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by Will — Wednesday, 7/25/07, 3:56 pm

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  1. 1

    wes.in.wa spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 4:50 pm

    I can’t embed it for you, but the link would work with the space missing, thus: What Matters

  2. 2

    SeattleJew spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 5:38 pm

    Where is Roger Rabbit when we need someone to talk about hares?

  3. 3

    proud leftist spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 5:54 pm

    Brilliant piece. Self-deprecating while making a point. Let’s see a Republican do that.

  4. 4

    michael spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 6:20 pm

    It took me a sec to get it. Wonderful piece.

  5. 5

    RightEqualsStupid spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 6:21 pm

    Mission accomplished – as long as your mission is to send a bunch of other people’s kids to fight on your behalf while making a complete mockery of the Constitution.

  6. 6

    Proud To Be An Ass spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 7:22 pm

    “Brilliant piece.”

    What? John Edwards wears a toupe? Yikes! :)

  7. 7

    Democrat times of new york exposed spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 7:31 pm

    Don’t cha just love liberal bias??

    http://www.nytimes.com/glogin?.....Q25Q22-m8L

    “The war in Iraq is the single most important ongoing news story right now. Public opinion about the war is a critical part of that story. That’s why when we had a poll finding about the war that we could not explain, we went back and did another poll on the very same subject. We wanted to make sure we had gotten it right.
    It turns out we had gotten it right. Support for the initial invasion of Iraq, as measured by a question The New York Times/CBS News poll has asked since December 2003, increased modestly compared to two months ago.”

    They couldn’t believe their own poll so they did it again. Guess when you’re not satisfied with the result keep trying until you get what you want. At least they admit they were doing their best to keep the war unpopular.

    “The polling took place during a week when there was no shortage of news about the war. Congress was debating the war, the Bush administration issued a report saying the Iraqi government had failed to meet many of the benchmarks it was supposed to meet and prominent Republicans were distancing themselves from Mr. Bush on the conflict. . . .”

    Just imagine if there was no liberal bias in the media.

  8. 8

    klake spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 7:47 pm

    [Deleted –Darryl]

  9. 9

    headless lucy spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 7:55 pm

    What’s so surprising about peopole remembering they were for the INITIAL invasion? Idiot. Maybe honesty confuses you?

  10. 10

    Mark The Redneck Goldstein spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 7:56 pm

    How the fuck can Senator Dingbat be the fucking “lead architect” of a spending bill, and come up empty fucking handed for the taxpayers that she purports to “represent”.

    http://www.thenewstribune.com/.....17925.html

    Could it be that she’s so fucking stoopid, that even her moonbat comrades regard her as just another fucking useful idiot? It’s must be bad enough for her to be a useful idiot, but can you imagine being the MOST USEFUL IDIOT?

    And you guys talk about bush being stupid? Geez…

  11. 11

    Mark The Redneck Goldstein spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 8:00 pm

    Minimum wage went up today to $5.65 per hour. Remember when LiarFuckingCantwell was out there saying it was gonna be $2.35?

    LMAO…

    What a lying sack of shit fucking idiot.

    And say… when are the hearings about her giving taxpayer money to her fuck buddy. What happened to that? Sounds like a “culture of corruption” to me.

  12. 12

    Mark The Redneck Goldstein spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 8:04 pm

    Speaking of global warming…

    We’re 1/3 of the way through the “hurricane season” and there have been…ummm… ZERO hurricanes so far. None.

    And if I remember correctly, there were…umm… none last year either.

    So if your gawd algore was right, shouldn’t the southeast be sorta… you know… flat?

  13. 13

    K spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 8:05 pm

    MTR-

    Perhaps you are too used to the Republican method of lawmaking. The bill allocates funds according to risk. It is not a pork barrel rewarding home constituents.

    If you’re so smart, why aren’t you in the Senate?

  14. 14

    K spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 8:05 pm

    And once again MTR repeats the lie @ 12

  15. 15

    K spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 8:09 pm

    Chi square those hurricanes, Mark. Then talk to me about the equilibrium between atmospheric carbon dioxide and dissolved carbonates in the ocean. Give me the implications on pH. Consider trends in fishery populations in the North Pacific with emphasis on species being found beyond historic northern limits.

    Then take a hike.

  16. 16

    Mark The Redneck Goldstein spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 8:10 pm

    K – so why is Senator Dingbat complaining? I’m not taking a position. Just wondering why we have the 5 time winner of the “No Rocket Scientist” award “representing” us.

  17. 17

    K spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 8:10 pm

    And poor silly Klake still cannot deal with grammar outside his cut and paste posts.

  18. 18

    Mark The Redneck Goldstein spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 8:12 pm

    Speaking of lies…

    Bill Clinton was impeached and disbarred because he LIED to a grand jury in a failed attempt to conceal a pattern of predatory behavior in connection with a felony assault case that he settled for $800,000.

    Can ya imagine being so fucking dishonest, that ya can’t even be a lawyer?Mar

  19. 19

    Darcy Burnedout, another useful idiot spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 8:15 pm

    “I want to present a hypothetical here. I know this would not happen, but I’ll offer a compromise, the Limbaugh compromise, to the Democrats in the Senate and in the House… I will agree to pull our troops out of Iraq if you Democrats will agree to my conditions after the defeat… When al-Qa’ida celebrates after we pull out, after we admit defeat, every TV image of al-Qa’ida celebrating must be a split screen. On one side, al-Qa’ida celebrating; on the other side, I want pictures of Harry Reid and Chuck Schumer and Carl Levin smiling and congratulating themselves. When al-Qa’ida slaughters Iraqis after we pull out and we see the pictures of this on TV, every TV image must show a split screen. On one side of the screen, the bloody slaughter scenes; on the other side of the screen, pictures of smiling Harry Reid, smiling Chuck Schumer, smiling Carl Levin congratulating each other with big laughs… I think that’s a reasonable compromise, and I’ve offered it here in all sincerity. If the left will agree to this compromise, I will join them in calling for a pullout from Iraq.” –Rush Limbaugh

  20. 20

    K spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 8:15 pm

    MTR @16- If you want to understand what she said, go to the source. She was criticizing the allocation based on last year’s Republican votes. She has worked to correct such foolishness with a risk based allocation.

    “U.S. Senator Patty Murray (D-WA) criticized an announcement made today by the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) that Washington state would receive substantially less in Homeland Security Grant funding than it received last year. The 2007 funding level, which was passed by last year’s Republican majority, represents an overall reduction of nearly $3.3 million in Homeland Security Grants for Washington state.”
    http://murray.senate.gov/news.cfm?id=279273

  21. 21

    K spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 8:19 pm

    @19

    How about we show pictures of Bush smirking in his flight suit with the mission accomplished sign split screen with the funerals of young Americans?

    How about we repeat his exhortations for Americans to go shopping in the wake of September 11?

    How about we run the tapes of retired generals opposing the course taken with the president claiming he listens to the Generals?

  22. 22

    Darcy Burnedout, another useful idiot spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 8:19 pm

    http://neveryetmelted.com/?p=2791

  23. 23

    Mark The Redneck Goldstein spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 8:25 pm

    Hey Darcy – Can you give us an update on the goings on in your homeowners association?

    I was wondering about the tulips vs daffodils issue. Can you update?

    Also, can you share a bit on how your activities on the ames lake HOA board have prepared you to work at the federal level?

  24. 24

    Darcy Burnedout, another useful idiot spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 8:25 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/2qohwl

  25. 25

    K spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 8:26 pm

    @ 22

    So what. Some clown posts a picture and it’s supposed to mean something? See my post @ 15. Tell me about the carbonate/bicarbonate equilibrium. Discuss atmospheric carbon dioxide levels. Explain to me why even the Bush administration is now acknowledging climate change.

    http://www.esrl.noaa.gov/gmd/c.....tml#global

  26. 26

    K spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 8:29 pm

    I’ve got some better things to do, but feel free to keep making stuff up.

  27. 27

    Darcy Burnedout, another useful idiot spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 8:33 pm

    Mark, The Ames Lakes HOA had the audacity to FIRE ME!

    Gawd, they said along with the unwanted publicity I was bringing to the neighborhood I was bringing some unseemly riff-raff!

    They said I was collectivly embarassing them AND single handedly bringing down the property values… as if!

    What do they know? They are just another in a long line of moronic 8th district HilterBush lovers.

    I know better… neither tulips nor daffodils! The went with hyacinths!

    Aaaand, hmpf! They chose neither tulips nor daffodils! The went with hyacinths!

    What prepares me to work on a national level?

    Well, I WANT IT!
    IT\’S MINE, MINE, MINE DAMMIT.

    I WANT IT, I DESERVE IT AND THOSE IDIOTS IN THE 8TH BETTER GIVE IT TO ME…

  28. 28

    Mark The Redneck Goldstein spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 8:34 pm

    Folded like a house of cards…

    Thanks k-hole….

  29. 29

    YLB spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 8:35 pm

    Flakey Klake represents the true mentality of wingnuts. If you really want to understand the 25 percent dead-ender crowd read Flakey Klake.

    MTR, Doofus, Darcy-Hater – their style is just dressing on flakey klakey windows.

  30. 30

    Mark The Redneck Goldstein spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 8:37 pm

    Darc – You gotta be fucking kidding me !!!!!!!! Hyacinths?????? WTF???? Gawd… those things are dreadful. Is there anything that can do to get tulips back?

    I agree with you though… even though you’re an empty skirt… at least you’re a skirt…

    you sure got my vote…

  31. 31

    Another TJ spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 8:42 pm

    We’re 1/3 of the way through the “hurricane season” and there have been…ummm… ZERO hurricanes so far. None.

    And if I remember correctly, there were…umm… none last year either.

    You don’t remember correctly. Look up the truth and get back to us.

  32. 32

    KingBud spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 8:56 pm

    MTRG: You should have said:

    There were no hurricanes that made US landfall. Only three Tropical storms made US landfall with one just brushing New England.

  33. 33

    Lee spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 9:09 pm

    Wow, I think the new commenting rules have made Open Threads even worse than before. What a full supply of crazy we have here.

  34. 34

    gop lies spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 9:18 pm

    Roger Rabbit has never posted an off-topic comment on HA, and never will. That’s because all of Goldy’s threads boil down to one thing:

    REPUBLICANS SUCK!

    and all of my comments boil down to the same thing, Republicans suck! So how can I be off topic? If you don’t like my comments, suck my bunny dick! For a good time, call 1-900-SUCK-ROG. All proceeds go to the Help Roger Rabbit Live Like a Republican Fund.

  35. 35

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 9:19 pm

    #34 was posted by Roger Rabbit.

  36. 36

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 9:22 pm

    @11 “Mark The Redneck Goldstein says: Minimum wage went up today to $5.65 per hour. Remember when LiarFuckingCantwell was out there saying it was gonna be $2.35?”

    There’s a very simple explanation for this, Mark Retardo. To wit: Cantwell WON and the cheap labor conservatives’ candidate, Road Kill McGavick, LOST. Here’s a news flash for ya: 62% of Washington voters don’t like candidates who want to let bosses steal from the waitress tip jar.

  37. 37

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 9:23 pm

    Republicans can take NO credit for the minimum wage going up to $5.65. The reason it went up to $5.65 is because the former GOP majority is now in jail.

  38. 38

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 9:25 pm

    Speaking of jail, it looks like there’s going to be an investigation of whether Gonzo committed PERJURY in his testimony to Congress. If he did, that’s a FELONY, and the joke who passes himself off as the “attorney general” of the Bushevik gangster regime will be in jail along with his crooked GOP congressmen buddies. This is gonna be fun. Eat shit, wingnut anti-American fascist pigfuckers!

  39. 39

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 9:26 pm

    @33 Not to worry, Roger Rabbit has returned from vacation and will make short work of the trolls.

  40. 40

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 9:27 pm

    @12 Hey Redneck! How do ya like this ICE AGE we’re having? Pay your gambling debt, freeloader!

  41. 41

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 9:30 pm

    @18 If you’re against lying and dishonesty, then I assume you’ll have no objection if we impeach and remove from office the following individuals for doing the same thing?

    George W. Bush
    Dickless Cheney
    Alberto Gonzales
    Condisleazy Rice
    Other names to be added to this list as they occur to me

  42. 42

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 9:32 pm

    Personally, I think the idea of trying to control the trolls with posting rules is ridiculous. You have to kill them.*

    * Just kidding! This is a test of Ann Coulter humor. Test test test test test

  43. 43

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 9:33 pm

    @16 Glad you asked — because her little finger has more smarts than you and all the rest of our state’s Republicans put together.

  44. 44

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 9:35 pm

    Hey Redneck! If wingnuts are so smart, how come they haven’t been able to elect a wingnut to statewide office since Slade Gorton got his ass handed to him by Maria Cantwell?

  45. 45

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 9:36 pm

    @21 I have a better idea. How about if we impeach and indict every Republican official, elected or otherwise, who has committed perjury?

  46. 46

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 9:40 pm

    I see in the news that a blue-ribbon commission has recommended changes to the VA. How about appointing a blue-ribbon commission to investigate why Bush and his underlings fucked up the VA in the first place?

    This war has been going on over 4 years now, and the Bush regime is just now getting around to worrying about wounded veterans? Why didn’t Bush do these things 4 years ago? I mean, it’s not like he didn’t know a war was coming, and there would be wounded veterans to take care of. It kind of looks like he just didn’t care about veterans.

  47. 47

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 9:42 pm

    As for Tony Snowjob, he’s laughable as the Busheviks’ propaganda minister.

  48. 48

    klake spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 9:44 pm

    This is the Plan that the Democrats support to end the war in the Middle East and surrender to Al Qaeda.

    [Copied article deleted — Darryl]

    http://www.albasrah.net/pages/.....38;lapage=../en_articles_2007/0207/saeed_050207.htm

  49. 49

    Dan Rather spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 9:45 pm

    @18 If you’re against lying and dishonesty, then I assume you’ll have no objection if we impeach and remove from office the following individuals for doing the same thing?

    George W. Bush
    Dickless Cheney
    Alberto Gonzales
    Condisleazy Rice
    Other names to be added to this list as they occur to me

    What lies? Just because you repeat some made up crap over and over doesn’t make it a lie. The Clinton administration always stonewalled the investigations. Take this for example:

    ARKANSAS ALTZHEIMER’S
    Number of times that Clinton figures who testified in court or before Congress said that they didn’t remember, didn’t know, or something similar.
    Bill Kennedy 116
    Harold Ickes 148
    Ricki Seidman 160
    Bruce Lindsey 161
    Bill Burton 191
    Mark Gearan 221
    Mack McLarty 233
    Neil Egglseston 250
    Hillary Clinton 250
    John Podesta 264
    Jennifer O’Connor 343
    Dwight Holton 348
    Patsy Thomasson 420
    Jeff Eller 697

  50. 50

    klake spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 9:46 pm

    klake says:

    [Deleted –Darryl]

    07/25/2007 at 7:47 pm
    Miss Darryl how about making you case for the Deleted or did you dislike the subject matter? It is an open tread or are you the PC cop?

  51. 51

    headless lucy spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 9:47 pm

    re 37: The minimum wage is slated to go up $2.35 in increments over a few years.

  52. 52

    klake spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 9:49 pm

    OH I FORGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Roger is the Minister for Public Enlightenment and Propaganda for the Socialist Democrats Party today just like Paul Joseph Goebbels was in Hitler Germany. His Nazi friends taught him the trade when he visited them in jail.

  53. 53

    headless lucy spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 9:50 pm

    The wingnuts are at it again: repeating the same stale canards that have been refuted 1,ooo times or more. I’m not even going to bother replying to them anymore.

    I just hope Gody bans the dumb bastards.

  54. 54

    Dan Rather spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 9:51 pm

    A repub get hung up by his toes if he stated he didn’t recall something once. It’s surprising these donk criminals even remember their own name. 697 times..

    President Clinton = most corrupt president ever.

  55. 55

    headless lucy spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 9:54 pm

    re 54: I hope you get banned for being a pest. You are like a prattling 9 year old.

  56. 56

    Dan Rather spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 9:58 pm

    55

    Ah, you just can’t handle the truth. It is a shame you teach kids. Your students deserve better.

  57. 57

    klake spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 10:01 pm

    1. headless lucy says:
    re 54: I hope you get banned for being a pest. You are like a prattling 9 year old.
    07/25/2007 at 9:54 pm

    Well Miss Lucy which rule did you violate today?
    So as of this moment I am imposing new policies regarding comment thread moderation. The following type of comments will no longer be tolerated:
    • Deliberately off-topic comments (except in “open threads”), as well as pointless comments on these comments.
    • Deliberately repetitive comments, particularly those intended to repeat and a reinforce slander that has already been sufficiently debunked.
    • Large chunks of cut-and-paste from copyrighted works or other blogs and comment threads.
    • Blatant sock puppetry.

  58. 58

    chadt spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 10:02 pm

    We deserve better than psychopaths like Rather. It’s too bad that even his lobotomy failed. They failed to note that what passes for a cerebral cortex in him is located at the other end.

  59. 59

    chadt spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 10:04 pm

    Welcome back Roger. No doubt that you’re no longer herbivorous.

  60. 60

    chadt spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 10:06 pm

    OTOH, Klake’s lobotomy was TOO successful…..

  61. 61

    Mark The Redneck Goldstein spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 10:08 pm

    Hey Loocy – Is minimum wage like checkers?

  62. 62

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 10:13 pm

    @7 “Don’t cha just love liberal bias??”

    As a matter of fact, yes, I do! I find liberal bias infinitely preferable to conservative bias. Got a problem with that? Here’s my customer service number: 1-800-FUCK-YOU.

  63. 63

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 10:13 pm

    Why do wingnuts believe only conservatives should be biased?

  64. 64

    Darryl spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 10:15 pm

    Klake @ 50

    “Miss Darryl how about making you case for the Deleted or did you dislike the subject matter?”

    Okay…but just this once because it will be educational.

    “It is an open tread or are you the PC cop?”

    Apparently you misunderstand the rules. In open threads, any topic goes, it is true. But Goldy’s other rules still apply in open threads.

    Here are the rules:

    So as of this moment I am imposing new policies regarding comment thread moderation. The following type of comments will no longer be tolerated:

    1. Deliberately off-topic comments (except in “open threads”), as well as pointless comments on these comments.
    2. Deliberately repetitive comments, particularly those intended to repeat and a reinforce slander that has already been sufficiently debunked.
    3. Large chunks of cut-and-paste from copyrighted works or other blogs and comment threads.
    4. Blatant sock puppetry.

    It was my considered opinion that your comment consisted of a large quantity of copied text written by someone else, in violation of rule 3.

    (Helpful hint: comment threads are for you to post your comments…not someone else’s writings.)

  65. 65

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 10:16 pm

    @54 “President Clinton = most corrupt president ever.”

    Not even close to Ulysses S. Grant, Richard Nixon, George W. Bush, and several other Republicans I can think of.

  66. 66

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 10:16 pm

    @54 Notice how the wingnuts’ answer to Republican corruption is “Clinton did it, too”?

  67. 67

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 10:17 pm

    @61 First pay your gambling debt, then we’ll discuss your personal issues.

  68. 68

    chadt spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 10:19 pm

    Roger 66

    That’s because they can’t spell Ulysses.

  69. 69

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 10:19 pm

    @64 Of course klake pirates material. You don’t expect an insentient blob of protoplasm to write its own material, do you?

  70. 70

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 10:19 pm

    klake is a nazi

  71. 71

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 10:20 pm

    @68 They can’t even spell words like “the” and “toe” and “and”.

  72. 72

    chadt spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 10:20 pm

    Nazis had SOME brain cells…

  73. 73

    Darryl spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 10:30 pm

    Hey Klake,

    Check out the comment thread on the previous post. I deleted one of Roger Rabbit’s comments. I’m an equal opportunity Comment Thread Cop.

  74. 74

    chadt spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 10:37 pm

    It’d be better if you just deleted klake, but 0-0=?
    I guess it’s just not feasible….

  75. 75

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 10:41 pm

    @73 You can’t stop me! I’m reposting that comment here, and you can’t delete it because this is an open thread!

  76. 76

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 10:41 pm

    MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH

  77. 77

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 10:44 pm

    What’s with this “fair and balanced” horseshit, anyway? Is this, or is this not, a liberal blog? If it’s a liberal blog, then why should liberal posters have to follow the same rules as trolls? Fuck the trolls! They don’t deserve to live, much less have equal privileges on HorsesAss! The only thing they’re good for is bending over to get their asses kicked.

  78. 78

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 10:44 pm

    These new policies are going to ruin HA! RUIN it! Liberal posters should be allowed to kick the trolls anytime we feel like it.

  79. 79

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 10:45 pm

    @74 I think the math works like this:

    0 – klake = nothing to the trillionth power

  80. 80

    Dan Rather spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 10:53 pm

    @54 Notice how the wingnuts’ answer to Republican corruption is “Clinton did it, too”?

    Oh realllly. Name me which repub did something like this:

    1. Clinton scandals:
    Admited Perjury
    White Water
    Travel Gate
    China Gate
    Rose Law firm billing record
    Trooper Gate
    Monica Lewinski
    Vince Foster
    Juanita Brodrick-RAPE
    Paula Jones
    Lincoln Bedroom Gate
    FBI file gate
    Pardons for donations
    Vandal Gate-Trashing of White house when leaving
    And this is one guy and I can name more.

  81. 81

    Dan Rather spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 10:55 pm

    Or a repub administration that did something like this:

    1. CRIME STATS
    – Number of individuals and businesses associated with the Clinton machine who have been convicted of or pleaded guilty to crimes: 47
    – Number of these convictions during Clinton’s presidency: 33
    – Number of indictments/misdemeanor charges: 61
    – Number of congressional witnesses who have pleaded the Fifth Amendment, fled the country to avoid testifying, or (in the case of foreign witnesses) refused to be interviewed: 122
    Number of Starr-Ray investigation convictions or guilty pleas (including one governor, one associate attorney general and two Clinton business partners): 14
    – Number of Clinton Cabinet members who came under criminal investigation: 5

  82. 82

    Dan Rather spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 10:56 pm

    Or a repub adminstration which had as many convictions like this:

    1. CLINTON MACHINE CRIMES
    FOR WHICH CONVICTIONS
    HAVE BEEN OBTAINED
    Drug trafficking (3), racketeering, extortion, bribery (4), tax evasion, kickbacks, embezzlement (2), fraud (12), conspiracy (5), fraudulent loans, illegal gifts (1), illegal campaign contributions (5), money laundering (6), perjury, obstruction of justice.

  83. 83

    Broadway Joe spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 10:57 pm

    54:

    Hey dumbass, if Clinton was the most corrupt president ever, tell me please, who died as a direct result of his lies? Hm?

  84. 84

    Dan Rather spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 10:58 pm

    Or this:

    The only president ever impeached on grounds of personal malfeasance
    – Most number of convictions and guilty pleas by friends and associates*
    – Most number of cabinet officials to come under criminal investigation
    – Most number of witnesses to flee country or refuse to testify
    – Most number of witnesses to die suddenly
    – First president sued for sexual harassment.
    – First president accused of rape.
    – First first lady to come under criminal investigation
    – Largest criminal plea agreement in an illegal campaign contribution case
    – First president to establish a legal defense fund.
    – First president to be held in contempt of court
    – Greatest amount of illegal campaign contributions
    – Greatest amount of illegal campaign contributions from abroad
    – First president disbarred from the US Supreme Court and a state court

  85. 85

    Broadway Joe spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 10:58 pm

    C’mon bitch, who died?

  86. 86

    Dan Rather spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 11:00 pm

    [Deleted — Darryl]

  87. 87

    Broadway Joe spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 11:03 pm

    Sounds like just another day with the Bush Crime Family, dumbass. Puh-leeze. The talking points are as old and stale as Cheney’s dick (I made a funny!) Just remember that the death toll of the worst serial killer in world history, YOUR PRESIDENT, NOT MINE, is still growing. You are facing extinction, and fiddling while the world burns.

  88. 88

    Dan Rather spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 11:06 pm

    Broadway Joe says:

    C’mon bitch, who died?

    Oh, glad you mentioned that. President Clinton also holds the record with the most witnesses who suddenly disappeared. I wonder how many of them enlisted. hehehehehe

  89. 89

    Broadway Joe spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 11:07 pm

    And I hold the key to your doom in my hands. It is my right to vote, and I shall exercise it on Nov. 4, 2008 to erase you from history.

    The righty troll: The Laszlo Toth of the Digital Era, only serious. Or at least trying to be. Don Novello would be proud of you, if he weren’t revolted by you.

  90. 90

    Broadway Joe spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 11:09 pm

    Stale Dan, very stale. Please try to do better with what little time you have left.

    tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick………

  91. 91

    Dan Rather spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 11:17 pm

    And I hold the key to your doom in my hands. It is my right to vote, and I shall exercise it on Nov. 4, 2008 to erase you from history.

    You better hope you have more people with you than who currently approve of the democrat congress. It maybe a long day for you come Nov 2008. Hehehe

  92. 92

    Broadway Joe spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 11:20 pm

    Oh Danny, you are just so CUTE when you’re coming to the slow realization that your time is almost up. The Blue Tsunami is coming, Dan. Building strength in our oceans of discontent. Gathering speed. And on Nov. 4, 2008, it will land upon our shores and scour the land of your stink. You will find your self adrift upon a sea of irrelevance.

    What are you going to do about it? resign yourself to your fate and slink away to your basement and dream of taking up arms agianst the Zionist Occupation Government? Or actually do something about it, and get your 15 minutes of fame as you’re hauled off to jail?

    tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick…….

  93. 93

    Broadway Joe spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 11:22 pm

    Godd night, Danny boy. Dream of the Blue Tsunami.

  94. 94

    Broadway Joe spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 11:23 pm

    God help me, I REALLY need to learn to type!

    tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick……..

  95. 95

    Dan Rather spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 11:32 pm

    92

    Yeah yeah. I will bring an umbrella. We have been hearing that since 1980. You win one mid term election and you think your barn busters. Of course I cant blame you, you dems have been losing for a long time. The saving grace for us repubs is that you dems are libs. Any victory will be short lived because eventually the truth will come out. You libs have to act liberal at some time, and that is when the slaughter happens.

  96. 96

    Yer Killin Me spews:

    Wednesday, 7/25/07 at 11:56 pm

    Ah, it’s so nice seeing Roger back munching carrots, kicking troll butt and taking troll names.

    That’s a killer commercial, by the way.

  97. 97

    Yer Killin Me spews:

    Thursday, 7/26/07 at 12:00 am

    78

    Fair is fair, Rog. The rules apply to both sides around here. We liberals should have free rein to kick wingnut trolls’ asses, and conservatives should feel free to kick wingnut trolls’ asses too.

  98. 98

    YLB spews:

    Thursday, 7/26/07 at 6:54 am

    From the previous thread:

    Stefan Sharkansky says:

    I don’t care who wins the Democrat primary in this race. But I will have a bit of smug satisfaction in fall 2008 when all of you Darcy fans have to eat sh*t and campaign for a formerly nominal Republican turned nominal Democrat who supports photo ID at the polls, opposes the death tax and supports charter schools. tee-hee.

    What a prick! Less brains than doofus.

  99. 99

    RightEqualsStupid spews:

    Thursday, 7/26/07 at 7:41 am

    Steffy – there’s no shit left to eat. You ate (and seemed to enjoy) every bite when you pimped the whole trumped up voter fraud deal and took it in the ass from your Publican judge in your Publican county finding the only fraud coming from Publican voters. You’re a one-trick pony and a transvestite pony at that.

  100. 100

    headless lucy spews:

    Thursday, 7/26/07 at 8:07 am

    Dan……. You are tiresome. I hope you get banned. Prattle on, now!

  101. 101

    Milo spews:

    Thursday, 7/26/07 at 9:05 am

    Touche for Mr. Edwards.

  102. 102

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 7/26/07 at 9:54 am

    @88 et al.

    Sheesh. You’re an encyclopedia of urban legends.

  103. 103

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 7/26/07 at 9:56 am

    @97 Why should be play fair with these nazi bastards?

  104. 104

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 7/26/07 at 9:56 am

    we not be

  105. 105

    My Left Foot spews:

    Thursday, 7/26/07 at 10:08 am

    I am convinced the first person/persons to be banned will be Dan Rather and Klake the flake.

    I am a betting man.

    The over/under is 12 days.

    Any takers?

  106. 106

    Free the Sock Puppet 7 spews:

    Thursday, 7/26/07 at 10:23 am

    Comrades! It is I, Chairman EnRon Sims! Actually I’m only a sock puppet, pretending to be EnRon Sims, but please let me discuss the gravest threat to public order, right-wing hate radio.

    About the unspeakable Dori Monson I will not speak. About KVI, lair of Goldstein’s godfather, Kirby Wilbur, yesterday’s assault on all-you-can-eat sushi was intolerable and will not be tolerated. Then on KTTH it was another vicious assault on all-you-can-eat sushi. Then, back on KVI, another drive-by of hate speech against all-you-can-eat sushi. This hate crime will not be permitted in Rufus King County.

    Because the public airwaves are a public trust, I decree that KVI, KTTH, and those moonbat Christians down the dial will broadcast only Webb/Hart weekend reruns, weekend Goldstein (whose continued proximity to Wilbur will not be allowed … we’ll be watching you VERY closely), and — for fairness and balance, Monday thru Friday — my personal sock-puppet poodle, lefty little Mercer Island left-wing elitist, Dave Ross, a centrist.

    (Tune in today, 11:00, when Ross discusses the phantom separation of mosque and state. Our public schools are a public trust. The will be allowed or required to accommodate the special spiritual needs of an oppressed minority. Have a problem with that (and the ACLU doesn’t have a problem with that)? Blame it on Christian fundamentalists.)

  107. 107

    Free the Sock Puppet 7 spews:

    Thursday, 7/26/07 at 10:36 am

    Comrades! There is an epidemic of obese sock-puppetry on the new, improved HA. Persons here purport to be persons they are not. Dean Logan, brought back from outer darkness (California), assures me that Roger Rabbit is not registered to vote in Rufus King County. Because all real animals are registered to vote in King County, the unregistered Roger Rabbit does not exist.

    Nor is RightEqualsStupid registered to vote in King County, a pity, since this entity’s head is clearly in the “right” place (waaaaay to the Left!) and would be gladly permitted to vote from every mailbox, graveyard, and rescue mission we’ve got. Hint, hint. ACORN will be “right” over … just tell us what brand of butts you prefer.

    (And it that Shark bully tries again to push his dorsal fin into my personal public business, I’ll just have a very serious snit. Sharks eat Goldyfish? Not in MY county, no way.)

  108. 108

    Yer Killin Me spews:

    Thursday, 7/26/07 at 10:41 am

    103

    I told you how we should be fair to the traitors. If any of the righty trolls around here wants to kick the ass of Flakey Klakey, Mark the Welsher, Doofus, Auntie Schizoid or any of their traitor friends, I say let ’em.

  109. 109

    Osama Obama spews:

    Thursday, 7/26/07 at 10:51 am

    Yeah, but what about KOS beating up the girl? Mr. Goldstein says that phone-sex Bill has no standing to say that KOS (sliming and maligning the lovely & gracious Hillary) is evil. But I say that HA, which posted an obscene rant against Our Laura, has no standing to attack O’Reilly. Really.

    (And I have no right to call myself Osama Obama, since Ted Kennedy said it first, but we’re not supposed to talk about Ted Kennedy here. My bad.)

  110. 110

    Daddy Love spews:

    Thursday, 7/26/07 at 12:08 pm

    16 MTR

    K @ 20 is correct. The DHS cut grant funding this year for WA state from what it was last year. Senator Murray is working on the funding bill for next year. Last year was 2006. This year is 2007. Next year is 2008. We number the years so that any one of us can keep track, but for you that’s clearly not working. Do you have any suggestions for how we can more effectively indicate to you what year it is, or a scheme by which you can tell one from the other, or perhaps even perform simple calculations?

  111. 111

    Another TJ spews:

    Thursday, 7/26/07 at 3:56 pm

    Since MTR doesn’t know how many hurricanes there were last year, I’ll tell him again, as I have many times before: There were five Atlantic hurricanes, one less than average.

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