The kinda hard news we’ve come to expect from real journalists…

Thanks mostly to its bizarre name, HorsesAss.org is probably one of the leading political blogs nationwide… in terms of traffic from Googling pornographic search terms.  And yet, I almost totally ignored the sensational Enumclaw horse story, and the easy page views that would have come with it.  Go figure.

So to make up for that business miscalculation, I thought I’d block-quote this paragraph from an AP story today about an Oregon couple, jailed for sexually abusing their dog :

Chase said Baalbergen performed oral sex on the dog and received oral, vaginal and anal sex. He said Baker received anal sex.

Ugh.  But two thoughts.

First, I’m no dog whisperer or anything, but I’m not sure most dogs would classify that as “abuse.”  And second:

The dog, Max, had to be killed.

“Because of the way it was taught to interact with people, it couldn’t be placed in another home,” Chase said.

I’ve known plenty of dogs who were incorrigible leg humpers, but unless you cooperate by pulling your pants down and getting on all fours, I’m not sure what the big problem is.  Maybe they could have tried a couple squirts from a spray bottle before offing the poor dog?

Comments

  1. 1

    ArtFart spews:

    Reminds me of a cartoon I saw about 20 years ago. I’ll leave it to the rest of you to imagine the graphic…the caption was “He LIKES you!!!!!”

  2. 5

    John425 spews:

    It was a “progressive” dog and had to be put down because he’d fuck anything. ByebeyGop was his previous owner but the dog soon tired of reaming him and moved to Oregon.

  3. 6

    Larry Craig & Beau Breedlove Drink Sam Adams spews:

    Was looking for my favorite skank porn site, the excellent horsesass.c*m, and somehow ended up here. But am so glad I did! I mean, this Mad Max thing is almost as hot as stuffing Pasado in Enumclaw!

    Used to think you were just an obscene knock-off of the estimable horsesass.c*m, but shit! They never got down like our own Al “Screw” Goldy Goldstein! You, Goldy, are primo skank porn, but my formerly favorite horsesass.c*m? Subprime, max.

    You keep up the good work, and I’ll keep up the page views, over and over and over again! Peace out!

  4. 7

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    “HorsesAss.org is probably one of the leading political blogs nationwide… in terms of traffic from Googling pornographic search terms.”

    I wondered what attracts so many trolls. Now I understand.

  5. 9

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    @5 We’re sure as hell gonna fuck you Republican bastards for the last 8 years. Wait and see.

  6. 12

    Politically Incorrect spews:

    “@5 We’re sure as hell gonna fuck you Republican bastards for the last 8 years. Wait and see.”

    Maybe, maybe not!

    HAR, HAR, HAR, HAR, HAR, HAR, HAR, HAR, HAR!!

  7. 13

    I Heart Al Goldstein spews:

    Hey, big guy. You whacking my posts, or whacking them off? Keep coming back for page views, and you keep letting me down.

    C’mon, Al. Now that you’ve got your HARD groove back, don’t blow me off. The snuff stuff’s a little strong, but hey! You got your own strokes! Not that there’s anything wrong with that!

  8. 15

    Mark1 spews:

    Don’t kid yourself there Goldstein. You’re not even close to being that important. It’s more like becoming increasingly irrelevant. Delusional and tyrantical rantings hardly amount to real journalism; not to mention your massive vocabulary of profanities. It’s also hard to respect someone of whom ganiful employment continues to elude.

  9. 17

    steve spews:

    @15 “ganiful”

    Mark, the right-wing whack-job with, um, personal issues, shares his deep thoughts with us.

  10. 18

    YLB spews:

    The dog sex thing appears to be something a right winger like Mark1 would be interested in.

    Maybe the Limbaugh show just doesn’t do it for him anymore.

    One day I’m sure we’ll see Mark1 here:

    http://www.republicansexoffenders.com/

    If he isn’t there already. Oh my! There’s new entry on that website. A guy and two young girls. Fine Republican that guy.