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SOTFS Address

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President Shithouse is going to talk reel gud about himself in a few minutes. This thread is your sandbox.

5:59: Melania sends a message to President Shithouse.

6:06: The Dotard is in the house.

6:11: Why is the Dotard clapping? And swaying like he has to pee?

6:11: It looks like Melania is standing next to two men—One really short and one in uniform. No doubt, this will really piss off President Shithouse.

6:18: “If there’s a porn star, we tap it!”

6:25: What what? The individual mandate is the “core of ObamaCare?” Hardly. I am old enough to remember Obama campaigning AGAINST a mandate. Hillary was FOR the mandate. Ultimately Congress put it in to ensure enough young, healthy people signed up to reduce rates for everyone. ObamaCare lives, but President Shithouse and the Republicans own forthcoming premium increases.

6:32: “…and why we proudly stand for the National Anthem.” So now we are getting into the “racist fuck” part of the talk.

6:36: Seems to me that no federal employee undermines trust in the government than The Dotard himself. “Mr. President, it is time to resign.”

6:37: “America is now a net exporter of energy.” Yeah…that was the case under Obama.

6:55: The Dotard brings out the token Hispanic person…. Sorry, Shithouse, you aren’t going to get the Hispanic vote.

6:59: Republicans are all into pillars now. I’m old enough to remember when Barack Obama took all kinds of shit about the pillars at his nomination acceptance speech.

7:07: Man…that story about the cop who adopted the baby of the drug addicted woman was creepy! Is that the best heart-lifting story they could fucking find?!?

7:17: …”and we no longer tell our enemies our plans”…unless you consider Russia our enemy.

7:18: Shorter Drumpf on U.N.: “We bought your votes and you voted against us, damnit!”

7:19: …”sanctions on Cuba and Venezuela”…but not Russia!

7:26: Maybe I missed something. What was the point of the protracted anecdote about he Korean guy with crutches?

7:32: That was a LOT of windbaggery empty rhetoric.

Comments

  2. 2

    He just told Puerto Rico how we’re all pulling for them. Too bad they couldn’t hear that because their power is still out.

  3. 3

    “5:59: Melania”

    Maybe we can get a new First Lady out of all of this. It is pretty clear by the actions of the current First Lady that she is not to happy about her husband banging a porn star while she was at home with their new infant. Conservative family values isn’t it Shortubus?

    If might actually be fun to watch Melania divorce his sorry ass and have him try and keep that out of the news.

    Need to get a bigger popcorn machine.

  4. 4

    Coal is now “clean” and “beautiful” because Trump says so. But it still looks like a lump of coal to me.

  5. 5

    So Drumpf descends to a new low: exploiting a family tragedy to deport more undocumented than the record Obama set.

    Republicans will at least pay lower to no taxes to make up for the loss of cheap labor.

  6. 6

    Whoa! The Chrome-challenged loon is double and triple-posting messages of HATE! on the other thread. Head explosions are everywhere! SAD!

  9. 9

    Some really FUNNY and TRUTHFUL SOTU tweets here! DAYUM!

    https://twitter.com/greggutfeld

    A really great one!
    https://twitter.com/greggutfeld/status/958537640621629440
    No comment from roger senile wabbit on the policeman and wife who adopted the baby? Rather than exterminate the baby per Planned Parenthood they named it Hope!

    Sux to be a DUMMOCRETIN. Wait for HA’s very own shitstain to call saving a baby from cocaine withdrawal HATE! It can’t pass this up. Just watch!

    Till Next Time!

  10. 10

    “Members of the House Intelligence Committee voted along party lines Monday to make the four-page document public. In the same meeting, the committee voted against publicly releasing a memo drafted by the minority and intended as a rebuttal to the majority’s document.”

    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/sen-manchin-nunes-neutered-the-house-intel-committees-work-on-russia-probe/

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: To the trolls who’ve been trolling the so-called Nunes memo: Don’t bother. We know a sloppy whitewash job when we see one.

  11. 11

    @ 11

    GOP members of the same committee voted unanimously to send the Democrat minority response to the full Congress for review, as it had initially done with the Nunes memo.

    IOW the GOP members did exactly the same thing with the minority response that it did with the Nunes memo.

    Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit, we know an uninformed shill when we see one, too.

  12. 12

    If the dreamers were going to vote for Republicans, Libertarians and other non-Democrats, would you liberal progressive soviets be so hot-to-trot to help them achieve citizenship for themselves and all of their family members back in Shitholland?

  13. 13

    @12 “IOW the GOP members did exactly the same thing with the minority response that it did with the Nunes memo.”

    Uh no, they didn’t, read the news story before you look like a dumbfuck by calling me a dumbfuck.

  14. 14

    @12 We don’t ask them who they’ll vote for if they become citizens, and they probably don’t know themselves. That’s a bridge they’ll cross if and when they reach it.

    So the obvious answer to your question — so obvious in fact that asking it makes you look like a dumbfuck — is that how Dreamers might vote in the future has no bearing on our position on the Dreamer issue.

    P.S., If you want them to vote for your party, then stop treating them like shit. That should be obvious, too, but you dumbfucks don’t seem to get it.

  15. 15

    @12

    If a president asked an FBI Agent who they voted for could they fire them for the wrong answer?

    Da Comrade. Of course I voted for glorious current leader. Vy vas someone else on ballot?

  17. 17

    In other news, another Trump appointee has resigned after getting caught hiding a conflict of interest.

    Dr. Brenda Fitzgerald, who Trump put in charge of the Centers for Disease Control, bought tobacco stock immediately after taking the job. And, of course, didn’t disclose it.

    https://www.cnbc.com/2018/01/31/dr-brenda-fitzgerald-head-of-the-centers-for-disease-control-and-prevention-resigns.html

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: Government-hating Republicans think corruption is a perk of office. They see nothing wrong with it because they have no ethics to begin with. GOP = Crooks and Cheaters Party.

  18. 18

    14

    Who the dreamers will vote for have every bearing on your opinion on the matter.

    BTW, I am not a Republican.

    15

    You’re the one who wants a totalitarian form of government, dude, not me.

    Comrade!

  20. 20

    “A chartered train carrying dozens of GOP lawmakers to a Republican retreat in West Virginia struck a garbage truck south of Charlottesville, Virginia on Wednesday, lawmakers said. CNBC confirmed that one of the people in the truck had died. No lawmakers were believed injured in the accident, although one of the members was sent to the hospital for examination.”

    https://www.cnbc.com/2018/01/31/train-carrying-gop-lawmakers-to-policy-retreat-hits-truck.html

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: I detect a metaphor in a train full of Republicans hitting a garbage truck. Probably their own garbage, too.

  21. 21

    So the Republicans were attacked by a terriblist using a garbage truck..

    Fitting…

    Solution: Amtrak will be privatized.. A new Carl Icahn acquisition with Steve Wynn and that nodding off coal guy at Commerce as partners.

    Will coal fired locomotives make a comeback?

  22. 22

    There are 41 detainees in GITMO..

    Guess how much they cost…

    10 MILLION…

    EACH…

    ANNUALLY..

    A prisoner in a Fed Supermax costs 78k annually.. But klownservatic brown-nosers of Drumpf sure liked the freak’s noises about GITMO.

  25. 25

    I usually don’t post at work, but just wanted to mention. Looks like it happened on the route of the Cardinal. Host railroads are CSX and a short line, Buckingham Branch. Although this was a charter, the regularly scheduled run only runs three times a week. Rode it once, back when it used equipment Amtrak inherited.

  26. 26

    I’ll assume YLB @ 21 didn’t know at the time that someone was killed in the accident.

    She’s usually a bit more sensitive to those things, although she rarely turns down an opportunity to tell a joke at the expense of someone she doesn’t like. Femalium being what it is, after all.

  27. 27

    Althouse, today:

    I’d like to know who thought it was a good idea to pose a Kennedy in front of a car in a place called Fall River?

  28. 28

    Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit @ 20 would not care that someone was killed, of course. To Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit the only thing more fun than talking about the GOP and death is celebrating a dead cop.

  29. 29

    So that’s it? The Nunes memo says when applying for the warrant it was not disclosed that the Steele memo was paid for, after several prior months of research paid by right wing blog, by democrats?

    Wow, that’s the biggest news ever!

    Except that it was disclosed almost a year ago. The Steele memo was A A A basis for the warrant.

    “Some aspects of the dossier have been verified.”

    Never mind that it presupposes that any opposition Research that has ever been done by any political campaign ever is false.

  30. 30

    The markets were pretty underwhelmed by SOTU. So today was a good day for a local company Microsoft.

  31. 31

    29,
    Stunning!!!
    That a guy with extensive ties to Russian spies going back to 2013 including established ongoing efforts to recruit him, would have been looked at by the FBI. Shame on them! Shame! Shame! /s

  32. 32

    “How much did 19 guys in planes cost, YLB?”

    How many of those 19 guys were from Saudi Arabia?

    A question for you might be, “Why do you ban Muslims from Chad, Iran, Libya, Somalia, Syria and Yemen, from where none of 9/11 terrorists originated and, as a follow-up question, why are you getting “in deep” with Saudi Arabia, from where 15 of those terrorists originated?”

    “Trump is in deep with Saudi Arabia. That’s dangerous.”

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/global-opinions/trump-is-in-deep-with-saudi-arabia-thats-dangerous/2017/11/16/af8c0ec6-cb12-11e7-8321-481fd63f174d_story.html?utm_term=.7d53f6cc653e

  33. 33

    How much did 19 guys in planes cost, YLB?

    Nothing that a whole host of Republican tax cuts since then couldn’t pay for.

    Combined with a fancy welfare hotel for nasty guys with funny last names. 19 guys? whoaaa.. inflation.. We’re up to 41..

    A fed supermax @ 78k each per year would be too low rent for such esteemed guests of always wrongist pearl-clutchers.

  34. 34

    Trey Gowdy isn’t sticking around for the Democratic controlled house committees to release the unskewed versions of his investigations.

  35. 35

    I’ll assume YLB @ 21 didn’t know at the time that someone was killed in the accident.

    The terriblist died in the attack right? A suicide attack, yes? Serves him right for attacking protectors of the Republican donor class the u.s. economy.

    Lots of folks died in the Amtrak accident closer to home. The Republican solution is obvious..

    Just sign Amtrak over to Icahn, Wynn, and nodding off coal guy. One dollar to the treasury should cover it well for such an efficiency boosting measure to the pocketbooks of friends of Don the u.s economy.

    Beside there’s a lot of nostalgia value in reviving coal-fired steam locomotives. Stuff you can really put hand over heart to.

  38. 38

    Libtards are upset Trump used WE 129 times. They were stuck on Obummer’s use of I.

    ACLU upset Trump used America more than 80 times!

    Till Next Time!

  39. 39

    This is how DUMMOCRETINS advertise Donkoinfanticide in black areas of Cleveland! https://pjmedia.com/trending/cleveland-billboards-abortion-good-medicine-gender-equality-life-saving-sacred/

    — Preterm’s message is arguably Orwellian. The very act of destroying what could be a family is termed a “family value.” The act of ending a life is hailed as “life-saving.” The decision not to become a parent — by killing your own offspring — is called a “parenting decision.” —

    PuddyCommentary: If Abortion is really good medicine, imagine an America without all these HA DUMMOCRETIN jackASSes?

    How much better America would be if DUMMOCRETINS implemented good medicine in white areas so many years ago!

    For example:

    Imagine if the Klamath Mountain Oregon moron hillbilly’s parents did their “parenting decision” due diligence years ago?

    Imagine if the vomit producer’s parents did their “parenting decision” due diligence years ago?

    Imagine if the shitstain steve’s parents did their “parenting decision” due diligence years ago?

    Imagine if the clueless crazed cretin’s parents did their “parenting decision” due diligence years ago?

    Imagine if the hapless hanging human tea bag licker’s parents did their “parenting decision” due diligence years ago?

    Imagine if the 2k’s parents did their “parenting decision” due diligence years ago?

    Anyone can insert a HA DUMMOCRETIN into the above sentence and it works!

    — Perhaps the most disgusting part of this inversion, however, is the utter shamelessness of how Preterm engages in racial targeting. The abortion organization does not even hide the fact it wants to help abort black babies. —

    FACTS… Wait for the shitstain to claim this is hate! Well it is. DUMMOCRETINS hate minority babies!

    Till Next Time!

  40. 40

    The idiot @ 39 doesn’t want minority women to have control over their own bodies.. Make their own decisions over their future.

    Damn. Sounds like the freak is some kind of neo-slavery supporter..

    No wonder it was silent over Charlottesville… Pro-confederate, pro-nazi, pro white-supremacist.

  41. 41

    Last night’s Drumpf falsehoods:

    “After years of wage stagnation, we are finally seeing rising wages.”

    Mostly False

    the visa lottery “randomly hands out green cards without any regard for skill, merit, or the safety of our people.”

    False

    “We enacted the biggest tax cuts and reforms in American history.”

    False

    The deciever-in-chief!

  42. 42

    And…

    “Under the current broken system, a single immigrant can bring in virtually unlimited numbers of distant relatives.”

    Mostly False

    “In the past, we have foolishly released hundreds and hundreds of dangerous terrorists, only to meet them again on the battlefield — including the ISIS leader, al-Baghdadi, who we captured, who we had, who we released.”

    Mostly False

  43. 43

    And..

    “We have ended the war on American Energy and we have ended the war on beautiful clean coal. We are now, very proudly, an exporter of energy to the world.”

    Mostly False

    As of Jan 2, Drump spewed 1,950 distortions, falsehoods, outright lies since running for Preznit.. Well maybe since spewing the birther shit.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/fact-checker/wp/2018/01/02/president-trump-has-made-1949-false-or-misleading-claims-over-347-days/

    And it was well over 2000 by Jan 9…

    Has anyone lied this much since SATAN?

  44. 44

    Funny didn’t the babbling butthole know that..

    most blacks…

    most hispanics…

    live in the ‘burbs?

    “In fact, by 2010 a majority of residents in each of the nation’s three major minority groups – black, Asian and Latino – lived in the suburbs, said Berube, and now represent a combined 35 percent of the suburban population.”

    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/minorities-move-to-the-suburbs-and-so-does-poverty/

    heh. Idiot can’t process that fact. Uh.. And it babbles about inner-city Cleveland.

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