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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 7/21/25, 8:48 am

Your ballot is arriving soon if it hasn’t already. Here are some voter guides. It’s more Seattle/ Western Washington centric than maybe it could be.

– Fuse has a progressive voter guide.

– The Stranger and the Urbanist both have endorsements.

– Seattle Bike Blog has many transportation and safe streets endorsements.

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  1. 1

    Shoeonhead spews:

    Monday, 7/21/25 at 10:07 am

    You morons!

    You idiots!

    You imbeciles!

    Kamala Harris?

    Really?

  2. 2

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Monday, 7/21/25 at 10:22 am

    Far better than Fat Hitler. You obviously agree.

  3. 3

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 7/21/25 at 10:23 am

    Yes, libbies, @ 1 one year ago today Joe Biden ensured that Donald Trump’s second term would be far more impactful than was his first term.

    But hey, as of today there are less than 3.5 years to go before the start of the first Vance term. So do not lose hope, libbies.

    But do think on your sins.

  4. 4

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 7/21/25 at 10:27 am

    Hey, a money advantage isn’t everything.

    Teddy Schleifer
    @teddyschleifer

    Cash on hand as of June 30:

    Republican National Committee: $80.8 million

    Democratic National Committee: $15.2 million

    9:36 PM · Jul 20, 2025

    Just ask the last two female DNC nominees for president.

  5. 5

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Monday, 7/21/25 at 10:39 am

    Donald Trump’s second term would be far more impactful than was his first term.

    Shoveling billions and billions of the greedy Nazi Fucktard’s tax dollars into the pockets of fat cat farmers to paper over a trade policy disaster.

    Very “impactful”.

  6. 6

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 7/21/25 at 10:41 am

    I suppose that Democrats might reclaim the House next year. But it won’t be as easy as libbies think:

    Trump is currently “more beloved” by his party’s voters than any other Republican president in the past few decades, Enten found on July 1. The president has delivered on several key campaign promises, including lowering inflation, implementing a no tax on tips and overtime policy and securing the U.S.-Mexico border.

    Democrats have witnessed record-low approval ratings that have not been seen since the 1990s. A CNN/SSRS poll found in March that Democrats’ favorability stood at just 29%, the lowest percentage dating back to 1992. A Marist/NPR/PBS News poll released on July 1 found that 27% of Americans approve of how congressional Democrats are performing.

    The only Democrat who has shown a spine in the last six months is Fetterman. He’s in the Senate, not the House.

  7. 7

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Monday, 7/21/25 at 10:52 am

    I for one am actually pleased that Senator Murkowski and her Alaskan constituents are being very publicly ass fucked for the corrupt deal she tried to make with Fat Hitler.

  8. 8

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 7/21/25 at 11:25 am

    It’s easy to understand POS Hunter’s perspective. I mean, without the illegals how is his cocaine going to get into the country?

    Brick Suit
    @Brick_Suit

    Hunter Biden goes on obscenity laced tirade while making the case for illegal aliens to work for low wages in America.

    Democrats love their slaves.

    0:05 / 0:36
    From
    Greg Price
    8:24 AM · Jul 21, 2025

    I think it’s very brave of you libbies to continue to offer the spotlight to POS Hunter Biden, despite is direct role in the return of Donald Trump to the presidency. First Amendment above all, amirite?

  9. 9

    Another Wonderful Secret spews:

    Monday, 7/21/25 at 12:22 pm

    “They’d conscripted 1000 FBI agents to be working around the clock 24 hours going through 100,000 Epstein documents and told them to flag any mentions of Donald Trump… This might be one of the most massive cover-ups in the history of the United States unfolding before our eyes.”

  10. 10

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 7/21/25 at 12:31 pm

    Make lemonade. It’s the Democrats’ turn.

    House Dems Begin To Take Credit For Provisions In Trump-Backed Law They Voted Against

    It’s easier for Welfare Queen YLB’s fucked kids to drink lemonade than it is for them to swallow a crap sandwich.

    But after being told that it’s nothing more than a crap sandwich, that lemonade tastes a bit… off.

  11. 11

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 7/21/25 at 12:35 pm

    @ 9

    “They’d conscripted 1000 FBI agents to be working around the clock 24 hours going through 100,000 Epstein documents …

    That’s four hours of work for a group that large. One-third of one trip around the clock.

    Please enjoy this rendition of Jimmy Buffett’s Trip Around The Sun. You’re welcome.

  12. 12

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 7/21/25 at 12:38 pm

    It’s been one trip around the sun since Joe Biden was forced to face reality.

    Biden has, but Welfare Queen YLB still can’t.

  13. 13

    Objective Reality Confronts the Q Continuum. spews:

    Monday, 7/21/25 at 12:42 pm

    Proven Fact: Russia sponsored the hack of the DNC and DCCC ahead of the 2016 election and then carried out the dissemination of files stolen from it.

  14. 14

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 7/21/25 at 12:44 pm

    @ 13

    Keep fuckin’ that chicken.

    Looking forward to Barack’s testimony about the post-election Democrat efforts to tie Russia to Donald Trump and his campaign.

  15. 15

    Steve spews:

    Monday, 7/21/25 at 12:47 pm

    Make America Great Again! Kill a fascist!

    Ive got dibs on the dumbfuck Nazi posting in these threads.

  16. 16

    Steve spews:

    Monday, 7/21/25 at 12:57 pm

    Keep fuckin’ that chicken.

    Keep in mind that the cringe POS who wrote that gets ass-fucked by a horse.

    Also, keep in mind that when the cringe POS dumbfuck Nazi traitor arrived here he was constantly blathering about “BBC” as though everyone here knew WTF he was talking about.

    “Why does he want to be ass-fucked by British Broadcast Corporation?”

  17. 17

    Objective Reality Confronts the Q Continuum. spews:

    Monday, 7/21/25 at 1:32 pm

    @14,
    Proven Fact: Donald Trump’s 2016 Campaign Manager (later tried and convicted) shared internal polling data from the 2016 Trump campaign with Konstantin Kilimnik, who the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence identified as a Russian intelligence officer, immediately after Kilimnik had obtained and disseminated the hacked files.

  18. 18

    Objective Reality Confronts the Q Continuum. spews:

    Monday, 7/21/25 at 1:36 pm

    Proven Fact: The 2016 Donald Trump campaign was definitively tied to Russia by their own Campaign Manager.

  19. 19

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Monday, 7/21/25 at 3:01 pm

    11,
    Reporter: “Was the White House aware of the 1000 FBI agents assigned to clean up the Epstein File?”

    Propaganda Barbie: “Ask the FBI.”

    Ouch. Sorry Kash./s

  20. 20

    Trump Needs Distractions NOW spews:

    Monday, 7/21/25 at 3:03 pm

    ALIEN REDSKINS ATE THE DINGO THAT ATE THE CATS AND DOGS THAT ATE MY BABY!!

  21. 21

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Monday, 7/21/25 at 3:09 pm

    $3.4 trillion in all new debt.

    Almost all of it going to billionaires.

    And they are only just getting started.

    So it really shouldn’t surprise anyone that people like Shari Redstone and Jeff Bezos are getting behind doing away with Democracy now. They no longer have any need for it.

  22. 22

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 7/21/25 at 3:35 pm

    @ 21

    If you spent more time billing hours and less time whining about it you’d get a bigger share, QoS McHillbilly.

    Hey, I understand the disappointment. We’re phased out of any SALT deduction benefit tax gain. Woe is us.

    But I don’t go whining about it.

  23. 23

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 7/21/25 at 3:39 pm

    @1 Trump, really? Convicted felon, world-class bullshitter, grifter, serial bankrupt and adulterer, draft dodger who called American war casualties “suckers and losers,” narcissistic megalomaniac, bully, ignoramus, and cheater at golf? But at least you got the policies you wanted. Now all you have to do is live with the policies you voted for.

  24. 24

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 7/21/25 at 3:43 pm

    @3 Our sins are nothing compared to yours.

  25. 25

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 7/21/25 at 3:48 pm

    @4 As you correctly point out, America’s male voters are so hung up on their insecurities they’ll vote for a criminal, grifter, and liar before they’ll vote for a highly qualified woman.

  26. 26

    lmao spews:

    Monday, 7/21/25 at 3:54 pm

    It’s been one trip around the sun since Joe Biden was forced to face reality.

    Reality?

    The outlook for the rest of the year isn’t rosy for toymakers.

    Ahead of second-quarter earnings, analysts and experts say the industry continues to face a challenging environment marked by accelerating layoffs, steep tariffs and cautious retailers—all of which are threatening profitability and increasing risk.

    Roughly 60% of toymakers have executed layoffs in the past two months, according to Greg Ahearn, chief executive of the Toy Association, an industry trade group. “You can see the severity” hitting the industry, he said.

    The cuts span from giants such as Hasbro, which last month laid off 3% of its global workforce in a cost-cutting push, to smaller companies like Lovevery. The company, which sells subscription-based play kits and learning programs, enacted a 20% staff reduction in May, just months after posting its first quarterly profit.

    “Hasbro will lay off 3% of employees, medium-sized companies will lay off 20%, and small entrepreneurs are indicating that they’re at risk of going out of business,” Ahearn said.

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/toymakers-holiday-outlook-under-pressure-from-tariffs-layoffs/ar-AA1J0ZRs?ocid=BingNewsVerp

    LMAO…

    Cold! Boxcheck! Talk about fuckin’ a chicken… Tool…

    The meantime, my oldest’s engaged and has a great job. He’s groovin’ on life. The youngest is in professional school, looking forward to a prosperous future.

    The moldering dumbfuck is “colding” and “boxchecking” its way to the grave. Which it has babbled: will be great for the kids.

  27. 27

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 7/21/25 at 3:58 pm

    @6 I’m doing really well under Trump 2.0. My investments are up double digits at the halfway mark. I’m not deported or in detention, I don’t want anything China makes, he just cut my quarterly tax remittances in half, and I don’t really care about the inflation he’s going to cause because I get equivalent cost-of-living raises to my Social Security and veteran’s disability, my burrow and investments will go up in nominal value, and I’ll get a bigger tax deduction because it’s indexed. I’m only against him on principle and because it’s unethical to vote for someone like him. As for you, living in blue-state Washington and a blue congressional district, your shitty votes don’t count for shit, which puts me in a far better place than you.

  28. 28

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 7/21/25 at 4:04 pm

    @8 I’ll merely point out that nearly all the employers paying illegals low wages are Trump-loving Republicans. If Trump takes away their cheap labor, fuck ’em, they deserve it.

  29. 29

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 7/21/25 at 4:08 pm

    @15 Nah, you gotta share. And no need to get greedy. There’s enough fertilizer in his posts for all our fields.

  30. 30

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 7/21/25 at 4:14 pm

    @22 “But I don’t go whining about it.”

    Only because you’re too busy whining about everything else. For example, you’re still whining about the Democrats’ 2016 and 2024 nominees because you’re a woman-hater. Now I’m going to take a break because I have some work to do.

  31. 31

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 7/21/25 at 4:28 pm

    @ 26

    HA’s unserious twat was whining about higher prices for Etch-a-Sketch about a month ago, and now she’s worried about toy manufacturer employment in countries other than the US.

    Is it any surprise that no one can take Welfare Queen YLB seriously?

    What’s next, girlfriend? You afraid that Trump may sign an executive order requiring that Ken dolls be manufactured with a penis?

  32. 32

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 7/21/25 at 4:43 pm

    @ 30

    For example, you’re still whining about the Democrats’ 2016 and 2024 nominees …

    I’m celebrating the DNC’s ’16 and ’24 prez nominees, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit. Do me a favor and make the same choices again in 2028, please.

  33. 33

    Steve spews:

    Monday, 7/21/25 at 4:59 pm

    What’s next, girlfriend?

    Yet more effeminate cringe from a Nazi dumbfuck creep lacking even a drop of self awareness.

    Here’s a clue, girly-girl. YLB is a far better man than you’ll ever be, and that goes for all of the others posting here, including Max.

  34. 34

    lmao spews:

    Monday, 7/21/25 at 4:59 pm

    LMAO… the magat tool is back for more:

    Months of confusion over which foreign countries’ products may become more expensive to import has left a question mark over the holiday shopping season. U.S. retailers often begin planning for the winter holidays in January and typically finalize the bulk of their orders by the end of June. The seesawing tariffs already have factored into their calculations.

    The consequences for consumers? Stores may not have the specific gift items customers want come November and December. Some retail suppliers and buyers scaled back their holiday lines rather than risking a hefty tax bill or expensive imports going unsold. Businesses still are setting prices but say shoppers can expect many things to cost more, though by how much depends partly on whether Trump’s latest round of “reciprocal” tariffs kicks in next month.

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/economy/less-selection-higher-prices-how-tariffs-are-shaping-the-holiday-shopping-season/ar-AA1IWhhL

    lmao.. Cold! Boxcheck! and that all time fav…

    Noun, Verb, Hunter’s dick pics!

  35. 35

    Make better choices next time spews:

    Monday, 7/21/25 at 5:21 pm

    Cape May County, which went 58.7% for Trump in 2024, rewarded for their faith in Republicans with zero federal dollars for beach replenishment (first time since 1996)

    Voting for Republicans means your town gets washed away. Vote for Democrats next time.

  36. 36

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 7/21/25 at 5:39 pm

    @31 Asians gotta eat, too, but we understand you’re an America Firster and don’t give a shit about anyone else on the planet.

  37. 37

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 7/21/25 at 5:51 pm

    Kelly Clarkson says she likes being single, doesn’t date, and likens dating to a “dumpster fire.”

    https://www.newsnationnow.com/entertainment-news/kelly-clarkson-dating-sucks-las-vegas-residency/

    Maybe she’s a lousy date?

  38. 38

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 7/21/25 at 5:54 pm

    Pam’s DOJ wanted the cop who recklessly fired multiple times into Breonna Taylor’s apartment to get one day in jail. The judge gave him two years in prison.

    https://www.newsnationnow.com/us-news/mid-south/breonna-taylor-raid-officer-prison-sentence/

  39. 39

    RedReformed spews:

    Monday, 7/21/25 at 5:55 pm

    1 in 7 Pending Home Sales Fell Through Last Month, The Highest June Level on Record
    Prices still too high. People are getting cold feet about spending 50% of their take-home on a mortgage. And Layoffs, RTO, high interest, high cost of living, and uncertainty.
    The smart Democrat had a plan to help homeowners. Too bad so many voters just wouldn’t vote for a woman. Now instead of a home, they get to enjoy that tax cut for the richest.

  40. 40

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 7/21/25 at 5:59 pm

    In other crime news, Trump wants the judge in the Kohberger case to make him “explain” his motive for the killings.

    https://www.newsnationnow.com/crime/idaho-college-killings/trump-kohberger-explanation-for-murders/

    Since Kohberger is already sentenced to life without parole, I’m unsure how the judge would make him talk. Rack? Brazen bull? Pull out his fingernails? Offer him Trump crypto coins or MAGA souvenirs? He probably wouldn’t accept Tesla options, can’t use ’em in the prison canteen and the other inmates won’t trade drugs for them.

  41. 41

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 7/21/25 at 6:22 pm

    More details are emerging about the near-collision of a Delta commercial flight and a B-52. The bomber was doing a low-altitude flyover at a stadium to entertain a crowd attending the opening of the North Dakota State Fair. Pete Hegseth’s military nearly killed 80 Delta passengers and two flight crews for this. Good thing the Delta pilot was on his toes.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTS-_Wf40dg

  42. 42

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 7/21/25 at 6:43 pm

    We now know the Idaho legislature banned “Everyone Is Welcome Here” posters from Idaho schools because it’s “DEI.” That’s the GOP attorney general’s explanation, not mine.

    The poster would be fine if it said “All White People Are Welcome Here, Including Neo-Nazis,” which accurately describes Idaho. It’s the diversity and inclusiveness they don’t like.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6H3evAewyE

  43. 43

    The party of dimwits spews:

    Monday, 7/21/25 at 7:18 pm

    File under, ‘republicans know their supporters are fucking dumb’

    Republican Rep. James Comer, who is leading an investigation into President Biden’s use of autopen, claimed to Fox News that all of Biden’s judicial appointments are in jeopardy

    I mean, never mind about the whole Semate confirmation process.

    Related it’s been revealed that in all e-correspondence Comer’s office uses a digital signature (jpeg) instead of having him actually saying anything ever.

  44. 44

    G spews:

    Monday, 7/21/25 at 7:43 pm

    Not sure why the sheep cult members need to see the Epstein files.

    You don’t need to. It’s right in front of their dumbasses.

    https://youtu.be/3hmoEmh1XEo

    Grab the pussy before it bleeds!

  45. 45

    G spews:

    Monday, 7/21/25 at 7:54 pm

    more effeminate cringe from a Nazi dumbfuck

    Ooouch

  46. 46

    Grand Old Pedos spews:

    Monday, 7/21/25 at 8:10 pm

    Well shutting down all legislation to cover up a child sex ring is a value. Maybe not a family or Christian value but a value.

    House Republican leadership is shutting down the Rules Committee – which is essential for moving party-line bills on the floor – for the week rather than vote on Democratic amendments on the Epstein files.

  47. 47

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Monday, 7/21/25 at 9:53 pm

    41)Still the Delta pilot should have expected B-52s over Minot, At least Seafair is out of commercial traffic lanes, and the FAA clears the airspace anyway. A few years ago the FlightBox was shifted, 2019, to avoid the Floating Bridge.

  48. 48

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 7/22/25 at 12:14 am

    @47 Why would a Delta pilot expect a B-52 to fly over a fairground through the airport landing pattern unless someone warned him?

  49. 49

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 7/22/25 at 12:32 am

    According to witnesses, ICE is committing crimes against humanity at the Florida detention facilities, including physical abuse, denying prisoners insulin and heart medication, refusing medical care to prisoners in obvious medical distress, and forcing prisoners to “eat like dogs” with their hands shackled behind their backs.

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/immigration-detention-ice-medical-care_n_687edae2e4b0d91bafde6e92

    This is further evidence that ICE the Trump administration is a terrorist organization.

  50. 50

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 7/22/25 at 12:39 am

    Here’s a doctor after the dumbfuck’s own heart: Not married, no prenatal care, because religion or rightwing values or whatever.

    https://nashvillebanner.com/2025/07/20/doctor-denies-pregnant-woman-care/

    And yeah, Tennessee law now allows doctors to refuse medical care to people whose marital status doesn’t conform to their personal beliefs. Can you believe that shit?

  51. 51

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 7/22/25 at 12:45 am

    Federal judge schools Alina Habba that “arresting a public figure isn’t to trigger an investigation. It’s the other way around; the investigation should lead to an arrest.”

    https://www.rawstory.com/alina-habba-2673535158/

    This is first-year law school shit, and Habba still doesn’t grasp it. Neither does Doctor Dumbfuck, but he’s no lawyer, so he at least has a flimsy excuse.

  52. 52

    G spews:

    Tuesday, 7/22/25 at 3:05 am

    They are doing more damage than 9/11 could ever do.

  53. 53

    G spews:

    Tuesday, 7/22/25 at 3:40 am

    The housing industry is about to collapse.

    Going nowhere fast

  54. 54

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Tuesday, 7/22/25 at 3:49 am

    48)Not expecting tge airshow, but the whole 5th Bombardment Wing, or at least a few B-52s practicing a Minimum Interval Takeoff. If a MTO was being done for real though, there might not be a FAA to report it to.

  55. 55

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Tuesday, 7/22/25 at 3:56 am

    20)Star Trek Enterprise had a good allegory on the term being turned on humans by an Alien Race. What was it Andorians called humans, Pinkskins.

    That era took a background race from the Original Series and gave them more depth. Although there are some non-Canon things about the Andorrans Paramount’s new owners might make sure don’t appear in future series.

  56. 56

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Tuesday, 7/22/25 at 6:01 am

    41,
    No tower radar and no TCAS at Minot because MAGA prioritizes ICE Fat Asses getting paid $45,000 bonuses for arresting and torturing US citizens and Nazi Elmo’s taxpayer handout.

    But there I go again, “whining”.

  57. 57

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Tuesday, 7/22/25 at 6:14 am

    51,
    She was too cowardly to even appear before the judge who admonished her, or the decent, law abiding, perfectly innocent man that she smeared with her unlawful indictment in service to a fat tyrant.

    Just as the Nazi Fucktard is too cowardly now to admit that he was full of shit when he joined in that smear.

    They grovel like dogs.

  58. 58

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Tuesday, 7/22/25 at 7:21 am

    Former President Clinton meets briefly with AG Loretta Lynch.
    MAGA turds lose their shit.

    Attorney General Bondi supplies Current President Fat Hitler with the private, personal tax filings of a political enemy so that Fat Hitler can post them to the world harassing and doxxing his political enemies.
    MAGA turds dance around the flames cheering.

    This is Republican “integrity”.

  59. 59

    TACO 🌮🌮🌮 spews:

    Tuesday, 7/22/25 at 7:35 am

    It is the year 2250. American & Chinese officials meet in Lisbon for the ceremonial “extending of the tariff deadline”, celebrating the two countries’ trade relationship in an annual tradition whose vague and fabled origins are now lost in the mists of time.

  60. 60

    lmao spews:

    Tuesday, 7/22/25 at 8:12 am

    So kreepee dumbfuck’s favorite humor site that can’t be funny to save it’s life..

    Its editor says Gaza’s 200 professed Catholics support Hamas.

    So bomb, bomb, bomb Catholic Church Israel.

    The following proves even always wrong wingers can’t fucking stand the shitty Babylon Bee.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk6qRSyxvxY

    And even has had it with Israel.

  61. 61

    lmao spews:

    Tuesday, 7/22/25 at 8:14 am

    Here’s one to to trigger dumbfuck:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW_A8DUdDJ4

    Lacks dick pics.

  62. 62

    lmao spews:

    Tuesday, 7/22/25 at 8:46 am

    Never look here!

    In the five months since President Trump first announced sweeping tariffs, Amazon quietly raised prices on low-cost products such as deodorant, protein shakes and pet care items, according to a Wall Street Journal analysis of nearly 2,500 items.

    On average, prices on inexpensive goods like these increased 5% by July, but some jumped by as much as 136%.

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/amazon-quietly-raises-prices-on-everyday-essentials-amid-tariffs/ar-AA1J4FBc?ocid=BingNewsVerp

    But cold.. boxcheck.. and dick pics..

  63. 63

    RedReformed spews:

    Tuesday, 7/22/25 at 8:51 am

    @58. No fair remembering stuff

  64. 64

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Tuesday, 7/22/25 at 9:44 am

    63,
    The Nazi Fucktard is the one who can’t quit Bill Clinton.

  65. 65

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 7/22/25 at 10:15 am

    @ 48

    Why would a Delta pilot expect a B-52 to fly over a fairground through the airport landing pattern unless someone warned him?

    It’s referred to as the FAA pre-flight warning system, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit.

    Federal Aviation Administration (.gov)
    https://www.faa.gov › atpubs › fs_html › chap5_section_1
    Pre-flight services are those provided prior to takeoff to assist pilots in flight planning for the safe and efficient operation of aircraft.

    You are an increasingly stupid individual. Just as pilots must review weather and visibility information before flying, they must also review everything the FAA tells them that might be out of the ordinary. Like, say, an airshow near the planned flight path.

  66. 66

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 7/22/25 at 10:18 am

    @ 56

    No tower radar and no TCAS at Minot because …

    despite four years in office Biden did not see fit to install either.

    Weaker and weaker, liberals are becoming.

  67. 67

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 7/22/25 at 10:46 am

    Re the 82 year-old man that both Hops and Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit posted about in the Extravaganza thread over the weekend (see @ 74, 75, 86, 88 in that thread):

    1. Guatemala says they have received no one of South American origin.

    2. Chile has records that a man with the same name and birth date died in 2019 (granted, perhaps a common name, but still).

    3. A Guatemalan hospital his daughter claimed treated him for pneumonia has no record that he was ever there.

    4. ICE says it didn’t deport him.

    5. DHS says there is no record of him having an appointment in Philly about a green card.

    6. The family has gone silent and is no longer responding to questions.

    You libbies were hoaxed, but it gave you some fun over the weekend, anyway. Just like the fun the Selzer poll result in Iowa gave you the weekend before the November presidential elections.

    Is it fun being in the minority, libbies? ’cause it’s fun watching you run from one false allegation to the next, and then looking like gullible fucks when the truth comes out.

  68. 68

    RedReformed spews:

    Tuesday, 7/22/25 at 11:31 am

    Mike Johnson Adjourns Lawmakers to an Early Recess to Avoid Republicans Voting on the Epstein File Release to protect child abusers.

  69. 69

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 7/22/25 at 11:54 am

    Q: What’s the last thing that goes through a seagull’s mind when it hits your windshield?

  70. 70

    lmao spews:

    Tuesday, 7/22/25 at 11:58 am

    Is it fun being in the minority

    Never had a better time seeing klownservatics twist themselves in knots over the pedos in their midst…

    Not these pedos though..

    https://www.donaldwatkins.com/post/are-any-epstein-pedophiles-on-the-daily-kos-list-of-republican-sexual-predators-abusers-and-enabl

    Never those pedos. klownservaturds merely project them on Dems. And then there’s the funny blowback.. tooodaaaammnfuuuuneeeee

  71. 71

    lmao spews:

    Tuesday, 7/22/25 at 12:07 pm

    R.I.P Ozzy..

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/obituaries/2025/07/22/ozzy-osbourne-dead/

    Sabbath made its mark, sure. A fav of all heavy band, goth or dark-side tinged musicians who came after. But I never paid all that much attention to either Sabbath or Ozzy post Sabbath..

    He was a character though.

  72. 72

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Tuesday, 7/22/25 at 1:13 pm

    despite four years in office

    MAGA turd Rapepublican majorities after 2022 killed every penny of transpo funding because of Gay Agenda Panic.

    The definition of weakness is MAGA turds shitting themselves over my two Daddies.

  73. 73

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Tuesday, 7/22/25 at 1:20 pm

    Three LACSD Sheriff’s Deps who blew themselves up at a training center last week we’re trying to saw open a live hand grenade.

    You just hate to see it.

  74. 74

    G spews:

    Tuesday, 7/22/25 at 1:41 pm

    You libbies were hoaxed

    You e been scammed

  75. 75

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Tuesday, 7/22/25 at 1:55 pm

    DHS says…

    The Nazi Fucktard misspelled “lies”.

  76. 76

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 7/22/25 at 2:21 pm

    @ 73

    Xrayed and found to be inert.

    It was later reported by the same source that the explosives, two military-style grenades, were X-rayed at the scene and deemed inert on Thursday.

    If only they had paid for a radiology consult.

  77. 77

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 7/22/25 at 2:21 pm

    [Deleted, duplicate]

  78. 78

    Como se dice “ Donald Trump fucked a 14-year-old“ spews:

    Tuesday, 7/22/25 at 2:56 pm

    So there’s at least one special agent who said “fuck this. I’m here to put pedophiles in jail, not cover for them.”

    Sen. Dick Durbin of Illinois, the top Democrat on the Senate Judiciary, said last week that his office received information that about 1,000 agents were given that instruction. Durbin’s office said it sourced the information from a protected
    FBI whistleblower disclosure.

  79. 79

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 7/22/25 at 3:25 pm

    Mike Lee isn’t the dumbest senator, Tommy Tubes is, but Lee is a shoot-from-the-hip gullible moron.

    Sen. Mike Lee, R-Utah, on Tuesday reportedly shared and then hastily deleted a fake, apparently AI-generated letter purporting to show Jerome Powell resigning as chairman of the Federal Reserve.

    https://www.cnbc.com/2025/07/22/powell-fed-resignation-fake-mike-lee.html

  80. 80

    Stu from Internet spews:

    Tuesday, 7/22/25 at 3:54 pm

    Ozzy Osbourne raised $190 million for charity as his last public act. The televangelists who said you’d go to hell if you listened to his music all ended up having child brides or swindling your grandma.

  81. 81

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 7/22/25 at 4:10 pm

    USOC now will keep chicks with dicks off of the US Olympic Team.

    Bruce Jenner could not be reached for comment.

  82. 82

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 7/22/25 at 4:12 pm

    @ 80

    The televangelists who said you’d go to hell if you listened to his music…

    God bit off the head of Ozzy Ozbourne.

  83. 83

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 7/22/25 at 4:36 pm

    @65 Do you have some evidence that a NOTAM or preflight notice was issued on the B-52’s junket, or are you blowing smoke out of your ass again?

    While you try to blame the Delta pilot, the Air Force blames the controllers for not notifying the B-52 crew about the Delta flight, and the Delta pilot obviously wasn’t notified of the B-52 flyover.

    There’s zero indication a NOTAM or PIB was issued. Pull your head out of your ass. This was an FAA screwup.

  84. 84

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 7/22/25 at 5:30 pm

    @67 It’s certainly possible the family perpetrated a hoax on the local news outlet that initially reported the story, which was then picked up by other media. But if this is a hoax, as it now appears to be, it pales in comparison with the scope and scale of lies and fabrications your tribe routinely embraces without investigation and continues to cling to even after thorough debunking. So you’re in no position to tongue lash anyone else for being victimized by liars.

    What sets apart reputable journalism from your “sources,” and “the left” as your ilk likes to call people who actually care about truth, which you and your ilk do not, is that “the left” investigates discrepancies like these, and disowns stories that don’t hold up.

    Some of you are still clinging to the Big Lie that Trump was cheated out of a 2020 election victory, and busily embracing fantastic falsehoods about Trump’s Big Ugly Bill, among other transgressions against reality. The Republican Party spits out fabrications and falsehoods like a collapsed star spewing neutrons.

    And if this story turns out to be fabricated, that doesn’t delegitimize the many well-documented reports of ICE abuses, but that’s probably too logical for your pea brain to handle.

  85. 85

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 7/22/25 at 5:32 pm

    @69 Shitting on your car during a flyby. On Whidbey Island, seagulls think of nothing else, except finding food to turn into birdshit to use as ordnance.

  86. 86

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 7/22/25 at 5:40 pm

    @76 It’s not hard to tell a practice grenade from a live grenade. If it doesn’t say “Practice” and have a hole in its bottom, don’t mess with it.

    I used to carry these babies in my pockets in Vietnam. When I didn’t want them anymore, I pulled the pin and threw it into a river. The water contains the explosion and traps the fragments.

    The ex-tenant is in a heap of trouble when they find him. The only way an ex-military person can take a grenade off base is by stealing it. So that’s an offense right there. When they catch up with him, and they will, he’ll probably be charged with murder but the legally proper charge is manslaughter.

    For exceedingly reckless conduct involving stolen military ordnance that takes out three cops, there’s arguably no upper limit on length of sentence. Maybe they can even get him under the UCMJ and send him to Leavenworth.

  87. 87

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 7/22/25 at 5:54 pm

    I wonder if he’s one of those Proud Boy types who stole grenades to arm an anti-government militia?

  88. 88

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 7/22/25 at 5:56 pm

    @76 Not you. I doubt you could distinguish a grenade from an avocado.

  89. 89

    G spews:

    Tuesday, 7/22/25 at 5:57 pm

    but that’s probably too logical for your pea brain to handle

    Oh, he knows better, but he’s part of a cult following intent on destruction. He’s a terrorist. He’ll get his one day. Trust God.

  90. 90

    G spews:

    Tuesday, 7/22/25 at 6:00 pm

    I used to carry these babies in my pockets in Vietnam

    He’s a POS

  91. 91

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 7/22/25 at 8:34 pm

    @91 He’s a never served. Like Trump, and most Republicans you know.

  92. 92

    Steve spews:

    Wednesday, 7/23/25 at 2:27 pm

    Our fabulously wealthy Nazi dumbfuck trades options in his retirement years and without a single losing trade. Amazing. What else does he do during retirement? He grows little Christmas trees so he can make a little money. Oh, and he’s got a little boat to paddle around in, seeing as how someone stole his little outboard motor.

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