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Reno 911 or Reality?

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In North Carolina, an undercover Iridell County Sheriff’s deputy successfully buys a small amount of pot. Who did he bust? An undercover officer from the town of Statesville.

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  1. 1

    Perhaps Stoner Lee and Roger Rodent could attend O.C.D. classes together and carpool. Lee for weed, and Rodent for this site. Poor things. Cough, cough, hack, hack! Off to Taco Bell you go….

    A link you will find helpful:

    http://www.aetv.com/obsessed/

    Good luck!

  2. 2

    Somehow, images of Barney Fife come to mind, dressed in his “civies” (light gray tweed suit & hat), with dreams of glory for busting up a big drug ring.

    (For the uninformed, the Andy Griffith TV show was also supposedly located in a small town in North Carolina).

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    Back in the 1970’s, for some inexplicable reason, the Nixon-era DEA barged into Aspen, Colorado with a multi-million-dollar “buy budget”. (Maybe some senior agent liked to ski?) Within six months, where there had been no serious drug problem, every dealer west of the Mississippi had staked out a street corner. The city government, with the help of Colorado’s Congressional delegation and some of the high rollers (and big political contributers) who frequented the place, persuaded the Federales that their presence there was no longer welcome.

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    Art @ 3: Wasn’t Aspin the 1970’s considered a bit of a “hippie haven”? That alone would have been enough to get on the DEA target list.

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    @5 Well, Aspen has always been a haven for rich hippies, if you will. This included the Hollywood glitterati who were rather detested by a certain gentleman from Whittier who as President made a Really Big Deal of the War On Drugs. It was still very much a small, out-of-the-way place, and the magnitude of the DEA’s efforts there just didn’t seem to make much sense.

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