The Rolling Thunder Democracy Festival rolls into Magnuson Park today from 12 noon to 8 pm, and I hope to see many of you there. I’ll be dragging my dog Feisty around, and am scheduled to speak at 4:50 pm, half an hour before featured speaker, Ed Begley Jr.
Tickets are $10 at the gate, children 12-and-under are free. So please join me for sun and fun, food and music, and some energizing speechifying.
Goldy–
You got the ROLLING BULLSHIT MARXIST FESTIVAL times wrong.
It is scheduled for lazy hippies who don’t get up until NOON and have an attention span of about 20 minutes.
The new Festival hours are from 1:00PM until 1:20 PM.
However YOU are still scheduled to speak at 4:50PM.
Tickets are $10 at the Gate???
That’s a lot of driving for me for only $10.
Goldy–you are saying the organizers are PAYING people $10 to attend and listen to gasbags such as yourself drone on & on with the same old LEFTIST PINHEADED Conspiracy Theories….aren’t you?
Cynical!
Be careful! You know those Lefties are easily fooled by comments like this (e.g. Election Day).
Mark@3
OOOPPSS!!! My apologies to all you moronic LEFTIST PINHEADS out there floating around the ANAL CANAL OF THE UNIVERSE aka Seattle looking for something CHEAP to do.
Remember to ask for your $10 at the Gate though!
Is this the real Mr. Cynical or a cheap tinny imposter?
#1, #3, and #4 bear superficial similarities to his work, but contain two 3-syllable words each, so I don’t think it’s him.
Goldy, when are you gonna track down this imposter and kick his ass off the board?
Goldy,
Puhleeez implement some sort of a “registered poster name” system.
My guess is a relative of Bugs Bunny posted for me on other threads….but I want to assure my friends who are always RIGHT that on this thread, the posts were from me…the real deal.
Ed Begley Jr…….oh my god. people would pay to listen to that nimrod? this will be like a massive screening test for future darwin award winners.
hey roger…i strongly suspect that if goldy did institute a registered user system many of your “friends” would suddenly disappear…come on who’s so naive as to believe otherwise. cadence comes through in the written word too, you know.
What makes you 2 assholes think I have any friends? I do have a lot of relatives, though — 1,738 of them, to be exact, all of whom live in or around Green Lake Park.
#7
Okay, well, this sounds pretty close to an accusation. I think you posted a bet somewhere, Cynical. You lose — pay up. I had nothing to do with it, and I have no idea who did.
I don’t think Cynical will pay the bet, though. He’ll welsh the bet, just like these rightys welsh everything — taxes, military service, shared sacrifice … you name it, they welsh.
They get rich with OPM (other people’s money). They fight their wars with OPC (other people’s children). They drive on highways that come from OPT (other people’s taxes). And they don’t pay their bets.
F R E E L O A D E R S
Cynical, I have news for you. If I pirated your screen name, it would look like this:
FUCK YOU, MR. CYNICAL!
So — go screw yourself.
PUBLIC DISCLAIMER: Mr. Cynical did NOT post #13!!! Does everybody understand that? If should be obvious he didn’t, because “fuck you” has more syllables per word than he can handle.
Wonder when Steffie’s gonna remove his address from his web site? It’s a really bad idea to leave it up. He’s in no danger from the bunny species, but homo sapiens may be a different story. Steffie has posted a few times that he thinks Your Fave Bunny is “silly” and (by implication) not worth replying to. Okay, that’s your prerog, Steffie. I’m just trying to help you out here. Let’s see how silly you think this is:
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Now don’t misunderstand, Steffie Baby, The Rab ain’t gonna misuse this info; it’s homo sapiens you gotta worry about. Just trying to help you out here, man.
Steffie is even dumber than Cynical. Cynical doesn’t know how to unlock the caps key but he doesn’t post his name and address on the internet. What can I say? And this guy (Steffie) wants us to believe he’s got the lowdown on KCRE?
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hey roger….what’s the fixation with stefan. it makes one wonder.
and , i was hoping you had friends but i wasn’t overly optimistic about it. LOL.
Reply to 18
He’s easy to pick on. Fun, too.
But I’m serious about this address business. It’s crazy to post your address on the internet. Probably doesn’t even know it’s there. I wouldn’t want anything to happen to him or his family. I have a conscience. So I’m letting him know. I know he reads HorsesAss, and if I post it here enough times, he’ll eventually see it.
Hey I heard there was going to be a dead fetus toss at the festival. Talk about your donk fun!!!
Hey Rufus – filled up the gas tank on your old SUV recently, you RIGHT WING FASCIST… You won’t be able to too many more times….
Damn, theres more RIGHT WING FASCISTs here on this well know liberal blog, than anything else. Wonder why… hmmm maybe they are worried that Bushy has got so much stuff screwed up that Hillary WILL get elected…
Fire One – For the good of the country… puhleeeeeeze nominate Her Highness for 2008. Follow up on the same razor sharp political instincts that put Howard Dean as head of DNC. Puhleeeeze….
Bushes (RIGHT WING FASCIST) accomplishments (at election time):
Successfully established a Shiite Kingdom in the middle east.
Successfully drove the price of oil over 50 dollars a barrel.
Successfully drove the price of gas over 5 dollars a gallon.
Successfully killed over 4000 American heros.
Successfully saved the pharmaceutical companies through billions of dollars in government handouts.
Successfully kept gays from marrying in most states.
Successfully allowed millions to die in Africa.
Successfully procured tax breaks for the wealthiest 1 percent of Americans.
… yep, that’s why the RIGHT WING FASCISTs are here….
But, gotta go. you RIGHT WING FASCISTs have a nice weekend driving your gas guzzlers… heh heh heh
Hey Fire One
Tax rates
Nazis and democrats push for high marginal tax rates
Gun Control
Nazis and democrats want an unarmed defenseless populace
Property rights
Nazis and democrats want communal ownership of property
Big Lies
Nazis and democrats use “big lie” technique to turn lies into “truth”.
Class War
Nazis and democrats use the politics of envy, hate and division to emphasize differences to create social turmoil.
Religion
Nazis and democrats misrepresent, twist and misquote religious teachings to justify their agenda.
Science
Nazis and democrats use junk science to justify and advance their agenda
Little Lies
Republicans tell lies so petty and demeaning you wonder why they stoop to it
ChristmasGhost @8
Ed Begley Jr…….oh my god. people would pay to listen to that nimrod? this will be like a massive screening test for future darwin award winners.
Thank you for that laugh-out-loud momment!
fire_one @22
Damn, theres more RIGHT WING FASCISTs here on this well know liberal blog, than anything else. Wonder why… hmmm maybe they are worried that Bushy has got so much stuff screwed up that Hillary WILL get elected…
Ridiculous assertion…ALL of it!
The great thing about Goldy’s blog is that we all can have some fun here. I am not particular about having fun at R or D expense, I laugh at each…
The folks I worry about are those who are unable to laugh at their own expense…
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Dont for the republicans were also:
Successfully overcoming voter fraud by the democrats. They had to overcome hundreds of thousands of votes.
Shooting_blanks @21
Bushes (RIGHT WING FASCIST) accomplishments (at election time):
Successfully established a Shiite Kingdom in the middle east.
Huh? Do you mean the democracy in Iraq or the theocracy in Iran (thank you,
GeneralPresident Carter).Successfully drove the price of oil over 50 dollars a barrel.
Um, speculators driving the cost of oil in the Middle East equates to Bush policy. I know I am missing something here…help me out.
Successfully drove the price of gas over 5 dollars a gallon.
Wow! Where are you buying fuel?
Successfully killed over 4000 American heros.
After the great success of 3000 people killed in the 911 attacks.
Successfully saved the pharmaceutical companies through billions of dollars in government handouts.
Do you really need medication? I thought not (rolling eyes)…
Successfully kept gays from marrying in most states.
Why should they marry when they can gain a civil union?
Successfully allowed millions to die in Africa.
Rwanda…Thank you, Bono, but your services are no longer needed, according to fire_one…
Successfully procured tax breaks for the wealthiest 1 percent of Americans.
Damn, where did my tax break go?
… yep, that’s why the RIGHT WING FASCISTs are here…
Trying to keep you LEFT WING SO$IALISTS from doing too much damage…
Did any of you LEFTIST PINHEADS get your $10 at the gate???
I heard they had “suicide counselors” on hand for anyone who listened to the asshole speakers for more than 20 minutes!
Goldy–
I was sorry to hear only “Feisty” was on hand for your 4:50 speech….and he was there only because you chained the poor little bastard up so he couldn’t run away!
marks@28…oh, you’re quite welcome…they make it too easy though. :) instead of rolling thunder they probably should have just called it tumbling blunder or perhaps creeping static shock.rolling thunder…oh brother. that is just too silly for words.
and marks@30….you are so right! and i mean that as in absolutely correct.
Mr. Cynical @32
I did not know that, but I am sure “Feisty” is a female…not that that makes any difference from the humor!
CG @33
creeping static shock.
OMG that is funny! I need to make sure my lab is ready for ISO 9000 certification, and ESD certification is one of the criteria…I will need to ensure “creeping static shock” is part of our training!
CG–
Creeping static shock!!! LMAO!
I can’t wait to hear Goldy’s spin on his Free-mount District-style speech to the crowd….that is if one dawg can be labeled a crowd.
I wonder if the Disorganizers of this incredibly pivotal moment in our Nations History thought to bring in a roll of Pooper-Scooper mittens so Goldy could take care of “Feisty’s” business??
It would have been good for the environment AND protect Goldy from being pelted with “Feisty turds” by the underwhelmed crowd of LEFTIST PINHEADS who were probably too fucked up to understand what in the hell Goldy was saying but hated Goldy’s screechy, wretched voice pitch.
marks…….heh heh heh. oh especially in the lab. creeping static shock [also known as your laziest employees] can screw up everything.what type of lab?
CG,
Actually, I am my laziest employee, even though I work for a corporation (go figure)… It is all on me and my coworkers to make the grade, and while I have a number of employees, production is key. Thankfully, I (and all credit to my employees) have not failed yet to produce the best RF components…um, want my card?
GAS PRICES UP 20 CENTS IN LAST 5 DAYS AND WINGERS STILL BITCHING ABOUT 9 1/2 CENT GAS TAX SO TRAFFIC DOESN’T COME TO A STANDSTILL?
Irrational. Fucking irrational. If I’m right about what’s happening in the world oil market — consumption has hit the production ceiling — you won’t even notice 9 1/2 cents. The 9 1/2 cent gas tax will be the least of your problems. Folks, gas prices will keep going up until you cut back, because you’re trying to use more oil than the world’s oil wells can produce! Everybody understand that? I repeat — prices will go as high as they have to go to force you to use less oil. If we don’t use less oil, prices will rise to infinity.
Mr. Cynical, you have truly outdone yourself today. When you pressed the “Say it!” button did you sit back and laugh with a great feeling of satisfaction? “Oh, I’m such a funny guy!”
I guess that putting people down who disagree with you makes you feel better about yourself.
I’m really glad I’m not your son. If I were, I have a feeling that I would have stopped speaking to you many years ago.
Jerry@39–
Yes Jerry, I am one funny guy!!
The problem you LEFTIST PINHEADS have is an overwhelming propensity to actually be SERIOUS about the chronic drivel and hate-mongering that spews out of your mouths.
Am I really “putting you down” Jerry??
LEFTIST PINHEADS try that civility approach in order to stifle opposing viewpoints. It’s been a major lynchpin of the LEFTIST PINHEAD scheme….spew hate & wild rumors but then claim the moral high-ground. It’s mighty shallow Jerry…the majority of Americans don’t buy it.
So how are you any different Jerry?
Look at your last sentences…”I’m really glad I’m not your son. If I were, I have a feeling I would have stopped speaking to you many years ago.”
Is the intention of your statement to make me feel good? Any normal person would view that as a putdown.
The difference between us Jerry is that I don’t run around feigning that my feelings are hurt like you…and then plunge a harpoon in someone elses back like you.
Walk your talk Jerry….I doubt you are capable.
You certain haven’t shown it in Post #39!!!
I’d love to hear what happened at “rolling blunder”. Can someone who actually went to this share with us what happened? I’d especially like to hear what comrade McDermott had to say. He’s always good for a laugh.
I was there volunteering at a booth but I missed Jim McDermott’s talk. I did see him tooling around in the parking lot in his hybrid vehicle though.
I can imagine what he said. I think he probably said:
And Lastly, FUCK YOU MARK THE REDNECK SH*T FOR BRAINS!!!
With that he brought the house down.
Mark the RN!!
Congrats and a tip of the hat to you for getting these “peace-lovers” to pop their corks over & over & over again.
These LEFTIST PINHEADS pride themselves in tolerance, diversity and civility. You have helped to show their true colors. Keep up the good work!!
Cynical – Awww shucks. It’s nufin’ really. Ya see, LPs have cornered the market on intolerance and hate. They pretty much stick to themselves most of the time, sittin around drankin’ kool aid. But if you push the right buttons, you kin git ’em to open up. Kinda fun actually…
The LP’s do seem to bottle shit up inside them for awhile before they can’t hold it any more and puke it all up at once!!!
LEFTIST PINHEADS sit around at the Free-mount District Starbucks in little self-validation groups…like one massive LEFTIST PINHEAD CIRCLE-JERK Orgy!!!! They sip their $3.50 lattes purchased with Mommy & Daddy’s trust-fund dollars made as an oil company executive….and pretend they hit a triple (WHEN IN REALITY THEY WERE BORN ON THIRD BASE!!!).
These LP’s waste more time and energy pretending to be victims and in denial about where the money and safety came from that allows them to sit on their PINHEADS in FREEDOM.
46
Cynical, I get it now. This is all entertainment for you, because what you wrote in 46 doesn’t apply to me or Roger Rabbit or anyone else I know. Well it’s entertaining for me too to an extent. It’s fun jerking the Redneck’s chain a bit.
Moonatic@47–
It’s not ALL entertainment for me. You ought to be aware that many in your lunatic LEFTIST PINHEAD fringe bowel movement are precisely the people I describe. Guilt-ridden for having so much…yet lacking the courage to give it up in good conscience. The BOBO’s in Paradise-crowd that David Brooks so aptly describes. You don’t know if you are truly a Bohemian or Bourgeois so you rattle back & forth and forth & back between Bourgeois and Bohemian…hence the monikor BOBO!@!
And don’t tell me you don’t know anyone in your LEFTIST PINHEAD crowd who fits this description.
Cynical, yes, I’ve known a few like that but I don’t spend much time with them because as you’ve outlined I don’t have much in common with them. I’m not a trust fund kid or anything like that.
If you think that’s representative of people who consider themselves liberal or left then you’re mistaken. Get out more.
If we vote the same way or support the same causes then so what? It’s a free country.
I’m sure there’s people that show up to Republican gatherings that you don’t care much for.
Moonbat
Were you the dude working the hit the blue dress jerk off both? Just wondering. I didnt want to get to close to that booth.
Moonbat @ 49
Exactly. And why can’t you guys understand that there are many in the GOP who don’t like Ashcroft or support choice (though not without some guidelines) or don’t want to thump you over the head with a Bible?
For example, just because I hate the teachers’ unions, doesn’t mean I hate children or that I don’t believe we need to do more to support education (including funding).
Just because I oppose the gax tax AS IT IS NOW, doesn’t mean I don’t think we need to spend money on roads and bridges and ferries — even in Seattle (where I don’t live).
My town tried to do a levy lid lift a while back for some public safety things. It was shot down for the first time in many years. Why? Because they wanted a permanent lift and they were less-than-specific about how the money would be spent. This year, they’re proposing a temporary lift, have given specific numbers/needs and have shown they are willing to prioritize projects. You know what? It will undoubtedly pass with flying colors.
Just because Republicans opposed the MEANS the Democrats use, doesn’t mean we disagree on the goals.
51
Mark, I understand that perfectly and I dare say many others here on the left understand that as well. I’m sure many libs and lefties who comment here would like to support Republicans for office much like Cynical does for some Democrats.
I’ve only voted for one Republican in WA so far – Norm Maleng.
I don’t have a problem with people wanting to keep the government on a short leash.
DOOFUS @ 50
Let’s save bandwidth. Whenever you ask me a question the answer is always the same:
Fuck you.
So I never heard what happened at moonbat blunder. Can somebody paraphrase what McDermott and Goldy said?
Mark–@54–
I think I can paraphrase what both Goldy and McDimwit said as follows:
PHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHT! Right outta their asses, as usual.
54
I told you what McDermott (probably) said in 43.
Goldy said that progressives have to be loud and get noticed to get their message across. Goldy was loud when he filed the anti-Eyman Horses Ass initiative. He got noticed and he got a message across.
Goldy was also loud when he got HA readers to support him as Seattle’s most popular blogger and best activist/hellraiser for the second year running in the Seattle Weekly poll. The message IMO was Goldy rules, Sharkansky is a dipshit. Goldy still pulls in a lot of readership.
Progressives have to use the media in many ways. If progressives own a business they should advertise on KPTK. If they listen to KPTK they should patronize the business that run ads on KPTK. They should lobby KPTK to get a local host on a show that competes with KVI’s Wilbur during morning drive time.
I was chatting with a charming young lady at the time but I believe Goldy also said:
FUCK YOU MARK THE REDNECK SH*T FOR BRAINS!!!!
Moonatic–
That “charming young lady” you say you were chatting with was actually a DIDE dumbass.
You have to be careful at these LEFTIST PINHEAD events.
There are lots DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY!!!
I’ll bet her/his name was Lola….Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-LOLA
SHE/HE was a LEFTIST PINHEADED Dude who looked like a Lady!!
Moonbat; hard for KPTK to get an audience at drive time, since most of its audience rides the bus or is sound asleep (slacking, not working)