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Old Year/New Year Stuff

by Darryl — Wednesday, 1/1/25, 10:01 am

  • Jimmy Kimmel: The year in unnecessary censorship
  • Vox: 2024, in 4 minutes
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Twenty more days ♬
  • ameriCArtoon: What happened in 2024? The ultimate collection of political cartoons of the year
  • Steve Shives: 2024—The year in limericks:

  • Tommy Campbell: Destroying the grifts of 2024
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard claims “I had the best 2024 in History”
  • Lewis Black rages against 2024
  • Jimmy Kimmel declares viral clip of the year
  • Ross Childs: 2024 end-of-year bonus

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  1. 1

    Politically Incorrect spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 10:14 am

    Happy New Year, liberal progressives!

    Happy New Year, VT!

  2. 2

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 10:32 am

    Happy New Year to TWO-TERM PRESIDENT Donald Trump!

    And to HA’s unserious twat, Welfare Queen YLB, who now must think about how many times she referred to Barack as a two-term president in order to own the GOP.

  3. 3

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 10:33 am

    That exploding Cybertruck outside Trump Tower in Las Vegas nearly killed AOC.

    OK, not really, but she wasn’t in any danger during the J6 riot four years ago, either.

  4. 4

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 10:38 am

    Whitney Cummings brings it on national TV:

    Collin Rugg
    @CollinRugg

    NEW: Anderson Cooper stands completely speechless after Whitney Cummings says Dems couldn’t hold a primary because they were too busy holding up a dead body.

    “It was amazing that the Pro-Choice Party didn’t give their voters one…”

    From
    Nicholas Fondacaro
    8:00 PM · Dec 31, 2024

    What the DNC did give to its party was the clearest evidence to date that DEI has been taken way too far.

  5. 5

    Asshole jumps to conclusions spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 10:44 am

    You know who:

    When I said that the criminals coming in are far worse than the criminals we have in our country, that statement was constantly refuted by Democrats and the Fake News Media, but it turned out to be true. The crime rate in our country is at a level that nobody has ever seen before. Our hearts are with all of the innocent victims and their loved ones, including the brave officers of the New Orleans Police Department. The Trump Administration will fully support the City of New Orleans as they investigate and recover from this act of pure evil!

    The suspect is a United States Army veteran born in Texas.

  6. 6

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 10:45 am

    And Happy New Year to my wife’s BBC bull!
    2025 will mark their eleventh year together.
    Congratulations!

  7. 7

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 10:54 am

    @ 5

    The suspect is a United States Army veteran born in Texas.

    Timothy McVeigh earned a Bronze Star during the first Gulf War. He was born in New York.

    It’s nice, isn’t it, to see the left already attempting to humanize a domestic terrorist who just committed mass murder of Americans. It would be nicer if others on the left would call it out, too.

  8. 8

    lmao spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 11:02 am

    Barack as a two-term president in order to own the GOP.

    lmao.. big yawn indeed.. THIS to distract from the idiot who babbled Obama would be teh next Jimmeh Caaahhtaaa..

    owned by it’s own “someone who understands [vulture] capitalism”…

    lmao…

    big golf clap for the next Grover Cleveland:

    Critics complained that Cleveland had little imagination and seemed overwhelmed by the nation’s economic disasters—depressions and strikes—in his second term.[7] By the end of his second term, he was severely unpopular, even among Democrats.[8]

    Tables will turn on the repukes.. It’s a lock. But probably not without some fascist inspired violence.

  9. 9

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 11:03 am

    Dumb cunts gonna dumbcunt.

    FBI ASSISTANT SPECIAL AGENT: This is not a terrorist event. What it is right now is there improvised explosive devices that was found, and we are working on confirming if this is a viable device or not.

    Dude got out of the truck and started shooting, ya dumb cunt.

    Biden’s got 20 days to promote her to something she’ll never earn on her own.

  10. 10

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 11:08 am

    Welfare Queen YLB’s idiotic pronouncements, partially explained.

    Health News Dec. 31, 2024 / 11:39 AM
    Study suggests estrogen may trigger binge drinking

    Nothing makes less sense than a drunk liberal woman. In addition to partly explaining Welfare Queen YLB’s moronic spews, it also is why neither #CrookedHillary nor Boxcheck Momala was able to come to the podium and address supporters until they had slept off their Election Night consumption.

  11. 11

    lmao spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 11:11 am

    @10 yawwnn.. a morning hangover clearly explains dumbfuck’s typical misogynist spews.

    Accuses yours truly of drinking to assuage recently political setbacks..

    Nothing could be further from the truth. Always have valued a clear head. Above all else.

    Nothing helps better to see through a misogynist, greedee, messed up fuck than the widbee lowlife.

  12. 12

    Donald Trump is a racist…full stop spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 11:14 am

    @7

    Assholes blame immigration for home grown terrorists.

    That is all.

  13. 13

    lmao spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 11:15 am

    Study suggests estrogen may trigger binge drinking

    It seems nost alcoholics are male.

    https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/10/101018112308.htm

    Dopamine? Fits teh slimy dope of widbee.

  14. 14

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 12:30 pm

    @2 PI has more class than you do.

  15. 15

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 12:32 pm

    @3 “she wasn’t in any danger during the J6 riot four years ago, either”

    She was there, you weren’t, so she’s a better judge of that than you are.

    I could say something about your attempt to whitewash the MAGA mob’s attempt to violently overthrow our democratically elected government, but I won’t because I don’t need to. Everyone on earth knows what that was.

  16. 16

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 12:39 pm

    No more than 10,000 Americans will ever die from an infection with COVID 19.

  17. 17

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 12:41 pm

    @7 Your reading comprehension is awful. Or maybe you have a bad case of ADHD. Or both.

    Since you completely missed the point of #5, I’ll spell it out for you: Trump tried to score political points by claiming the attacker was an immigrant, but it turns out he’s a citizen.

    He’s full of shit, and so are you. Nobody is trying to “humanize” these mass murderers. You pulled that out of your ass, just like Trump pulled the “criminals coming in” out of his ass.

    Who’s the biggest radicalizing agent in the U.S. right now? Who’s creating more domestic terrorists than anyone else? The Republican Party and Trump’s MAGA movement.

    So full of shit. Don’t throw away that manure shovel; you’re going to need it when you un-constipate yourself.

  18. 18

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 12:43 pm

    @9 “Dude got out of the truck and started shooting, ya dumb cunt.”

    That’s called mass murder. Add a political motive and it’s terrorism. When an American does it to other Americans, it’s domestic terrorism.

  19. 19

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 12:46 pm

    @10 “Nothing makes less sense than a drunk liberal woman.”

    Totally not true. You’d be hard-pressed to find a drunk liberal woman making less sense than this guy or almost any other MAGAt.

    Let’s be clear about something: Liberals, even when drunk, care about facts. Republicans, even when sober, don’t give a damn about factual truth or accuracy.

    Democrats and Republicans are not the same.

  20. 20

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 12:48 pm

    @ 14

    @2 PI has more class than you do.

    More importantly, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit, he’s got more money than you do. That’s the case for nearly all of us who spew on this site.

    Q: How do you know that a guy’s a millionaire?

    A: He doesn’t have to claim to be in order to build himself up in front of others.

  21. 21

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 12:59 pm

    @ 15

    She was there…

    No, she wasn’t. The riot was at the Capitol building. She was in an office building at the time.

    AOC was under threat in the same way that #CrookedHillary landed in Bosnia while under sniper fire.

    Each of these Democrat women was intentionally dishonest.

  22. 22

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 1:10 pm

    Interesting factoids:

    • The NOLA terrorist vehicle is a Ford F-150 Lightning.

    • The vehicle reportedly crossed the US/Mexico border in Texas two days ago.

    • It’s 683 miles from that border crossing to NOLA.

    Which raises the obvious question about how long it will be before some libbie is first to sing the praises of an EV that made it 700 miles in two days? Gotta be some seriously effective EV charging network funded by the Biden administration along that highway, amirite?

  23. 23

    lma spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 1:15 pm

    @21

    Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez exaggerated the danger she was in during the Jan. 6, 2021, Capitol riot, in that she “wasn’t even in the Capitol building” when the rioting occurred.

    Mostly False

    Ocasio-Cortez was attacked on social media with bad-faith attempts to discredit her story by people who falsely claimed she exaggerated the danger she was in because she wasn’t actually inside the main Capitol building where the House and Senate chambers are located.

    But Ocasio-Cortez never claimed she was in the main building.

    In her video, Ocasio-Cortez alluded correctly to the fact that it took police and the National Guard hours to secure the Capitol complex after the attack due to a series of glaring security failures. Images and videos from the attack show rioters had a significant period of free rein, breaking into and casually sitting at the desk in an office used by House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, leaving behind smeared excrement and stealing the Speaker’s lectern.

    https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/aoc-capitol-attack/

    Bad faith AND dishonesty describes only the pos troll of widbee.

    From the moment it started trolling here.

  24. 24

    lmao spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 1:25 pm

    @22

    The driver was identified by the FBI as Shamsud-Din Jabbar, a 42-year-old U.S. citizen from Texas.

    The FBI said investigators found an Islamic State flag in the vehicle used in the attack, along with additional weapons and a possible improvised explosive device.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/01/01/new-orleans-vehicle-crowd-bourbon-street/

    uh oh.. yes, religious hot-head with a funny last name.. next thing we know dumbfuck will call for a hit on kareem and to nuke gaza from orbit, yeah just get it over with so Jared can build beach front condos..

  25. 25

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 1:33 pm

    @ 23

    There was no breach of the building AOC was in. She claimed to fear being raped and killed while in a building not under threat.

    It’s irrelevant to describe Pelosi’s office, which was not in the same building AOC was in.

    What’s True
    Ocasio-Cortez wasn’t in the main Capitol building where the House and Senate Chambers are located.

    The only people carrying weapons in the building AOC was in on J6 were Capitol Police, Welfare Queen YLB. Claiming to be under threat and being under threat are two separate things.

    AOC’s false claims fit in nicely with her photo op at the border. She plays to anyone who will listen.

    And Welfare Queen YLB’s all ears. And XX chromosomes.

  26. 26

    Vicious Tro11 spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 1:42 pm

    Q: How do you know that a guy’s a millionaire?

    A: He doesn’t have to claim to be in order to build himself up in front of others.

    Damn! Too late to delete. Pay no attention to the fact that I’ve been bragging about being a wealthy radiologist since the day I first showed up here.

  27. 27

    lmao spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 1:46 pm

    She claimed to fear being raped and killed while in a building not under threat.

    A Texas man who threatened U.S. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on Twitter after he stormed the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021 was sentenced on Wednesday to more than three years in prison.

    Garret Miller was wearing a shirt that read “I Was There, Washington D.C., January 6, 2021” with a picture on President Donald Trump on it when law enforcement officers showed up at his Dallas-area home to arrest him two weeks after the riot. Miller has already spent more than two years behind bars since his arrest, and with credit for good behavior, he’s expected to serve another eight months, according to his lawyer, F. Clinton Broden.

    https://apnews.com/article/united-states-government-alexandria-ocasio-cortez-donald-trump-texas-law-enforcement-8fd6fd807b5e03bdba87de0033cf5374

    AOC, a victim of sexual assault and a recipient of numerous death threats for being outspoken, her ordeal on Jan 6 is smugly condemned by Garret Miller fellow traveler, the pos troll of widbee.

  28. 28

    lmao spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 1:52 pm

    And..

    According to the same Instagram Live video from February 2021, while in her office during the Jan. 6 attack, she said a Capitol Police officer entered her office after banging on her door. Ocasio-Cortez claimed he did not announce himself as an officer, did not have a partner and entered her office with hostility. For those reasons, she said she thought he was a rioter at first. Until she realized the man was a police officer and should follow his directions to evacuate to another building, she hid behind the door of her office’s bathroom.

    “As the Capitol complex was stormed and people were being killed, none of us knew in the moment what areas were compromised,” Ocasio-Cortez posted on X.

    Ocasio-Cortez was not the only member of Congress in the Cannon House Office Building on Jan. 6 who recalled being afraid and uncertain about what was happening. Rep. Nancy Mace — whose office was in the same hall (two doors down) as Ocasio-Cortez’s — originally told The State, a local South Carolina paper, that she barricaded herself inside her office during the attack. “Fearing that Trump supporters she had seen staying at her hotel might target her after she voted to certify the electoral votes, Mace said she decided to sleep in her office that night,” the article reads.

    https://www.snopes.com/news/2024/10/21/aoc-capitol-riot/

    But the misogynist pos of widbee dare not call Nancy Mace, “a dumb cunt” for fearing for her life after voting “the wrong way”.

    Oh and btw, Nancy Mace, like AOC, is a victim of sexual abuse.. Dumbfuck muses, “life would be so much easier for Nancy Mace and AOC is they just laid back and enjoyed it.”

  29. 29

    lmao spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 2:15 pm

    To the execrable and ignorant pos troll of widbee “triggering” can only be “weak”..

    A woman traumatized by sexual abuse/assault and triggered by a mob – well that’s “so weak”..

    A veteran who is triggered by a car backfiring or someone approaching out of the corner of his or her eye – well that’s too bad – that’s not “so weak” that’s just PTSD..

    Unless the veteran’s mental trauma leads to the vet sleeping under a bridge – then that goes into the “so weak” bin as well.

    But the troll doesn’t care about such distinctions as long it gets a tax cut and a rise spewing hate at ha.

  30. 30

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 2:40 pm

    @20 “More importantly, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit, he’s got more money than you do.”

    Sez you. I don’t have to steal from my mother’s purse.

  31. 31

    lmao spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 2:41 pm

    The NOLA terrorist vehicle is a Ford F-150 Lightning.

    It was rented.

  32. 32

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 2:43 pm

    @26 A guy who has to shovel out his own barn isn’t wealthy.

  33. 33

    lmao spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 2:47 pm

    Holy crap..

    One for the ages.

    Talk about a drumpfster fire.

  34. 34

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 2:48 pm

    No more than 10,000 Americans will ever die from an infection with COVID 19.

  35. 35

    G spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 3:11 pm

    You know who:

    When I said that the criminals coming in are far worse than the criminals we have in our country, that statement was constantly refuted by Democrats and the Fake News Media, but it turned out to be true. The crime rate in our country is at a level that nobody has ever seen before. Our hearts are with all of the innocent victims and their loved ones, including the brave officers of the New Orleans Police Department. The Trump Administration will fully support the City of New Orleans as they investigate and recover from this act of pure evil!

    The suspect is a United States Army veteran born in Texas.

    HETEROSEXUAL NEANDERTHAL VIRUS. It’s a pandemic.

  36. 36

    Tweets are totally real and factual spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 3:17 pm

    The vehicle reportedly crossed the US/Mexico border in Texas two days ago.

    Reported by some racist on Twatter.

    What is known is that it was a private party rental vehicle. As of now WHERE rented and on what day has not been released. Who the owner is has. P

    But our local racist is still peddling the theories that makes him feel better.

  37. 37

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 4:32 pm

    @ 24

    You might want to wait for the IDs on the four people caught on camera planting IEDs, Welfare Queen YLB. Right now you’re behaving as if the terrorist was flying a MAGA flag.

    You’re fucking cheering, Welfare Queen YLB, because the guy in the truck was a domestic terrorist. Somehow you think there’s something good in this story for liberals.

    Darryl was hoping for less facepalm reaction to your spews in 2025, girlfriend. Instead, you’re cheering terrorism because it was perpetrated by one of your fellow citizens.

    Princess, when I refer to you as an unserious twat, I’m being kind.

  38. 38

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 4:40 pm

    I’d put odds at 50:50 that Elon Musk’s team finds a terrorist cell that the FBI had no idea even existed.

    Elon Musk
    @elonmusk

    The whole Tesla senior team is investigating this matter right now.

    Will post more information as soon as we learn anything.

    We’ve never seen anything like this.
    Quote
    Mario Nawfal

    @MarioNawfal
    ·
    3h
    🚨🇺🇸CYBERTRUCK THAT DETONATED OUTSIDE TRUMP HOTEL WAS PACKED WITH FIREWORK-STYLE MORTARS

    Investigators confirm the Cybertruck that exploded outside the Trump Hotel in Las Vegas was filled with “fireworks-style mortars.”

    Authorities are treating the incident as a potential act x.com/MarioNawfal/st…

    12:51 PM · Jan 1, 2025
    ·
    44.3M
    Views

    Pretty big megaphone if it got 44.3 million views in just a few hours.

    Meanwhile, the current White House continues to partner with the likes of Dylan Mulvaney. Which is why DJT47 has begun his second term several weeks early.

  39. 39

    lmao spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 4:47 pm

    @37 Oh fuck you fascist.. I said religious hothead aka ISIS and you’re only too obviously chomping at mary kay’s horsies bit to cheerlead persecution of people with funny last names in this country as if the ongoing genocide in Gaza doesn’t do enough for you while you molder on the play Dutton ranch.

    So why did an army vet go ISIS? Could it be that the vet saw too much of “let’s kill alotta towelheads” and rivers of blood in its wake?

    There’s another name for this kind of shit and it’s called blowback.

    Did I say fuck you already? Yeah can’t say it enough.. Fuck you very much.. yawwwn..

  40. 40

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 4:50 pm

    The only thing I knew about this university is that it’s Jerry Rice’s alma mater.

    Now I know it will be performing at the inaugural parade.

    MVSU “Mean Green Marching Machine” Invited to Perform at the 60th Presidential Inauguration Parade

    Oh. And it’s a HBCU. Why would a HBCU support a Nazi, you ask?

    Because when everyone’s a Nazi, no one’s a Nazi.

  41. 41

    lmao spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 4:53 pm

    CYBERTRUCK THAT DETONATED OUTSIDE TRUMP HOTEL WAS PACKED WITH FIREWORK-STYLE MORTARS

    “Mortars” that’s a laugh. Not a single window shattered on pants shitter’s crap tower.

    Elmo is face-palming at dumbfuck’s dumbfuckery.

  42. 42

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 4:59 pm

    @ 41

    “Mortars” that’s a laugh.

    It refers to a style of fireworks, ya dumb cunt.

    2025 is gonna be a long year for Darryl if Welfare Queen YLB keeps up this pace of embarrassing spews.

  43. 43

    lmao spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 5:04 pm

    @42 “Mortars” makes for a “terrifying” fire.. Not a single window broken on the crap tower. And no more “terrifying” than this shit:

    https://decaturish.com/2024/12/cybertruck-catches-fire-at-dekalb-county-tesla-dealership/

    Do the world a favor and buy one dumbfuck. It’s subsidized.

    Elmo will love you for it.

  44. 44

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 5:05 pm

    @ 41

    “Mortars” that’s a laugh.

    Welfare Queen YLB, what’s funny about CBS News’ description

    McMahill said gasoline canisters, camp fuel canisters and large firework mortars were found in the back of the vehicle after the explosion…

    of the explosive material?

    Is the humor in the terrorism, O Unserious Twat?

  45. 45

    lmao spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 5:09 pm

    Is the humor in the terrorism

    It’s hilarious that’s there’s no damage to be seen to pants shitter’s crap vegas tower..

    A little soot on the windows, nothing one of drumpf’s undocumented hires couldn’t clean.

    Buy one dumbfuck.. Do us all a favor.

  46. 46

    lmao spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 5:12 pm

    Dumbfuck just buy one already:

    https://www.tesla-fire.com/

    They’re subsidized. Great for the kids.

  47. 47

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 5:17 pm

    HA’s unserious twat, Welfare Queen YLB, endeavors @ 46 to show that Teslas are a fire risk.

    How unfortunate that she didn’t do, you know the minimum amount of research first:

    …hybrid vehicles have the greatest likelihood of catching fire at 3,474.5 incidents per 100,000 sales, followed by gas-powered cars at 1,529.9 incidents and, in third, electric vehicles at 25.1 incidents.

    Looking at information collected from the NFPA and U.S. Department of Transportation, a vehicle fire occurs, on average, for every 18 million miles traveled. Compare that to Tesla models, in 2022, where one fire event was reported every 130 million miles driven.

    To create a clearer picture, look at the world’s leader in electric vehicle adoption: Norway. Their Directorate for Social Security and Emergency Preparedness found that ICE vehicles are four to five times more likely to suffer an incident. Crossing the border for data pulled from the Swedish Civil Contingencies Agency, 3.8 fires per 100,000 electric or hybrid vehicles compared to 68 per 100,000 ICE vehicles. Findings published from a separate study, conducted by Australia’s Department of Defence, shows a 0.0012% likelihood of battery-electrics catching fire, while ICE cars showed a 0.1%.

    Why does Darryl even bother, if his Golden Girl can do no better than this?

  48. 48

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 5:20 pm

    No more than 10,000 Americans will ever die from an infection with COVID 19. It’s like a common cold.

  49. 49

    lmao spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 5:25 pm

    followed by gas-powered cars at 1,529.9 incidents and, in third, electric vehicles at 25.1 incidents.

    So how many vehicles is it now dumbfuck? Still 5? And all gas powered after you chucked the Leaf?

    So you’re already doing the world a favor.

    Thanks. And great for the kids. But still buy a Tesla. and GLWT.

  50. 50

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 5:25 pm

    Welfare Queen YLB belittles the explosion because there wasn’t any hotel damage.

    The Las Vegas sheriff, at 1:22 of the video here, credits the construction of the Tesla Cybertruck for containing the explosion.

    VIDEO: Sheriff says Cybertruck prevented further damage from Vegas explosion

    The Sheriff of Las Vegas Metropolitan Police says the Cybertruck prevented further damage, even protecting the glass doors of the hotel from being broken.

    Poor, poor Welfare Queen YLB. She’s trying @ 41, 43, 45 her best, but her best is sourced from her double-digit IQ.

    Darryl is gonna have a long, long 2025 if he’s reading what his Golden Girl is spewing.

  51. 51

    lmao spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 5:35 pm

    the Cybertruck prevented further damage, even protecting the glass doors of the hotel from being broken.

    Notice dumbfuck is still “terrified” from “mortars” and other shit in the bed of the cybertruck.

    Thanks for confirming the lack of damage to the pant shitter’s crap tower.

    And dang they sure look ugly when they spontaneously combust.

    https://www.atlantanewsfirst.com/2024/12/31/cybertruck-catches-fire-dekalb-county-tesla-dealership/

    Get one while they’re “hot” dumbfuck. You’ll be elmo’s “darling”.

  52. 52

    lmao spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 5:44 pm

    In this thread it appears that dumbfuck clearly believes Timothy McVeigh would have done a much better job on the orange pants shitter’s crap tower in Vegas.

    Hard to disagree with that.

  53. 53

    lmao spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 5:48 pm

    And here’s what “camp fuel cannisters” look like:

    https://www.trailgroove.com/uploads/monthly_2021_10/1127093828_BestCanisterFuelforBackpackingStoves.JPG.195fc4dbec683e44002b9268592800b5.JPG

    Terrifying!

  54. 54

    MAGA FAFO 🎆🧨🎇💥🎆 spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 5:55 pm

    FREEEEEEEDOMMMMMM!!!!

  55. 55

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 5:58 pm

    Darryl?

    DARRYL??

    C’mon! Notice me!

  56. 56

    Do Unto Others all the evil you can imagine for surely they are also talking shit about you spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 6:05 pm

    Colorado State House Rep and “Humble Servant” according to his bio who was not born in time to have any knowledge of the Reagan Administration is taking heat for twatting that he was drinking champagne to celebrate the death of the despot Jimmy Carter.

  57. 57

    Grasping Desperately at a glimmer of PR spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 6:09 pm

    @50

    So in a very rare use case the steel of the cybertruck was useful. Pedestrian impacts are a totally different story.

  58. 58

    Took three tries to pass his GED spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 6:16 pm

    @47

    Where the guy who mocks others’ reading comprehension takes a report of ALL Tesla vehicles and pretends it proves something about the Cybertruck.

  59. 59

    lmao spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 6:17 pm

    Right now you’re behaving as if the terrorist was flying a MAGA flag.

    So dumbfuck shows it’s a big fan of MAGA.. Very defensive of MAGA.

    Too funny in the wake of Luna Loomer babbling recently that elmo is a “welfare queen”.

    https://youtu.be/GoDYr3lRg9w?t=419

  60. 60

    Kekius Maximus 🐸 spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 6:18 pm

    Celebrate the deaths of Democrats!

    Kek

  61. 61

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 7:02 pm

    @37 Nobody’s “cheering terrorism.” All we’re doing is debunking Trump’s lies, and your lies.

  62. 62

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 7:06 pm

    @38 “partner with the likes of Dylan Mulvaney”

    Is that bad? Did she beat cops with a flagpole? Or shit on Kevin McCarthy’s desk?

  63. 63

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 7:09 pm

    @42 Oh look. The dumbfuck knows where to buy big bang fireworks. Why am I not surprised.

  64. 64

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 7:12 pm

    @43 He only drives vehicles that pollute the air and cause global warming. You could possibly sell him on the idea of an EV if he could charge it from a smoke-belching coal-fired generating plant.

  65. 65

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 7:15 pm

    @46 It’s important to realize that Elmo spent $250 million to elect Trump partly so he won’t have to report spontaneously combusting Teslas to safety regulators anymore.

    https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-scrap-car-crash-regulation-musk-b2664278.html

    They don’t all blow up from fireworks. Some blow themselves up.

  66. 66

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 7:17 pm

    @47 Now do illegal immigrant crime statistics. And crime statistics in general. I think you’ll find that illegal immigrant crime is way less than citizen crime, and crime in general is dropping, the opposite of what the Orange Dictator says. But why not explode deficits by spending $800 billion to deport the most law abiding people in our country.

    Of course, there is a way to keep from adding to deficits this way: Take it out of kids’ health care, food stamps, and Medicare. They’ll say we “can’t afford” those things anymore because rich people and corporations need more tax cuts.

  67. 67

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 7:26 pm

    @54 Are you sure that isn’t Gaza?

  68. 68

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 7:27 pm

    @55 Somebody’s craving attention. The horse must get holidays off.

  69. 69

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 7:33 pm

    @56 That wasn’t his first rodeo.

    Soper ran unopposed in the Republican primary to replace retiring incumbent Yeulin Willett. He defeated Independent candidate Thea Chase in the general election with 66.01% of the vote.[4]

    Soper listed his address as 10 Hartig Drive in Delta, a home owned by his mother. His mother had rented the house to another family since August 2016, but Soper claimed he “had a room” in the house, which the family renting the house denied.[5] After the family shared this discrepancy with the media, Soper’s mother evicted them so Soper could reside there.[6] The district attorney conducted an investigation of Soper for unlawful voting, but ultimately determined not to file criminal charges.[7] …

    In March 2023, Soper made a post on X that called for civil war over several bills before the Colorado Legislature dealing with gun control. Soper later apologized to the Colorado House for using at least “some of those words” in the post, but did not specify which ones he was apologizing for.[12]

    Following president Jimmy Carter’s death in December 2024, Soper posted on X that he “opened a bottle of Champaigne [sic] tonight! The world is rid of a despot!” Soper deleted the post and apologized to news outlets, but did not directly address his celebration of Carter’s death.[13]

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Soper

    If you want to know why Republicans get no respect anymore, look no farther than this piece of shit.

  70. 70

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 9:48 pm

    President Musk isn’t a U.S.-born citizen, so he’s ineligible to be president, and should be removed from office immediately.

    Unfortunately, the Supreme Court has ruled the courts can’t bar insurrectionists and other ineligible individuals from the presidency.

  71. 71

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 9:56 pm

    Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit claims he is rich and that he has $401,000 in one of his accounts.

    It’s actually his 401K account, with a pitifully small remaining balance now that he’s spent the rest of it.

    But nice try. He sure fooled G-clown.

  72. 72

    Let’s try a different path. spews:

    Wednesday, 1/1/25 at 10:40 pm

    Maybe if we left those Middle Eastern countries, didn’t interfere in their elections and stopped treating Israel as our 51st state these terrorist attacks in the US, Europe and elsewhere might slow down or even stop. Could that be a way of stopping terrorism?

  73. 73

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 1/2/25 at 1:06 am

    “Roberts warns against ignoring Supreme Court rulings as tension with Trump looms”

    https://www.cnn.com/2024/12/31/politics/john-roberts-year-end-report-supreme-court-rulings/index.html

    Roberts is the last person I’m going to have sympathy for when he feels Trump’s boot on his neck.

  74. 74

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 1/2/25 at 1:09 am

    @71 I don’t have a 401(k) account. I’ll bet you don’t either. You have Mary Kay’s Social Security (for now; Elon is working on that).

  75. 75

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 1/2/25 at 1:10 am

    @72 “Could that be a way of stopping terrorism?”

    I doubt it. If the U.S. left the Middle East, ISIS would set up a caliphate, and have a free hand to resume cutting people’s heads off.

    But you have a point about Israel being the 51st state. We give them as much money as we give some red states.

  76. 76

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Thursday, 1/2/25 at 1:23 am

    75)I read a book suggesting that, although it was more 51st and 52nd State, which makes it Dead on Arrival.

  77. 77

    Leopards With Indigestion spews:

    Thursday, 1/2/25 at 6:58 am

    There are now 1.1 million fewer native-born Americans employed than a year ago; all net job growth has gone to foreign-born workers, totally just over 400k since Nov ’23.

    MAGA’s chosen billionaire prince plans to expand H-1B ten fold.

  78. 78

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 1/2/25 at 7:07 am

    Hey, libbies!

    Remember when Valerie Plame was useful to liberal causes?

    Not so much anymore.

    WNMU president gets $1.9 million buyout and faculty job

    State Auditor Joseph Maestas and his investigators last month said Shepard and the regents violated university rules and policies involving travel and purchases totaling more than $360,000.

    Maestas’ report said another violation by Shepard’s administration was providing expense accounts and a state credit card to a non-university employee. That reference was to Shepard’s wife, Valerie Plame.

    Maybe she needed this stuff for her career as a “spy”.

    Although Plame was not a WNMU employee, she was issued a university credit card, which she used to buy an “oriental sofa” from Etsy for $1,488.27 and to pay $4,073 for a purchase from the fireplace company Woodland Direct.

    https://reason.com/2024/12/31/a-university-president-accused-of-squandering-public-money-resigns-in-exchange-for-a-2-million-payout/?fbclid=IwY2xjawHjclRleHRuA2FlbQIxMAABHa9nlXPrRleZ5Wt5Btr8jlhzDr-bQaDZC2E60c5Wk5_cEq6_ZJTWNzy8iw_aem_HwcSNF9as1IwyhRTKiXZpQ

  79. 79

    G spews:

    Thursday, 1/2/25 at 8:53 am

    Please explore the probable link between this and The Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus.

    Heterosexuals Neanderthals are a detriment to civilization. 🦍 🦧 🐒

    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/new-orleans-attack-trump-tower-cybertruck-suspects-military-link-rcna185960

    Shsssssssssss

  80. 80

    G spews:

    Thursday, 1/2/25 at 8:57 am

    Focus on the real problems you mother fucking assholes not immigrants and the transgender. You will suffer the demise deservedly too.

    That cow MTG will be porked!

  81. 81

    G spews:

    Thursday, 1/2/25 at 8:59 am

    Get rid of Texas and Florida. The shithole states! Along with Tennessee, Missouri, Mississippi, and Oklahoma

  82. 82

    G spews:

    Thursday, 1/2/25 at 9:08 am

    Nety shouldn’t have allowed the 10/7 attack either.

    https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/5062592-hawley-senate-testimony-new-orleans-attack/

    Go fuck yourself Bawley Boy run from the Insurrectionists. Give them pardon! You fuck face.

  83. 83

    G spews:

    Thursday, 1/2/25 at 9:12 am

    How many times does this happen and people look away. The equivalent of Hundreds of New Orleans Terror attack but hey it’s mainstream heterosexual are a-okay with it!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvNdQ918wf8

  84. 84

    G spews:

    Thursday, 1/2/25 at 9:17 am

    Heterosexual, wake up, you’re angry violent assholes!

    You kill your wives, children and pets.

  85. 85

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 1/2/25 at 9:33 am

    What does it mean when MSNBC finally admits that a four-fold extended spike in illegals entering across the southern border was the result of Biden’s nonexistent border policy?

    “The border was not Biden’s finest moment, frankly. You can see what happened here. And Trump is not wrong when he talks about how border crossings work quite low. They’re running about 74,000 a month when he left office and they, in fact, did shoot up. Some of it was some things Biden said and some ways that they put a moratorium, for example, on deportations. But in fact, we did get up here almost to 300,000 a month.”

    It might mean that coming clean about the lies MSNBC told for 3-plus years is going to be necessary if Democrats ever expect to regain control of the federal government.

    Thanks for telling us that Biden was a disaster, MSNBC, but we already knew that.

  86. 86

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Thursday, 1/2/25 at 9:38 am

    @ 77

    There are now 1.1 million fewer native-born Americans employed than a year ago; all net job growth has gone to foreign-born workers, totally just over 400k since Nov ’23.

    Letting 300,000 illegals into the country across the southern border every month @ 85 will do that, libbie.

    The federal underutilization rate has climbed from 6.7% to 7.8% in the past year. Go ahead. Blame that on someone other than Biden and his trusty wannabe successor Boxcheck Momala. Let’s see you try.

  87. 87

    Leopards With Indigestion spews:

    Thursday, 1/2/25 at 9:57 am

    Silly troll baby voted to increase immigration.

    Ouchie!

  88. 88

    Vice President-elect Alzheimer's spews:

    Thursday, 1/2/25 at 9:58 am

    We need lots more immigration right now!

  89. 89

    G spews:

    Thursday, 1/2/25 at 11:05 am

    There are now 1.1 million fewer native-born Americans employed than a year ago

    59% of them were killed by their daddy. The Heterosexual Neanderthal Vitus killed them and their baby momma’s couldn’t produce anymore offspring.

  90. 90

    G spews:

    Thursday, 1/2/25 at 11:06 am

    Biden admin deported more than Dimpster fire boy.

  91. 91

    G spews:

    Thursday, 1/2/25 at 11:06 am

    Biden admin deported more than Dimpster fire boy.

  92. 92

    G spews:

    Thursday, 1/2/25 at 11:10 am

    Terrorists know how to exhibit symbolism.

    No wars Vice president elect is a failure!

  93. 93

    lmao spews:

    Thursday, 1/2/25 at 11:16 am

    So the Texas religious hothead and U.S. Army vet acted alone..

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/01/02/new-orleans-truck-attack-investigation-updates/

    So much for the ” the four people caught on camera planting IEDs,”.. (no source for this shit cited, assume it’s from the fever swamps.)

    But since it’s the FBI saying this, the shitbag troll of widbee will
    bleat..

    DERP STATE!

    Elmo is right now face-palming!

  94. 94

    Politically Incorrect spews:

    Thursday, 1/2/25 at 11:54 am

    Ukraine is not going to be apart of NATO, but NATO has Sweden and Finland in the organization now, so it’s a bit of a win for the Neo-Cons and the Deep State traitors.

  95. 95

    Leopards With Indigestion spews:

    Thursday, 1/2/25 at 12:36 pm

    Mathew Livelsberger is a Green Beret who voted Republican and is a huge fan of Trump.

  96. 96

    Vicious Tro11 spews:

    Thursday, 1/2/25 at 12:42 pm

    @94,

    Remember when I said “No more than 10,000 Americans will ever die from an infection with COVID 19”?

  97. 97

    Politically Incorrect spews:

    Thursday, 1/2/25 at 12:52 pm

    @96 – Actually,….no, I don’t remember that at all. I must have been doing something else that day.

  98. 98

    lmao spews:

    Thursday, 1/2/25 at 1:10 pm

    MAGAts: Crime is at a level NEVER SEEN BEFORE..

    Joe Biden: “Violent crime is near a record 50-year low.”

    True..

  99. 99

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 1/2/25 at 1:11 pm

    @94 Are you pro-Russia? Sounds like it.

  100. 100

    lmao spews:

    Thursday, 1/2/25 at 1:18 pm

    Wow the pos troll of widbee is 0 and 2..

    investigators think the Tesla Cybertruck explosion outside a Trump International Hotel on Wednesday was probably a suicide.

    The sheriff said at a news conference Thursday that the investigation indicates that the driver sustained a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head before the vehicle exploded. He said one of the guns found in the vehicle was at the driver’s feet.

    investigators do not have complete confirmation of the driver’s identity because the individual’s body was burned beyond recognition. However, he said there was mounting evidence that the driver was 37-year-old Matthew Livelsberger of Colorado Springs.

    Livelsberger was on leave from his Special Forces unit in Germany at the time of his death, Army officials said. The soldier first enlisted in 2006.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/01/02/las-vegas-explosion-tesla-cybertruck-trump-hotel-colorado/

    Heh. There always some “humor” when the pos misogynist troll of widbee is found always wrong as usual.

    btw, Just talked about vets and PTSD.. This is a sad story. Yet the stories of the women (always Dem for some reason) struggling with their past traumas never fail to inspire a “dumb cunt” from the pos misogynist troll of widbee.

    Elmo and its legions of orange pants shitter sicko-phants right now are face-palming!

  101. 101

    lmao spews:

    Thursday, 1/2/25 at 2:01 pm

    From Sen Patty Murray’s most recent letter to constituents:

    Big news for seniors and families in Washington state and across the country: prescription drug costs are now capped at $2,000 a year for everyone on Medicare Part D, thanks to the Inflation Reduction Act (IRA) Democrats passed to lower costs for families.

    This change—which went into effect January 1st, 2025—will be a game-changer for seniors who have faced skyrocketing prescription drug prices for far too long.

    Seniors paying less out of pocket for drugs. Capped the cost of insulin for Medicare recipients at $35/month.. Allowed Medicare to negotiate drug prices. 10 drugs will have lower prices in 2026 with 15-20 being negotiated each following year.

    Asked to comment teh dumbfuck of widbee babbled: awww. that’s soshuleesm. Dr Oz will reverse that shit so I can keep getting tax cuts and my new gods elmo and ramascammy can get their biggest tax cuts evah..

  102. 102

    Chicken Little spews:

    Thursday, 1/2/25 at 2:06 pm

    Soon – Free Eggs for everyone!

  103. 103

    G spews:

    Thursday, 1/2/25 at 4:09 pm

    The only fool
    Here is dumbfuck boob

  104. 104

    You Asked For It spews:

    Thursday, 1/2/25 at 4:41 pm

    I must have been doing something else that day.

    Masturbating and crying while looking at photos of his dead mother.

  105. 105

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Thursday, 1/2/25 at 5:02 pm

    95) Can’t be right?

  106. 106

    G spews:

    Thursday, 1/2/25 at 5:03 pm

    Of course, of course, the extreme religious views. The radical right wing. When the American Taliban has some competition they don’t like that.

    Play your cards right Dumbfucks.. careful what you wish for.

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jan/02/new-orleans-attack-suspect

  107. 107

    G spews:

    Thursday, 1/2/25 at 5:21 pm

    https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/cybertruck-explosion-suspect-matthew-livelsberger-vegas-b2672940.html

  108. 108

    G spews:

    Thursday, 1/2/25 at 5:24 pm

    FBI reported self inflicted gunshot and waiting for DNA confirmation that it was him

  109. 109

    G spews:

    Thursday, 1/2/25 at 5:30 pm

    Definitely more than 10,000 dead because of The Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus.

  110. 110

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 1/2/25 at 5:55 pm

    Cops aren’t godlike supermen. They may think they are when they’re violating your rights, but they’re as human as everyone else. They’re working stiffs who are attracted to the job for the pay and benefits, and may feel little sense of dedication to public safety and community service. Occasionally a cop is even a sexual predator, and being a cop helps him get away with murdering women.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/decades-deaths-ex-florida-deputy-admitted-killing-wife-store-clerk-rcna186061

  111. 111

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Thursday, 1/2/25 at 6:08 pm

    Attempted sabotage on Union Pacific in Idaho.
    https://www.trains.com/trn/news-reviews/news-wire/man-arrested-after-explosive-device-found-on-railcar-in-idaho/

    https://www.ktvb.com/article/news/local/ied-explosive-device-payette-county-no-injuries-bomb-squad/277-3ba405d5-25c3-4aad-a2e4-4d5566ebb65e

  112. 112

    Was I Lied To? spews:

    Thursday, 1/2/25 at 7:28 pm

    The Trump campaign texted me the actual photos of the MS-13 and ISIS immigrants receiving their supercars from Biden.

  113. 113

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 1/3/25 at 3:00 am

    @112 You should fact-check that before you try to hitch a ride with somebody driving a supercar.

  114. 114

    lmao spews:

    Friday, 1/3/25 at 5:49 am

    This strikes me as so dumbfuck:

    In Elwell, a town in central Michigan, Troy Burke, a building contractor, came to believe online conspiracy theories after the 2020 election. The United States, he told police, was headed for civil war. QAnon believers were an “elite group,” “battling it out for our freedom, for Trump, to save our republic,” he said, according to police records.

    By early 2021, Burke, then 44 years old, came to believe that his wife, Jessica, was a transgender person fathered by President Joe Biden. He also believed that Jessica, a 29-year-old shop employee, was an “asset” of the Central Intelligence Agency. “If I didn’t put three rounds in the back of her head,” he told investigators, “it was the end of the world.”

    On Jan. 27, 2021, he shot her dead. A court last year found Burke not guilty by reason of insanity. He is now detained at a Michigan state psychiatric facility.

    https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/usa-politics-violence-far-right/

    For dumbfuck, Hunter’s dick pics will play a central role. Three hots and a cot in dumbfuck’s future. Western State is in a bad way though, last I heard.

  115. 115

    Politically Incorrect spews:

    Friday, 1/3/25 at 12:27 pm

    @99 – No.

    @104 – Nope, wrong again!

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