– Maybe a better lesson to draw from Mars Hill’s implosion than be more media savvy, would be to do better at the outset.
– Don’t poison trees. So gross.
– So, basically, the Republican chair of the environment committee just threw a snowball “to the president” to prove that global climate change is a hoax, because he has all the scientific sophistication of your conservative uncle who posts shit on Facebook like, “If global warming is real, then why is it so cold outside?!”
– I would like to invest in Speedy Heavy Falling Rocks, Inc.