“The David Goldstein Show” tonight on Newsradio 710-KIRO

I’m out with my co-conspirators today, plotting the nonviolent overthrow of the United States government, so I probably won’t have any time to post, but I’ve got a helluva lineup scheduled for “The David Goldstein Show” tonight from 7PM to 10PM on Newsradio 710-KIRO. I like to go with the flow, so things could change, but here’s what I have lined up for tonight’s show:

7PM: Political rant-a-rama: Eli Sanders of The Stranger joins me at the top of the hour for a firsthand report from the mistrial of Lt. Ehren Watada, after which I plan to rant on just about everything that happened in the news this week except for the death of Anna Nicole Smith. Won’t mention it. Not even here.

8PM: Hate your elected officials? Maybe it’s time to change the way we elect them? Political activist and electoral reform advocate Krist Novoselic joins me for the hour to talk about Instant Runoff Voting — also called “ranked choice voting” — and other reforms that could make our democracy more democratic. (Oh… I’m also told that Krist once played in some band or something.) A Republican on the Seattle City Council? That could be the result from one reform I particularly like. Tune in to find out why I’d propose such heresy, and what Krist has to say about it. Krist will also be appearing at Seattle’s Town Hall on Weds. Feb. 21, to talk about electoral reform.


9PM: What’s the matter with Oregon? TJ of the blog Loaded Orygun will fill us in on what’s happening south of the border.

Tune in tonight (or listen to the live stream) and give me a call: 1-877-710-KIRO (5476).

Tune in Sunday night when former Gov. Gary Locke will tell us where he stands on replacing the Viaduct, and unofficial HA D.C. Bureau Chief Ken Vogel calls in with an update on what’s happening in the other Washington.


  1. 2

    Kiroking spews:

    Sgmmac @ 1

    Just think of the money in airfare we will save….No more trips to Vegas/Reno. We have our own lil reno right here, complete with the SOUND of coins hitting a metal tray…

    This truly is a taxpayer’s savings…..Almost considered a TAX CUT.

  2. 3

    sgmmac spews:

    This state will never compete with Vegas or Reno…… I just posted it to give Goldy something to rant about!

  3. 4

    Kiroking spews:


    I know, I should have put my comment in ‘Sarcastic” quotes.

    I am not sure, but the govenor might see it like that.

  4. 5

    sgmmac spews:

    Looks to me like she is doing everything she can to NOT get re-elected! This bill is just another political payoff, she has to reward those political campaign contributors, because she will be on the phone asking for more money as soon as the legislature adjourns.

    She appointed a NARAL board member to the pharmacy board yesterday, so the women’s rights group got their payoff too!

    She will do ensure that nothing passes to stop the vultures in the the payday loan industry – that too is just another payoff.

  5. 6

    harry poon spews:

    Smegmac: Maybe you should call in Rev. Ralph Reed. I hear he’s an honest foe of gambling.

  6. 7

    harry poon spews:

    Like perseverating morons, you wingnuts keep coming back to the same talking points no matter how many times the goofiness of your pronunciamentos is pointed out.

    You LOSE political points with your poisoned little partisan japes and jibes at a popular and beloved governor that the people chose over that real estate salesman , Rossi.

    Hey, I hear they got a few openings for a sharp salesman over at Huling Bros.!!

  7. 9

    harry poon spews:

    With slots on the showroom floor. You can play poker hands for free undercoatings and sunroofs.

  8. 10

    harry poon spews:

    Double or nothing on a CD player w/ free satellite radio (All the Howard Stern you can tolerate! YAY!)

  9. 11

    klake spews:

    harry poon says:

    Maybe the Indians can open some tax-free auto dealerships.

    02/10/2007 at 10:02 am
    They already have auto dealerships you just have to tow them out of their front yards. You clould also get a double wide trailer real cheap but that requires a tug instead to transport them.

  10. 12

    sgmmac spews:

    Hairy lady@6,

    I am not a foe of gambling and I have no interest in calling a Reverend. I am from Las Vegas and I love to gamble, but then, I know when to pick up my winnings, put it in my pocket and walk out the door with it!

    Gambling destroys a lot of people and a lot of families who have the misfortune to be born with a gambling addicted parent. Hundreds of families move to Vegas every month and lots of them leave totally penniless several months later.

  11. 13

    harry poon spews:

    According to the guy over at Orcinus, the way Wingnut Ideas filter in to the mainstream is that the extreme Right keeps floating insane ideas, and when one of the idiot concepts develops traction in the American Hinterland, the GOP adopts the crazy talking point secure in the knowledge that the American Dustbowl scattered enough Snopesian genes to the cities so that the crazy Wingnut idea will finally gain traction nationwide.

    Just think of the possibilities: A whole nation full of deluded nitwits to manipulate!

    But it’s not working anymore, is it? You guys need to read up on Leo Strauss to understand your place on the neocon pecking order.

  12. 14

    harry poon spews:

    re 11: What is it about the word “Dealership” that confuses you? You won’t find any in someone’s front yard in front of a doublewide.

    Sheesh, you are a real ray of light, huh!

  13. 15

    Kiroking spews:


    You post like you know your way around our “local” casinos. Maybe you have been craving the “cha ching” sound when the real money is used to gamble.

  14. 16

    harry poon spews:

    re 15: I haven’t played poker in years. I’m not sure I even remember the rules.

    But I’ll play a few hands with you — just for fun…

  15. 19

    harry poon spews:

    Bush is going to nuke Iran and unleash Armageddon. I only hope I’m here to say, “I told you so!”

  16. 20

    Kiroking spews:


    When you play poker, you use chips. When you play slots, you use paper, except now the Queen is gonna allow real coins.

    Thats is part of the addicting part. People like to hear the money. Ask around, you will find people that don’t like the indian casino because they can’t hear/play the coins.

  17. 21


    “sgmmac says:

    Gregoire’s Chief of Staff announces within a month, the state will move to amend all compacts with Indian tribes to expand gambling in the state…….just what everybody said wouldn’t happen!

    Mac? Were we reading the same posts?

    Governor Gregoire has been criticized rather harshly (considering that this is a lefty blog) for her stand on this. I’m one of the folks that has done the criticizing, but I’m certainly not the only one. I seem to recall Goldy making some rather loud noises in that direction as well.

    Just because she’s a Democrat doesn’t mean that we just fall into lockstep with her on every issue.

    I still think she’s wrong here. Very wrong, considering the public vote that was, in essence, a referendum on increasing gambling, and along with all the real problems that this will bring up, there is the one problem that politicians on both sides can always seem to relate to.

    It will cost her votes.

    I’m even a bit more annoyed, as my understanding was that this was her decision to make, and yet she brought the legislature into it, apparently to give herself some cover.

    This will cost us votes.

    Hopefully, there is more to this deal than meets the eye, and we’ve already found out that it wasn’t quite as bad as we had originally thought, but whether it was a little bad or very bad, my call is that it shouldn’t have flown.

    Side note – This will not be a universally unpopular decision. A couple of months ago, a very pleasant couple came into my office. They had heard about Gig Harbor and had driven around and said that they “fell in love with it” and were sure that they would be buying here.

    They only had one question. It seems that they couldn’t find the casino, and could I show them where it was?

    When told that there wasn’t one here, and the nearest was in Lakewood, the wife told the husband that she couldn’t live here, they thanked me for my time and left.

  18. 22

    sgmmac spews:


    This is the part of the article I was referring to,

    “In the name of equity, the state will allow similar expansion for other tribes, commission members and the governor’s office said after the 6-3 vote on the Spokane compact.

    “Within a month, we will move to amend the other tribes’ compacts, providing largely the same features as the Spokane agreement,” said Tom Fitzsimmons, the governor’s chief of staff and an expert on tribal relations.

    Statewide, the number of gambling machines at tribal casinos could rise from 18,225 to about 25,000, including the Spokane machines and modest increases at the other locations, he said. Most tribes will be held to their current two-casino maximum, he said.”

    I read an article that said the Republicans lost over a million votes, because they pushed a new federal law banning on-line poker right before the Nov elections. So, you do lose votes both ways. I like gambling, but I did vote against Eyeman’s initiative, because I didn’t think there is a problem in finding a casino here.

  19. 23

    HYPOCRITE Lefties Love Islamo-Nutjob\'s spews:

    * Did you know that 47 countries have reestablished their embassies in Iraq?

    * Did you know that the Iraqi government employs 1.2 million Iraqi people?

    * Did you know that 3100 schools have been renovated, 364 schools are under rehabilitation, 263 schools are now under construction and 38 new schools have been built in Iraq?

    * Did you know that Iraq\’s higher educational structure consists of 20 Universities, 46 Institutes or colleges and 4 research centers?

    * Did you know that 25 Iraq students departed for the United States in January 2004 for the reestablished Fulbright program?

    * Did you know that the Iraqi Navy is operational? They have 5- 100-foot patrol craft, 34 smaller vessels and a navel infantry regiment?

    * Did you know that Iraq\’s Air Force consists of three operation squadrons, 9 reconnaissance and 3 US C-130 transport aircraft which operate day and night, and will soon add 16 UH-1 helicopters and 4 bell jet rangers?

    * Did you know that Iraq has a counter-terrorist unit and a Commando Battalion?

    * Did you know that the Iraqi Police Service has over 55,000 fully trained and equipped police officers?

    * Did you know that there are 5 Police Academies in Iraq that produce over 3500 new officers each 8 weeks?

    * Did you know there are more than 1100 building projects going on in Iraq? They include 364 schools, 67 public clinics, 15 hospitals, 83 railroad stations, 22 oil facilities, 93 water facilities and 69 electrical facilities.

    * Did you know that 96% of Iraqi children under the age of 5 have received the first 2 series of polio vaccinations?

    * Did you know that 4.3 million Iraqi children were enrolled in primary school by mid October?
    * Did you know that there are 1,192,000 cell phone subscribers in Iraq and phone use has gone up 158%?

    * Did you know that Iraq has an independent media that consist of 75 radio stations, 180 newspapers and 10 television stations?

    * Did you know that the Baghdad Stock Exchange opened in June of 2004?




  20. 26

    HYPOCRITE Lefties Love Islamo-Nutjob\'s spews:

    And yet Peewee Harry, with his hand up the ass of Conky the farmer sock puppet do nothing to refute the GOOD NEWS IN IRAQand defend the fact that the PARTISAN FUCKERS LIKE GLOPPY and BUNCH OF LYING, BASTARD, SCUM, SHRIVELED PRICKS PRETENDING TO BE MEN insist upon lying about it.

    You fuckers are little more than infected pimples on the ass of America.

    These are the men (http://takeastandagainstlibera.....e-you.html) we need in America, not you pseudoboys with your strap-on floppy dicks.

  21. 27

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Why would anyone want a Republican on the Seattle City Council? Why would anyone want a Republican in ANY public office? I thought you were for democracy, Goldy … ?? How does “electing” more fascists improve our democracy … ???

  22. 29


    Uh, Hypocrite?

    Yes, most of us know at least part of this information, and we aren’t surprised at the parts we didn’t already know.

    Still, the details are interesting. For example:

    “* Did you know that 47 countries have reestablished their embassies in Iraq?”

    Odd, as the latest list I have is limited to:

    Afghanistan, Armenia, Australia, Bahrain, Bangladesh, China, Czech Republic, Denmark, Finland, Greece, Netherlands, Oman, Philippines, Romania, and, of course, the United States

    Several other countries have Ambassadors that are credentialed to Iraq, and at least one of these (Sweden) is currently staying in Jordan. Several of the Embassies listed do not have office hours listed in Iraq, and I have no immediate way of confirming if they have any personnel at the Embassy.

    Oh, and the Iraqi government page has no embassies listed. Not even ours.

    “* Did you know that the Iraqi government employs 1.2 million Iraqi people?

    Yipe! Yes, that is a lot of Iraqis, especially considering that their economy is still in shambles. I sure hope they’re spending our tax dollars wisely.

    * Did you know that 3100 schools have been renovated, 364 schools are under rehabilitation, 263 schools are now under construction and 38 new schools have been built in Iraq?

    Good. Glad to hear it. Now, if we could only make it safe enough for the kids to go to the schools…

    “* Did you know that Iraq\’s higher educational structure consists of 20 Universities, 46 Institutes or colleges and 4 research centers?

    Admittedly, I didn’t do an extensive search. Could you perhaps tell me how many of these are currently functioning at pre-war levels? It seems that the Iraqi Ministry of Education’s website is down.

    “* Did you know that 25 Iraq students departed for the United States in January 2004 for the reestablished Fulbright program?

    Good. 25 kids that will not have to worry about being blown up on the way to school.

    “* Did you know that the Iraqi Navy is operational? They have 5- 100-foot patrol craft, 34 smaller vessels and a navel infantry regiment?

    Boy, howdy! I’m impressed. If Yemen decides to invade, they’re good to go. (Side snipe – What exactly does a navel infantry regiment do? Well, Napoleon did say that an army marches on its stomach!)

    “* Did you know that Iraq has a counter-terrorist unit and a Commando Battalion?”

    I should hope so by now! Wasn’t this scheduled to stand up about three years ago? They’ve got their hands pretty full too.

    Looking at the “glass half full” side here is difficult, as the glass isn’t even close to half full, but there are a few legitimate good points.

    While many of the Iraqi police and army units have terrible problems with morale and loyalty, they are making some progress.

    Of course, it would have been more if Bechtel hadn’t botched the job building the new police academy, to the point where it is uninhabitable.

    Ref: http://tinyurl.com/sx4wf

    And the NYSE probably doesn’t have much to worry about with the Iraqi Stock Exchange, open two hours a day, twice a week, but at least it is open, and that is a start.

    Ref: http://tinyurl.com/37npxe

    Oh, here’s a list of the companies currently listed on the Iraqi exchange:


    Ok, this has gotten too easy. If someone else wants to take part of this list and mess with Hypocrite, go for it. My office just called, and the floor agent can’t come in, so I’ve got to go for a while.

  23. 31

    Facts Support My Positions spews:

    #23. And there are 100,000 to 500,000 new corpses being used as fertilizer. Not to mention all the du munitions “warming” of the ground.

    Does the term “civil war” mean anything to you?

    I know, I know. You met an Iraqi that has not been killed yet, so things must not be that bad there right?

    This is the best one “* Did you know that Iraq has an independent media that consist of 75 radio stations, 180 newspapers and 10 television stations?”

    In other words did you know that people are being paid by our government to write positive articles about the situation in Iraq for the Iraqi media organizations? If they write the truth, they don’t get the money…..

    Did you know the war will cost us taxpayers over 2 trillion dollars, and there is 50,000 to 100,000 wounded american soldiers (counting mental problems) and they still have not found the WMD’s we went into Iraq to keep Saddam from using on our kiddies.

    The list goes on.

    Anyone that thinks the invasion, and occupation of Iraq is anything other than a disaster should be in a straight jacket.

  24. 33

    Facts Support My Positions spews:

    Kiroking. The solution involves reaching out to the rest of the world to help us solve the nightmare Bush has created (after impeaching and prosecuting his stupid traitor ass). Once Bush, and Cheney are behind bars, their replacement, probably Nancy, can take the thousands of steps it will take to try to bring world opinion of the U.S. back to where it shold be, and bring in other nations. The price we would have to pay for this would be far less than extending the occupation another decade.

    There is no way the U.S. and England can make the situation better if the neighbors in the region are working against us, especially the Saudis funding the Sunni insurgents. You never hear about the Saudis, only the Iranians, from the corporate controlled media.

    Bush truly wants the war to widen. There is no word to describe the amount evil that comprises his soul. Good thing he didn’t define a blue dress…..

    The world does not want Iraq to fall apart, but they hate Bush so much, they would never help us with him calling the shots. Can you blame them? If you are running for office in any country, just run on an anti-american platform, and you will probably win.

    If you don’t believe me, explain why we couldn’t paint the american flag on the bus carrying our soccer team through europe for the world cup. Because our soccer team would be attacked by “people” not by terrorists.

    Remember the Iranians reached out an olive leaf in 2003 according to Wilkerson, and wanted better relations, and Cheney turned them down flat. “We don’t negotiate with evil” is what he was to have said. Funny, Cheney calling someone else “evil”, what a laugh.

    The first step is to see justice served in this country. Bring the lying traitors in the White House that caused this fiasco to justice.

  25. 34

    Tree Frog Farmer spews:

    JohnBarelli@29 I don’t believe that Goldy has a filter in place at this time. Of course I am not privy to the code he has implemented and am open to correction. What I have found appear to be some bugs (or perhaps they are “features”) of this current iteration of HA + WordPress. For example when I hit the ‘refresh’ on Firefox, the page will not completely reload, but ‘hangfire’ half way through. This is unique to this website. The same thing occassionally happens to me when I hit the ‘submit’ button.
    My solution is to copy my post, attempt the submit, and if it ‘misfires’, back out completely, relaod the entire base page and resubmit my post. Pretty much works all the time then.
    Seems there is a mismatch here, either in the implementation of the HTML orpossibly, XTML ( if that’s what they are using.) and various browsers.

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    HYPOCRITE Lefties Love Islamo-Nutjob\'s spews:

    Moron @ 32:Bring the lying traitors in the White House that caused this fiasco to justice.

    Ah yes, of course, that would entail also bringing all the democrap songbirds currently runninghoping uselessly dreaming to be president, a few that already tried and lost their asses, a former president with a perpetual penis problem, several foreign countries and of course, the useless United Nations.

    Keep us posted on how that goes for you… so we can continue to laugh at you, mock you and expose your for the shriveled dick America hating bastards you daily prove yourselves to be.

  27. 36

    Facts Support My Positions spews:

    #34, America Hating Bastards? Me? I am not saying every single thing we have done in Iraq has been bad. It is just the small amount of good we have accomplished has been overshadowed by the carnage, death, destruction, and corpses piling into the sky.


    Probably not.

    Kool-Aid enema……

    What is insanely funny is your name calling lefties hypocrites. The GOP means hypocracy.

    I am not saying democrats are perfect, but at least they are not supporting lying traitors to the man.

    I would rather have a horny president that is loved by the world, than a lying traitor that has made america hated more than ever.

  28. 37

    HYPOCRITE Lefties Love Islamo-Nutjob\'s spews:


    Moron @ 35 I would rather have a horny president that is loved by the world, than a lying traitor that has made america hated more than ever.

    You perfectly encapsulated everything wrong with your thinking, your comrades, your party.

    According to to you asses, it\’s all about the perception and not the reality.

    According to to you asses, it\’s all about feeling LOVED than BEING effective.

    You must be/will make the shittiest parent on the face of the earth with that attitude. I pity any being you happen to spawn but I celebrate the hell your life will be when you reap the consequences of your idiocy.

    My God, you people are truly frightening.

  29. 38

    Tree Frog Farmer spews:

    @33 (continued) Perhaps what I am saying is best summed up by quoting from the Wikipedia article on XHTML:

    “MSIE ships with ‘application/xhtml+xml’ set to an unknown type so that files of this type are treated as download files.[1] This means that nearly every browser surfing the internet has XHTML capabilities, but around 85% of them have XHTML disabled through the default install[2]. Windows Internet Explorer 7 still does not enable full XHTML capabilities by default.

    While most other browsers respond properly to all of the possible XHTML MIME types, they are not yet feature complete; for example Firefox and other Gecko-based browsers do not yet incrementally render XHTML as they receive it over the network in the way they do with HTML.”

    I hope you are not using MSIE 7. If you are, you really should take care to disable the ‘Active X’ “features”.
    This problem is slowly groping toward a solution. Part of the difficulty is found in serving various mobile devices. When I access HA with my wireless PDA I am currently limited to an older browser strictly resident in ROM. So making HA InterNet Mobile accessible adds complexity.

  30. 39



    Crickey. What’s with your obsession with male genitalia? For all your sputtering about manliness, your rhetoric certainly reaches for penises. And not in a good way.

    In Seattle, the gay bars mostly on Capital Hill.

    (Unless you’re a lesbian who happens to hate men. Then it’s The Wild Rose, for you, lassie.)

  31. 40


    Hi, Tree Frog Farmer!

    I’ve had several instances of long posts taking a few hours to come up, and I’ve noticed that the long posts about porn sites in Russia have vanished, so I do think that it is a filter.

    There have also been a few cases where my post didn’t go through, so I tend to copy long ones before sending so that I don’t lose all the work, but that gives me an error message.

    The system also gives me a “you’ve already posted that” message if I try to re-post something in the filter.

  32. 41

    sgmmac spews:

    JOhn B,

    I’ve had errors too with long posts, I hit submit and get an error message about busy traffic and then voila-more times than not, my post is gone, so I hit copy before submit with long posts too!

    I see you have a website, Can you please give me information on internet provider hosts that are resonably priced and easy to use?


  33. 42


    Ah, Hypocrite. You have an interesting point.

    President Clinton was, indeed, much more effective than President Bush. We should be commending him on his effectiveness, rather than his popularity overseas.

    Clinton – Terrorists caught and jailed.

    Bush – Terrorists on the loose, tieing up thousands of US troops.

    Clinton – Iraq pacified and contained, Very limited, if any support of terrorists.

    Bush – Iraq is in chaos, and a breeding ground for terrorists.

    Clinton – Terror attacks on our soil are answered and the culprits caught.

    Bush – Terror attacks on our soil are used as an excuse to go to war. The culprits are still free.

    On the domestic side –

    Clinton – Balanced budget, shrinking government.

    Bush – Largest budget deficit in the history of the planet. Growing government.

    Of course, there is also the fact that the President is both the head of state, as well as the head of government. His popularity overseas is a direct reflection of how other countries view us, and is a useful tool in affecting the policies of our allies, and even our adversaries, so we also have:

    Clinton – Effectively deals with foriegn governments to forge trade and diplomatic ties.

    Bush – Unable to effectively deal with foreign governments. So unpopular as to put Americans overseas at risk of attack by foreign civilians, even in countries that have been allies for years.

    C’mon, Hypocrite. Stop making this so easy.

  34. 43

    Tree Frog Farmer spews:

    JohnBarelli@39 Yes, there is a ‘spam filter’ in place. I stand corrected on that count.
    However, difficulties in placing posts are more involved with for want of a better description ‘browser to browser’ or perhaps ‘browser to Apache server’ issues. Some posts no doubt can be ‘rescued’ by Goldy when he tends to the system and finds them ‘hung-up’. Others, I am afraid go into the ‘bit-bucket’.

  35. 44

    dug spews:

    Goldstein is hawking his show tonite.

    I think he should talk about the dichotomy of the begging for bux he did and the Wall Street Jouranl article this week that bloggers pull in an AVERAGE of $2000 – $10,000 PER MONTH and that during political season those numbers (for political bloggers) jumps to $20,000 – $30,000 PER MONTH.

    Goldstein is either lying about the success of his political blog or lying about the scam he pulled during his pledge week.

    Either way, he\’s a liar.

    The question that remains until tonights show is whether he is too cowardly to address it.

    I\’ll have to depend on others (who actually listen) to find out the answer.

  36. 45

    Tree Frog Farmer spews:

    @43 Bile and ignorance on display. Or perhaps I should express this as BILE AND IGNORANCE ON DISPLAY at #43.

    John, I presume #42 was you ddelayed post. Perhaps the use of multiple ‘tags’ at the beginnings of multiple lines was the source of the delay.

  37. 46


    No, the post at 2:14 is a new one. The earlier post still hasn’t showed up. I’ll be headed home in a bit (floor agent made it in) and try to re-post.

    sgmmac at 2:06 – I’m pretty happy with my provider, but much of that is because he’s local. If I have a problem, I can walk into his office and talk to the guy that runs the whole show.


    I’ve always wanted to visit Varanasi, but I’d rather not get my tech support there.

  38. 47

    dug spews:

    poor little asshole @ 44…

    1: you cannot defend goldstein on one point without condemning him with the other… what a conundrum for an easily confused little fool.

    2: you cannot refute the findings of the WSJ…

    3: so you fall into your typical sewer of obfuscating the subject and name calling.

    Do you never tire of being so pathetic?

  39. 48


    Apparently some worthless coward liar is posting under dug‘s name.

    Since he’s deliberately trying to mislead us there, I think that it’s probably not worth the effort to check his numbers, but I did decide to make sure that the WSJ article didn’t back him up.

    It doesn’t. I think he was hoping that nobody would bother checking.

  40. 49

    Tree Frog Farmer spews:

    @46 Twenty seven percent. Twenty seven percent.
    When you walk down the street, 73 out of a hundred people think you are a nutcase. Tell me more about pathetic.
    Goldy is a successful talk show host. He is also a successful bloger. Your ignorance is on display by confusing one, a generally economicaly gainful endeavor, and the other, not so much.
    You seem to hold a patent on ignorance. Talk show hosts who can get prominent guest on their shows easily and readily are in short supply. Most bloggers, especially not those sucking on the Mellon-Scaife teat, or being paid to spread disinformation a la Armstrong Williams, are well compensated.

  41. 50


    goldy………perhaps you would like to discuss what daily kos has to say about jews in general? hmmmm?

    ” How hypocritical of warmongering, amoral charlatans the likes of Netanyahu and other hijackers of the Holocaust as a uniquely Jewish event. It is of a vileness that transcends description to see the pontificating asses exploiting the slaughter of millions in order to justify the murders of potentially millions more in their insane f****** desire to carve out lebensraum for Israel and crush everything in their path with a self-righteous cruelty equivalent to that of any vicious regime of the past century. It is even more vile when an inclusive culture such as that of the United States is turned into an unthinking, brutally determined Golem by fifth columnists within who use their money and power to persecute and buy influence with our government officials and media in order to sanction their brutality, their duplicitous agenda and their wanton lust to engage in a genocide of their own.

    While the Holocaust may have been predominantly Jewish it sure as hell wasn’t exclusively Jewish and the dancing on the graves of millions to the beat of neocon-Likud war drums is dispicable and amoral. They hide behind their exploitation of The Holocaust in order to justify their ongoing arrogance and aggression against their neighbors and to brutalize those in the occupied territories”

    yup…them and jimmy “jews-schmews” carter……

  42. 52

    sgmmac spews:

    John B,

    I am still looking for a provider for my HOA and don’t know anything about it, so I am looking for different options. I am not sure we will need a web page, but it is a good idea and if the legislature’s HOA study group passes one of their new proposals as law, we will need one or have to copy dozens and dozens of papers to provide to “new owners” of our homes.

  43. 53

    dug spews:

    easily led fool @ 48… sp please, tell us why it is so necessary for MR SUCCESSFUL to BEG?

    You seem to hold the worlds record for naivete…. or inate stupidity.

    and for the other fool @ 47… I doubt you can afford to subscribe, let alone bother to look it up. Prove yourself, fucker…. wee wee wee all the way home, John?

  44. 54



    I just went over to DailyKos and looked for that article. I couldn’t find it. Could you post a link?

    If it was an actual article, then you have a point, as I find the tone of item offensive, and the information to be misleading at best.

    If it was simply a poster sounding off, well, DailyKos has its share of crazies too, and yes, some folks on the left are morons. There are a lot of us lefties, and we’ve got our share of problem children too.

    You really don’t want to be held accountable for what some of your fellow righties post around here, do you?

  45. 55

    harry poon spews:

    If everythings so great, why do they need more troops? I’m interested to see how you twist that into something else.

    That’s what amazes and amuses me about wingnuts. They are so passive about the monied elite controlling their lives.

  46. 57


    Mr. Barelli,

    Beating my old horse – you see what I mean about anonymous posting? Unless dug [sic] is an actual child, he/she publicly posts in a manner and fashion no adult would dare do. This anti-social miscreant (and others on this blog) would never dare speak to you in this way face to face. But behind the Halloween mask of anonymity they can be bad boys and girls, acting out and up.

  47. 58


    Mr. Ballard.

    To some degree, you’re preaching to the choir here, as you’ll note that I put my name on all my posts. If I’m unwilling to put my name on something, then I probably shouldn’t post it.

    Still, some folks (mistakenly, in my opinion) fear reprisals, and a few employers have actually used blog posts as a reason for terminating employment.

    Certainly, if a poster puts his or her name on a post (or uses a name where their real identity is generally known), the post carries far more credibility. (I find that it also reduces the temptation to get vulgar.)

    This is one reason that the fake “dug” annoys me. The real dug’s identity is known to most of the regular posters here. I suspect that the fake one is a person that lost a bet and was supposed to vanish from our presence forever.

    Not that anyone actually believed him.

  48. 59



    Only one real word of advice. Get your own domain name and don’t let your provider do it for you. Some folks have found themselves paying high prices to get their own names back.

    At least that way, if you have a problem with your ISP, you can change easily. I’ll be happy to talk with you offline if you have further questions, since this is almost as off-topic as we could get.

  49. 61

    dug, one of many nom de plume of Carl Grossman which of course is another nom de plume... spews:

    dumb ass @ 54: If everythings so great, why do they need more troops? I’m interested to see how you twist that into something else.

    Come on hairy puta… there is a difference between the monumental progress being made (and going unacknowledged by assholes like you and gloppy) and \”so great\”.

    Tell us oh hairy puta, why do you send MORE firefighters to a big blaze? I\’m sure there is one cell banging around your little pin head that can figre this out. HINT HINT: It\’s all about keeping things under control, fucker.

  50. 62

    catch me if you can spews:

    For that matter, hairy puta, why do they keep firefighters at blazes they already have under control?

    Why are the soldiers the proud penile pres depolyed in Kososvo still there?

    Mine that brain cell, hairy puta, you\’ll figure it out eventually.

  51. 63


    Mr. Barelli,

    Not preaching to you in the least; we sit in the same pew.

    I also share your opinion that a fear of reprisals is misplaced.

    It is no surprise that bad-mouthing the boss – whether around a water cooler or on a blog – will likely reward most “at will” employees a pink slip. Many states protect workers from retaliation for their political views, and many others have even broader protections for “off the job” activities. Even Ellen Simonetti, the airline stewardess fired for “inappropriate” online pictures and comments was using her employment at Delta as a basis to create her Queen of the Sky guise. Nonetheless, she has filed – and rightly so – a discrimination complaint with the EOEC.

    Frankly, most of the cries mewing for a need to be anonymous are nonsense. As you’ve pointed out, using your own name lends a certain credibility to comments made and places a healthy check on vulgarity.

    As to using your own name, an attorney friend, way back in the mid-nineties explained it to me this way: Before posting anything on an online forum ask yourself if you’d be willing to print out your comments, walk down to a corner utility pole and tack them up for any and all to see. If “yes” – post away; if not – hold your counsel.

  52. 64

    Facts Support My Positions spews:

    sgmmac, check out godaddy. I think they are the biggest registrar. Get your domain name there. They have free page parking, and free domain forwarding if you want other web addresses pointed to your blog. If you want them to host a blog, call them. They would be happy to tell you what they can, and can’t do.

    I have a bunch of names registered there, and they treat me good.

  53. 65


    43 and 60:

    Neither of these posts is from the keyboard of Carl Grossman (my real name), Dug (short for DugoutNut which is what I use on my blog), or My Left Foot (The moniker I use here on HA).

    The moe-ron at 43, in particular, is an inbred bastard child of Ann Coulter, who does not possess the imagination to come up with his own moniker.

    As for the poster at 60, well, this dipshit just likes to type my name. I am concerned he may have SSAD.

  54. 66



    Good advice; I can also recommend Network Solutions. I make my living in a field – theatre – where your name (and control over it) is a vital concern. John (may I call you John? – I’m Laurence) uses a .biz suffix; I use the older .com – there are any number of ways to go.

  55. 68

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    @62 (snort) Iraq is a “blaze under control?” (raucous rabbit laughter in background)

  56. 69

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Hey Stefan! How’s your lawsuit against Dean Logan and King County coming along? Are you still waiting for the judge to give you taxpaeyrs’ money? Does that explain why the donors to your “legal action fund” haven’t seen a dime from you?

  57. 70

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Stefan isn’t much of a business man. He sure got a bad deal on his house! A flipper bought it in October 2002 for $390,000, and Stefan paid nearly $860,000 for it only 7 months later. It’s a big house — apparently his ego can’t get by with less than 3,300 square feet. Luckily for him, his wife is a lawyer. Anyone who burns money like him needs a spouse with a good job! Especially someone who spends his time in the basement playing on the computer and can’t hold a $9-an-hour temporary job for even one day.

  58. 73

    harry poon spews:

    Things are great in Iraq. And they have Democracy and they give you the purple finger everywhere you go!

  59. 74

    stefan spews:

    Hey Stefan! How’s your lawsuit against Dean Logan and King County coming along? Are you still waiting for the judge to give you taxpaeyrs’ money? Does that explain why the donors to your “legal action fund” haven’t seen a dime from you?

    Give the money back? With democrats running the KCRE. Are you nuts. Just because Dean is not there doesn’t mean that the voter fruad went away. I am sure the donors are happy with the money going to future voter registration challenges in King County. We all know that democrats cheat. Come on.

  60. 76

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    @63 I disagree. It’s foolish to post under your real name. You’ll never find out if you were denied a job because of it. Just the other day, I read that something like two-thirds of employers check the on-line activity of prospective hires. I’ve seen people post on rightwing blogs that they would never hire a liberal to work for their business. In addition, we know the Republicans currently running our government are illegally spying on American citizens, but we don’t know to what extent — or what they’re doing with the information. It’s inconceivable that this blog is not monitored by people who wouldn’t hesitate to retaliate against liberal posters for expressing their views. After all, some of our political opponents consider liberals “traitors” and publicly state that we should be put in concentration camps or killed. Under these circumstances, anonymity is a reasonable and necessary precaution.

  61. 77

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    @71 He signed up to be a pollworker but couldn’t follow a simple one-step instruction from his supervisor and lasted only 1/2 day.

  62. 79

    Roger Rabbit spews:


    How much money do you think Stefan was awarded by King County Superior Court for KCRE’s alleged noncompliance with public records laws?

    [ ] 1. Are you kidding?!
    [ ] 2. Less than $1
    [ ] 3. $1
    [ ] 4. He was fined for filing a frivolous lawsuit

  63. 80

    Puddybud spews:

    LeftStillAnal & BizarreFroggy: I haven’t posted in two and a half days. Been too busy making money. For these Butt Brothers, find each other and travel the hershey highway!

  64. 81

    Puddybud spews:

    Why are LeftStillAnal and BizarreFroggy always posting here? Maybe they don’t know how to make money!

  65. 82

    Puddybud spews:

    Hey Voice of Chalk Scratching are you Anna Nicole’s baby’s father? Wait… I know that’s not true. She liked elite men!

  66. 83

    harry poon spews:

    I never get a chance to listen to Goldy’s radio show. But I just wanted to tell K.Novoselic that he used to be in a pretty good band.

    I still hear them on the radio from time to time. It’s hard being the fat kid who plays bass.

    I hope for your sake that you got more pussy than Frank Sinatra while the gettin’ was good!

  67. 84

    dug spews:

    An Open Letter to My Girlfriend\’s Cat the Horses Asses

    Listen, I get that you\’re a cat a horses ass . I\’m actually OK with all that. I like not having to take you on 5am walks or to pry a slobbery, grass-caked tennis ball out of your food hole only to throw it again so that you can have a cheap thrill. You\’re above all that. But still… gimme a break, shithead!

    It\’s like, I\’m minding my own business, asleep in my bed, totally dreaming about pizza, and you lay down on my face! Hey, ass butt, news flash: I need that to breath and live! Don\’t sleep on it! Shit! Also I can smell your butt when you do that, because your idiot moron cat horses ass brain makes you think that I might actually WANT to smell it (which I totally don\’t) so you deftly position it right in front of my nose. Here\’s a shocker, my friend – your butt smells bad! It smells like a butt that just got pooped out of! DIARRHEA pooped out of. I\’m no vet, but you should get that checked out. I know the whole barbed johnson thing makes gettin\’ some a bit less complicated for you, but I can tell you from personal experience that girls don\’t want to be constantly reminded that you have an asshole and poop comes out of it.

    While I\’m on the topic of excretion, I can\’t help but notice that you scramble to jump head-first into the toilet every time I\’m in the middle of peeing into it. One day I\’ll actually let you go ahead and do it, because you don\’t seem to want to learn that lesson the easy way. Your best bet is to stay on the outside looking in… things aren\’t as glamorous in there as you seem to think. Still, having to leave the toilet seat lid down to protect you from making an enormous (albeit inevitable) mistake is getting old. WAY old.

    What the frick is that awful sound you make? Are you meowing braying or gargling or what? Make up your damn mind! I understand that cats horses asses make a few different sounds, but you try to fit them all into one breath, and it sounds like vomit passing through a 3rd-grader\’s hand-me-down flutaphone. Pick a sound and stick with that, but NOT at 4am, and NOT while you\’re sleeping on my face with your stinky anus under my nose, you slut.

    Listen, genius, when a door to a room is closed, that means that there is no physical way for you to get into that room, no matter how bad you might want to. I see that you\’re able to fit a paw hoof under the door, but try as you might (and you always do), your entire body will NOT fit through the crack under the door. Fatty. Trust me on this one!

    Do you even understand the concept of eating? Food goes in your mouth, you chew it, then you swallow it. In that order. It\’s a fairly intuitive and innate process; or so I would\’ve thought, until I spent a few days hanging around with YOUR ass. You seem to prefer going through several rounds of chewing food and spitting it back out onto the floor before you decide on some pieces you might be interested in swallowing. Also, swallow what\’s in your mouth before you drink out of your water bowl. I\’m sorry, it\’s just good manners. It\’s probably also important for you to understand that when you open your mouth to drink, whatever was in there will FALL BACK OUT if you haven\’t swallowed it yet. Cat food Horses ass food probably tastes gross enough without you ruining a cool, refreshing water dish with tuna hay flavoring. Get a life.

    You have the most pungent and repulsive feces of any animal I\’ve ever heard of, living or dead, real or imaginary. If I could bottle that scent, it could easily be used as biological warfare. I\’m serious, we could end this skirmish in the middle east with the contents of the plastic baggie sitting on my front porch waiting for the garbageman. I didn\’t know it was possible to turn cat food horses ass food and water into something that actually smells far, far worse than cat food horses ass food. Nice work. Ass.

    I don\’t hate you, buddy. You\’re cute, and occasionally heartwarming. But damn! Don\’t drink disgusting flowerpot water! Also don\’t do the other things I\’ve mentioned here. Seriously, don\’t.

  68. 85

    Mrs Carl Grossman spews:

    RANT: Crotch Rot

    Or as I like to call it, The Yeast Beast.

    Many men are more than happy to talk about the clitoris and the vagina all damn day and I am thrilled to accommodate these sicko pervs. However, there is a line we all hate to cross. But there comes a time when one must throw caution and good taste aside and address these issues in the interest of womanhood.

    Yes, yeast infections. Crotch rot. That burning itching dripping fungus that attacks the very area we hold most dear.

    I never used to get yeast infections. Then I started taking all these antibiotics, now I seem to be on my third one.

    I was not exactly sure the first day. I mean, I had a sort of itchy achy feeling radiating from between my legs. I called up my husband, Carl to report this. He likes to keep track of my crotch.

    \”Honey, I think I am really horny.\”
    Carl gulped. \”You think?\”
    \”It’s hard to say. I could be getting yeast infection. I definitely need something down there.\”
    \”Probably a yeast infection,\” Carl said gloomily.
    \”No, I think it is horniness. I want you.\”
    \”Whatever you say.\”
    \”I said I want you, dammit! I am longing for you! I need it bad.\”
    carl sighed. \”Okay, I get it.\”

    But then the burning began. The itching became unbearable, panties were an impossibility, and I was compelled to continually check for the tell-tale whitish ickiness. Soon I was fairly confident I had the crotch rot, but couldn’t quite find time to get to the grocery store.

    By mid morning I was in agony. I couldn’t decide if I wanted to lie back with my legs spread and shove an ice cube up my twat or floss with a burlap rope. The corncobs in the cornucopia table display suddenly looked very appealing. I exerted myself trying to dig and itch in a graceful manner in my open to the world office.

    At lunch I rushed to the store, being careful to walk with my legs four feet apart at all times. I grabbed the Monistat 3 from the shelf. A friend, who happens to also be a pharmacist, was working. I decided to be responsible and actually read the label.

    \”David, my crotch is on fire again. This says not to use repeatedly. Can I still use it?\”

    He paused. He then made some very professional type noises about consulting your physician.

    \”Don’t screw with me David, I need it BAD!\” I was in no mood.

    He admitted I could probably use it. I amused myself by bitching for several minutes about this latest series of primal punishments. David became concerned.

    \”You really should see a doctor. If you are getting them a lot you could be developing drug resistant strain.\” He went on from there.

    The basic premise was I could actually be using my vagina to breed my very own form of Super Yeast that would eventually be vulnerable only to kryptonite and the music of Barry Manilow. I couldn’t get into the doctor for at least a week. I asked for alternatives. David informed me many women used natural treatments, such as plain yogurt.


    \”Umm, how exactly would you get the yogurt in there?\”

    He shrugged.

    I pondered this. I suggested I could make little yogurt popsicles and shove them inside. But David wasn’t sure if freezing would kill the cultures. The other scenarios I came up with seemed very messy or involved fancy equipment I did not own. Also, how long would you leave it? It is sort of warm down there and experience has taught me if yogurt sits out too long it spoils.

    \”Well, you can also use garlic,\” he suggested. \”You wrap some open cloves in a cheese cloth and insert overnight. Be sure to leave a piece of the cloth where you can reach it though.\”

    Beautiful. This would have the added benefit of keeping vampires out from between my thighs while I slept. Always an issue. Add some tomatoes and pasta and you have a dining experience waiting to happen.

    I bought the Monistat again.

  69. 86

    harry poon spews:

    Tim Eyeman is the horses ass. Pays to do a little research before you go off half-cocked.

  70. 89

    dug spews:

    Dear cat: Don\’t disturb blinds when I\’m watching porn

    Dear cat,

    Mrs grossman is away for three weeks, and though I am a person of strong will, three weeks is simply too long to bear without working one out. I don’t expect you to understand this need as you no longer have your ovaries, but trust me when I say, I NEED to.

    If you ever took the CAT SATs, you might have seen this example analogy:

    Getting off : me :: licking your ass : you.

    Having established that, I request of you: Please do not disturb the fucking blinds when I\’m watching porn!

    You’re a cat, not a dog, so don’t give me that puppy-eyed look. You know what you’re doing. As soon as I settle back in my chair with some hot chick doing all the things that my Mrs Grossman won’t, full-screen, you awaken from a dead sleep and run through the floor-to-ceiling blinds. I often shriek and my hard phallus, brilliantly backlit by the glow of the monitor, falls limp like a rhubarb stalk at the bottom of a Safeway bin. This wouldn’t be so bad if I didn’t have an entire row of apartments whose living room windows directly face me. For the love of my erection and reputation, or my love of my erection and reputation, keep on sleeping when I’m a’ jerkin.

    I should have gotten a ferret.

    Hugs and purrs,

    Your owner.

    P.S. And don’t stare at my balls. You give the same look to a string before you’re about to pounce on it. That frightens me.

  71. 91

    dug spews:

    Anyone ever been caught…

    …doing the most private of private things?

    Last night Mrs grossman came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.

    There\’s not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minutes later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was… it was like she didn\’t just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the Simpsons.

    I don\’t really don\’t know what else to say.

  72. 93

    dug, one of many nom de plume of Carl Grossman which of course is another nom de plume... spews:


    Mrs Grossman, I swear I didn\’t mean to hurt you, but you can be such a raving bitch sometimes! If I knew she worked with you I wouldnt\’ have banged her. I used protection. She means nothing to me. I just want to come back home. At least let me get my stuff. There was no reason to LIE to the cops. You know I wasn\’t peeping… I was trying to break in to MY own home. Just because I am not on the mortgage doesn\’t mean its not my home. I promise, no more you know what if you let me come back! I\’ll still talk nasty. Feed my fish, please.

    Carl G.

  73. 95

    Puddybud spews:

    Voice of Chalk Scratching can prove these are doppelgangers of someone other than me.

    How do I know this? He will out me! He can’t help himself. Since I know he will not out me you loose Libtards. If there is no outing it ain’t me!

    Aww, too bad Moonbat!s Sounds like another trainwreck of Moonbat!itis! I call indigenous idiotitis! Bullshittium!

    This Leo Strauss character is only a post of Headless Loocy. I waited for a while because I wanted to be sure. I am sure now.

    HairyPoontang is another doppelganger of Horseless Looslips.

  74. 97

    dug, one of many nom de plume of Carl Grossman which of course is another nom de plume... spews:

    Tin foil hats everywhere!

    That fine gentleman is actually NOT me!

    Catch me if you can!

  75. 98

    dug, one of many nom de plume of Carl Grossman which of course is another nom de plume... spews:

    darell baby,

    The key to the effectiveness of tin foil hats is to be sure that one doesn\’t pull the ear flaps over your ears. Though present on earlier models, this feature has been deleted from current models both as a cost cutting measure, and to simplify it\’s operation. In effect the updated models are plug and play.

    You may be using one of the older models and didn\’t recieve the CSA (consumer safety advisory). I\’ve reached that assumption based on most of your posts. Don\’t worry, I didn\’t either and was completly unaware until my neighbor saw me wearing mine improperly while stabbing my lawn with the poker from my fireplace in order to eradicate ground moles, loudly singing the words to the popular Beatles song Helter Skelter.

    Since pinning back the flaps, I no longer sing that loud.

  76. 100

    Puddybud spews:

    darell daryll dairal wrote blatant lies!

    Voice of Chalk Scratching: Please out me. Cumon mofo Us can doit. U thinx Us funny when yous pizzd! I likem U pizzd. It mo betta dat wayz. U don’t hasta ax me nuthin!

    I am waiting. Your silence will vindicate me Voice of Chalk Scratching: . Oops… you have to be silent. It aint me.


    Nuff said!

  77. 105

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    84, 85 Someone in this town sold some really bad weed to our trolls this weekend.

  78. 106

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    @93 “Just because I am not on the mortgage doesn\’t mean its not my home.”

    Are you Stefan posting incognito?

  79. 107

    RightEqualsStupid spews:

    Puffybutt has a job!!!! He cleans toilets at the sex offender unit at McNeil Island. His wife told me he used to turn tricks behind the bowling alley in Port Orchard but at $1 a pop, he couldn’t make enough money giving sailors BJs so he moved up to toilet cleaning. By the way, sucking a sailor’s dick is as close as this lying sack of shit ever got to being in the military.

  80. 108

    Puddybud spews:

    LeftStillStupid: I’ve had a job for more years than you’ve been on planet Earth. I make more in four months than you make in a year. I’ve explained it many times here on ASSWipes but, being a libtard, you have no useful memory.

    That Amoeba in your cranial orifice has no friends to transfer synaptic responses to. I suggest a trip to WalMart to purchase a paramecium or two. Your Bullshittium level will drop!

  81. 109

    Tree Frog Farmer spews:

    # Tree Frog Farmer says:

    This is “How to Show a RightWingNut is a Liar Part II”
    This is public notice that the troll variously known as PuddyBuddy,PudWhacker,Reckless ,Mike Webb Sucks, Darrell, DarrellRecklesslySucksButtPutt y, whatever, is not only a lying, psychotic spewer of Wingnut talking points, he doesn’t stop there.
    He will claim someone as his friend, and then Make up Shit about his “friendship” with them..
    Please note the time and date stamps on these posts. I have condensed them from several threads. Details on request.

    # Tree Frog Farmer says:

    If you accept DarrellRecklesslySucksButtPutt y?s historical accounting of anything that has happened on this blog, more the fool you. The man lies as he breathes. He is a wingnut of the looniest kind.
    It was never established whether PacMan was a sock puppet or not. Then he lied about ‘meeting’ GBS to establish his bonafides.
    Go read the archives. . .yech. Among other things you can follow the trail to this disturbed personality’s true identity. . .for what its worth.
    02/04/2007 at 10:59 am

    # Puddybud says:

    Froggy: Use your real first name. Carl demands it!
    02/04/2007 at 10:59 am

    # Tree Frog Farmer says:

    Retrospective Distortion is what it is called, Darrell, it’s all just part of the package that comes with your warped mind.
    02/04/2007 at 11:02 am

    # Puddybud says:

    Now Froggy just jumped off the deep end. As I remember, I emailed GBS and told him where we were. I have the receipt of where we ate and the parking stub paid. Sucks to be you Froggy!

    Froggy, you little punk – Use your first name. Carl demands it! Are you a chickenshit? Yes you are.
    02/04/2007 at 11:03 am

    Tree Frog Farmer says:

    Check the records. No receipt, no parking stub. GBS sez you were a no-show,LYINGPUDWHACKER.
    02/04/2007 at 12:05 pm

    GBS says:

    Puddybud, you ol’ mouth breather you!

    Shit, man, you got me. I had no idea that was you. You’re writing style is so, so . . . . What’s the word I’m looking for? You’re so “articulate.”

    Bro, when you gonna pay up on that lunch???
    02/08/2007 at 10:31 am

    Tree Frog Farmer says:
    GBS@60 Hell, Old DarrellRecklesslySucksButtPutty was just the other day claiming to have a receipt for that lunch. . .
    02/08/2007 at 11:07 am

    GBS says:

    @ 62:


    C’mon, TFF, tell me you’re just pulling my leg, right?!?!

    Uhhh–uhhh, Oh Nooo you ditn’t Puddybud, you ditn’t tell folk you bought ME lunch!!!

    Lem’me ax you sumtin’, and tell da tru-ff, is TFF lyin’ or you lyin????
    02/08/2007 at 11:44 am

    I think it’s clear. DarrellSucksButtPutty never bought a lunch. No receipt. No parking stub.
    02/09/2007 at 9:53 pm

  82. 110


    “The basic premise was I could actually be using my vagina to breed my very own form of Super Yeast that would eventually be vulnerable only to kryptonite and the music of Barry Manilow.”

    THANK YOU…. i laughed till i cried……….

  83. 111


    Uh, christmasghost?

    Considering that you’re complementing the humor of one of your wingnut buddies that is not attacking a poster, but the wife of a poster, are you sure you really want to sign on with that crowd?

    Moreover, he doesn’t even have the originality to write his own material.

    Yes, we have some left wing posters that do the same sort of thing, but we try not to encourage them. Of course, if you feel that it is appropriate to insult the wife of a poster in this manner, then I have seriously overestimated you.

    Oh, and for the record. I do not believe said poster is either you or puddy. I’ve had my differences with both of you, and puddy is rude, crude and socially unacceptable, but both of you (even puddy!) have more class than that worthless coward liar.

    I doubt that the worthless coward liar will apologize to Mrs. Grossman, but you should consider whether you owe her an apology.

    Oh, and as for “rightequalsstupid” who seems to feel a need to make similar comments about the right winger’s wives (although at least he writes his own material, crass as it is), well, you might note that he and I don’t get along on any number of topics. He seems to hate Christians, Jews, Muslims, all Republicans, most Democrats, Independents and anyone else that disagrees with anything (no matter how insignificant) he says.

    Yes, we lefties have our problem children too.

  84. 112

    Mrs Carl Grossman spews:

    You lefty prigs certainly have a problem with HUMOR, don\’t you?

    Tell us goody-goody, holier-than-thou, hollow and sanctimonious, unctious and ever so poreachy johnny, have you ever repeated a joke or funny story? forwarded a funny email or article?

    You dear are the definitive asshole.

  85. 113

    My Left Foot spews:


    No problem with humor. The problem with your posts is that they, quite simply, are not funny.

    When you are funny at my expense, I will be like puddy and acknowledge such.

    Your attempt at humor at my wifes expense, was, well, low class, rude, crude and ignorant. You don’t even have the stones to identify yourself.

    christmasghost, I agree with JB.

  86. 114

    The Soul of Carl Grossman spews:

    Sure I do… you can call me \”MY SOUL\”…

    BTW ..How is that crotch rot of the \”little\” woman? Condoms BE your friend, body of your soul.

  87. 115


    OH JOHN!!! come on….can you honestly say that you read that and didn’t laugh out loud?
    for cryin’ out loud…what is wrong with you?
    of course i don’t condone some of the things people say on here.but that doesn’t mean that sometimes they aren’t just funny as hell. what? you have to agree with someone’s politics for something funny to be funny? have you heard the expression that even a broken clock is right twice a day?
    when you get your knickers in a knot over what the average lefty says DAILY on here…you can start with the lectures…until then….NO.
    and by the way…how do you even know he has a wife? do you actually think that just because one of these tools says something…it’s REAL?
    here’s a clue for you, RIGHTEQUALSSTUPID is GOLDY….. jeez, where have you been?
    john ….you seem like a nice guy, naive as hell, but very nice. maybe those two things go together. when you said “are you sure you really want to sign on with that crowd?”
    it just made me sad. really. i don’t “sign on” with any crowd, just because i think they are funny. no one does…except for mindless drones, and i leave that for the far left and the far right.
    and as a woman i think yeast infection humor is very very funny. if we didn’t laugh about it john we would be really miserable………
    and carl…come on! you too?
    where is your sense of humor? are you saying that you MUST be marching in lock step with someone to find anything they say amusing? you and i must be very different then. i don’t agree with most of the things you say but i often find them very very amusing indeed.
    come on!!!….barry manilow?

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    and carl…..like YOU [of all people] have never made any nasty comments about a conservative’s family or personal lives???? geez…….would you like me to compile a little list for you????
    gawd…….in meetings for one day and the whiners come out of the woodwork.
    have any of you “that’s not nice” guys ever read anything ON THIS BLOG???? especially the things you are writing yourselves? glass houses ring any bells for you at all??????

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    Big difference in attacking me than going after my wife. I post here, I can take it. The objection is not the humor, the objection is the intended target.

    Also, I would be a fool to believe anything the wingnut “tools” write here, correct?

    So, using your standard, you are not a woman, you have no kids and you formerly posted here as howcanyoubeproudtobeanass.

    Two way street, sister.

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    Mrs Carl Grossman spews:

    Poor little Carl just hates it when I make fun of him in public… he prefers it confined to our bedroom.

    He doesn\’t actually mind that I mock him, just that othere know I mock him.

    Sorry, baby. No nookie tonite…itchy scratchy twat rot still goin on.

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    we know a jerk when we see one spews:

    @ 118

    Not making fun of anyone. Just making a perfect ass of yourself.

    MLF is correct…..

    Sucks to be you.

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    carl…how is someone making fun of your wife????
    did i miss something? did you talk about your wife having a yeast infection on here? [and if so…why in the hell would you?]
    “Big difference in attacking me than going after my wife. I post here, I can take it. The objection is not the humor, the objection is the intended target.

    Also, I would be a fool to believe anything the wingnut “tools” write here, correct?

    So, using your standard, you are not a woman, you have no kids and you formerly posted here as howcanyoubeproudtobeanass.

    Two way street, sister. ”

    sure it is carl….BUT, having said that don’t you grade certain posters as to how much you can believe them and what they are saying? i have always been honest and i don’t throw knives at people’s families ,do i? the funny quote that i laughed about was about kryptonite and barry manilow…not about your wife.
    unless you are so twisted that you are married to barry manilow and he’s trying to use kryptonite to cure HIS yeast infection. in that case please accept my apologies.
    now….do you see just how stupid you sound?
    and GOLDY AKA “we know a jerk when we see one” [obviously not]can’t you of all people come up with more clever names. you sit watching your blog like an old spider and yet this is all you can come up with? come on….you are much funnier than that………
    and carl…one last thing.
    stop talking FOR your wife you sexist bastard. you are talking about her like she is some brainless moron that can’t: A. take a joke or B. can’t think for herself.
    i’m guessing that she can.
    let me guess…you are one of those MEN that stand around holding a pro-choice sign, right? i’ll bet you speak for black people too.
    white, jewish, and elite…and you just know better, don’t you?

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    I don’t hold signs. I don’t speak for others.

    His comments are stolen jokes. He personalized them.

    Read your post. You are telling me how I should think. By the way, Teresa was forwarded the original jokes, sans the personalization….. she laughed and forwarded to her friends.

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    and may i assume that “teresa” is your wife?
    okay…so she laughed at them. right-o. so you are mad…why?
    “stolen jokes”…..ARE YOU SERIOUS?
    first of all….jokes are meant to be passed around.second of all….once again, have you actually READ ANYTHING ON THIS BLOG???
    other than me and a couple of others…there hasn’t been an original thought presented on here EVER. this is plagiariser- central, honey.
    stolen jokes…oh my god. you are too funny. it would be even better if you were actually trying to be……..

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    and carl…when you get busted talking FOR your wife like she is a mindless drone…at least have the guts to admit it, okay?
    no one is trying to tell you how to think….i am telling you that a man ‘thinking’ he needs to speak for the “little woman” is a load of crap.what is this? 1950?
    yup…you are one of those self rightous bastards with the signs……
    well, at least you came out of the elitist closet. you didn’t mean to …but, POP there you were…….