I spend an awful lot of time entertaining and informing my loyal readers, and I don’t ask much in return: a little beer money, the occasional fawning e-mail… and of course, your blind obedience in voting the following categories in the Seattle Weekly’s “Best of Seattle” poll:
3. Best local talk radio host: David Goldstein
8. Best local website: Pacific Northwest Portal
9. Best local blog: HorsesAss.org
11. Best activist/hell raiser: David Goldstein
14. Best scandal: Dino Rossi’s meritless election contest
15. Best local cause: ending homelessness
16. Best reform we need: a state income tax
42. Best fish market: Tim Eyman
The deadline is today, at 5 PM, so if you haven’t already done so… cast your ballot now.
Yeah, I know I’ve already asked you once before, and this shameless act of self-promotion is incredibly childish and petty… but then, I never claimed not to be childish and petty. The folks at (un)Sound Politics asked their readers to vote a slate, and frankly I just don’t want to give them the satisfaction of winning. Do you?
Of course you’re always free to vote your conscience, but could you really live with yourself if that lying sack of shit (u)SP won best blog?
heck no. my vote is cast.
Cynical/Irrelevant, here’s my “preemptive strike” : Take your RIGHTY PINHEAD friends and scram!
MOH–
Get a life asshole.
MOH-
I agree with Cynical,
Goldy here are my votes:
3. Best local talk radio host: Mike Seigel
8. Best local website: The Stranger
9. Best local blog: Sound Politics
11. Best activist/hell raiser: Tim Eymen
14. Best scandal: Gregoires stolen election
15. Best local cause: Election Reform
16. Best reform we need: Election Reform
42. Best fish market:
Asking Cynical or prr to vote their conscience is liking asking water to flow uphill. They have no conscience. No thought process either.
Goldy–
My vote for
Most Fiscally Responsible Citizen: Richard Pope
Best Money Sleuth: Richard Pope
Person to most likely Embarrass King County (Besides Logan, Huennekens, Phillips & Sims): Richard Pope
Read the article in today’s Seattle TImes about King County’s Unclaimed Property. He found almost 400 Unclaimed Property Items. Way to go Richard!
Hell, I found 7 for my little County.
So, Cynical, how many times have you voted in the SW poll and under how many different assumed names?
If uSP won they’d find out about your blog
Once–
Have you voted under each of your 93 identities you use to post shit on these Blogs like Don/Alan/DubyaSux/Priscilla/thatPrick/on & on & on???
Not everyone needs more than 1 identity Sybil!!!!
Best unexpected defender of free speech: kvi
Rabbit,
As to Cynical votoing under assumed names, just think of it this way. As, SW offices are in king county, If he kept coming back under assumed names and using provisional ballots, he would have a margin of at least 1,600 votes before it would be considered illegal.
Best Local cause: Firing Dean Logan/Ron simms
Best Happy Hour? King County Elections Office
Best Specialty Cocktail? 2004 Governors Electtion
Best Splurge? Absentte Ballotts
Best Street Performer? Joel Horn
Best Reason To Leave Seattle? David Goldstein
Best Place to get your hands Dirty? King County Elections
Reply to 8
Now why don’t I believe you?
And, don’t forget,
Best Washington white wine: “I want do-overs!” from Republican Whineries.
Can you end homelessness by making it mainstream and glorifying it?
Best Democrat machine victory; owning the KCRE machine meant victory in the Gov race
I alreadly voted, and although I forget what was on my ballot – I know I did NOT vote for you and I did vote for KVI.
I also voted for Reagan Dunn as “Best Local Politician”. You can guess why… or click HERE.
After clicking there, you can guess why I called the biggest scandal something w/ the initials K.C.E.
Best soon to be barista: Dean Logan
3. Best local talk radio host: David Goldstein
When and where did you ever host a radio show Goldy?
RE-ElECT ROSSI
pbj @18,
When and where did Tim Eyman own a fish market?
Best at Math (not): Ron Sims
Dumbest DumbAsses:The LEFTIST PINHEAD Cult of Seattle
Group Most likely to get squashed by a falling Viaduct: The LEFTIST PINHEAD Cult of Seattle
Group Who Wastes the Most Tax Dollars Mistaking Motion for Action: The LEFTIST PINHEAD Cult of Seattle
Hey Goldy, if Dean “Weird Al Yankovic lookalike” Logan and Bill “Pocket-protector” Huennekens are in charging of counting the ballots, you are a shoe-in!
most 1 track blog commentator: Mr. Cynical
worst abuser of TYPING IN CAPS: Mr. Cynical
most unoriginal catchphrase: LEFTIST PINHEAD
most Bitter loser: Mr. Irr./Cyn. or maybe Dino Rossi, your pick!
Most popular initiative: I-912
goldy…if you actually have to tell people how to vote are they really voting their concience….or your ego?
you can always go out and just buy yourself a trophy you know….that’s pretty much what you are doing right now.
Ghost @25,
Well… duh-uh!
Online polls are entirely bogus, as they are so easy to be freeped. But hell if I’m going to let the other side freep it unchallenged, and then claim some kind of a victory.
This is a game, and little more.
Someday Goldy’s gonna be famous
Does he have talent…well, noooo.
These days you don’t really need it.
Thanks to reality shows.
Cuz when Goldy’s a celebrity
It’s adios reality.
Goldy acts just like a fool
And PINHEADS think he’s cool
Just cuz he’s on a blog.
Goldy can throw a major fit
When his latte isn’t just how he likes it.
When people say Goldy’s insane
Goldy blames it on the fame
And pressures that go with.
Bein’ a celebrity!
Say, isn’t this Monday, a work day? Does Mr. Cynical ever do any work? More to the point, does he bill his clients for the time he spends posting on HorsesAss? Just curious …
I voted only once, and I got each of my 7,185 children (i.e., the cute fluffy little baby bunnies running loose in Green Lake Park) to vote once — so that’s 7,186 votes for Goldy.
Best scandal — Karl Rove’s treason, which I notice is hitting MSM big today.
Roger–
I’m retired…just like you. Although I don’t have a fat guv’mint pension like you do. I have to manage my properties I’ve bought over the years. Just had my first tenant bounced check today. I also have to invest our cash & retirement funds so I can pay taxes so assholes like you can have a free-ride.
And I’m also tired…of assholes just like you.
But I enjoy the verbal jousting RR!
Hell, if you didn’t have me to slap around, we’d be seeing you on Jerry Springer!
RE-ELECT ROSSI
goldy…..god, you are just too funny sometimes. “yeah it’s totally BOGUS [dude] but i just HAVE TO WIN.”
if it’s totally bogus should we all just ignore the “best hell raiser-activist” thing at the top of your blog? what else is bogus? are any of your opinions really real either….or just theater?
Ghost… I think most of my readers do a pretty good job of discerning what is theater and what is not. For those few cases where I intentionally blur the line… well… that’s what makes it interesting.
Goldy has his ass covered…..
Whenever he says something stoopid & outrageous, he just says “it’s theatre”!!! KOOL!!
All of the LEFTIST PINHEADS are doing “The Goldy”….they talk out of their ass, finally realize how stoopid they are, THEN say “I’m just kidding”!
That’s what 4 year-olds do Goldy.
Standup and be a man Goldy. Speak the truth at all times. Standup Goldy….oh, you are standing….all 5’7″ of you!
goldy…….well, i’ll give you that. you DO make it interesting.;)
Mr. Cynical @ 30
I feel for ya, man. I was a landlord once and I’ll never do it again. Looks like I planned my retirement better than you planned yours … I don’t have to depend on tenant checks to eat.
The Goldy Theme Song:
I wanna talk about me, I wanna talk about I,
Wanna talk about number ONE oh my, me, my.
What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see.
I like talkin’ about you, you, you, you usually, but occasionally
I wanna talk about me! (me, me, me,) I wanna talk about me-e-e (me, me, me)
(I wanna talk about me) mmmm me, me, me, me, me
(I wanna talk about me) mmmm me, me, me, me, me
You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you,
I wanna talk about me!
I wanna talk about me, I wanna talk about I,
Wanna talk about number one oh my, me, my.
What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see,
Oh I like talkin’ about you, you, you, you usually, but occasionally,
I wanna talk about me! (me, me, me) I wanna talk about me-e-e
I wanna talk about me! (me, me, me) no me-e-e! (me, me, me)
“Best Broad Daylight Thief” – Sandy Berger
Why would I want to vote for the horsesass.
Hey the deadline was at 5:00 pm.. But the Seattle Weekly is in King County. I bet you they are still taking provisional ballots.
ProudAss@37–
That there is funny shit…I don’t care who y’ar!
—Larry The Cable Guy