Shoes? We’re throwing shoes now? Seriously? Shoes? Really? Fucking shoes?
By the way, this whole footwear chucking incident gives George W. Bush the chance to show off one of his best attributes:
Did you see him dodge that shit? Bush is the fuckin’ mack-daddy of dodging shit. If you can’t hit a guy from 10 feet out with your Adidas trainers, you need to pack it the fuck in.
I have to say, this incident proves there has been at least some progress in Iraq. If somebody had tried that shit when Saddam was in power, that reporter would be dog food right now. I’m talking some serious flys walking across eyeballs shit. Fucking six feet under.
So, that’s an improvement.