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While Russia was sending drones and missiles to take out high rise residential buildings Ukraine destroyed the space command center in Crimea using US made (Thanks Joe!) ATACMS.
Couple bits of significance, Russia uses that command center to control satellites, satellites that are used to guide missiles AND rumored to control attack satellites to use against other nation’s orbital assets.
The other bit is the center was protected by Russian S-500 defense system, Russia’s Golden Dome, so to speak and Ukraine just showed the world that technology is for the most part useless against the discontinued (2020) ATACMS that we gave Ukraine because the Pentagon considered the weapon outdated. The S-500 came into service also in 2020.
Remember when dumbfuck called IRS workers fired by the DOGE mass purge “leaches”?
Trump administration races to fix a big mistake: DOGE fired too many people
Across the government, officials are rehiring federal workers who were forced out or encouraged to resign.
Early this spring, the Food and Drug Administration fired nearly 50 workers in the Office of Regulatory Policy — only to turn around and order them back to the office with one day’s notice.
After dismissing thousands of probationary employees for fabricated “performance” issues, the IRS reversed course and told them to show up to work in late May.
And some staff at the U.S. Agency for International Development, dismantled in the first days of the Trump administration by a gleeful Elon Musk and his cost-cutting team at the U.S. DOGE Service, checked their inboxes this month to find an unexpected offer: Would you consider returning — to work for the State Department?
https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2025/06/06/doge-staff-cuts-rehiring-federal-workers/
orange pants shitter just babbled that elmo “lost his mind”.. wow. thanks pants shitter for telling us what we already knew about that asshole dope fiend. But why hire back IRS workers? Have ya gone librul?
the widbee dumbfuck is face-palming at you!
True to form, the magats now hate TSLA:
“Boooooooooooo CYBERTRUCK!”
“This is a lesson the MAGA right needed to learn right now,” he continued. The establishment Republican Party had already gone through something similar, Kassam said, when the tea party “got bought out by the Kochs,” referring to two wealthy brothers who funded traditionalist conservative causes.
“I was very worried for a time that MAGA would be bought out by the oligarchs, too,” he said. “And it’s just so satisfying to see that that is now no longer the case.”
All evening, acerbic tones of a Musk-inspired diss track could be heard across the bar.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2025/06/06/butterworths-trump-musk-feud-maga/
Dissing the oligarchs.. Wow.. just wow.. A very sad troll in widbee is going to check itself in at the Affirm Clinic, buy out the store and then burn up every vip room in sight drawing from cases of Jack Daniels.
John Fugelsang on BlueSky
Trump vs. Musk
is like watching the Hindenburg
crash into the Titanic
to the theme from “Benny Hill.”
The silly reign of error of Kristi Noem:
On May 29, Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem released a “comprehensive list of sanctuary jurisdictions.” She was “exposing these sanctuary politicians” because they are “endangering Americans and our law enforcement in order to protect violent criminal illegal aliens.”
list of more than 500 states, counties and cities was riddled with errors: misspellings, cities and counties mistaken for each other, and places that don’t exist.
Worse, scores of the “sanctuary politicians” she called out turned out to be leaders of MAGA counties and towns with no sanctuary policies on their books. Complaints poured in from Trump allies across the country. “You don’t have that many mistakes on such an important federal document,” said Pat Burns, the Trump-backing mayor of the right-wing stronghold of Huntington Beach, California, mislabeled as a sanctuary city. He told the Associated Press that “somebody’s got to answer” for this “negligent” behavior.
Good luck with that.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2025/06/06/trump-mistakes-noem-rfk/
To fan bois like Matt Gaetz and the widbee dumbfuck, Kristi’s list was fine work.. Sorry guys, Corey’s already taken her.
Russia is ready for elmo:
But easily the most provocative offer came from Musk’s onetime rival in spaceflight, Dmitry Rogozin, former head of Russia’s space agency Roscosmos. The two sparred publicly for years on Twitter.
On Thursday, Rogozin, now an official in occupied Ukraine who heads a special technical military combat battalion, BARS-Sarmat, invited Musk to flee the United States and join in the war on Russia’s side.
“Elon @elonmusk, don’t be upset! You are respected in Russia. If you encounter insurmountable problems in the US, come to us and become one of us — a ‘Bars-Sarmat’ fighter,” he wrote on X. “Here you will find reliable comrades and complete freedom of technical creativity.”
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/06/06/russia-musk-trump-rift-asylum-mediation/
Doesn’t drug use mean a harsh prison sentence in Siberia? Fine. Go where you’re wanted elmo. You wore out your welcome here long ago, you dope addled asshole, you “illegal”. heh.
2)GLONASS, Russian GPS.
All of the Ivys except Columbia have filed friend of the court briefings in favor of Harvard against Donnie, the legacy admit.
Columbia seems to have not learned the lesson that if you bend over and take it once they’ll come again this time for your accreditation.
Now is that so hard?. But the fun part is he gets to file a civil suit against ICE, customs, The president because his removal from the country was 100% illegal.
Damn funny if he’s not guilty
Tell me this is a joke! Too funny!
Beyond a bunch of clowns. A bunch of mother fucking assholes that would kill their grandmothers for money.
The most embarrassing administration turning this country and democracy into the biggest embarrassment, making socialism most attractive.
Did I sleep through the weekend and wake up on Monday? No, today is Friday and all is well, except Carl lost track of the days again.
@4 Now that Teslas are hated by both the left and the right, who’s left to sell self-combusting cars to?
@10 Remember when Pam Bondi loudly declared Abrego Garcia would “never” return to the United States? That was a short “never.”
Of course, they’re going to try him on criminal charges, to wit: Transporting illegals for financial gain. If he did, fine, convict him and then deport him legally.
But if I’m on the jury, driving an Uber or accepting gas money from friends doesn’t count.
In other news today, Russia is offering to mediate peace talks between Trump and Musk.
https://thehill.com/policy/international/5337357-russia-trump-musk-peace-deal/
Oh look, Bondi is facing a bar complaint in Florida, filed by dozens of law professors and former state supreme court justices, alleging that
including compelling DoJ lawyers
and threatening them
alleging this conduct
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/article307770070.html#storylink=cpy
So I have a question: Can a nonlawyer or disbarred lawyer serve as attorney general of the United States?
@ 5
Trump vs. Musk
is like watching the Hindenburg
crash into the Titanic
to the theme from “Benny Hill.”
Who’s watching? Why, it’s Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer, who can do nothing else.
@11
He didn’t even get to give a 15 year old a ride in the backseat.
@ 10
Kilmar Abrego Garcia on way back to US to face criminal charges: Sources
On his way back to prison in the US to face criminal charges.
Democrats seem very happy to have gotten their human trafficker back.
Going after the lawyers is a smart move. If SCOTUS is going to give Trump immunity, then go after the lawyers who bend to his will and carry out his illegal orders. They have no immunity. Make it plain: Aid and abet a tyrant, lose your license. That strengthens the rule of law and reinforces an important guardrail against abuses of power.
Kristi Noem lies to Congress a lot.
Less than a month ago.
DOGE will have access to Social Security documents.
Good.
Republicans still confuse Sikhs with Muslims, as did a white supremacist mass murderer some years back.
In today’s immigration enforcement news,
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ice-officers-shipping-container-djibouti_n_68430211e4b043146daa7d75
😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
Absolutely.
That’s how law and order works. And that’s what Real Patriotic Americans and the Supreme Court of the United States are demanding. Only criminal scumbags and MAGA Fucktards oppose law and order.
Here’s the statute of limitations on the crime(s) that Abrego Garcia is charged with, which apparently arise from a 2021 traffic stop:
https://www.statutes-limitations.com/criminal-statutes-of-limitations/immigration-offenses-statute-of-limitations/illegal-alien-smuggling-statute-of-limitations
Krazy Karoline calls the arrests of the family of the Colorado domestic terrorist “important matters of both homeland security and national security.”
No, Karoline, it’s not, but I don’t expect an airhead like you to understand that punishing a criminal’s wife and kids for his crimes is a Stalin and North Korea thing, not something we do here in America.
https://www.rawstory.com/karoline-leavitt-explodes-on-fox-news-after-another-court-smackdown/
17)Will be interesting with her brother about to possibly be the DC Bar President.
DOGE are now DERP STATE enemies of the the MAGA administration.
27,
Bondi just fired Ben Schraeder, the former Chief of the Criminal Division for the Nashville DOJ office, because he absolutely refused to prosecute the case.
As usual, the Fucktard is way the fuck out over his ski tips on a criminal legal issue.
Teevee is not a good law school.
Oops part two
ICE and NYPD hauled off a Chilean woman on suspicion of being an illegal. She’s here on a valid tourist visa and they left her 12 year old daughter on the street as they took her away and held her for eight hours.
ICE stated ‘she was observed speaking Mexican and she’s caramel colored so you understand how it happened.”
Oshit.. we were told Abrego Garcia was an “illegal” at best, a terrorist almost certainly by the serious unintelligent widbee dumbfuck.
We were also told by dumbfuck that personally, Abrego Garcia exceeds in character the typical Seattle Democrat.
Oh that must be because Abrego Garcia knows how to handle a woman. kreepy dumbfuck respects that.
Abrego Garcia, personal faults and all, will be totally lawyered up for the Bondi shitshow trial.
The case will be dismissed but no worries other bullshit charges will be filed on the 2019 horseshit and his immigrant status.
It won’t end for him until the orange pants shitter/jerkoff dick bowman shitshow is sent packing.
But then they said, “nothing could be done” to release him from Bukele the Palestinian’s dungeons.
Y’all knew that Nayib Bukele is Palestinian, amirite? Funny last name and all.. Makes funny bed fellows with orange pants shitter and its chief fellator at HA, the kreepee widbee dumbfuck.
Just a couple of Heterosexual Neanderthals with the Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus.
https://apnews.com/article/maxwell-anderson-trial-dismemberment-guilty-verdicts-cf8658bb54dc7f430f519ed92936f41a
and
https://apnews.com/article/arkansas-prison-escape-devil-ozarks-grant-hardin-44d5a0f6868f84651902aec05caa45e7
Not a National Security risk. Just your ordinary. a-ok accepted lifestyle.
Where is ICE when you need them for real?
@ 27
Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit, the POS illegal alien MS-13 gang member and wife-beater is charged with conspiracy.
five years
What Is the Statute of Limitations for Conspiracy? The statute of limitations for the crime of conspiracy is five years. The prosecution has to begin working on the case within 5 years of the last committed overt act.
Navigating Charges Under Federal Conspiracy Statute
I’m hearing rumors that Dumbfuck is trafficking equine.
@25
Here are the other 3
😮😮😮
Ahh, yes, the only good wife beater is the American citizen kind.
Grab’ems by the Pussy!
@20 “Democrats seem very happy to have gotten their human trafficker back.”
Our armchair lawyer doesn’t realize the case isn’t about Abrego Garcia’s guilt or innocence, or anything he did, but rather is about the rule of law and obeying the courts.
Pretty shitty armchair lawyering, if you ask me. Junior high school kids could do better.
@23 Including yours.
The pardoned Proud Boys seditionists are suing the government for $100 million. In these days of austerity budgets, Trump won’t give them $100m, but he’ll make them millionaires at taxpayer expense, while Republicans in Congress tell us we can’t afford school lunches for poor kids. Literally taking food from hungry kids’ mouths to enrich criminals is a campaign gift the Democrats couldn’t have imagined in their wildest dreams.
Democrats seem very happy to have gotten their human trafficker back.
BIG YAWN…
Wasn’t it dumbfuck who crowed about shitstain Abbott and Klown DEE-Santis “trafficking” “illegals” to liberal enclaves?
Uhhh. dumbfuck said they were “illegal” so to transport them, that has to be trafficking.
Not only is dumbfuck the silliest always wrong wing fellator in chief, it’s also the most seriously unintelligent.
S’ok dumbfuck you don’t have to take the “L”. We all know you’re a coward.
@29 If Bondi is also licensed in D.C. (not required), if she’s disbarred in Florida, the D.C. bar will impose reciprocal discipline and she’ll lose that license too.
Proof that Bukele was never an obstacle to Abrego Garcia’s return to the U.S., and only the Trump administration’s defiance of court orders prevented his return:
https://www.tennessean.com/story/news/politics/2025/06/06/kilmar-abrego-garcia-returning-to-us/84075231007/
This undoubtedly will come up during Bondi’s licensure discipline proceedings.
@32 The best thing Kristi Noem has going for her is she’s not a lawyer, so she can’t be disbarred too.
However, if farm girl ever decides to become a lawyer, her actions as DHS secretary will come up during the character and fitness review adjunctive to licensure.
Trump isn’t a total failure. He’s really good at destroying future political careers.
@33 “other bullshit charges will be filed on the 2019 horseshit”
And probably would be barred by a statute of limitations.
@35 Did I say the new charges against Abrego Garcia were barred by limitations? No, I did not, learn to fucking read. All I did was post the statute without comment. You have less reading comprehension than a 7th grader.
@37 I thought maybe those three escaped the container, but apparently I was mistaken.
@42 He still doesn’t get that it isn’t about what Abrego Garcia, it’s about complying with court orders, which is way above the armchair lawyer’s intellectual capacities.
I know many of my liberal friends are against the death penalty in all cases, but it’s too bad Washington won’t be able to hang this guy when he’s caught.
If he kills a cop in Idaho or Montana while on the run, it’ll be a different story, but I sure hope that doesn’t happen. Anyway, he’s probably in Canada by now.
https://www.king5.com/article/news/crime/enchantments-surrounding-areas-closed-manhunt-travis-decker/281-e0e5c17c-feeb-42d6-ab18-565434265989