Contrary to popular lore, John never drove a pink Harley. John vehemently insists it was a salmon colored Harley. Not that knowing the difference between pink and salmon comes off as any less emasculating.
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Well, at least it wasn’t a blue Prius.
And, of course there’s this follow-up.
If only Cynical were that funny.
Check out the family name of the first person to allege sodomy in Gay Seattle (the book). Emasculation is the Carlson family heritage. That’s why they hardly reproduce.
Maybe it was light red…
You believe that guy? Salmon, my cute cottontail! If he did ride a pink Harley, of course he’d lie about it! You can’t expect Carlson to admit riding a PINK Harley! We should get Richard Pope to research whether Harley-Davidson ever manufactured any salmon bikes.
“We can’t be the antigovernment party. That’s not what people want.” — GOP Sen. Olympia Snowe, quoted in Time magazine
Roger Rabbit prediction: Snowe will be the next senator to defect from the GOP.
These Radcons are like used car salesmen in a serious slump. They need a Zig Ziglar type to perk up their sales.
But Zig’s first lesson in sales is that you have to believe so much in your product, that you are the first one to buy it.
Maybe it’s a problem when you are selling ‘personal responsibility’, but are loathe to take any for yourself.
@7 A recent Time magazine article about the GOP’s decline says Republicans’ biggest problem is they do believe their ideology.
Pink or salmon, that’s gaii! Not that there’s anything wrong with that….
9 – You mean ghey.
I have a rainbow colored big-wheel.
Looks like Ken Schram voted in the REPUBLICAN primary for President in 2008. I always thought that Schram was a faux liberal.
Schram is so dreamy…oh to be a hair on his sack.
This coming from a bald headed moron that drives a piece of shit Nissan from the 90’s.