One thing I learned today from John Carlson…

Contrary to popular lore, John never drove a pink Harley. John vehemently insists it was a salmon colored Harley. Not that knowing the difference between pink and salmon comes off as any less emasculating.


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    Tame Geek spews:

    Check out the family name of the first person to allege sodomy in Gay Seattle (the book). Emasculation is the Carlson family heritage. That’s why they hardly reproduce.

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    Roger Rabbit spews:

    You believe that guy? Salmon, my cute cottontail! If he did ride a pink Harley, of course he’d lie about it! You can’t expect Carlson to admit riding a PINK Harley! We should get Richard Pope to research whether Harley-Davidson ever manufactured any salmon bikes.

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    Roger Rabbit spews:

    “We can’t be the antigovernment party. That’s not what people want.” — GOP Sen. Olympia Snowe, quoted in Time magazine

    Roger Rabbit prediction: Snowe will be the next senator to defect from the GOP.

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    headless spews:

    These Radcons are like used car salesmen in a serious slump. They need a Zig Ziglar type to perk up their sales.

    But Zig’s first lesson in sales is that you have to believe so much in your product, that you are the first one to buy it.

    Maybe it’s a problem when you are selling ‘personal responsibility’, but are loathe to take any for yourself.

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    Roger Rabbit spews:

    @7 A recent Time magazine article about the GOP’s decline says Republicans’ biggest problem is they do believe their ideology.

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    Richard Pope spews:

    Looks like Ken Schram voted in the REPUBLICAN primary for President in 2008. I always thought that Schram was a faux liberal.

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    Mark1 spews:

    This coming from a bald headed moron that drives a piece of shit Nissan from the 90’s.