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Segway: You’re doing it wrong

by Will — Friday, 7/18/08, 8:54 pm

From the folks who brought you I Can Haz Cheezburger, it’s Failblog:

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  1. 1

    ByeByeGOP spews:

    Friday, 7/18/08 at 9:46 pm

    If 1023 year old FlipFlop McCain tried to ride one of these things – you’d get a similar result.

  2. 2

    VolksMeinung spews:

    Friday, 7/18/08 at 11:06 pm

    Looks like any leftist who opens their mouth. They fall flat on their face while thinking they’re hip, cool and with it.

    or

    Woman driver, what do you expect.

    You decide

  3. 3

    proud leftist spews:

    Friday, 7/18/08 at 11:10 pm

    2
    You haven’t found much love in your life, have you?

  4. 4

    Bananaphone spews:

    Saturday, 7/19/08 at 12:02 am

    Yawn, Volks running off his trap.

    So anyways, I recently discovered failblog and wasted about 3 hours total in rapt fascination. Add this one to your RSS reader when you get a chance.

  5. 5

    ArtFart spews:

    Saturday, 7/19/08 at 12:09 am

    Looks like Dean Kaman and his pals failed to make their design crashworthy, or really “interference-worthy”.

    What evidently happened here is that the rider of the second Segway from the left bumped wheels with her neighbor, and it sufficiently interfered with the rotation of her right wheel that the machine was no longer able to maintain equilibrium.

    I wonder what happens when someone tries to drive one of these things over a patch of ice.

  6. 6

    proud leftist spews:

    Saturday, 7/19/08 at 12:40 am

    AF
    Nice. Might you be looking for a job as an accident reconstructionist?

  7. 7

    Daddy Love spews:

    Saturday, 7/19/08 at 9:11 am

    It’s why you wear a helmet with those things. And a mouthguard may not be out of place, or so it seems.

  8. 8

    ByeByeGOP spews:

    Saturday, 7/19/08 at 9:20 am

    Romney as FlipFlop McCain’s running mate? Let’s REALLY hope so.

    Here are some tidbits from the republican debates…

    Romney said….McCain would set a “liberal Democrat course as president.”

    Romney also said McCain’s campaign finance bill, took “a whack at the First Amendment,” and told voters grappling with money woes that McCain “has said time and again that he doesn’t understand the economy.

    Romney attacked McCain’s failed immigration bill as amnesty.

    Romney attacked McCain’s “cap and trade” proposal to limit carbon emissions, saying it would amount to an energy tax on families.

    And these are just SOME of the tidbits we’ll be using in ads to attack the duo should 1023 year old FlipFlop McCain ask that freak Mormon Romney to run as VP! Man I can’t wait!

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