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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 12/19/17, 12:10 am

DLBottleJoin us this Tuesday evening for a “what’s all that smiling about?” edition of the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally.

We meet every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the small room at the back of the tavern beginning about 8pm.





Can’t make it to Seattle? Check out one of the 242 chapters of Living Liberally, including 23 in Washington state, five in Oregon and three in Idaho. Find, or go out and start, a chapter near you.

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open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 12/18/17, 7:31 am

How far do you feel you have to go in a book before you abandon it. I say unless you’ve been told it starts slow, if you didn’t like chapter 1, stop reading. I don’t have time for this shit.

But now, I’m reading a book on the July Crisis (between Arch Duke Franz Ferdinand being assassinated and the outbreak of World War One). It’s good, but slow going. I am well over 200 pages in. There’s a lot of interesting stuff about Balkan nationalist movements and great power politics. But so far, the Arch Duke remains sadly still alive.

I think I might give it up even though it is interesting, because it’s taking forever.

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HA Bible Study: Genesis 6:4

by Goldy — Sunday, 12/17/17, 6:00 am

Genesis 6:4
There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown.

Discuss.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Saturday, 12/16/17, 12:34 am

Stephen: R.I.P. The Internet.

Young Turks: Five years after Sandy Hook massacre, less than nothing done on guns.

WaPo: Fact checker’s list of the biggest Pinocchios of 2017

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Going at the movies.

The Dotard Трамп and His Band of Predators, Thieves and Reality Stars:

  • Stephen: Трамп attacks the mainstream “meadia”
  • Kimmel on Alabama election
  • Young Turks: USA Today’s epic takedown of the Dotard Трамп
  • WaPo: Former “Apprentice” star Omarosa Manigault Newman to leave White House
  • Samantha Bee: Get a load of this asshole—Zinke edition
  • Farron Cousins: Dotard Трамп Jr. botches Tweet, didn’t know his dad appointed FCC Commissioner who repealed net neutrality
  • Stephen: Katy Tur on the greatest trick Трамп played on America
  • Sam Seder: Trump’s judicial nominee has embarrassingly bad job interview
  • Young Turks: Will Dotard Трамп pardon Michael Flynn?
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Magazines blast the Dotard Трамп
  • Mark Fiore: Dotard Трамп ends the war on Christmas
  • Late Show: Meet the Vanquishers
  • Maddow: TRMS Law School—What is a constitutional crisis?
  • The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Silent Трамп.
  • Stephen: Трамп called his sexual assault accuser the ‘C-word’:

  • The Dotard Трамп is making Christmas great again
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Dotard Трамп and the Republican war against FBI & Robert Mueller’s probe
  • SNL Weekend Update: Трамп recognizing Jerusalem as Israeli capital.
  • The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: The year of The Dotard.
  • Jimmy Kimmel on net neutrality
  • Seth Meyers: FCC Repeals net neutrality and Omarosa drama continues
  • Stephen: Трамп’s most shameless Tweet of 2017?
  • Maddow: Трамп administration distinguished by high-level departures
  • Jimmy Fallon: Трамп remixes ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas
  • Lawrence O’Donnel: “President Dotard Трамп’s lies, the definitive list”
  • Sam Seder: Dotard Трамп is PISSED at Nikki Haley for siding with accusers.
  • Young Turks: Omarosa escorted out of White House
  • Farron Cousins: Трамп’s daily intel briefings are being dumbed down to avoid upsetting him
  • Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand calls Трамп’s tweet a “sexist smear.”
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Drunk Dotard Трамп in Pensacola.
  • Stephen: Omarosa got ‘You’re fired!’ again

How you can help Puerto Rico.

Young Turks: Robots hassling homeless people.

Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Farron Cousins: Republican Congressman who mocked sick people as immoral announces he has cancer

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: The Alabama of the solar system.

Sweet Home Alabama:

  • Conan: Trump crashes Obama’s Doug Jones robocall
  • Late Show: The legend of Roy Moore:

  • Francesca Fiorentini: How to be the perfect sexual assault victim
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Roy Moore interviewed by 12-year-old girl
  • David Pakman: Serial child sex abuser Roy Moore loses in ALABAMA!
  • Conan: Roy Moore appeals to the Jewish community
  • Sam Seder: Jake Tapper interviews the dumbest spokesperson ever!
  • Farron Cousins: Watch the moment Doug Jones supporters found out he WON the election
  • WaPo: Alabamians react to Doug Jones’s win
  • Seth Meyers: A couple things, Kayla Moore
  • Conan: Kayla Moore gets a do-over.
  • Stephen: Roy Moore loves Putin just as much as Трамп
  • Trevor: Black women save America from Roy Moore.
  • WaPo: How Alabamians voted in the Senate election
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Roy Moore’s defeat
  • Stephen: Dang, that pedophile rode in on a horse?
  • Late Night: Amber explains how Black women saved America from Roy Moore
  • The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: How Roy Moore supporters defeated fake news
  • Michael Brooks: Don’t forget, the GOP WANTED Roy Moore to win
  • Jimmy Fallon and Yamaneika Saunders on how Black women helped stop Roy Moore.
  • Stephen: God distances himself from Roy Moore
  • Samantha Bee: No Moore!:

  • Vice News: What Democrats can learn from Doug Jones’ Win
  • Late Show: Who voted for Roy Moore
  • Maddow: Weak President Трамп political clout further eroded by election losses
  • Young Turks: How Doug Jones beat Roy Moore.
  • WaPo: How Steve Bannon’s big bet on Roy Moore backfired
  • Seth Meyers: Doug Jones wins in Alabama; Moore, Bannon and Трамп lose
  • Stephen: Трамп walks back his Roy Moore endorsement

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: The 12 Wars on Christmas.

Young Turks: The world’s creepiest Congressman resigns amid sexual harassment scandal.

Stephen: Tuck Buckford grills his CIA-Loving Google Home.

VOX: How the end of net neutrality could change the internet.

The G.O.P. Tax Scam on America:

  • Farron Cousins: Republican Senators lock office doors, refuse to talk to constituents about tax bill
  • Young Turks: Republicans finalize their “F*ck everyone who isn’t rich” tax bill
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Rich get richer in deficit-exploding GOP tax bill
  • Trevor: The Treasury Department’s tax analysis doesn’t add up
  • Young Turks: Will the tax bill break the G.O.P.

Jokes Seth can’t tell: Starbucks’ gay agenda, the lowest point in U.S. history.

VOX: The diet that helps fight climate change

James Cordon breaks down an insane 2017.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Open Thread (today’s date)

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 12/15/17, 7:40 am

I’ve got a bit of the yucks, so I think I will half sleep and hope I don’t miss my stop. As ever, I am the worst.

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Open Thread 12-13

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 12/13/17, 7:32 am

I was at the library the other day, so this is one of those posts.

There’s a remodel going on, and they’ve taken out the pay phones. I don’t want to write a post bemoaning progresses: It’s better that most people don’t need to use them. But! There is still a population that needs them.

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Alabama Election Thread

by Darryl — Tuesday, 12/12/17, 4:59 pm

Will you be singing Sweet Home Alabama? Or will Alabama Get Away? Either way this is the place to discuss tonight’s Yellowhammer special election. If it ain’t (broadly) about this election, take that crap to the previous open thread.

I’ll be (*ahem*) Mobile on my way to Roanoke Park Place Tavern, and may post random observations and whatnot as the spirit moves me.

Here’s one for the geeks among us:

Moore's Law: Political insanity doubles every 18 months.

— Bob Cohn (@1bobcohn) December 12, 2017

The needle moved! NYT extrapolating model changes from "tie" to "Jones 0.5" with 2% of precincts reporting…

— Josh Kraushaar (@HotlineJosh) December 13, 2017

Roy Moore's horse Sassy breaks her silence pic.twitter.com/tRWqp3fyLn

— JDCrowe2 (@Crowetoons) December 12, 2017

Tweenie girls LOVE ponies!

— Mordant FreedomVoter (@MordantFV) December 12, 2017

So far, Doug Jones is holding his own in rural Alabama. Still extremely early. #ALSEN

— Dave Wasserman (@Redistrict) December 13, 2017

5:56: AP has Moore leading for the first time, 7% reporting….

6:02: I wish Washington election results would trickle in like this. This “one ballot dump a night” business sucks!

6:05: With 16% precincts reporting, Moore’s lead has shrunk to +2%.

6:10: Now 21% reporting, Moore’s lead is up to +5%

I pray Roy Moore loses, but I am grateful the campaign kept him too
busy to apply for a mall Santa job this year.

— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) December 12, 2017

6:20: 33% in, Moore up by 5%.

6:26: Now 40% in and Moore is still up by 5%.

Half the votes are counted. Moore leads by four. But the needle is not impressed. pic.twitter.com/GxuBjP4AAo

— Binyamin Appelbaum (@BCAppelbaum) December 13, 2017

6:33: Yep…with 50% of precincts reporting, Moore’s lead over Jones has shrunk to 3%. Remember, bigger and more urban precincts usually report later….

Fmr McConnell chief of staff who often says what McConnell can’t: Thanks, Bannon “for showing us how to lose the reddest state in the union.” https://t.co/67cOT6ltVb

— Christina Wilkie (@christinawilkie) December 13, 2017

6:40: Moore’s lead is back up +7% with 62% in.

6:57: Now 75% reporting and Moore’s lead has shrunk to +3% (51% to 48%).

7:03: Now 77% and Moore’s lead shrinks to +2%.

7:06: And at 81%, Jones is down by -1%.

7:09: And with 85%, Jones is almost even with Moore at 49% each. Jones is still down about 5,000 votes out of a million and some votes.

7:13: NYT still has Jones winning with a 73% probability by a margin of 2.1%

7:15: And as I typed that, the NYT “needle” jumped giving Jones a probability of 84% and a final 2.7% margin.

7:19: AP has 86% of precincts and Moore’s lead is about 500 votes.

7:22: Now we have 88% reporting and Jones is up by 8,000 votes. The NYT web site has Jones probability of winning >95%.

Blue tide.

— michaelscherer (@michaelscherer) December 13, 2017

FOX calls it for Jones🙌🙌🙌👋👍👍👍👍 #AlabamaSenateElection

— Artemis (@artemis1954) December 13, 2017

@nytimes & @AP calling Jones the winner! Not Fake News! Wheee!

— Dr. John Fulwiler (@Doorcow) December 13, 2017

7:37: I love the fact that Jones’ margin of victory is LESS THAN the number of write-in votes. In so many ways, this qualifies as a STRANGE election!

Huh. I guess God hates child molesters.

— Darryl Holman (@Hominid_Views) December 13, 2017

7:52: If you are an Alabamian, child molestation is worse than being a Democrat. VERY SLIGHTLY WORSE!

It’s not easy to go 0-2 in the same race with two different candidates but @realDonaldTrump just pulled that off. He has Bannon to thank for that 2nd loss

— Chuck Todd (@chucktodd) December 13, 2017

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Monday, 12/11/17, 11:56 pm

DLBottleJoin us this Tuesday evening for a Special Election edition of the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally. Stop by and cheer your team. In one coner is a man accused of molesting children. In the other corner is a man accused of molesting the KKK church bombers.

We meet every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the small room at the back of the tavern beginning about 8pm, but the polls close at 5pm, so some of us will be there early. We expect election returns to trickle in all evening.





Can’t make it to Seattle? Check out one of the 242 chapters of Living Liberally, including 23 in Washington state, five in Oregon and three in Idaho. Find, or go out and start, a chapter near you.

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12/11 Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 12/11/17, 7:23 am

Men knew: The Matt Manweller edition.

I’m glad that KUOW and other mainstream news outlets are reporting on Manweller. Still, they must have known earlier. I knew much of it when Goldy reported on it several years ago. But OK new info has come out, and the interview with his ex wife is sold reporting.

Still, what concerns me is that KUOW had him on the air, on the news roundup show, and acted like nothing was wrong with him. Didn’t question him on the air. It may have been a prerequisite to getting him. But maybe it’s not worth having him.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Saturday, 12/9/17, 12:29 am

Gay man who was denied marriage license by Kim Davis is now running against her.

New Scientist: Interstellar probe Voyager 1 is alive and well

Roy Moore Molested a Middle School Girl and Other Tales of Political Perversion:

  • The Late Show: Graduation Cards from Roy Moore
  • How to be a journalist: Reporting on Alabama Senate candidate Roy Moore:

  • Roy Moore spokeswoman gets in heated debates with CNN anchors
  • The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Jesus Christ was a soy boy
  • Stephen: Трамп lost to the #MeToo movement
  • Young Turks: Roy Moore’s horrendous slavery somments
  • Jimmy Fallon: Roy Moore unveils new campaign slogans
  • Samantha Bee: Even more creeps: Journalist edition
  • Christine Emba: Roy Moore proves we still only believe some women
  • Trevor: Republicans renew their support for Roy Moore
  • Conan: What Dotard Трамп and Roy Moore have in common
  • Stephen: Billy Bush believes the women accusing Трамп of sexual assault

Mental Floss: 21 things that turned 21 in 2017.

VOX: The US medical system is still haunted by slavery.

Jimmy Kimmel: Unnecessary Censorship, Star Wars edition.

The Dotard Трамп and His Merry Band of Colluders, Thieves, and Political Prostitutes:

  • Seth Meyers: The tiny voice in the back of Трамп’s head, “You can’t even read”
  • Stephen: Трамп Tweet confesses to obstruction of justice
  • Late Show: Frosty the Snowman’s new hat
  • Rep. Al Green reads articles of impeachment on House floor
  • Maddow: First dossier news lost amid 2016 bombshells:

  • Seth Meyers: Трамп, Flynn and obstruction of justice
  • Conan: Dan Rather on the dangers of Трамп’s nationalism and authoritarianism.
  • Stephen: Paul Manafort is colluding from home
  • The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: #MAGAMealChallenge, Трамп’s greatness fuel
  • Mark Fiore: Teddy’s back
  • Seth Meyers: The tiny voice in the back of Dotard Трамп’s head: “You’re pathetic”
  • James Cordon: What (the fuck) is Omarosa’s White House job?
  • Trevor: #DentureDonald slurs through a White House address
  • The Late Show Coral Ensemble: Robert Mueller’s 12 Days Of Christmas
  • Seth Meyers: Rick Perry and the Department of Energy
  • The Late Show: More Jerusalem declarations from the State Department
  • Stephen: Michael Flynn colluded during Трамп’s inauguration
  • Conan: Dan Rather points out that Трамп isn’t much of a reader
  • James Corden: Vice President Mike Pence is such a narc
  • Seth Meyers: The tiny voice in the back of Dotard Трамп’s head: “You’re not normal”
  • Daily Show: Трамп’s best words
  • Late Night: One mayor’s courage
  • Stephen: Lewandowski book reveals much about candidate Трамп
  • Jimmy Kimmel explains the Трамп—Flynn scandal using Star Wars
  • Seth Meyers: The tiny voice in the back of Трамп’s head, “You’re not good at this job”
  • Stephen: Junior wants more privilege?
  • Conan: White House ethics lawyer’s last day
  • James Cordon: So Трамп doesn’t write the Tweets admitting crimes?
  • Seth Meyers: Al Franken resigns and Don Jr. testifies before Congress
  • WaPo Fact Check: What happened between Flynn, Трамп and Comey? The Fact Checker’s Timeline
  • Stephen: Трамп is coming for your national monuments
  • Conan with Dan Rather: This is NOT normal.
  • Seth Meyers: What Dotard Трамп really means when he talks about “crime”

Seth Meyers chats with Samantha Bee.

PsychoSuperMom: If There’s A War On Christmas (Christmas Started It!)

Trevor: https://youtu.be/gLLi6tO60LM

The GOP Tax Scam on America:

  • Stephen: Lewis Black has the ultimate “trickle down” analogy
  • Samantha Bee: The greatest tax bill ever sold
  • Jonathan Mann: Fuck these motherfuckers:

  • Conan: Handwritten additions to the GOP tax bill
  • Late Show: Christmas presents from Dotard Трамп (largely to himself)
  • Young Turks: Paul Ryan hints that now we’re coming for your medicare
  • Full Frontal: Speaking of cutting taxes for the rich
  • Stephen renames Трамп’s tax scam
  • Conan: More handwritten additions to the GOP tax bill

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Conservative affirmative action and taking down big college

VOX: NASA’s plan to save Earth from a giant asteroid.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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openthread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 12/8/17, 7:28 am

There is a problem going around Seattle. I have seen it a few times now, but I suspect that bus drivers and regular bus commuters see it more than me. I refer, of course, to men — always men — who put their ORCA Card in their front pocket and then hump the card reader when they get on the bus.

What is? But. Why? Just don’t.

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Open Thread 12-6

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 12/6/17, 7:41 am

I have been perplexed by seeing men who read about sexual assault and workplace harassment and whose takeaway is that you can’t even flirt anymore. The AP decided to add to the genera here. (h/t)

I don’t know, dudes. If you read the dozens of Weinstein stories, and your take away is I can’t ask about your weekend or compliment your haircut, maybe you shouldn’t. If you can’t tell the difference between a friendly hug and a creepy one, yeah, no hugs at work. Sorry, you don’t seem to know what harmless flirting is, so maybe don’t try it out at work.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 12/5/17, 12:00 am

DLBottle

The Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally will meet on Tuesday night for an evening of political conversation over drinks. Please stop by!

We meet every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the small room at the back of the tavern beginning about 8pm.





Can’t make it to Seattle? Check out one of the 242 chapters of Living Liberally, including 23 in Washington state, five in Oregon and three in Idaho. Find, or go out and start, a chapter near you.

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Open thread, 12-4

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 12/4/17, 7:25 am

At what point does Hillary Clinton have the right to sue Donald Trump for slander? I think making up lies about her lying to the FBI must cross a line. She’s a private citizen now. She isn’t running for anything.

There are protections for some presidential actions that would end up in court if they weren’t President. High crimes and misdemeanors are handled by Congress, for example. But this sort of slander is civil, so perhaps it can proceed.

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HA Bible Study: Exodus 21:20-21

by Goldy — Sunday, 12/3/17, 6:00 am

Exodus 21:20-21
If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property.

Discuss.

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