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Open Thread: The Dotard’s Last State of the Union Address

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The Dotard is in the middle of an impeachment trial for abusing is office and obstructing Congress. Yet…here we are about to hear him tell us about the state of the U.S.A. Isn’t that a bit like having Harvey Weinstein deliver an address on the state of the American family?

6:03: I’m at the Roanoke watching the SOTU on CNN. “Трамп entering house chamber” sounds like The Dotard is in the midst of some kind of sexual assault.

6:07: The nutburgers are chanting “four more years!”, turning an official state function into a redneck campaign rally.

6:13: So far, just a bunch of slogans strung together with no real content.

6:24: Just 20 minutes in and Трамп is dipping his toes in xenophobia.

6:31: Good point…

6:31: “Space Force” is a brand new branch of the military except that it is largely a renamed sub-branch of the Air Force.

6:35: When is Трамп calling out Thomas Edison?

6:38: I think Трамп prefers that children go to a failing private school. (“I love the uneducated!”)

6:41: Quick…someone ask Трамп to name one historical Black college or university.

6:42: Трамп claims he will protect coverage for pre-existing conditions WHILE HE IS IN COURT TRYING TO GET RID OF COVERAGE FOR PRE-EXISTING CONDITIONS!

6:44: Can someone please shout, “You Lie!”

6:46: A wall is being built? WHO PAID FOR IT!?!?!

6:51: I threw up in my mouth with this Rush Limbaugh bullshit. That dishonors everyone who has actually earned the metal.

6:54: Wait…I’m confused…is The Dotard claiming he is responsible for delivering a premature infant? Or is he just doing an “Amazing Facts” reality show?

6:59: Трамп spews bullshit about honoring law enforcement. I guess he means unless they are from the FBI.

7:14: …still waiting for The Dotard to boast about all he has done for Puerto Rico.

7:16: This is a reminder that Трамп is still on trial for abusing power and obstructing Congress. Why the fuck is he addressing Congress?

7:26: What a fucking whimp this Трамп is. He had to read everything from a teleprompter. I guess we can call him the teleprompter President.

7:55: SOTU in a nutshell: White supremacist takes credit for the accomplishments of a Black man.

Comments

  4. 4

    Only four more of these to go after tonite, y’all.

    You really think so? You don’t think it might be like 8 or 12 more years? What the fuck did they teach you in med school?

  5. 5

    Bob, you effectiveness as a troll is diminishing. You are like the wicked witch of the West and melting…I’m melting, I’m melting.

  7. 7

    @ 5

    Bob, you effectiveness as a troll is diminishing.

    This is, of course, offset by the clear evidence that the effectiveness of the Democrat party is diminishing even more quickly, gman.

    I don’t have to outrun the bear. I merely need to outrun you.

  8. 8

    I merely need to outrun you.

    Just watch wear you are running because if not you just might get hit by a car, literally speaking. Look both ways. Don’t run after the ball across the street.

  9. 9

    Candidate Delegates Percent Count
    Pete Buttigieg 10 26.9% 363

    Bernie Sanders 10 25.1% 338

    Elizabeth Warren 4 18.3% 246

    Joe Biden 0 15.6% 210

  11. 11

    Silence beats anything else they might choose as a response.

    Mollie
    @MZHemingway

    “Trump making Democrats sit in silence while he rewards Medal of Freedom to a crying guy with cancer. The man has powerful political instincts.” — message from a fellow journalist.

    7:09 PM · Feb 4, 2020

    Like the POS who put this on a Wikipedia page of MOF recipients, for instance:

    Hatemonger
    Recipient Year President
    Rush Limbaugh 2020 Donald J. Trump

    This is how y’all gonna git more Trump.

  12. 12

    Well, there’s one thing we know with certainty – Donald Trump and Nancy Pelosi absolutely hate each other’s guts.

  13. 13

    Because Greta Thunberg was unavailable.

    7:16: This is a reminder that Трамп is still on trial for abusing power and obstructing Congress. Why the fuck is he addressing Congress?

  14. 14

    Class acts all around.

    Salvador Hernandez✔
    @SalHernandez

    Pelosi RIPS the state of the union copy right after President Trump finishes

    7:27 PM – Feb 4, 2020

  15. 15

    I don’t have to outrun the bear. I merely need to outrun you.

    He still doesn’t get it.

    Since 2016 he’s needed to outrun Trump first.
    Only after that can he afford to worry about the rest of us.

  16. 16

    Last I checked bot-farm hadn’t even outrun Michael Flynn.

    Stone sentencing in a couple of weeks and that line continues to grow.

  17. 17

    At the national level and in some areas like Seattle, Portland and San Francisco, the Democrats are doing their level best, unintentionally, to get Trump re-elected.

  18. 18

    Shortbus wouldn’t know it, but time and election history tells us again and again the the “toughest” opponent from the other side is not the one you’d almost vote for yourself.

    It’s a hard lesson to learn.

    The Republican who repeatedly brags about a lengthy history of violent sexual assaults against women, cuts medicaid, limits access to health insurance for the working poor, and gives giant tax cuts to billionaires is certainly going to be a tough opponent for Democrats.
    Let’s not forget to return the favor.

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