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    Happy Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus Y’all.

    https://www.wftv.com/news/local/orange-county-man-kills-girlfriend-discards-dismembered-body-georgia-deputies-say/FJNHQDSJSNEHLASGUR32MMWS6M/

    Ladies, cook the fucking turkey and shut up, go do your lady cleaning things while I have my bromance with the men in tighty tight tights. Did you see that play!

    Honey, I’ll catchup with you later. Don’t give me any lip or I’ll cut you to pieces. Nobody will care about you bitch. They’ll be making sure the kiddies aren’t seeing all that porn!

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    HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!

    You too, doc. I hope you at least have a turkey to keep you company. Alive or dead, doesn’t matter. You can always fuck the carcass. What I mean is, give the poor horse the day off.

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    Mark Zaid, Esq. has announced his representation of Congressman-elect Lt. Colonel Alexander Vindman in the matter of a potential wrongful defamation arising from false statements about the Lt. Colonel recently published very widely by a certain very childish and impulsive billionaire.

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    It’s not talent MAGA Mike is worried about losing; the GOP doesn’t have any. He can’t afford to lose votes. From his point of view, of course, the best votes are the unthinking kind, members who do what they’re told. The absolute last thing he wants in his caucus is talented politicians who think for themselves and do what’s best for their districts and the country.

    https://www.rawstory.com/enough-already-mike-johnson-panicking-as-gop-may-only-have-1-seat-house-majority/

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    7,
    Twins 🙄

    Interchangeable.

    It’s still defamation and is an easy case to make with no legal shelter for Elonia.

  10. 10

    It begins:

    Fat Hitler says “fuck you” to President Claudia Sheinbaum and promises tariffs.

    President Sheinbaum says “No, fuck you”, to Fat Hitler and promises response tariffs and export controls.

    Fat Hitler calls her on the phone from his private sex club in Florida. After the phone call Fat Hitler announces “I won, stupid bitch folded and gave me everything and ‘let me'”. President Sheinbaum announces “That’s ridiculous, he gets nothing”.

    MAGA begins entirely predictable shirtless, face painted end zone dancing.

    “I demand that you stop making that noise that only I can hear!”

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    Please enjoy this The Hill piece about navel-gazing by Senate Democrats.

    Some Democrats think Biden made a huge mistake in May 2023, when he lifted Title 42, the emergency health order Trump had put in place to block migrants from entering the country to seek asylum. Biden’s decision allowed millions of migrants to stay in the country while their asylum cases slowly moved through the courts.

    Senate Democrats tried to find political cover on the issue by blaming Trump for defeating the bipartisan border security bill they negotiated with Sen. James Lankford (R-Okla.) in February.
    …
    Biden ended Trump’s “remain in Mexico” policy, halted construction of the border wall, implemented a 100-day moratorium on deportations and paused other interior immigration enforcement initiatives.

    Democrats were warned. They did it anyway.

    Now Democrats no longer run anything. The presidency and both houses of Congress are GOP-led, and the Democrat party is left with deciding which color of pussy hats to knit next year.

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    Now Democrats no longer run anything…

    … and the noise only I can hear has therefore stopped. 🤡

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    Metro posting their annual somber service alert for today. He wasn’t the first operator murdered in the line of duty, I learned Seattle Transit had a driver lose his life during a wave of robberies that led to the Exact Fare mandate. There were a few drivers from that era still active during the original ORCA rollout, but the new system has reduced the cash intake even more. METRO has put ORCA readers on rear doors fleet-wide, , and now riders can pay by tapping their phones.

    https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0C6pqyPJZqvakx8A7TfF3s8YsJ8us49zmHhtT1pNvMEnmd7E9993Cz9QEXigtZSurl&id=100068855154788

    https://youtu.be/ipvKm83dHPk?si=O9HYiB7N4BURP6Go

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    Republicans are wringing their hands over how to “pay for” Trump’s tax cuts. Among strategies they’re considering are … (drum roll) … cutting Medicaid and food stamps.

    Yes, cut “welfare” for the poor (read: working poor, i.e. people earning the Republican Minimum Wage™) to give tax cuts to … (drum roll) … Elon Musk.

    Elon does, after all, have to recover his $130 million “investment” in Trump’s election with compound interest. You can’t expect otherwise.

    https://www.politico.com/news/2024/11/29/republicans-major-fight-cost-tax-cuts-00191006

    Nibor Dooh: Robin Hood in reverse, the rich robbing the poor. We’ve seen this before — virtually every time Republicans have been in charge. This policy makes perfect sense to Republicans, and they persecute the poor every chance they get. After all, it’s their own fault they’re black and poor.

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