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Judges 10:4
He had thirty sons, who rode thirty donkeys.

Discuss.

Mental Floss: 26 Wild West facts.

Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

VSauce: The napkin ring problem.

Трамп Tells The World He is a Piece-o-Shit Nazi Sympathizer:

• Late Show: What Трамп could have said after Charlottesville
• Kimmel: Donald Трамп and Kim Jong-un have a lot in common
• WaPo: Late-night reactions to Трамп press conference on Charlottesville
• VOX: After Charlottesville, how do we cover an immoral president?
• Kimmel reads comments from Трамп supporters.
• Stephen: Трамп botched his well-wishes for Spain.
• PsychoSuperMom: No Both Sides Now
• Seth Meyers: Steve Bannon comes to Трамп’s defense on Charlottesville
• Mark Fiore: A cartoonist’s vacation.
• Bill Maher: Трамп’s new low
• Jonathan Mann: Fuck You Bannon, Bye Bye

• WaPo: And then there was one.
• Conan: Трамп calls Obama to talk about Charlottesville & Twitter
• Amy McGrath’s new campaign video.
• Stephen: Take a side, Mr. President, Nazis or not Nazis?
• WaPo: Трамп’s two main CEO councils disband. Sad!
• James Corden: Things Трамп renounces faster than racism
• Stephen: Трамп is America’s first “racist grandpa” President
• Conan with Sen. Al Franken: The time Al made fun of Трамп’s comb-over
• Young Turks: Fired Steve Bannon IMMEDIATELY turns on Трамп
• Kimmel: Trailer for the Трамп movie
• Stephen: The complete ‘Трамп TV’ cable package/a>
• Olbermann: Трамп is still making excuses for Nazis
• Stephen roasts a Confederate statute.
• Kimmel interviews Kellyanne Conway about Трамп damage control
• Vox: How Трамп’s Charlottesville response emboldens white supremacy
• WaPo: How Трамп’s talking points on Charlottesville match up with FAUX News
• Stephen makes condemning Nazis look easy (because it ss)
• James Corden: Donald Трамп is siding with Nazis again
• Kimmel responds to Трамп’s Charlottesville comments.
• Seth Meyers: Трамп’s Charlottesville press conference showed us who he really is
• Why Stephen Bannon’s firing is significant
• Conan: Companies sticking behind Трамп
• Late Show: The zombie apocalypse has a “both sides” guy, too.
• Olbermann: Still making excuses for Трамп?
• If Anthony Scaramucci was in scream (Screamamucci)
• Jimmy Fallon: Трамп’s press conference
• Late Show: Steve Bannon Updates His Resumé:

• Sen. Tim Kaine blasts Трамп’s response to Charlostteville violence
• James Cordon: Трамп quits on his quitting CEOs.
• Farron Cousins: Трамп completely fabricates story about general Pershing to manipulate his base
• Stephen: General Kelly’s 18 days of discipline
• Young Turks: Bannon supporters declare war.
• Sam Seder: Трамп insists on repeating debunked story about Gen. John Pershing because Трамп IS AN INSANE LIAR
• WaPo editorial: Трамп might be the president, but it’s your country
• Late Show: Let’s repurpose those Confederate statues.

Conan with Sen. Al Franken: Campaign rival took his beastiality joke out of context.

Adam ruins Christopher Columbus.

Nazis Prove to be…Well, Nazis!:

• These companies are taking a stand against racist groups
• James Corden: Inside Every Nazi Is A Sad, Sad Clown
• Nazi scumbag are not in the US military.
• Late Show: Even these guys are surprised….
• Jimmy Dore: FAUX News declares “We’re not racist” and immediately race baits
• Sam Seder: Tucker Carlson’s mind-boggling theory on the rise of neo-Nazis
• ONN: How cities remove Confederate monuments
• Sam Seder: Amazing Jesse Watters clip, America’s not racist! Now stay tuned for these horrible Black people!
• Francesca Fiorentini: What are Nazis so scared of?
• Alex Jones’s head finally exploded
• Bill Maher and friends: Liberal monuments
• Seth Meyers: White Nationalists and company.
• Jim Jefferies: Charlottesville White supremacist rally:

• The Arnold has a message for Nazis.
• Jonathan Mann: Nazi’s are back.
• Young Turks: What it is like being a woman in the Alt-Right movement.
• Charlottesville: A horror film straight out of Trump’s America

Minute Physics: Black holes, neutron stars, and white dwarfs .

Seth Meyers: Amber’s Late Night safe space.

VOX: How a recording-studio mishap shaped ’80s music.

Bill Maher does Sen. Al Franken.

Eclipsed:

• WaPo: Seven eclipse moments in pop culture.
• Tales from the shadow of the moon
• Dear Science: Why does the eclipse shadow travel from west to east?.
• Jimmy Kimmel: Eight-year-old science genius explains eclipse
• Jimmy Fallon: Pros and cons of watching the eclipse.
• WaPo: A 360 illustration of the strangest, scariest eclipse myths throughout history

A trick to visualize higher dimensions.

Minute Physics: Correlation CAN imply causation!

When Tina Fey gets political.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

There once was a thread from Nantucket,
Whose dick was so long it could suck it.
Wait, threads don’t have a penis
Oh, well, I mean this:
This poem’s off the rails, so fuck it.

It’s good to be back in Seattle. I’ve been back a few days, but I’m still pretty exhausted.

It was great to see my family. I told my cousin that I would link to his Shopify store for all of your President Baby Hands needs.

When events become absolutely horrifying, it is our sense of community and collective purpose that offers solace and even hope. Stop by the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally on Tuesday evening. Let’s talk it over.

We meet every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the small room at the back of the tavern beginning about 8pm.

Can’t make it to Seattle? Check out one of the 236 chapters of Living Liberally, including 23 in Washington state, five in Oregon and three in Idaho. Find, or go out and start, a chapter near you.

1 Kings 1:1-4
King David was now an old man, and he always felt cold, even under a lot of blankets. His officials said, “Your Majesty, we will look for a young woman to take care of you. She can lie down beside you and keep you warm.” They looked everywhere in Israel until they found a very beautiful young woman named Abishag, who lived in the town of Shunem. They brought her to David, and she took care of him.

Discuss.

Adam Ruins Everything: How the fine art market is a scam.

Stephen: Eric Bolling is FAUX News’ disgraced employee of the month

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Трамп Tries Trashing the World:

• Late Show: President Трамп’s vacation slides
• Jimmy Kimmel: White House repairs while Трамп is away
• Daily Show: How Трамп ended up in bed with Russia
• Stephen: The FBI raided Paul Manafort with a pre-dawn “no-knock” warrant.
• Sam Seder: Possible fake human Sebastian Gorka suggests Трамп won’t comment on mosque attack ’cause it “might have been propagated by the left”
• Jimmy Fallon: Трамп’s North Korea problem
• West Wing: Трамп reboot
• Jimmy Kimmel: Vladimir Putin’s masculine vacation
• Stephen: Трамп’s vacation isn’t a vacation from Twitter
• WaPo: “Weekend Update” highlights a news-filled summer and doesn’t forget The Mooch
• A review of Трамп’s many missteps with the military.
• Stephen doesn’t want the earth to blow up.
• Seth Meyers with Tammy Duckworth: Why Трамп will never “out-crazy” Kim Jong-un
• Samantha Bee: Reading about Steve Bannon
• Young Turks: The White House’s leaker outed?:

• Late Show: Kim Jong-Un Responds To Donald Трамп.
• Conan: Lincoln robot reacts to Трамп
• Jimmy Kimmel: Donald Трамп gets a daily good news folder
• Seth Meyers: A closer look at Трамп doubling down on North Korea threats.
• Stephen grades Трамп’s improvised “fire and fury” threat.
• Mike Pence on currency.
• Bill Maher: Fat man and little boy.
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп is doubling down on North Korea
• Late Show: Greeting cards for your Special Counsel
• Conan: A message from the Guam tourist board
• Francesca Fiorentini: Back to the past with Jeff Sessions
• Mark Fiore: A hole in Un.
• Daily Show: Brown in town
• WaPo: The festering issues between Трамп and Congress
• Sam Seder: FAUX News amazing protest reporting, “It appears to be a very large chicken display”
• James Cordon: The White House is under renovation.
• Seth Meyers: A closer look at Трамп’s long vacation and his team debuts so-called “real news”
• Conan sings a lullaby about North Korea
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп is NOT on vacation.
• What Mike Pence stands for.
• Stephen: Трамп begins his 17-day summer vacation.
• Fact Checking Kayleigh McEnany’s and her “Трамп propaganda TV” debut.
• Stephen: Mike Pence looks thirsty for the presidency in 2020
• ONN: How Трамп writes his tweets.
• Samantha Bee: Трамп’s terrifying judicial appointments:

• Jim Jefferies: USA and North Korea are in a nuclear diss battle
• Jimmy Kimmel is on edge about North Korea.
• Daily Show: Ivanka Трамп’s fake feminism.
• Stephen: Трамп’s team bans the term “climate change”
• Jimmy Dore: Scaramucci compares Трамп White House to being in Goodfellas
• WaPo: The FBI raided Paul Manafort’s home in predawn search.
• James Cordon: How will the world end?
• Stephen: North Korea, the U.S. just isn’t that into you
• Summer of Трамп.
• Jimmy Kimmel: Donald Трамп’s “fire and fury” threat to North Korea
• Seth Meyers: A closer look at Трамп’s Twitter war of words with North Korea
• The Mike Pence shame cube (helping you get closer to God)
• Late Show: “Real News Tonight” adds Lara Трамп as correspondent
• Seth Meyers with Tammy Duckworth: How Трамп is helping write Kim Jong-un’s propaganda
• Jimmy Kimmel: Pence is NOT running for President.
• Stephen: God isn’t stressing out about nuclear war

Jim Jefferies does Bill Burr.

Late Show: War in Guam! Wait, where is that again?

Bill Maher: New Rule—rename GOP “The Troll Party”.
Minute Physics: Will batteries power the world?

Why you need special glasses to view the eclipse.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

I quite enjoyed DC. Thanks for the suggestions and such. I took the train up to New Hampshire yesterday. It’s pretty convenient if you have family to pick you up.

The Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally meets this evening. Please stop by, have a drink, and join us in political conversation.

We meet every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the small room at the back of the tavern beginning about 8pm.

Can’t make it to Seattle? Check out one of the 236 chapters of Living Liberally, including 23 in Washington state, five in Oregon and three in Idaho. Find, or go out and start, a chapter near you.

Hosea 3:1-3
Once again the Lord spoke to me. And this time he said, “Hosea, fall in love with an unfaithful woman who has a lover. Do this to show that I love the people of Israel, even though they worship idols and enjoy the offering cakes made with fruit.”

So I paid fifteen pieces of silver and about ten bushels of grain for such a woman. Then I said, “Now you are mine! You will have to remain faithful to me, though it will be a long time before we sleep together.”

Discuss.

Trevor: Russia and North Korea test the U.S..

Samantha Bee: Kris Kobach’s racist music man:

The Onion: How the GOP can still repeal ObamaCare.

Jim Jefferies: Republicans revive their old bills.

The “this is fine” bias in cable news.

Трамп’s Trashy Turmoil:

• Stephen: This little girl has her own letter for the President
• Jimmy Kimmel: Drunk Donald Трамп—nipping it in the bud
• Trevor: President Трамп’s very bad day
• WaPo: Junior’s contradictory statements about the Russia meeting
• Young Turks: The vacation President takes 3 weeks.
• Stephen: Трамп begged the Mexican President to lie.
• The President Show: Mike learns about ethics.
• Jimmy Kimmel: Drunk Donald Трамп on American coal
• Samantha Bee: Sabotaging ObamaCare
• Daily Show: The Celebrity Appresident–Inside the episode
• Olbermann: Трамп’s threats are getting out of control
• Stephen: The White House thinks “not inaccurate” equals “the truth”
• Jimmy Kimmel: New Трамп products
• Young Turks: Republicans block Трамп BIGLY!
• Bill Maher: Scout’s honor
• Jimmy Dore chats with Sean Spicer
• Seth Meyers: Congressman Adam Schiff breaks down Трамп’s Grand Jury problem
• Short Takes: Is the White House a dump?
• Stephen Miller talks Statue of Liberty facts
• Full Frontal: Times Square Stephen Miller impersonator
• A devastated Stephen Colbert sings farewell to the Mooch
• Stephen: The President of the United States (except Alaska!)
• Brian Huskey: “Mooch” bloopers
• Late Show: A tour of the White House (the way Трамп sees it)
• Seth Meyers: Scaramucci and Priebus are out as Трамп threatens to blow up ObamaCare
• Young Turks: Трамп’s poll numbers keep on falling.
• Olbermann: Down goes he Mooch.
• Late Show: Another day, another White House name plate.
• The President Show: The President plays charades
• Jimmy Kimmel interviews Anthony Scaramucci
• Seth Meyers: The check in with Трамп and religion.
• Stephen: Трамп’s cybersecurity expert fell for email spam.
• WaPo: Four big takeaways from Трамп’s calls to Mexican and Australian counterparts.
• The President Show: There is no chaos.
• Late Show: Vladimir Putin publicly breaks up with Трамп
• Jimmy Kimmel: A look back at Трамп’s Tweets about Obama’s vacations
• Jim Jefferies: Трамп’s transgender ban and LGBTQ rights in the military
• Seth Meyers: Трамп in Crisis—Grand Jury, leaked phone calls and low poll numbers
• Stephen wants in on Robert Mueller’s Grand Jury
• Trevor: Jeff Sessions cracks down on racism against white people
• Samantha Bee: First (and probably last ever) Трамп-positive field piece
• Stephen: Actual Трамп quotes read by cartoon Donald Трамп
• Seth Meyers: Getting to know Gen. Kelly
• Jimmy Fallon: Pros and cons of getting fired by Трамп
• 1600 Pennsylvania Ave: The “President’s palace” or Трамп’s “dump”?
• Jimmy Kimmel: An important message about white people from David Alan Grier
• Jonathan Mann: Bye, Bye Mooch:

• Late Show: The Purge—White House edition.
• Olbermann: Why is Трамп reminding us of the pee pee tape?
• Farron Cousins: Reporter confirms the Liar-in-Chief DID call the White House “a real dump”
• Daily Show: Трамп’s theme week fails
• WaPo fact checks Трамп on the stock market.
• Seth Meyers: General John Kelly takes over as Трамп Russia story changes
• Randy Newman performs “Putin”
• Late Show: Трамп wants out of his “dump”
• The President Show: Farewell address—Back to complete chaos

Stephen with Sen. Al Franken (D-MN) reveals which Senators are funny.

Late Show: Get a hot date with Al Gore’s climate change pick-up lines.

Bill Maher: What if Obama said it?

Medicaid explained: Why it’s worse to be sick in some states than others.

The birth of mansplaining.

Adam ruins everything: Alpha males.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

I live in the airport now. My flight was cancelled, but I didn’t realize it until I was already here. So now I have several hours here.

I hope all your candidates won. Congrats if they did, and commiserations if they didn’t. And mmmmmmm if they’re still too close to call.

It’s a primary election night in Washington. So, please join us for an evening of political pontification over a pint at the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally.

We meet every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the small room at the back of the tavern beginning about 8pm.

Can’t make it to Seattle? Check out one of the 236 chapters of Living Liberally, including 23 in Washington state, five in Oregon and three in Idaho. Find, or go out and start, a chapter near you.

I’m going on vacation pretty soon. So my production of nonsense will sink even more. Anyone have any idea what to do in DC or rural New Hampshire?