I am sorry to say that as of the moment I am no longer an employee at The Stranger. It's a longish story that I don't really feel like getting into (and it would probably seem stupid to outsiders), but let's just sum it up as "editorial differences." I was always appreciative of the opportunity to share the page with such a great group of writers, and will miss some (if not all) of the experience. We have left open the possibility of me returning to the paper in some capacity, but after more than three years there I am comfortable with the notion of moving on. [Read more... ]
The Breast Bomb
Breast implants. Two LARGE volumes of saline solution. Easily modified before flight by injection of whatever what wants.
In flight, the implants could be made to connect to each other by implanting a shunt that could only be found by mammography.
BTW, similar implants have been placed in mens arses for those who think the Air Marshals could watch out for busty women with Arabic accents.
Why not combine Goldy and #1′s idea?
I suggest… The Fembot!!!
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