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by Darryl — Thursday, 11/23/23, 12:13 pm

Seth Meyers: A Thanksgiving-themed monologue

The Late Show: The dark story of the turkey Biden didn’t pardon

Scared Ketchup: ♫ Trump Show 25—Thanksgiving fun! ♬:

Jonathan Mann: ♫ Zombie Turkey ♬

SNL: Thanksgiving week airport parade

GZERO Media: Three things lawmakers are thankful for this Thanksgiving

AP: Top moments from White House turkey pardons

Thanksgiving timeless classic: Sarah Palin’s Thanksgiving Massacre!:

Stephen: Will Ozempic ruin Thanksgiving? And, canned cranberry sauce wins every poll

ABC: Presidential turkey pardons through the years

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  1. 1

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 11/23/23 at 2:16 pm

    Happy Turkey Day, everybody.

    But millions of turkeys aren’t happy. ~):<

  2. 2

    RedReformed spews:

    Thursday, 11/23/23 at 4:05 pm

    Happy Turkey Day to you as well. Hope you were well out of the blast zone of the WKRP turkey drop contest.
    “As God is my witness, I though turkeys could fly.” – Mr Carlson.

  3. 3

    Real News spews:

    Thursday, 11/23/23 at 6:05 pm

    This guy looks like a slimy grease ball, just like America’s slimy grease ball FuckHump.

    https://apnews.com/article/netherlands-wilders-profile-election-9da8ea7defb91f892868995cab333fcf

    Most be a pattern or requirement as a Nazi Fascist…..be a slimy grease ball….just like them mothers……you know them Slimy greasy Scummy Mums for Facism. I bet their men treat them like queens (sarcasm, of course – they be groomed and better keep their eyes open).

  4. 4

    Real News spews:

    Thursday, 11/23/23 at 6:07 pm

    Nope. Just a case of Heterosexual Neanderthalism of Death.

    https://apnews.com/article/niagara-falls-crash-investigation-e524c19ba2a1c5c6bb866ae981858f4c

  5. 5

    Real Man spews:

    Thursday, 11/23/23 at 6:12 pm

    The far right don’t give a shit about anyone but themselves.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/family-3-year-old-kidnapped-hamas-reveals-harrowing-details-rcna124883

    Kind of like Sen. Scum Hawley running for the exits.

  6. 6

    Neanderth Virus spews:

    Thursday, 11/23/23 at 6:13 pm

    Hubba, Hubba, Hubba! Us Heteros love us some pussy!

    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/new-york-city-mayor-eric-adams-accused-sexually-assaulting-colleague-1-rcna126503

  7. 7

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Thursday, 11/23/23 at 9:18 pm

    Great Thanksgiving with part of the extended family.

  8. 8

    RedReformed spews:

    Friday, 11/24/23 at 4:21 am

    Let us now rejoice in the season of the birth of a brown skinned middle eastern undocumented immigrant who promoted all sorts of socialist ideas.

  9. 9

    Real News spews:

    Friday, 11/24/23 at 4:37 am

    And unfortunately another female (this really is one sided for some reason) groomed, who succumbs to The Heterosexual Neanderthal virus.

    https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/man-wanted-killing-wife-shot-by-coweta-deputies-halo-trace

    Ohhh well, we have jails for those superior beings, so let’s move on……not like a penis wasn’t shown but imagined by some pervert mum in some childrens book.

    Let’s see what else I can find, I have to keep up with my 30% postings!

  10. 10

    Real News spews:

    Friday, 11/24/23 at 4:38 am

    See! No smoking gun. Just a pussy of a man.

    https://www.ndtv.com/india-news/odisha-man-arrested-for-killing-wife-two-year-old-daughter-by-releasing-snake-into-room-4600925

  11. 11

    Unserious Twat spews:

    Friday, 11/24/23 at 8:46 am

    Just a pussy of a man.

    I assumed you were talking about the dumbfuck Nazi coward.

    My bad.

  12. 12

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 11/24/23 at 10:22 am

    The reason Hamas is happy with the imprisoned women and children released by Israel is because now Hamas needs to be able to beat someone. Women and children are easy prey.

  13. 13

    Real News spews:

    Friday, 11/24/23 at 10:29 am

    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/thanksgiving-day-2023-black-friday-cyber-monday-shopping/

    This economy is shot!

    Chicago, Chicago, Chicagoooooooo!

  14. 14

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 11/24/23 at 10:30 am

    Look at Group #3:

    Five groups of borrowers may be eligible
    The Biden administration seems focused on still delivering relief to five specific groups of borrowers, according to a recent paper issued by the U.S. Department of Education. Those are:

    1. Borrowers with current balances greater than what they originally borrowed.
    2. Those who entered into repayment on their student loans 25 or more years ago.
    3. Students who attended programs of questionable value.
    4. Borrowers eligible for existing relief programs, including Public Service Loan Forgiveness, who just haven’t applied.
    5. Debtors in financial hardship.

    ]

    If your major was ____________ Studies, Joe Biden is going to try to get your tuition money refunded.

  15. 15

    Real News spews:

    Friday, 11/24/23 at 10:31 am

    @12

    Heterosexual Neanderthal should know. Pot calling the kettle black.

  16. 16

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 11/24/23 at 10:34 am

    The 2024 Democrat re-election plan is the assumption that very few voters nowadays are familiar with Lucy, Charlie Brown, and that football.

    This forgiveness process is likely to take longer, experts say. Biden first tried to cancel student debt with an executive order in August 2022, and had promised borrowers the relief within six weeks of them completing their paperwork.

    This time he’s turning to the rulemaking process. That procedure is lengthier, typically involving a public comment period and other time-consuming steps.

    “Issuing new regulations can take as long as a year,” Kantrowitz said.

    If the administration is successful this time, he said, borrowers could see their debt cancellation around the time of the 2024 presidential election.

    Or, you know, not.

  17. 17

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Friday, 11/24/23 at 11:36 am

    “The United States agrees not to criminally prosecute Biden, outside of the terms of this Agreement, for any federal crimes encompassed by the attached Statement of Facts (Attachment A) and the Statement of Facts attached as Exhibit 1 to the Memorandum of Plea Agreement filed this same day. This Agreement does not provide any protection against prosecution for any future conduct by Biden or by any of his affiliated businesses.” Text of the agreement that AUSA Lesley Wolf negotiated at US Attorney Weiss’ instruction as of June 7, 2023.

    The same day Weiss made the decision under death threats directed toward him and his staff to replace his lead prosecutor he also attempted to respond to an intrusive letter from Gym Jordan demanding evidence files from the ongoing criminal investigation be publicly shared with House Republicans and their media friends.

  18. 18

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 11/24/23 at 12:35 pm

    People who wound down their businesses and sold their homes based on a stranger’s underfunded promise they could live at sea aboard a rustbucket luxury cruise ship got jerked around and jerked around. This kind of shit doesn’t happen to landlubbers who own their dirt, pay their taxes, and install a generator to keep the lights on when the wind blows.

    https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/three-year-cruise-canceled/index.html

    P.S., they’ll be lucky if they ever see their money again; if the company that sold the promises files for bankruptcy, then >poof< it's gone, because they have no collateral or creditor priority in anything, not even a luxury cruise ship rustbucket ready for the scrapper.

  19. 19

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 11/24/23 at 12:45 pm

    Leftists Brownshirts run amok in Dublin.

    https://www.cnn.com/2023/11/23/europe/violent-clashes-dublin-ireland-stabbing/index.html

    We have them here, too. Nearly all political violence in the U.S. is perpetrated by black migrant Muslim rightwing white male protesters domestic terrorists.

  20. 20

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 11/24/23 at 12:48 pm

    @13 That isn’t keeping the stock market from going back up after a brief period of rationality last month. But Warren Buffett is dumping stocks, not buying them.

  21. 21

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 11/24/23 at 12:54 pm

    @14 “3. Students who attended programs of questionable value.”

    Trump University. For-profit “colleges” that enticed prospective suckers students with promises of guaranteed employment based on falsified placement data.

    The borrowers struggling with student debt aren’t who you think they are, doc. Former for-profit “college” students are, without exception, ordinary folks who just wanted decent-paying jobs and were trying to acquire marketable skills.

    When are you going to quit lying about student borrowers?

  22. 22

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 11/24/23 at 1:03 pm

    @16 Republican members of Congress and conservative judges are trying their damnedest to take that football away. GOP candidates are crossing their fingers voters will overlook that reality.

    A Republican is someone who believes no one deserves an education unless they can pay for it, and no child deserves a school lunch unless her parents can afford to feed her.

  23. 23

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 11/24/23 at 1:08 pm

    @17 Which is perfectly appropriate if you believe, as Republicans and Israelis do, that courts are weapons (i.e., paper versions of AR-15s and Glocks) to be used against your political opponents and critics.*

    * In the West Bank, a Palestinian can be jailed indefinitely without charges or due process for criticizing Israel’s kangaroo military tribunals in social media.

    N.B., it seems not to be lost on Hamas that one way to get those Palestinian prisoners (many of them children) back is to grab Israelis to trade for them. I’m not endorsing this, of course, and certainly not suggesting Israel asked for it; I’m merely expressing a humanitarian wish that both sides would stop the kidnappings.

  24. 24

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 11/24/23 at 1:19 pm

    A Bidenflation story for Thanksgiving, TNF version.

    “I never buy fish. You’re in the market, you say, ‘OK, I’m going to buy some fish, I’m going to take it home for Thanksgiving,’” Collinsworth told play-by-play guy Mike Tirico. “So I go in there and see the thing, this big fish is there and it says $35. I go ‘Well, that’s pretty good, that’s about the same price as at a restaurant, right, $34.99 right. … I come out and I go, ‘I’ll take two.”

    After which the former Bengals wide receiver learned that the fish was priced per pound.

  25. 25

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 11/24/23 at 1:25 pm

    “Before coming to Congress, Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) spent years taking up lawsuits in defense of Christian speech and activities in public elementary schools and universities. …

    ” … Johnson, a constitutional lawyer, took up case after case aimed at chipping away at the separation of church and state. … What’s alarming about this … background is that it raises questions about whether the House speaker … disputes the first freedom guaranteed by the First Amendment …: ‘Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion.’”

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/mike-johnson-christianity-public-schools_n_65565dfce4b0998d699f5f0d

    Should anyone be surprised that MAGA Mike wants to take away our freedoms? He’s a Republican, and all Republicans are coming for your freedoms.

  26. 26

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 11/24/23 at 1:28 pm

    @ 21

    When are you going to quit lying about student borrowers?

    I’m not lying, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit.

    Since you brought up Trump, when are you going to research Trump University so that you might belatedly learn that those claims were settled years ago, and are no longer relevant?

  27. 27

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 11/24/23 at 1:44 pm

    TG dinner yesterday was sous vide-prepared turkey by some French restaurant, catered. We were guests in Seattle.

    We also purchased a smoked whole turkey (10-12#) from Orlando’s BBQ in Oak Harbor, which was delivered to us on Wednesday.

    Gotta say I prefer the sous vide breast and the smoked dark meat.

    I hope the Dumbfuck Rabbit family enjoyed its boiled Thanksgiving Spam.

  28. 28

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 11/24/23 at 1:47 pm

    I see someone belatedly realized her party is full of anti-Semites.

    Lois Frankel, Jewish Florida Democrat, quits progressive caucus over Israel differences

    …Frankel quit over how progressives were treating Israel since Hamas terrorists invaded the country on Oct. 7, launching a war.

    The Congressional Progressive Caucus, which numbers 100 or so members out of the 212 Democrats in the U.S. House of Representatives, has long avoided Israel issues to keep the peace among members. Frankel, Axios reported, has a 96% rating of voting with the progressive agenda on issues not related to Israel.

    It couldn’t have been easy for Frankel to attend meetings with 99 of her fellow party members who secretly want her dead.

  29. 29

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 11/24/23 at 1:57 pm

    @ 25

    … it raises questions about whether the House speaker … disputes the first freedom guaranteed by the First Amendment …: ‘Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion.’”

    I suppose that in the mind of a failed former attorney and lifelong dumbfuck that question might be raised. Said question requires willing ignorance of the very next part of that sentence, which in its entirety reads,

    Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

    Such willingness allows one to ignore the reality that Johnson worked to preserve the free exercise of religion.

  30. 30

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Friday, 11/24/23 at 2:15 pm

    The free exercise of your irrational superstitions surrounding mythical, invisible super-beings protecting you from harm does not extend to indoctrination other people’s children, enforcing your superstitions on others, or forcibly injecting your orthodoxies into public life.

    Go fuck yourselves you weird freaks.

  31. 31

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 11/24/23 at 2:46 pm

    Not good news for those who own shares in Generac.

    It’s been very profitable, watching Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit’s missteps with his Generac investment. Just do something very different than what Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit does.

    Can’t miss.

  32. 32

    Real News spews:

    Friday, 11/24/23 at 3:22 pm

    POS Fascist Pig Mums that are banning books don’t give a shit. They aren’t the victim, they are the problem by accepting and promoting the grooming of their masters.

    https://apnews.com/article/italy-patriarchy-women-violence-film-5b3c6101464b3536640fb9fb60d8761f

    The Fascist Book Banning Mums deserve the consequences.

  33. 33

    Real News spews:

    Friday, 11/24/23 at 3:31 pm

    Heteros – the downfall to society

    https://www.insider.com/eye-syphilis-disease-cluster-in-michigan-2023-11

    Go get tested and forget about washing your hands.

  34. 34

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Friday, 11/24/23 at 3:38 pm

    In case y’all missed it, just before the holiday recess this week AG James presented eye witness corroborated documents from Mazars showing that Trump committed perjury last week when he testified that he had nothing to do with financial statements. Going further, the documents provided by the accounting firm and validated under testimony by Trump’s own corporate controller, demonstrate that Trump and his attorneys altered their own copies of the same documents produced to the court under subpoena by removing the hand written notations ordering Trump to have final review and approval.

    America has much to be thankful for.

  35. 35

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 11/24/23 at 5:42 pm

    What a fucking idiot.

    Speaking to reporters in Nantucket, Massachusetts, where he was spending the Thanksgiving holiday with his family, Biden also said it was time to “renew” work on creating a two-state solution to achieve peace between Israel and the Palestinians.

    Not until Hamas is eliminated as.a threat is there any reason to begin “work” on repairing the decades of damage that assholes like Arafat and Hamas have done to the peace “process”.

    Biden, Biden you can’t hide, we charge you with genocide

    They’d find more agreement if they charged him with corruption and incompetence.

  36. 36

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 11/24/23 at 5:56 pm

    For those of you who want a laugh at the expense of a homosexual, G-clown @ 33 posted about a small syphilis cluster in Michigan, among five hetero women and one promiscuous dude.

    In doing so, G-clown ignores and most likely is completely unaware that

    • almost half of the syphilis-afflicted Americans are dudes who get fudge-packed, just like him.
    • almost half of those syphilis-afflicted fudgepackees also are carrying around HIV, just like him./em>

    This (and the above) from the CDC:

    What is the link between syphilis and HIV?
    In the United States, almost half of MSM with P&S syphilis are also reported to have HIV. The troubling reality is that if you are a gay man who does not have HIV, but who is diagnosed with P&S syphilis, you are more likely to be infected with HIV in the future. Having a sore or break in the skin from an STD like syphilis may allow HIV to more easily enter your body. You may also be more likely to get HIV because the same behaviors and circumstances that put you at risk for getting other STDs can also put you at greater risk for getting HIV.

    In the above paragraph, MSM is Men Who Have Sex With Men. Now think about the monkeypox-caused open ulcerative lesions that perpetually fester on G-clown’s ass and anus, the clear indications that G-clown’s hygiene is worse than a barnyard animal’s, and imagine the state of the toilet seat wherever he parks for the night.

    Yeah. You can catch it off a toilet seat. Any place G-clown has spent more than six hours it’s a risk.

    God didn’t do this to the homosexuals. They did it to themselves. They’re continuing to do it to themselves.

  37. 37

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 11/24/23 at 6:16 pm

    Elon thinks it’s “insane” that workers go on strike because he refuses to recognize their union.

    https://www.cnn.com/2023/11/24/business/elon-musk-tesla-sweden-strikes/index.html

    To the world’s richest man, the ideal worker is a robot that doesn’t sleep, eat, or need bathroom breaks; works for nothing; does what it’s told, and doesn’t talk back.

    To me, watching Tesla employees, mechanics and electricians, dockworkers, and postal workers telling the world’s richest man to go fuck himself is highly entertaining.

  38. 38

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 11/24/23 at 6:19 pm

    Thinking of moving to Texas? That’s where you go to die.

    https://www.cnn.com/2023/11/24/us/east-texas-hospital-cybersecurity/index.html

  39. 39

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 11/24/23 at 6:29 pm

    @21 I merely gave you a couple examples of “programs of questionable value,” because you’re constantly denigrating real higher education programs and degrees. Trump University was one. But since you’re bringing up the Trump U. settlement, his victims got pennies on the dollar, and Trump didn’t pay a cent of the settlement himself, nor did any of his business entities. The money came from one of his hotel-business partners.

  40. 40

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 11/24/23 at 6:34 pm

    @24 Sounds like a red-meat guy. His friends, family, and teammates are gonna miss him. Do you feast on red-meat, dumbfuck? If your answer is no, maybe you’re not as stupid as you pretend to be.

  41. 41

    Real News spews:

    Friday, 11/24/23 at 6:36 pm

    @36 careful what the horse gives you.

  42. 42

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 11/24/23 at 6:40 pm

    @27 Oven-roasted carrots in a bed of lettuce here. Rabbits are herbivores, idiot.

  43. 43

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 11/24/23 at 6:43 pm

    @28 Democrats are split between Israel and Palestinian civilians. Republicans are united behind fascism. I’ll take the Democrats. At the end of the day, I’m pretty sure she will, too.

  44. 44

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 11/24/23 at 6:45 pm

    @29 “Johnson worked to preserve the free exercise of religion.”

    Like hell. He worked to impose his religion on public schools, and make taxpayers pay for it. Healso worked for, and got, tax subsidies for a private theme park that peddles creationist nonsense.

  45. 45

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 11/24/23 at 6:52 pm

    @31 After buying it, all you have to do is hire an electrician to install a transfer switch, then plug it into your house circuitry, turn off your computers so its “dirty” power doesn’t fry them, and refuel it in the middle of a winter night. But it does have the advantage of being within your means.

  46. 46

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 11/24/23 at 6:57 pm

    @35 Be that as it may, here at home, I don’t think we should wait until the GOP is eliminated to begin repairing the damage that assholes like Trump and his followers have done to our democratic processes.

  47. 47

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 11/24/23 at 7:00 pm

    @36 Can a human get syphilis from fucking a horse? Just wondering, because I’m worried about someone we know.

    @41 You beat me to it.

  48. 48

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 11/24/23 at 7:10 pm

    Associated Press reports Derek Chauvin got shanked and was “seriously injured” at a federal lockup in Tucson where he’s serving time. The Bureau of Prisons said “responding employees … performed ‘life-saving measures’ on an inmate.

    https://apnews.com/article/derek-chauvin-george-floyd-prison-stabbing-f24cde6aa28877d034530c2dc40ef7ea

  49. 49

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 11/24/23 at 7:13 pm

    In other crime news, a California GOP legislator went on a personal spending spree with embezzled campaign funds.

    https://www.rawstory.com/william-brough-california/

    Why are so many Republicans crooks? Is it something in their drinking water? Or, more likely, their value systems?

  50. 50

    RedReformed spews:

    Friday, 11/24/23 at 7:29 pm

    @25.
    What’s telling is that Jewish parents sued a school for forcing Christianity on their kids. Mike Johnson then warned the congregation what was at stake with cases like the Jewish family suing to keep Christian activities out of a public school.
    “The ultimate goal of the enemy is silencing the gospel,” said Johnson, according to an April 2004 story in the Shreveport Times about the lawsuit. “This is spiritual warfare.”

    I read that as he will use the levers of power to force all of us to worship his god and his god alone and anyone who resists, is the Enemy. You know how the greedy racist incel wants to treats enemies. “FINISH THEM.”

  51. 51

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 11/24/23 at 7:34 pm

    @50 So according to MAGA Mike, Jews are “the enemy”? That would give him intellectual kinship with, um, Hitler and Hamas among others, and Trump’s “very fine people.”

  52. 52

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Friday, 11/24/23 at 8:31 pm

    48,

    And to think there were some who argued that six months of carefully sharpening chicken bones was a waste of time.

  53. 53

    ACAB spews:

    Saturday, 11/25/23 at 10:05 pm

    Derek Chauvin was wearing a hoodie.

    Derek Chaivin needed to show the proper amount of respect.

    Did Derek Chauvin have any drugs in his system?

    Did a Derek Chauvin have any history of drug use?

    Derek Chauvin just needed to comply.

    Derek Chauvin called out for his mother.

    They mistook Derek Chaivin’s toothbrush for a gun and responded with reasonable force in fear of their lives.

    They were just standing their ground and Derek Chaivin kept advancing.

    Derek Chauvin was no angel.

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