormones. Let’s ask YLB.

  33. 33

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 2:15 pm

    Democrats wanted to keep their unspent money AND pump another $16B into governments as Wuhan “aid”.

    Republicans said no.

    So Democrats will be forced to spend the money they already have been given, before asking for more. Boo fuckin’ hoo.

  34. 34

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 2:22 pm

    Lindsey Graham:

    “The reason Michelle Childs is not the nominee is because of a concerted effort by the left to take her down and that doesn’t sit very well with me,” he said in separate remarks last week.

    “Here’s the point: I was willing to get probably double-digit Republican support for somebody that would have been in the liberal camp from my state,” he added, referring to Childs. “So they made a political decision to reject bipartisanship and go another way.”

    He said Biden “can pick anybody he wants and I can vote any way I want.”

    He’s right. As long as we’re putting asterisks by the names of SCOTUS justices, let’s add one more to the list.

  35. 35

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 2:30 pm

    I’ve heard Trump’s private jet is broken. Now I hear his friends’ planes are broken, too.

  36. 36

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 2:34 pm

    It’s rare to see an elected official indicted for election misconduct. You have to really work at it. Colorado county clerk Tina Peters really did.

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/tina-peters-colorado-elections-clerk-indicted_n_6228e29ce4b047f85a443a61

    To watch her being arrested for violating court rules, go here:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RH8v4P5rlc

    Like the Capitol insurrectionists and “stop the steal” lawyers, she thinks she can do as she damn well pleases, laws be damned.

    She can’t. They can’t.

  37. 37

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 2:35 pm

    We keep Doctor Dumbfuck busy here on HA to keep him out of trouble with the law. We do that because, frankly, we don’t think he has very good judgment.

  38. 38

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 2:36 pm

    So, this was Sunday:

    Face The Nation
    @FaceTheNation
    .
    @SecBlinken
    : The U.S. has given the “green light” to NATO countries if they choose to provide fighter jets to Ukraine, one day after President Zelensky made a plea to members of Congress to provide them during a Saturday Zoom call. https://cbsn.ws/3hGpnoG
    7:54 AM · Mar 6, 2022

    Following this, Poland and Ukraine went ahead and arranged for jets currently in Poland to be transferred to Ukrainian fighters.

    And now the Biden administration has blocked it.

    I’m giving Team Biden a pass here. It’s an incredibly complicated prospect, particularly with a need for two nuclear-armed nations to remain more than one step away from direct military conflict with each other. There are many other ways I will be able to criticize Team Biden for its incompetence and its cowardice. I don’t need to do it on an arms transfer issue.

    Still, Blinken is a weak SoS and really needs to step it up, in order to avoid creating more episodes like this. This isn’t the first time. Is it.

  39. 39

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 2:41 pm

    I’d just like to point out that even if the ERA were to be declared “in effect”, YLB would still be HA’s Unserious Twat.

    The unratified undead: Democrats move to declare the ERA the 28th Amendment

    Rather than submit a new ERA to the states, Democratic leaders want Ferriero to just declare it a done deal.

    The reason is that Democrats have good reason to doubt whether an ERA would be ratified today.

    Stupid is stupid, YLB. It’s not something you outgrow.

  40. 40

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 2:42 pm

    In Republican la-la land, freeing innocent people from prison increases crime and violence.

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/republicans-ketanji-brown-jackson-supreme-court_n_6226680ee4b042f866f2582c

    What they’re really upset about, of course, is that many of those prisoners are black. After all the trouble they went to locking up innocent black people, now we’re going to let them go? Unheard of!

  41. 41

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 2:42 pm

    In Republican la-la land, freeing innocent people from prison increases crime and violence.

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/republicans-ketanji-brown-jackson-supreme-court_n_6226680ee4b042f866f2582c

    What they’re really upset about, of course, is that many of those prisoners are black. After all the trouble they went to locking up innocent black people, now we’re going to let them go? Unheard of!

  42. 42

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 2:44 pm

    @1 You’re forgetting I eat free in your garden.

  43. 43

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 2:51 pm

    @2 Haven’t seen you come up with anything better.

  44. 44

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 2:55 pm

    The most useful four minutes of video any of us will see this week is Michigan head coach Juwan Howard’s apology. The best video is on ESPN.

  45. 45

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 3:06 pm

    Liberal running the show results in predictable outcome:

    Houston area election official resigns amid vote count discrepancy

    Longoria’s announced resignation comes just days after she said that about 10,000 mail-in ballots — approximately 6,000 Democratic and 4,000 Republican — had not been included in the final unofficial primary election results. On Saturday, Longoria said in a statement that the Central Count Committee, the body that oversees the tallying of ballots in Harris County, had scanned the votes but didn’t transfer them to the unofficial results.
    …
    The discrepancy was first noticed by the Secretary of State’s Office on Friday night, when the new reconciliation forms, mandated as part of the voting law, showed a significant difference between the number of voters and the number of ballots, according to Sam Taylor, the communications director for Secretary of State John Scott.

    I’d just like to point out that it was the additional accuracy check of the GOP-authored and GOP-passed voting law in Texas that caught this massive fuckup by a liberal who was appointed by other liberals.

    I’d also like to point out that 2,000 more votes by Democrats than by Republicans will be added to the final results as a result of this GOP-passed law.

    Tell me again how Democrats are prevented from voting by GOP election laws.

  46. 46

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 3:07 pm

    @7 “Because we’ve decided that we don’t want to produce our own oil.”

    This bit of dishonest legerdemain is worth debunking, because it’s going to be the GOP’s 2022 campaign theme.

    Let’s start with where Trump got oil from (spoiler alert: not “our own” sources):

    “’We should not be buying Russian energy,’ Trump said recently at the Conservative Political Action Conference in Florida, part of an extended effort to rewrite his Vladimir Putin-friendly presidency into something more attuned to the current sentiment about the Russian dictator. ‘No president was ever as tough on Russia as I was.’ Trump, though, has not explained why Russian oil imports increased from 142.0 million barrels in 2017, his first year in office, to 197.7 million barrels in 2020 — an increase of 39%.”

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-russian-oil_n_6228fecee4b031ec52a02dea

    But that’s only the appetizer. Let’s start with this: Oil and gas production are going up under the Biden administration.

    http://handbill.us/wp-content/.....oad-12.jpg

    Meanwhile, “there are 9,000 pre-approved oil and gas drilling leases that have gone unused by oil and gas companies.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10587651/Psaki-snaps-question-Biden-isnt-producing-domestic-oil.html

    Now why is that? Because, “The U.S. shale patch is in ‘a dire situation’ and will find it hard to raise production enough to address global demand growth, as supply chain constraints and personnel shortages are severely limiting companies’ efforts to grow, Occidental Petroleum (OXY -1.8%) CEO Vicki Hollub warned, according to Argus.”

    https://tinyurl.com/2p87w7rn

    Finally, oil prices dropped 12% today. It seems a lot of the price runup was due to speculation and war fears, not an actual supply shortfall much beyond what already existed because of “REOPEN!!” and a resumption of “BEACH WEEK!!!”

  47. 47

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 3:09 pm

    On the relative scale of evil, Iran and Venezuela aren’t bombing children’s hospitals so far.

    But it sounds like Doctor Dumbfuck wants to keep buying Russian oil so he can gas up his coal roller.

    Now that it is evil.

  48. 48

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 3:11 pm

    @9 ” … in deference to his colleague Vladimir” sez the dumbshit who voted for PutinBuddy twice.

  49. 49

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 3:15 pm

    @12 “I just want them similarly applied”

    You want the death penalty similarly applied to guilty and innocent alike, too.

    However, “similarly applied” doesn’t apply to applying rules to white people and black people.

  50. 50

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 3:18 pm

    @13 Dow is up 653 points today. That correction keeps slipping out of your grasp. It’s almost like the market gods are teasing you, and laughing at you. And why not? Everybody else is.

  51. 51

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 3:23 pm

    @ 46

    Finally, oil prices dropped 12% today.

    Do you remember, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit, that in your defense of GE shares on 10/20/17, one of the points you made was that the share price rose that day?

    I think the changes will be good for the stock long-term. Other investors apparently agree, because the stock rose $1.73 today from its opening price of $22.10 to close at $23.83. GE actually posted a gain today after releasing its shitty earnings report. That’s a sign of investor confidence in the company’s long-term prospects.

    After your point about GE’s dividend, the one-day share price increase was the most moronic part of your screed.

    You have learned nothing. Your family will suffer for it.

  52. 52

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 3:32 pm

    @18 So if “break-even price for tight oil is less than $40/bbl.” (I wouldn’t say less than, but as a breakeven number, this is about right), then there must be some other reason why “frackers are ‘struggling’ and ‘searching for the exit’ now that Brent crude is at $110.” What could that be?

    Well, one reason is “The U.S. shale patch is in ‘a dire situation’ and will find it hard to raise production enough to address global demand growth, as supply chain constraints and personnel shortages are severely limiting companies’ efforts to grow, Occidental Petroleum (OXY -1.8%) CEO Vicki Hollub warned, according to Argus.”

    https://tinyurl.com/2p87w7rn

    Doctor Dumbfuck forgot about labor shortages and supply constraints. Not helping, of course, is oil workers in jail instead of on the job, and truckers driving in circles instead of delivering oilfield supplies.

  53. 53

    RedReformed spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 3:54 pm

    Interesting discussion point. The wealth spent to moderize the Russian army was stolen and wasted mirroring the corruption and kleptomania of the wider Russian society and the generals lied to putin about it

  54. 54

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 4:12 pm

    @51 Present with “oil prices dropped 12% today,” Doctor Dumbfuck reverts to “GE shares on 10/20/17,” because he’d rather not discuss “oil prices dropped 12% today.

    Oh, and your 10%-15% correction is going **poof** again. Need another war? Would the U.S. invading Venezuela do it?

  55. 55

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 4:18 pm

    @25 As Jen Psaki pointed out the other day, the federal government doesn’t drill for oil, that’s up to the private companies sitting on over 9,000 approved but unused drilling permits on public lands. Another detail that escaped the dimfuk’s attention.

  56. 56

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 4:21 pm

    @30 I doubt Putin flies on oligarchs’ planes. Especially if they’re not aboard.

  57. 57

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 4:25 pm

    @32 It wasn’t the pregnant black teller who called police. Huffington Post says the teller notified a manager who called police.

  58. 58

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 4:32 pm

    Rep. Madison Cawthorn is going back to court again on yet another traffic violation, this time for driving while his license is revoked. He’s a second-timer on that one, having been previously cited for that in 2017. He’s also been cited for “driving 89 mph in a 65-mph zone in October and 87 mph in a 70-mph zone in January, the Citizen-Times noted.”

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/madison-cawthorn-charged-driving-revoked-license_n_62291455e4b0e01d97a5c792

    Democrats lock up scofflaws who drive without licenses and flout traffic laws. Republicans elect them to Congress.

  59. 59

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 4:34 pm

    @34 As a senator and frustrated president-wannabe, Lindsey Graham doesn’t get to pick Supreme Court nominees, he only gets to vote against them. But he’d find an excuse to vote against Childs, too.

  60. 60

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 4:38 pm

    @38 “Following this, Poland and Ukraine went ahead and arranged for jets currently in Poland to be transferred to the U.S. who would transfer them to Ukrainian fighters. And now the Biden administration has blocked it” because Biden doesn’t want to trigger World War 3.

    If Trump was president, he’d take the jets and auction them to Zelensky, and give Putin a cut off the top.

  61. 61

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 4:41 pm

    @45 Not mentioned in your comment is the spaghetti bowl of labyrinth new election laws passed by the GOP-controlled Texas legislature to create exactly that result: Mail ballots being thrown out or not counted.

  62. 62

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 5:09 pm

    54,
    Most likely Degen just isn’t smart enough to have caught up.

    Average gas consumption per week is like 11 to 12 gallons.
    That’s an old number. In 2022 it’s probably a lot less with so many people now shifting to EVs and work from home. Still, 12 gallons per week is not that much.

    Degen and his Republican friends are absolutely shitting themselves over $18.

    I spend more on coffee. Plenty of people do. They don’t have to. It’s a totally frivolous elective purchase made for gratuitous reasons. Like so many other consumer purchases. A beer at the ball game. Pop corn at the movies. Newspaper subscriptions. Ice cream on a summer day. Automatic car wash. I can think of a million just like these.

    But this $18 will ruin Degen financially.

    Good god if that’s what it looks like being “independently wealthy” I’ll pass. I’ll keep working. I like it. It’s nice not having to shit myself over $18. It’s nice stopping for an espresso without having to white knuckle. I like popcorn at the movies. And frankly I’ve got more important things to focus on.

    Cult of gasoline is such a weird, retrograde and dystopian flex. Feels very 1950s

  63. 63

    RedReformed spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 5:20 pm

    Madison cawthorns traffic violations.
    The greedy racist incel. “That’s how this works. I didn’t make the rules in 2020. I just want them similarly applied in 2022.”

  64. 64

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 7:12 pm

    Jussie Smollett will face the music tomorrow.

    But Jussie has supporters. There’s noted adulterer Jessie “Hymietown” Jackson, for one, whose son is as corrupt as he is.
    And then there’s Samuel L. Jackson. ’cause someone’s gotta be able to say motherfucker convincingly when Jussie gets sent down.

    Jussie has suffered enough, you see, and they desire mercy so that Jussie may use his “lived experience” to help others. To help others do what exactly, they don’t say.

    And then there’s NAACP prez Derrick Johnson. A request for leniency.

    Now, I wanna know what Momala thinks:

    Kamala Harris
    @KamalaHarris

    United States government official
    .@JussieSmollett is one of the kindest, most gentle human beings I know. I’m praying for his quick recovery.

    This was an attempted modern day lynching. No one should have to fear for their life because of their sexuality or color of their skin. We must confront this hate.
    1:30 PM · Jan 29, 2019

    Actually, it was an attempted modern day grifting. And if Momala was the AG overseeing Jussie, she’d keep him in prison beyond the end of his term. That was her thing in CA.

    Y’all know this is comin’:

    Joe Biden
    @JoeBiden

    United States government official
    What happened today to @JussieSmollett must never be tolerated in this country. We must stand up and demand that we no longer give this hate safe harbor; that homophobia and racism have no place on our streets or in our hearts. We are with you, Jussie.
    Quote Tweet
    The New York Times
    @nytimes
    · Jan 29, 2019
    Jussie Smollett, one of the stars of the television show “Empire,” was attacked in Chicago by 2 assailants who yelled racial and homophobic slurs. The incident is being investigated as “a possible hate crime,” according to the police. https://nyti.ms/2G9ab24
    5:31 PM · Jan 29, 2019

    These days First Vegetable Joe Biden just wants to see Jussie Smollett moonwalk, like he used to in those slick music videos on MTV.

  65. 65

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 7:22 pm

    First Vegetable Joe Biden’s nominee to lead ICE is in trouble. Pretty big trouble.

    Apparently the father of Hunter Biden nominated a guy who beat his wife for fucking another man.

    No word yet on whether Joe Biden beat Hunter Biden for fucking the wife of Beau Biden. No word, either, on whether First Vegetable Joe Biden has ever held his bastard grandchild.

  66. 66

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 7:25 pm

    @ 62

    Madison cawthorns traffic violations.

    Four-figure fine, and 24 hours in jail. Hard to enforce but a night in the klink might make the campaign more interesting later this year.

    Way to dial down on the important things in this world, The Even Bigger Fucking Moron.

  67. 67

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 7:38 pm

    No word, yet, on whether Jill Biden beat then-Senator Joe Biden for fingering Tara Reade.

    Might explain the choppers if she knocked out a few of his teeth, tho.

    I’m just asking questions.

  68. 68

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 10:31 pm

    The Republican 2024 nominee in all his “expert” glory:

    https://mobile.twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1501733405423251456

    He’s an idiot.

    And they don’t care.

    Republicans don’t give one single shit about expertise or competency. They like Trump. They love Trump.
    Maybe the dumbest motherfucker you’ll ever see on television.
    And he’s all they want. He completes them.
    Because they see themselves in him.

  69. 69

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Wednesday, 3/9/22 at 10:44 pm

    I’d say Rick Schroder is the second dumbest motherfucker you’ll ever see on television. But you won’t see him on television again until he goes into rehab. Which could be any day now.

    Another Republican doing his own research.

  70. 70

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 12:37 am

    @64 Is Biden’s or Harris’ fault that Smollett fooled them? No. Is it your fault you’re a dumbfuck? Yes, I don’t think you can blame that one on Biden, Harris — or your mother. That was a lifestyle choice you made.

  71. 71

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 12:44 am

    @65 “Apparently the father of Hunter Biden nominated a guy who beat his wife for fucking another man.”

    That’s not an offense when a Republican does it, but fwiw, “his wife” calls the allegations (floated by a community college cop) “false and defamatory.”

    https://www.wsj.com/articles/ice-nominee-vote-delayed-in-senate-over-abuse-allegation-11646847387

    By the way, Ed Troyer is still Pierce County Sheriff.

  72. 72

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 12:48 am

    @66 Given his status as a serial offender, it’ll take more than a night in the clink to get him off the road. Revoking his license didn’t. Fines didn’t. Public safety necessitates handcuffing him to his wheelchair, and chaining the wheelchair to a lamppost.

  73. 73

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 12:49 am

    @67 “I’m just asking questions.”

    A good lawyer never asks questions he doesn’t know the answers to, and you’re something less than even a bad lawyer.

  74. 74

    RedReformed spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 5:58 am

    Ocasio-Cortez Digs Into Private Equity for Buying Houses and Jacking Up Rents
    https://truthout.org/articles/ocasio-cortez-digs-into-private-equity-for-buying-houses-and-jacking-up-rents/
    On Tuesday, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-New York) called out real estate companies, some backed by huge private equity firms, for “gobbling up” homes across the country, especially in non-white and low-income neighborhoods.

    Unfettered Capitalism is toxic but I don’t’ see this issue changing until this starts to effect republicans. They have no empathy.
    Conservative logic: the government better step in and MAKE gas cheaper for coal rollers and white people but the government better not do a damn thing to make non-white and low-income people have a level playing field to buy a home and build generational wealth. You know I’m correct. Conservative do not try to be better people.

  75. 75

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 6:06 am

    71,
    Given the gruesome statistics, once you decide to choose from among LEOs, unless you choose a woman the stitches are along for the ride like it or not.

    And why you gotta drag Tacoma into it?
    https://www.nytimes.com/2003/04/28/us/tacoma-police-chief-shoots-wife-before-killing-himself-authorities-say.html

  76. 76

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 9:05 am

    Seven. point. nine.

  77. 77

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 9:10 am

    Can’t say I blame them. I mean, who wants to waste time trying to keep track of what an imbecile is trying to say on the phone?

    Saudi, UAE leaders declined calls with Biden amid Ukraine conflict: report

    Leaders in Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates (UAE) declined calls with President Biden as the war in Ukraine intensified, Middle East and U.S. officials told The Wall Street Journal on Tuesday.
    …
    Officials told the outlet that U.S. relations with the two Gulf countries have been strained over the Biden administration’s lack of support in the war in Yemen and the revived negotiations concerning the Iran nuclear deal.

    First Vegetable Joe Biden is as welcome as a knock on the door from the Fuller brush man.

  78. 78

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 9:33 am

    Ten. Point. Thirty-two.

  79. 79

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 9:44 am

    It only took the GOP four short months to take their magical Virginia secret formula of “CRT”/”Parental control” and turn it into…

    …INVISIBLE, UNDERGROUND, SECRET PIZZA CANNIBAL DUNGEONS!!!!!!!!!

    Toldja.

    And we haven’t even made it through the primaries.

  80. 80

    Gggeeee Money spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 9:45 am

    another wheelchair bound crippled that should be pushed off the side of a cliff.

  81. 81

    Gggeeee Money spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 9:49 am

    Who.Gives.A.Shit

  82. 82

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 9:52 am

    It’s a good thing First Vegetable Joe Biden is too cognitively impaired to understand what’s going on. ’cause he’s taking some heat, including from members of his own party.

    Kylie Atwood
    @kylieatwood
    ·
    1h
    Dem & GOP Sens blasting the admin for not supporting the transfer of fighter jets to Ukraine.

    Romney: “I believe there is a sentiment that we are fearful about what Putin might do & what he might consider as an escalation. It is time for him to he fearful of what we might do.”
    Kylie Atwood
    @kylieatwood
    ·
    1h
    “There is bipartisan support to provide these planes,” says
    @SenatorShaheen
    . “It is disappointing to see the reluctance on the part of the admin & it’s coming across as indecision & bickering among members of the administration, which is not helpful to the cause.”

    First Vegetable Joe Biden personally intervened to stab his SoS in the back on this one.

    FWIW I believe Romney is wrong.

  83. 83

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 10:14 am

    81,
    You don’t. That’s because with your savings from WFH, dining at home, income from pandemic tax credits, stimulus spending, and pay raises, you probably aren’t shitting yourself over the twelve cent increase in the price of a can of Fancy Feast like Degen Bob.

    Right now, compared to you and me, Degen is poor and getting poorer by the day*. Have a little bit of empathy.

    But not too much.
    He also needs to pull himself up by his bootstraps.
    WalMart is hiring!

    *His Gazprom investments are struggling

  84. 84

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 10:14 am

    Another HA hero self-identifies.

    First on CNN: DC police officer’s suicide days after Capitol attack declared line-of-duty death after months-long fight by widow

    I guess the helmet he was wearing was judged insufficient, which seems surprising, as y’all HA libbies had no problem dismissing the baseball bat assault by the stepson of liberal former politician Laura Ruderman, which was directed against the back of the head of a Seattle PD officer in The Durkan Kill Zone. ’cause he was wearing a helmet, too.

  85. 85

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 10:16 am

    Romney isn’t running.

    Trump is.

  86. 86

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 10:27 am

    @ 83

    That’s because with your savings from…

    You forgot to include the money G-clown saves by always going out alone. Always.

    And then there is the money saved from the holiday gifts he doesn’t have to buy for family because they keep moving without telling him where, so he has no place to send them. Although this is offset by the private investigator expenses he pays in order to track them down each time, so maybe a wash there.

  87. 87

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 10:33 am

    Really attractive long-dated options on the oil companies right now. Chevron especially.

    If only I was not poor, as alleged @ 83.

  88. 88

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 10:46 am

    86,
    This is excellent work, Degen.
    When you write what you personally know best, your fictional narrative voice always commands more authority.

    I’m sorry to have to tell you, but Bruce Jay Friedman’s The Lonely Guy’s Book of Life was first published in 1978 and adapted into a motion picture by Neil Simon in 1984.

    Keep at it. And don’t forget to water your plant today.

  89. 89

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 10:50 am

    Economics, as explained to The Even Bigger Fucking Moron:

    Adjusted for inflation, there is no inflation

    Rick Newman, senior columnist for Yahoo Finance, has good news. He wrote, “Gas prices aren’t really at a record high.”

    His argument is, “If you adjust for overall price changes since 2008, gas prices would have to hit $5.25 per gallon to be a new record high, in real terms.
    …
    Over at Market Watch, Rex Nutting just happened to make the same argument.

    He wrote, “Once you adjust for the purchasing power of a dollar and the increased gas mileage of the cars and trucks on the road, you’ll recognize that — even with the huge price increases in just the past few weeks — gasoline prices aren’t so high that they’ll crush the economy.”

    And it just so happened that Michael Hiltzik of the Los Angeles Times also had the same thought. It is almost as if someone whispered in their ear on Tuesday what to write for today.

    Maybe if we say “Putin price spike” often enough it will take hold, much in the same way that “Let’s go Brandon!” and “Crooked Hillary Clinton” caught on.

    Maybe. ’cause otherwise it’s pretty clear that Team Biden has fucked up, and bigly.

  90. 90

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 10:56 am

    @ 88

    Ah, Neil Simon. AKA “How Marsha Mason gets acting gigs.”

    I don’t think I ever heard of that movie. Had to look it up. Much as I like Steve Martin, he’s at his best when there’s a banjo in his hands. Or in Shopgirl.

  91. 91

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 11:04 am

    Poor thing still absolutely shitting himself over $18.

    I’ve paid more for socks.

  92. 92

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 11:06 am

    CNN‘s Romans also emphasized that the month-over-month increase of inflation of 0.8 percent shows “inflation is accelerating,” as opposed to just hitting now due to Putin’s actions. “All these things you basically can’t live without are rising here,” Romans added of the data. “You can see just why so many Americans are so sour on the economy…because they’re paying more for just about everything.”

    “And again,” Romans said at the end of her report, “these numbers don’t capture the big disruption in the economy from Putin’s war in Ukraine.”

    That’s OK. There’s always next month. Oh, and the first Tuesday of November, too!

  93. 93

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 11:07 am

    The nicest thing about all of this unchecked inflation is the devastating impact it will have on YLB’s kids, not just now but over their entire lifetimes.

    Best of all, YLB herself voted for it.

  94. 94

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 11:09 am

    Biden blames Putin for inflation.

    It’s because Biden can’t blame Trump.

    CONSUMER PRICE INDEX – JANUARY 2021

    (NOTE: This news release was reissued February 11, 2021, correcting 29 seasonally
    adjusted CPI-U special relative series in tables 2 and 6. Additional
    information is available at https://www.bls.gov/errata/home.htm?errataID=83404.)

    The Consumer Price Index for All Urban Consumers (CPI-U) increased 0.3 percent
    in January on a seasonally adjusted basis, the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics
    reported today. Over the last 12 months, the all items index increased 1.4
    percent
    before seasonal adjustment.

  95. 95

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 11:14 am

    Well, it’s off to the south Whidbey Island food bank for some dented cans of Fancy Feast for me. Some of them are usually cracked open a bit, but I’m pretty immune to the Clostridial species.

    Enjoy the inflation and the presidential incompetence, y’all HA libbies.

  96. 96

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 11:32 am

    95,
    Helps that having gone through a decade of medical apprenticeship working 80 hour weeks sniffing hobo taint for less than min wage, Degen is quite tolerant of the odors of putrefaction.

    Win/win!

  97. 97

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 11:48 am

    I see Doctor Dumbfuck is gloating about high inflation again this morning.

  98. 98

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 11:50 am

    @80 It would make the roads safer for everyone else.

  99. 99

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 11:53 am

    @82 “FWIW I believe Romney is wrong.”

    Why? Because you think the U.S. taking custody of those fighters and delivering them to Ukraine might trigger WW3?

    Looks to me like you just stabbed your own comment in the back.

  100. 100

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 11:55 am

    @84 It’s bad when anybody does it. Only reason I mention that is because you seem to have trouble figuring it out. Nobody else does.

  101. 101

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 11:58 am

    @87 Too bad you don’t own Chevron stock. I don’t have to trade options to sit here and watch mine go up.

  102. 102

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 11:59 am

    @89 Or maybe some things are so fucking obvious everyone except you sees them. You don’t because you’re a dumbfuck.

  103. 103

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 12:02 pm

    @92 Yeah, wars disrupt economies.

  104. 104

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 12:04 pm

    @93 Germany’s inflation put Hitler in power.

    I get the feeling you like inflation, the more the better, but I’m sure that’s just a coincidence.

  105. 105

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 12:06 pm

    @95 Drop by my place on your way home. I have a few cans of Fancy Feast the cat refuses to eat.

  106. 106

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 12:06 pm

    @95 Drop by my place on your way home. I have some Fancy Feast the cat won’t eat.

  107. 107

    Bad Hombre spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 12:08 pm

    Next up – republicans will be telling Ukrainian women that when
    Russian soldiers rape them they should just sit back and enjoy it.

  108. 108

    RedReformed spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 12:18 pm

    anyone ever stop to think maybe the problem isn’t gas prices going up 50 cents but the fact that 50 cents is making people broke

  109. 109

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 12:28 pm

    Confidential to YLB:

    A bar of their own: Portland’s Sports Bra will only show women’s sports

    Girlfriend, you can get the boys to buy you your drinks, and as long as you’re able to ignore the completely empty upper sections at all of the WNBA events, it has the makings of a perfect evening for you!

    Security provided by Antifa.

  110. 110

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 12:39 pm

    Thanks, @joebiden.

  111. 111

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 1:21 pm

    Jussie’s attorney is still claiming a white dude did it.

    Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit is still claiming that Hillary won the 2016 popular vote.

  112. 112

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 1:27 pm

    But what about Jessie Jackson?

    “I’m going to stand by my findings and rulings. I do believe at the end of the day that Mr. Smollett received a fair trial, that he was proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt by the jury based on the evidence that was presented, that there was nothing unconstitutional about these proceedings. His motion for post-trial relief is respectfully denied.”

    Hasn’t Jussie suffered enough?

  113. 113

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 1:55 pm

    @ 108

    anyone ever stop to think maybe the problem isn’t gas prices going up 50 cents but the fact that 50 cents is making people broke

    anyone ever stop to think maybe what happens when people can’t afford food

    [And did I capture the E.E. Cummings effect the same way The Even Bigger Fucking Moron did?]

  114. 114

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 2:15 pm

    113,
    We covered that already.

    You switch to dry kibble and switch to the ad supported subscription to the FurryPorn site.

  115. 115

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 2:47 pm

    Old: BENGHAZIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    New: PUTINNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  116. 116

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 3:34 pm

    Between 11:58pm and 11:59pm on Sunday nights, the social media sites will also, temporarily, permit anti-Biden commentary.

    Reuters
    @Reuters
    · 1h
    EXCLUSIVE Facebook and Instagram to temporarily allow calls for violence against Russians http://reut.rs/3tKVeud

  117. 117

    Politically Incorrect spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 3:48 pm

    Roger Rabbit spews:
    Monday, 1/4/21 at 1:48 pm
    @12 Makes you feel all warm inside, doesn’t it, to know a horde of deranged juveniles hellbent on overthrowing our government are now armed with the latest military weapons and converging on Washington D.C.?
    National Guard, do your job, however unpleasant it may become.
    Actually rodent, it’s the liberal progressives who have been buying and are now buying the guns because they’re not really that keen on eliminating the police forces. It seems their liberal progressive views only run skin deep.

  118. 118

    Politically Incorrect spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 3:49 pm

    Roger Rabbit spews:
    Saturday, 1/16/21 at 12:38 am
    @1 Impeachment is a toothless tiger. What this country needs is electoral college reform so trailer park states can’t elect presidents with millions fewer votes than the other candidate got.

    Keep it up, rodent. Your comment shows why so many decent, hardworking people hate you elitist cocksuckers. Your lot thinks they’re superior to everyone on the planet, but you pieces of shit are the only ones who hold that view.

  119. 119

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 4:16 pm

    The electoral college is one of the most elitist institutions in the constitution, second only to the Senate.

  120. 120

    PI's poor mother spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 4:37 pm

    My worthless son is dead to me.

  121. 121

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 4:44 pm

    Shorter QoS McHillbilly @ 119

    Mob rule!

  122. 122

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 4:50 pm

    It’s a picnic for a dude like Jussie.

    30 months felony probation, restitution of $120,106 to the city and a $25,000 fine. Smollett will spend the first 150 days of his sentence in Cook County jail.

    Lotta cock for the taking, amirite?

  123. 123

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 4:51 pm

    Shorter Degen:

    “Blurb.. erp.. Trump won! ((BUURP!!)) Trump is still the president! It’s Biden’s fault!

  124. 124

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 4:51 pm

    A warning to Hillary Clinton:

    “I am innocent! And I am not suicidal. If I did this then it means that I stuck my fist in the fears of black Americans in this country for over 400 years and the fears of the LGBTQ community. Your honor I respect you and I respect the jury but I did not do this. And I am not suicidal and if anything happens to me when I go in there, I did not do it to myself.”

  125. 125

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 4:56 pm

    Mob rule.

  126. 126

    Ggggggeeee Money! spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 6:00 pm

    God Bless Joe Biden!

  127. 127

    Ggggggeeee Money! spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 6:02 pm

    https://twitter.com/piyushmittal/status/1501811850991726593?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1501811850991726593%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.democraticunderground.com%2F100216464794

    Windmills baby.

    Great investigative reporting. Give the guy a step up to FOX Noise!

    Tweet Tweet!

  128. 128

    Ggggggeeee Money! spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 6:04 pm

    Why does a post with a link to twitter disappear. It posts and then on a refresh it disappears.

    Windmills! The rust and rot! Praire or land (dog whistle for midwest farmers).

    It seem tensions are high guys.

    Now the post is there.

    Nobody ever takes them down!.

    So then…..you see fish being hit by blades – tensions are very high!

  129. 129

    Ggggggeeee Money! spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 6:07 pm

    We did talk about it….he loved Ukraine. I said it a long time ago! Green energy. The windmills.

    And they don’t work – like PI – no workie poo.

  130. 130

    Ggggggeeee Money! spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 6:09 pm

    Trump must have studied Hitler and Satan very well….maybe he is them reincarnated.

    Let’s Go Windmills! Hang Mike Pence!

  131. 131

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 7:08 pm

    @111 Only one of these is accurate. Can you guess which one?

  132. 132

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 7:11 pm

    @113 hey illiterate dolt, he spelled his name e. e. cummings

  133. 133

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 7:14 pm

    @117 “Actually rodent, it’s the liberal progressives who have been buying and are now buying the guns because they’re not really that keen on eliminating the police forces. ”

    That’s not why they’re buying guns.

  134. 134

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 7:17 pm

    @118 Actually, everyone who thinks the candidate with the most votes should win holds that view.

  135. 135

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 7:18 pm

    @119 I say it’s a tossup.

  136. 136

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 7:20 pm

    @121 In Doctor Dumbfuck’s world, majority rule is “mob rule,” while storming the Capitol, assaulting cops, and “Hang Mike Pence!” isn’t, because he’s a dumbfuck.

  137. 137

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 7:24 pm

    We have different concepts of mob rule.

    To you, “mob rule” is when the minority can’t boss around the majority.

    To me, mob rule is when white people drag a black man from jail, tie him to a tree, and set him on fire.

    It took over 100 years to pass a federal law against that because Senate rules allowed a minority to boss around the majority.

  138. 138

    RedReformed spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 7:28 pm

    I was falling asleep and coffee would keep me up so I tuned into hannity. It was so sad. Hannity had on the impotent, bankrupted, twice impeached, failed reality television actor and was lobbing leading question after leading question trying to reframe the statement that “Putin is smart”. For example, hannity practically begging the impotent, bankrupted, twice impeached, failed reality television actor who hires prostitutes to jerk him off with rubber gloves to just agree with the statement “keep your friends close and your enemies closer”. And the impotent, bankrupted, twice impeached, failed reality television actor couldn’t do it. Hannity tried at least five times in five different ways to give impotent actor an out, to spin the god emperor to not sound like a raving sycophant of putin’s and the bankruptor would have none of it. Toward the end, you could hear the exhausted defeat in hannity’s voice; it was like trying to nuke a hurricane. He had been broken.

  139. 139

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 7:28 pm

    @125 No, just somebody forgetting to lock the back door of the nut house.

  140. 140

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 7:35 pm

    @130 Speaking of hang Mike Pence, this email will hang John Eastman out to dry.

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/mar/10/trump-lawyer-plan-john-eastman-mike-pence

    His sedition has already cost him his law professor job. This email will cost him his license to practice law.

  141. 141

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 7:50 pm

    Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit needs to work up a special racial slur for Hispanic Democrats who support Republicans for elected office.

    Los Angeles County Sheriff Alex Villanueva – who describes himself as “a proud Democrat” – has endorsed a Republican running to become California’s Attorney General, the top law enforcement officer in the nation’s most populous state.

    Villanueva appeared at a press conference on Thursday morning to show his support for Nathan Hochman, a moderate Republican who was appointed to serve as Assistant U.S. Attorney General in 2008 by then-President George W. Bush.

  142. 142

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 8:21 pm

    I like Mayor Pete, don’t get me wrong. I don’t like everything, but I think that he would do a far, far better job protecting America than the disastrous shell of a human being currently occupying the Oval Office. I also believe he has the requisite intelligence to be Commander in Chief, while the disastrous shell of a human being currently occupying the Oval Office never has cleared that bar.

    Mayor Pete has his problems with black voters, and whether those could ever be successfully addressed is very much in doubt.

    Another, perhaps growing problem facing Mayor Pete is the sissy who would become First Gentleman. Who the fuck wants this:

    “I pledge my heart to the rainbow of the Not So Typical Gay Camp,” Chasten Buttigieg and the campers recited. “One camp, full of pride, indivisible, with affirmation and equal rights for all.”

    in the White House?

    G-clown, is there anything you can do about this?

  143. 143

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 8:41 pm

    Democrats: laser-focused on the most important issues, every day.

    Florida Senate Democrats
    @FLSenateDems
    We’ve got one thing to say to our GOP colleagues — GAY!
    8:06 AM · Mar 7, 2022

  144. 144

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 10:03 pm

    @141 Given Villaneuva’s track record, the last thing California needs is him picking the state’s attorney general.

  145. 145

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 10:07 pm

    @142 Doctor Dumbfuck is itching for World War 3 to begin, because he’s a dumbfuck. Here he is, trying to start it with a Zippo lighter.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTpIK72aLHU

  146. 146

    Steve spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 10:15 pm

    it was like trying to nuke a hurricane. He had been broken.

    Hannity should have tried using a Sharpie.

  147. 147

    Steve spews:

    Thursday, 3/10/22 at 10:37 pm

    the disastrous shell of a human being currently occupying the Oval Office

    Um, I hate to be the one to tell you this, you low IQ stupe traitor, but the disastrous shell of a human being you and Putin supported lost and is blessedly out of the Oval Office. Must suck. But there’s still some good news for you. Like yourself, your disastrous shell of a human being is still a Putin suck-up, recently calling Putin’s invasion of Ukraine’s Nazis a “genius” move.

  148. 148

    RedReformed spews:

    Friday, 3/11/22 at 3:55 am

    Republicans claim to love unrestricted Capitalism until they pay the market prices for gas.

  149. 149

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Friday, 3/11/22 at 6:41 am

    145,
    The greatest good for the greatest number of Americans is achieved by avoiding a nuclear exchange with Russia.

    However, Republicans no longer give a shit about America or Americans.

  150. 150

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Friday, 3/11/22 at 6:44 am

    This is the best and brightest that the next generation of Republicans has to offer:

    “Remember that Zelenskyy is a thug. Remember that the Ukrainian government is incredibly corrupt and is incredibly evil and has been pushing woke ideologies.”

    Remember that Republicans hate democracy and will attack it wherever they see it.

  151. 151

    RedReformed spews:

    Friday, 3/11/22 at 8:29 am

    150. Social Equality Progress is being made. It is the first instance of a white conservative calling a white man a thug.

  152. 152

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Friday, 3/11/22 at 9:11 am

    151,
    Don’t forget Zelensky is a Jew.
    It’s not really progress.

  153. 153

    Bad Hombre spews:

    Friday, 3/11/22 at 10:24 am

    150

    A statement like that could only come from someone who is mentally ill.

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