Sanford Sings.
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(There are some 60 other media clips from the past week in politics now posted at Hominid Views.)
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Gotta love this guy. “Honey, can I go see my girlfriend” is what his wife hears…
Juuuuuust another fake christian hypocrite, moralizing to other folks while cheating on his wife, spending the state’s money chasing his mistress around.
Vote values? Sure buddy. Regular old Republicon Hypocrite Values….
More original content. Less links to other sites. Stop trying to be Drudge.
– Troll out
@2 Go fuck yourself. When you start your own blog, you can run it however you like. You’re not the editor of this one.
Madoff and Stanford stole billions. BILLIONS!!! Why aren’t these guys dead? If someone stole that kind of dough from the Mafia they’d be looking for him. The rich people these guys defraud are pussies.*
* Just kidding! This whole comment is an Ann Coulter eliminationist joke.
There’s at least 2 noteworthy items in today’s Seattle Times.
Everett police blotter: Racial slurs were spray-painted on 5 cars in an incident similar to the one in Vancouver that Jon DeVore has been reporting on in this blog.
An Olympia man is under arrest after running over two kids while rushing his dog to a veterinarian after it was hit by a car. Driving at speeds of 70 to 100 mph, the man didn’t stop after hitting the kids, who were seriously injured. The veterinarian tells the media the dog didn’t survive. This unfeeling misanthrope, who loves his late dog but doesn’t give a rap about the lives of other people’s children, doesn’t deserve to live either.*
Oh yeah, btw, he was driving under the influence of alcohol when this took place. And what was his dog doing running loose in the street? Doesn’t this scofflaw know what a leash law is?
* Hey just kidding! I’m audience-testing Ann Coulter-style eliminationist jokes this morning to see how much applause they get.
I wonder if that guy listens to that crazy woman on the radio in Portland who tells her listeners that leash laws are government oppression. I wonder if his dog was running loose because he’s a rightwing nut who has convinced himself that a municipal ordinance requiring people to control their dogs is a restraint on his personal freedom equivalent to Stalinist oppression. He apparently thinks the same way about stuff like speed limits, prohibitions on drunk driving, and laws requiring people to stop at the scene of the accident after they run over kids. Well, this time his exercise of personal freedom bit him in the ass. He’s probably looking at prison time. He can think about personal freedom in there.
These people think helmet laws are government oppression, too. I’m sort of in favor of repealing helmet laws, too, but for a different reason — let ’em eliminate themselves! Good riddance!*
* Just kidding! This is another market-test of rightwing humor and philosophy.
@7
Helmet laws are stupid, nanny state govt.
I’m not kidding…anyone stupid enough to ride without a helmet gets what they earned..
Repealing the helmet law would be like pouring clorox into the gene pool…
I just love me some eliminationist humor!*
*Just kidding, of course.
@3…RR…
Go start your own blog, hypocrite. You’re not anyone’s editor – you can’t even edit yourself. All you do is leach off this blog, hiding in the bushes lacking the guts to stick a real name to several tons of vacuous, vapid, and vitriolic rantings.
The Piper
@8 “Repealing the helmet law would be like pouring clorox into the gene pool…”
No, repealing the helmet law would be pouring tax dollars into lifetime nursing home care for quadriplegics who qualify for Medicaid because they didn’t have millions of dollars of insurance coverage, which is why we have such laws, you stupid shit.
You rightwing ignoramuses spend half your lives railing against government spending, then you turn around and promote stupidities like this (in the name of “liberty” yet!) that cost the government big bucks. You really ought to do a little research to find out the reason why a particular law is on the books before you shoot from the lip.
Wingnut Target Practice
Ready, fire.
@12 Naturally our intellectually-challenged troll crew won’t get that one, so I’ll spell it out. Standard procedure is: Ready, aim, fire. Hopefully they can take it from there without further explanation.
@10 Why should I start my own blog? I don’t need my own blog because the owner of this one lets me squat here. Troll is a squatter, too, but any similarity between us ends there. He’s an officious ass who tries to run his blog whereas I mind my own business, which is bitch-slapping rightwing traitors like you.
@10,
Good post, Piper. The rodent is very much in love with himself. Guess it has to do with being a failed “guvmint” lawyer for his “career.”
It’s really funny, but the rodent put a couple of posts over on Stefan’s blog but only did so because he was in Eastern WA at a motel using the motel’s computer. You see, the rodent is worried that Stefan’s or Stefan’s folks might try to trace his IP address.
@15 “You see, the rodent is worried that Stefan’s or Stefan’s folks might try to trace his IP address.”
Which is a perfectly rational concern given the number of violent attacks by rightwing terrorists in recent weeks. Why should I make things easy for the Lunatic Right by painting a target on myself?
I think it’s a reasonable concern given the kind of people who hang out on Stefan’s pathetic little blog. For example, here’s a post on Stefan’s blog by a guy who wants terrorists to kill more innocent Americans because he thinks it’ll help Republicans win elections:
“Congratulations Speaker Pelosi, now let the bombs fall where they may. My prediction: terror attack on domestic soil passenger aircraft within the next six months. Casualties in the 2-300 range. And, unfortunately, maybe that’s just what we need. It’s obvious people don’t remember what happened 5 years ago. Posted by FullContactPolitics at November 8, 2006 10:52 AM”
http://blog.usefulwork.com/cgi.....ry_id=7430
Since there are people on Stefan’s blog who’d like to see whole airliners full of people smash into buildings, don’t you think I have a legitimate concern about getting a brick through my window or having my car keyed? See, e.g.,
http://www.komonews.com/news/archive/4131001.html
@10 When did I ever try to edit anyone, you lying* asswipe?
* Being an ex-lawyer doesn’t give you a license to lie. You lost that license when you ceased to be a lawyer.
@10 (continued) You completely misunderstand me, Pooper. Which isn’t surprising because you misinterpret everything else in the universe, too.
I don’t want you guys to go away. And I certainly don’t want to censor you! I’d be the last rabbit to shut you up. No, I want you guys to be yourselves. I want you to stand there and be a target. I may be only a dumb wild animal, but I know a good thing when I see it. Kicking and clawing and biting you traitors is too much fun to chase you away. That would be like cutting my own dick off. Why would I do that?
Clarification @14 – Substitute “Goldy’s blog” for “his blog”
@10 (continued) It’s not my fault I can’t edit myself. Goldy’s edit function doesn’t work very well, and sometimes doesn’t work at all, on my POTS line and shitty AOL software.
@10 (continued) “vitriolic rantings”
All I’ve ever done is plagiarize rightwing rantings so you guys can hear what your side sounds like. If you don’t like it, complain to the original authors.
Okay, so I steal the right’s literary material — I admit it. So what? Hearing Republicans complain about theft is funny.
Roger Rabbit has posted 72.7% of the comments on this blog. If you don’t like it, kiss my cute cottontail! For a good time, call 1-900-LICK-ROG. All monetary proceeds go directly to the Help Roger Rabbit Live Like A Republican Fund. Hey, if Stefan can suck on the county tit, why can’t I have my own 900 line?
Oh, come on Roger, Pompous Piper is good for comic relief once in a while. Unlike some of the other wingers, he’s a buffoon in addition to being an idiot.
Well, some of the others are buffoons, too, but in Piper’s case it has to be intentional since he works so hard at it…
Actually, I kind of like Piper in general. While I disagree with many of Piper’s viewpoints, at least Piper is a cut above the other trolls. Piper actually has beliefs and ideas. I may not agree with most of them – but he does not post just to tear down democrats in general – and he occasionally agrees with things.
However, the republicans, in general, are a laughingstock. When the republican house members came out with their budget plan and it had no numbers….well, let’s just say they not only looked like fools, they acted like fools.
Now the republican “leadership” in the House (Boehner and Cantor) have come out with their own detailed health care plan…..cue the laugh tracks. It is all of four pages long and …..(laugh track) contains NO DETAILS on funding or on most of the goals. Note that “leadership” is in quotations….
With a floundering and incompetent opposition, Obama can get most anything passed. Is this the best the republicans can offer?
Catcalls, insults and no real plans of their own. Are they really that incompetent?
Are they just ceding the country to the democrats because they can’t even put together their own plans?
Oh, and just a reminder. Sanford voted to impeach Clinton for “lying” about sex.
Just another republican HYPOCRITE!
@24 “Are they really that incompetent?”
I assume this is a rhetorical question. Of course they’re incompetent — they’ve just spent 8 years busting their balls proving it.
If democrats paid their taxes we would have the money for national health care. Imagine if every single one of President Bushs’ cabinet had cheated on their taxes. I have noticed half of the cars with Obama stickers the tabs are expired.
Oh no, poor Keith ESPN Reject Olbermann doesn’t like negative commentary on Daily Kurse. Told ya all he was a thin skinned prick!
Toooooooooooooooooooooo
Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny
Keith ESPN Reject Olbermann called his detractor a troll. Really Keith? Markos allows “trolls”?
Look up kwolfman and tell Puddy if that “fool” is a troll. Poor Keith ESPN Reject Olbermann.
Hey HA Libtardos, are y’all going to the Pride Parade?
Cum on you know you are looking forward to it. Take some pictures and post them on the blog guys!
Now isn’t this sweet?
Steve,
Look up David W. Ogden, Deputy Attorney General of the United States. What is missing are these facts:
— He opposed the Children’s Internet Protection Act of 2000 in court (in United States v. American Library Association)
— He challenged the Child Protection and Obscenity Enforcement Act of 1988, and the 1990 Child Protection Restoration and Penalties Enhancement Act. Ogden said requiring personal verification by porn producers that their models 18 and older would “burden too heavily and infringe too deeply on the right to produce First Amendment-protected material.”
Who knew we’d have a pro-kiddie porn lawyer as DAGoUS? Right up your alley right Steve?
Well at least he didn’t use TurboTax like Tim Geithner or had illegal aliens working for him like Nancy Killefer.
This doesn’t make libtardo MSM headlines because it’s normal expected libtardo behavior.
Steve you forgot your pal Jeffrey Rosato.
Your buddy was sentenced last month.
This doesn’t make libtardo MSM headlines because it’s normal expected libtardo behavior.
Steve,
Could this be true? Naaaaah from what Steve said those actions could only be from conservatives.
So Steve, do you think this guy is a Dummocrapt? Why Yes he is….
“Lombard allegedly used the adult Internet service to conduct his video chats. According to an affidavit in support of the arrest warrant, the Internet service indicated that Lombard’s profile “stated he was interested in “perv fam fun,” a reference to “incestuous child molestation.” The service also told investigators that a customer service complaint had been sent to the company in January 2007. A customer who had chatted with Lombard complained to the company that Lombard said he was “into incest” and had adopted two African-American children, court records said. ”
Steve, he’s one of yours!!!!!
Hmmm…? What say you ROTCODDAM?
Steve,
You and other HA libtardos can join Lombard’s Facebook Page. He need support in his “trying times”.
Poor Puddy, the entire republican leadership is reeling from sex scandals and Puddy finds some obscure Democrats and tries to equate the two situations…what a looooser!
Hey Puddy, how are those “plans” the republicans have? You know, the plans with no numbers or details? Or the anti-science global warming rejectionists? Or the flat-earthers? Or the “young earth” fools?
How does it feel to be part of the “stupid” party? The party that whines and catcalls – but can’t come up with any viable alternative plans and thinks the current health care system is just fine. The “not too bright” party of southern racists and incompetent fools.
Which part of that republican “fool” party does Puddy fit into?
Let’s see:
Puddy likes to call people names, to whine about Obama and to fail to see the big picture….so it must be the incompetent wing because Puddy is NOT a racist*.
*Although Puddy refuses to denounce actual racists (who are republican) based on some obscure formula he made up due to moral relativism.
However, Puddy is sure to denounce any democratic racists he can find (or dig back 40 years ago to find).
That is it – Puddy fits into the hypocrite party.
Steve,
What say you dude? More info on your buddy Lombard.
“It says he told the investigator “he could not molest the adopted 5-year-old child when his partner was around, however the partner was leaving for a four-day business trip the next day, which would allow him the ability to molest the child just as he did the last time his partner had left town.””
Puddy guesses this makes a strong case for gay adoption huh?
Why are white prominent university libtardo professors and professional people so prurient? Could this be another reason Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Obama hated them so much?
Same university that fielded the fake lacrosse rape charges. Three young men who’s lives are now totally destroyed.
NutsTooTight: Obscure Dummocrapts? Well you did claim you all are obscure.
Sure… Puddy showing some of the prurient side of Dummocraptism hidden by the libtardo MSM. Even the DAGoUS is a strange dude NutsTooTight. I’m sure you’d want him in a library showing your children the Internet sites. But he’s another OBSCURE DEMOCRAT!
NutsTooTight, Puddy does denounce Dummocraptic racists. The ones who skate here on HA libtardos are headless lucy and rujax. Puddy already stated what Puddy would do when 50% + 1 of the HA libtardos denounced headless. Did you denounce rujax? No?
Then shut your pie hole fool!
Puddy is sure NutsTooTight remembers that OBSCURE DEMOCRAT Thomas Athans? You know Thomas Athans, he helped launch Al Frenken[stein]’s political career. He co-founded the liberal TalkUSA Radio network, you know “Scare America”. Well he was caught soliciting a prostitute. You know something you all got sooooooooooooooo upset when a conservative did it. But who is Thomas Athans?
He is the husband of Debbie Stabenow, Dummocraptic U.S. Senator from Michigan.
Hey he’s just expanding those good old fashioned Democrat Family Values we read in the libtardo MSM!
NutsTooTight: The whole Republican leadership? People get the simple sound bites with the help of the libtardo MSM who for the last four days played Mark Sanford 24×7 while neglecting to place the party affiliation when a Dummocrapt does wrong?
Cry me a river.
Puddy just reminding HA libtardos Puddy doesn’t need to venture too far back to find you guys in action!
Hey Steve,
Look up Massachusetts State Senator Jim Marzilli
Wow whodathunk this? A skeptical report being quashed?
More proof of an “open administration” from “the messiah” and his disciples!
Googled Results 1 – 10 of about 4,010,000 for Bush stopped science.
Googled Results 1 – 10 of about 1,190,000 for Bush stopped global warming reports
Googled Results 1 – 10 of about 752,000 for Bush censors science.
Googled Results 1 – 10 of about 164,000 for Bush suppressed global warming reports.
Googled Results 1 – 10 of about 54,700 for Bush supresses science.
Googled Results 1 – 10 of about 12,600 for Bush censures global warming reports.
How many will appear for this “act”?
Hey Leftist Pinheaded Klown Kommodore Steve–
A respite from your Sunday Martini swilling–
Sunday, June 28, 2009
From +32 to ZERO in 5 months…burning thru political capital faster than big spender Bush.
Monstrous deficit spending & BORROWING, PORK-BARREL SPENDING, MISSING THE OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME TO HELP IRAN WHEN THERE WERE OVER 1 MILLION PEOPLE IN THE STREETS (NOW THERE ARE 1,000 OR SO).
Obama==smooth talking Marxist pinhead.