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Super Tuesday Discussion Thread

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There will be lots of election results coming in today. Here is a thread to discuss ’em. Note that this is NOT an open thread. If you want to engage in baby talk, poo flinging, or non-election discussions, kindly take it to the previous thread.

Unfortunately, I have an afternoon and evening packed with non-blogging stuff, so I’ll update this post when I can.

Here are the poll closing times tonight:

  • 4:00pm PST: Georgia, Vermont, Virginia
  • 5:00pm PST: Alabama, Massachusetts, Oklahoma, Tennessee, most of Texas
  • 5:30pm PST: Arkansas
  • 6:00pm PST: A bit of W. Texas

And here are the Caucus starting times tonight:

  • 11:00am PST: American Samoa (D)
  • 5:00pm PST: Minnesota (D & R)
  • 6:00pm PST: Colorado (D)
  • 9:00pm PST: Alaska (R)

6:45: Don’t forget American Samoa…where Clinton won four delegates.

6:48: Clueless Mr. Drumpf: “I don’t know if Hillary will be allowed to run!” What…did Hillary start a scam “university” or something?

Comments

  1. 1

    Seems the DUMMOCRETIN establishment dog whistler is going to jump further ahead of The Bern! Lying liars don’t matter to DUMMOCRETINS!

  2. 2

    The loon is obviously oblivious to the disintegration of his fascist political party. My guess is that he’s been sniffing his DUMMOCRETIN disinfectant – which is no doubt pulled from the same orifice from which he obtains his so-called “facts”. Sucks to be a loon.

  4. 4

    “Christian leader: Trump reveals that progressives were right about evangelicals all along”

    http://www.rawstory.com/2016/0.....all-along/

    ““For years, secular progressives have said that evangelical social action in America is not about religious conviction but all about power,” Moore wrote. “They have implied that the goal of the Religious Right is to cynically use the ‘moral’ to get to the ‘majority,’ not the other way around. This year, a group of high-profile old-guard evangelicals has proven these critics right.””

    Sucks to be a loon.

  6. 6

    Will Rubio ever win a primary? No way. Not after receiving Bob’s “Kiss of Death” a few weeks ago.

  8. 8

    “Ted Cruz Doesn’t Want To Anger Donald Trump’s KKK Fans Because he wants their votes, too.”

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/.....1f60ecd19a

    “GOP Senator: Even If Trump Meant It On The KKK, He’s Still A Better Choice Than A Democrat”

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/.....60bf7840e7

    “David Duke: Voting For Trump Is The ‘Best Thing We Can Do'”

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/.....0dab33808a

    If anything sucks more than being a loon, it’s being a black loon in a party of white supremacists.

  9. 9

    They’re all minority-hating white supremacists, so of course they don’t mind.

    “Voters at Texas polls tell CNN they are ‘willing to look past’ Trump’s KKK problems”

    http://www.rawstory.com/2016/0.....-problems/

    “Antonin Scalia was outed as ‘blatant racist’ while teaching law”

    http://www.rawstory.com/2016/0.....ching-law/

    LMFAO!! My bet is that the loon attends GOP events wearing white-face makeup. That’d explain why he hasn’t been lynched yet.

  10. 10

    Seems a certain whackjob above does not read CNN…

    I’m David Duke and this is a quick unscripted response to the CNN interview today with Donald Trump. The inaccurate reporting by the media that I had endorsed Donald Trump. I am not endorsing Donald Trump.

    Well we see how a certain person runs to HuffPo for its evening comedy!

  11. 11

    The party with Drumpf as their leading presidential candidate should be ashamed to talk about lies. He is the king of liars.

  17. 17

    @1 When did lying liars ever matter to Republicans? In any case, our liars are waaayyy more honest than your liars. There are enough Pinocchio noses on your side to heat a large house with a woodstove all winter. At least a dozen cords of timber there.

  18. 18

    So, I think I’ll try to do a wrapup here. CNN has called the following states:

    Georgia, Alabama, Tennessee: Trump and Clinton by wide margins

    Texas: Cruz and Clinton by wide margins

    Oklahoma also is Cruz territory, although Trump and Rubio are closer here, and Sanders wins this state

    Vermont: Trump edges Kasich with Rubio far behind; this is Sanders country and he easily swamps Clinton

    Massachusetts: Trump 48%, Kasich and Rubio 18%; Clinton edges out Sanders by 51%-47%

    Virginia: Trump edges out Rubio with Cruz far behind; Clinton beats Sanders 2-to-1

    Arkansas: Trump-Cruz-Rubio; Clinton by a wide margin

    Minnesota, Colorado: Sanders wins these states; Minnesota gives Rubio an easy win over Cruz with Trump far behind

    Doesn’t look to me like these results necessarily knock anyone out of the race, although I expect Kasich to leave soon (if not immediately), and Rubio doesn’t look competitive; Sanders won a few states, but hasn’t overtaken Clinton, as he has in CNN’s latest poll.

  19. 19

    @ 6

    Will Rubio ever win a primary? No way. Not after receiving Bob’s “Kiss of Death” a few weeks ago.

    Wow. This one might go three hours or perhaps even a little longer before Steve’s proven wrong. He’s getting better with age.

  21. 21

    In any case, our liars are waaayyy more honest than your liars.

    Yeah right R senile. Heilary claimed no classified emails. Her Benghazi coverup is priceless. Over 2000 lies and counting!

    See ya!

  22. 22

    @ 20

    What, you think Darryl refers to me as sloppy for no reason?

    If Hillary hadn’t confused primaries with caucuses, it might be Vice President Obama running for the Oral Office this Fall instead of her.

    Nice catch, actually.

  23. 23

    Rubio wins Minnesota QPPS.

    Once again QPPS farts too early and stains itself again.

  24. 24

    I have no idea what this means:

    Jose A. DelReal ✔ @jdelreal
    WOW.
    Virginia GOP primary turnout in 2012: 265,570.
    Estimate in 2016?: 1,025,000.
    (From Edison Media Research)

  25. 25

    @21 Don’t get your hopes up. The ex poste facto clause of the Constitution precludes ever prosecuting her for any emails that were classified retroactively. Probably not much of a political argument there, either. And don’t forget she didn’t do anything that her Republican predecessors didn’t do.

  27. 27

    On Super Tuesday, Trump wins 6 states, Cruz 2, Rubio 1; Clinton wins 8 states, Sanders 4. Rubio doesn’t look like a nominee from here.

    Meanwhile, Harry Enten of FiveThirtyEight (Nate Silver’s blog) says: “I don’t know why folks are walking away from tonight with the idea that Trump is somehow dominant. He’s won only 37 percent of the vote, pooling across states. That means he’s ahead but far from being a lock of any sort.”

  28. 28

    Constitution precludes ever prosecuting her for any emails that were classified retroactively.

    Sorry R senile… Those 22 emails of super duper secret info DESTROYS that feckless argument!

  31. 31

    Quote of the Day: “If voters nominate [Trump], they will confirm everything bad that Democrats have ever said about the GOP.” — Max Boot, neocon

    http://www.motherjones.com/pol.....nald-trump

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: Well, that just about wraps it up for Trump, because as far as I can tell, everything we Democrats have been saying about the GOP is rock-solid true, and Republican primary voters and caucus voters are proving it for us by rallying behind a trash-talking bigot whose daddy had KKK ties.

  32. 32

    Yes k2, it’s okay for HHTL to attack a Trump son looking like a “vampire”butt not okay to describe how the “vampire” is way more important that HHTL!

    You life must really suck!

  34. 34

    Yawn. Tonight’s stock futures point to another bad day for market timers tomorrow. To hell with them, I can always use the money. Sure beats working for $15 an hour. Maybe I’ll give some more to Bernie Sanders. He’ll probably take it if I don’t tell him where it came from.

  36. 36

    @35,
    Fuck no! He’s the funniest thing going in this GOP Clownfest. He’s still got books to peddle and closet summits to “supervise”.
    And besides “things are starting to happen”…
    It’s probably all the Corn flakes.

  37. 37

    Go down the result lists and look on with awe and wonder at the number of goose eggs for “establishment” Republican Rubio.
    A week ago Boob regaled us with his certainty that Rubes was poised to breakout and Cruz would have to suspend.

    I love it when a conservative plan comes together.

  38. 38

    @ 37

    I did? Gotta link?

    I have said some things about how Rubio has some things going for him unrelated to his political positions – Floridian, young, hot wife, bilingual, greater likelihood of picking a woman as his running mate – but I didn’t say he was headed toward any type of breakout surge. And I am sure I never mentioned Cruz suspending anything. Calling BS on your spew.

  39. 39

    Crud and Rubio are Donald Drump in a closet. At least the Donald is out of the closet.

  40. 40

    Calling Trump son a vampire an attack. Does the angry Puffballs know English? I said he looks like a vampire. Big difference between looking like one and saying that one is. But Puffball, I’ll make this easier for you.

    DONALD TRUMP’S SON IS A VAMPIRE.

    Now that’s one hell of an attack.

    You are one angry deranged moron. What’s got your panties in a bunch, Cursedone not winning? And now is being challenged by a fat pig for the VP position?

  41. 41

    I’m with Steve. The loon needs to be banned.

    I’d love to know what his deleted comment was. Was it threatening in any nature, like talking about hanging, or just plain hate?

    Goldy – you need to be accountable to Puffballs being able to post here.

  42. 42

    So Heilary Clinton won 7 states. The DUMMOCRETIN establishment through the DNC is alive and well in the DUMMOCRETIN party. They jack boot goose-stepped to the polls and approved their forked tongue liar and how their forked tongue liar kisses wall street ASS.

    As one DUMMOCRETIN stupid delegate said on Fox last night, who cares about the FBI investigation. Apparently DUMMOCRETINS give Heilary a super duper top secret spewing a pass while David Petraeus was piked on a long pole and paraded all through Washington for much less! Gotta keep power!

    Talk a big money game butt approve big money in politics. Poor Bernie kicked to the curb in so many states. The Bern not felt in a lot of places!

  43. 43

    Awww HHTL@41,

    Can stand how Puddy hold you DUMMOCRETINS accountable for Heilary’s lying ways.

    Can’t stand how Puddy delivers the true DUMMOCRETIN election results with a little dog whistle FACTS sprinkled in.

    Can’t stand how Puddy CORRECTLY describes the DUMMOCRETIN establishment you so admire and love!

    Uganda is calling!

  45. 45

    “Goldy – you need to be accountable to Puffballs being able to post here.”

    The tiresome loon only shows up here to post unintelligible, hate-filled gibberish. It’s past time to rid this blog of the bastard.

  46. 46

    @ 45

    Nothing more annoying than a slightly muffled echo chamber, is there?

    Get rid of the black person with a different opinion and you’ll all hear yourselves so much more clearly. Pretty sure that’s what Bernie’s fawning Seattle crowd had in mind last year.

    Y’all are nothing if not predictable.

  47. 47

    @38,
    Cry in your pillow like a real Republican.
    Not here where we have to look at it.

  49. 49

    @45 and @46

    yeah Boob maybe a good hanging for you is in order too.

    The black guy is just short of calling for people on this blog to be hung and/or hurt. Sounds like we should make exceptions for making threats around here.

    The black guy sees a problem with saying that someone looks like a vampire, but he can get away with making threats to harm people….you make a lot of sense Boob. Maybe we can find a good tree, one that you planted, to hang you by. How is that for free speech?

  50. 50

    Frustrated by being sooooo consistently wrong, over and over and over again? Embarrassed by having your ignorance displayed to any and all?
    Good conservatives know how to fix that:
    Threaten violence!

  51. 51

    @ 51

    Frustrated by being sooooo consistently wrong, over and over and over again? Embarrassed by having your ignorance displayed to any and all?

    Has more with you telling any and all that I said something I never said. Was initially thinking you had me confused with another commenter, which is a sufficiently innocent reason if true, and could have been adequately addressed with “My bad.”. Now I’m thinking you were caught in a lie about me and are being a pussy about it.

  52. 52

    “Get rid of the black person with a different opinion and you’ll all hear yourselves so much more clearly.”

    The black guy on the street corner yelling his head off has a different opinion as well, but I’d never want to listen to it and neither would you. I walk on by, as you do too, but it’s still obnoxious, isn’t it? Did you ever give thought that you, he and everyone else might be better off he was taken off to a padded cell?

    Darryl has argued that the loon is an act, that it’s performance art. Fine. We’ve seen it. Someone get the hook.

    Every black friend and acquaintance I have has different views than myself, and they differ from each other. It’s not like individuality is something to be attributed solely to caucasians.

  53. 53

    @ 53

    OK, but it’s not a caucasian with a differing, individual opinion that you’re looking to ban, Steve.

  54. 54

    @52,
    Even an act can be a danger. Regardless of the fuckwad’s opinions, and certainly regardless of his race, his incessant calls for violence and threats to harm others, while they may be merely an act, have other effects. One of these that I believe we are seeing amply demonstrated in our communities with growing frequency is the license this kind of rhetoric gives to others to commit acts of violence. Tolerance of violent eliminationist rhetoric has real effects on some people. Sadly some of these people respond by acting out violently. Deleting his overtly violent posts will hopefully avoid this kind of effect. Let’s hope so.

  55. 55

    @ 54

    This has already been debated. Recall getting your panties in a twist because you perceived a Puddy threat against you, Maryanne? That was before you went back to your stream of insults against him. One might think that if you were truly concerned about a purported proclivity of Puddy to violence, you’d cut that out so as not to further provoke him, but you were really just playing Drama Queen for a day.

    It was a sufficiently noteworthy cry of justice denied by your ilk that Darryl weighed in and pointed out comments by RR, which also might be seen as inciting to violence.

    You were there for that, yes?

    It’s not incitement to violence you’re interest in banning, DR. It’s the opinions of someone you detest you no longer wish to hear.

    It’s a weak position to take, and therefore not at all surprising that you take it.

  56. 56

    “OK, but it’s not a caucasian with a differing, individual opinion that you’re looking to ban, Steve.”

    You’re right. It’s a batshit crazy loon who happens to be black.

  57. 57

    @ 56

    If batshit crazy loonish behavior is cause for calls to ban, then why is ‘bagger untouched, Steve?

    ’cause that guy has my vote for Most Likely To Go Postal.

  58. 58

    “Even an act can be a danger.”

    The loon’s act is drumbeat repetition of eliminationist rhetoric and there’s nothing racial about wanting to see the plugged pulled on that.

    But I can kind of see why a racist might appreciate the loon’s act as it’s about an unintelligible Ivy League educated white-face black man who is extremely vile and dumber than a stump.

  59. 59

    @ 58

    But I can kind of see why a racist might appreciate the loon’s act as it’s about an unintelligible Ivy League educated white-face black man who is extremely vile and dumber than a stump.

    Delete the word ‘black’ from that and you’re describing Alan Grayson, Steve.

  62. 62

    @55,
    I’m content that deleting his threatening comments would be enough.
    Frankly I miss JCH. He was a helluva lot more fun than either of you two. His was the clownservative personae of a glorious twilight filtered past. Where real ‘Murkin men had made up service records, darkly hinted at associations with espionage or special ops, and pretended to live in sunsplashed exotic locales tooling around in $150k sports cars. His crazy was the fun kind of crazy that revels in its own lack of imagination while hating the universe for its own failures. But it was an impotent sort of crazy, that at some point became to deeply unsatisfying for you people. You finally needed to see some actual manifest pain and suffering in the real world to salve your emotionally wounded psyches. For you, its pain for the “lowlife” poor who simply must be to blame for not affiliating with the right fraternity. And for the Fuckwad it’s women and their devious abortion holes. Yep. It’s all fun and games, until some rape victim gets a vaginal probing.

  64. 64

    @63,
    too lawyerly for me (although inartfully so). What are you getting at? Do you have a point? Back in the JCH days I never posted. Just read (lurked).

  67. 67

    @66,
    I’m not liberal scientist. Really. That’s just another one of that troll’s persistent delusions alongside the one about the laundry pile in his basement that’s wants to steal his soul, and the melted clock in the garage that talks to him.

  68. 68

    @ 66

    I got that, thanks. You seem to be a relatively more recent entrant into the conversations and yet you mentioned contemporary knowledge of the spews of someone named JCH, whom I don’t recall. So I wondered if you had changed names one or more times over an extended period of HA participation. You haven’t. I’m good. No point, no agenda.

  69. 69

    Ask any of the long time HA gym rats. JCH was a living breathing miracle of His (Bill Kristol’s) glorious creation.
    He was eventually banned, although I’m not sure why. He did seem to be getting dangerous. He essentially patterned his online personae after the character of Thomas Magnum from the 80s teevee show Magnum PI. Fabricated a military background and claimed some kind of “advanced” training and experience. Insisted he was retired, independently wealthy, and living a glamorous life in Hawaii somewhere. Yet inexplicably he was intensely interested in the political day to day of Timmeeeeh, The Seattle Times, and Washington State. Weird, right? But really very entertaining while it lasted. I assume he was eventually found in a single-wide in Maltby surrounded by empty bottles of Fleischman Vodka dead from a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head. And that’s how I’ll always remember him.

  70. 70

    I’m content that deleting his threatening comments would be enough.
    Frankly I miss JCH.

    Proves to everyone you ARE lib the unscientist. You weren’t here are the Oregon moron back then!

  71. 71

    Travis,

    QPPS and the Oregon moron skip over everything vile R senile says. Maybe because they excuse R senile because they too think R senile is REALLY senile!

    They can’t accept that Puddy’s DUMMOCRETIN commentary provides an antiseptic disinfectant to their BULLSHITTIUM spewing. It seems to Puddy that these fools have issues with FACTS! Hence all the screaming.

    Why ask the monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely neurotic low IQ arschloch to replay comments where Puddy called for the elimination of these fools! Puddy is sure the monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely neurotic low IQ arschloch has that catalogued if Puddy has claimed it.

    Puddy has their elimination comments saved; starting with headless lucy!

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