I generally don’t like to outright insult media outlets, because I might need their coverage some day, but I just have to say that I’m watching Q13 Fox News right now… and man does it suck.
Not only does it suck… it blows. It sucks and it blows… both at the same time. And that’s some trick. (Go ahead… try it.)
I mean, there’s all these important stories they could be covering, like how I-912 would endanger motorists by defunding hundreds of transportation improvement projects statewide, or the cynical battle between
doctors insurance companies and trial lawyers over I-330 and I-336, or gee… I dunno… maybe an in depth piece on the tragic earthquake in Pakistan. But instead, I just spent four minutes watching a segment about how police are looking for some guy who likes women’s feet.
It’s not like he cuts off their feet and takes them home in a bloody sack; I suppose that would be news. He just asks politely, and women take off their shoes for him. Sometimes, they let him fondle their feet. And I know this (as well as the fact that a python ate a cat, and the low-carb craze is apparently over), because for some inexplicable reason, I just wasted the last four minutes of my life watching Q13 Fox News.
And man did it suck.