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So, I guess a comic made some jokes at the White House Correspondents Dinner. Very offensive. I for one am sure that nobody who works in the Trump White House has ever heard vulgarity or insult.

Seriously though, I think the dinner is pretty gross as a concept. Oh we’re chummy buddy buddy over here. That should definitely be our job. I guess the White House correspondents should do their jobs better before they throw themselves a party.

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    Thank you ever so much, former Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid.

    President Donald Trump and Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell are rapidly filling U.S. federal courts with young conservatives who will shape American law for generations to come.

    The Republican-led Senate confirmed Trump’s 15th appeals court nominee this week — more than the last five presidents at this juncture — with eight of the new judges in their 40s, and seven in their 50s. McConnell set the stage Thursday to confirm six more, one day after a committee voted to cut debate time, which if approved would further speed things up.
    …
    Trump’s record so far also includes 17 Trump-nominated judges on district courts, and conservative favorite Neil Gorsuch is on the Supreme Court…

    https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-04-27/mcconnell-cements-a-legacy-for-trump-with-reshaped-u-s-courts

    Which reminds me that I need to thank Joe Biden as well.

    Just wait until Trump gets his hands on the Nutty Ninth.

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    Every time I receive one of those rightwing emails and call bullshit on it, the sender complains that I can’t take a joke. That’s what these characters do when they’re caught lying; they claim it was a “joke.”

    Well, it seems they can’t take a joke that doesn’t claim to be anything other than a joke.

    Hypocrisy is every Republican’s middle name.

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    Netanyahu is up to his evil shit again.

    https://www.cnbc.com/2018/04/30/netanyahu-claims-to-show-irans-secret-nuclear-files-obtained-by-israel.html

    Meanwhile, not only did Ronnie Jackson’s VA nomination blow up, but he’s out as Trump’s doctor, too.

    https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/29/politics/ronny-jackson-donald-trump-white-house-physician/index.html

    And finally, the Trump campaign is paying Cohen’s legal defense bills, even though they don’t know that guy.

    http://abcnews.go.com/Politics.....dlines_hed

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    “I guess the White House correspondents should do their jobs better before they throw themselves a party.”

    This guy gets it.

    The DC press are a fucking disgrace. None of them are real human beings any more. And they certainly don’t share tastes and values with the majority of Americans. Lazy as fuck and all completely preoccupied with their own careers. And that’s why this roast routine turns out this way. Pros work on their materials for months and sometimes years. When they get a call for something like this they throw together a completely untested set of material that’s been assembled in only a few weeks with zero opportunity to really test it because the material is all so targeted.

    So the smart money is on insulting the fuck out of the audience itself. Because the worst thing you could be accused of after a performance in front of those people would be sucking up. But the silicone Kewpie dolls of modern media are so mulishly dense they still think of themselves as “heroic” and so they can’t understand why the outsider they invited in to amuse them with jokes isn’t more interested in kissing their asses.

    Perspective: “Otter-smooth, 9 inches circumcised” Jeff Guckert was a White House correspondent. I don’t really know who Michelle Wolf is. But I’ve got a sneaky feeling her career track is incapable of being disturbed by the opinions of people like that.

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    @7 Michelle Wolf is a comedian.

    Bibi Netanyahu is not. He’s about to be indicted for fraud by his own country, so why should anyone believe him?

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    You read it here first: Roger Rabbit predicted months ago that GOP fiscal policies would bring inflation instead of jobs.

    You read it here on October 20, 2017: Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit lauded the merits of GE stock and recommended it, in part because of the since-halved dividend it pays.

    GE poised to snap 13-month losing streak, longest in decades

    https://www.marketwatch.com/story/ge-poised-to-snap-13-month-losing-streak-longest-in-decades-2018-04-30?mod=bnbh

    My Notadumbfuck Method of investing: Each and every time Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit opens his fat yap, my method becomes more and more of a How-to guide.

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    @ 8

    He’s about to be indicted for fraud by his own country, so why should anyone believe him?

    Isn’t that like asking why anyone should believe Bill Clinton, who was impeached by his own country’s legislature?

    As with impeachment, there’s one more step beyond indictment in the legal process before you have something solid to claim, Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit – think Robert Menendez. Hell, think Tom DeLay and Ted Stevens, for that matter. What a surprise that I would need to explain this to HA’s resident expert attorney.

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    @10 “and recommended it”

    That’s an out-and-out lie, and you’ve been called out on it multiple times, but keep sawing on that fiddle hoping someday it’ll be a Stradivarius and you’ll be a violinist; that’s what dumbfucks do.

    @12 “Bill Clinton, who was impeached by his own country’s legislature”

    And acquitted by his own country’s legislature. But, fwiw, I didn’t believe Bill Clinton and didn’t vote for him, which makes you a dumbfuck twice over.

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    @12 “As with impeachment, there’s one more step beyond indictment in the legal process before you have something solid to claim, Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit – think Robert Menendez. Hell, think Tom DeLay and Ted Stevens, for that matter. What a surprise that I would need to explain this to HA’s resident expert attorney.”

    Bleats the dumbfuck who, just one paragraph earlier, was tootling about Bill Clinton’s impeachment while omitting that he was acquitted.

    The problem for you is that Netanyahu hasn’t been acquitted.

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    So it comes out that Kelly has referred to drumpf as an “idiot”..

    https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/kelly-thinks-he-s-saving-u-s-disaster-calls-trump-n868961

    Many times!

    Uh.. not that controversial.. This country has a birther troll as a preznit. How many times have we HA HEROES called dumbfuck trolls “idiots”..

    Not controversial but funny, yes!

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    @ 14

    The problem for you is that Netanyahu hasn’t been acquitted.

    The problem for you is that neither has he been indicted, Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit.

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    “…old time Republicans included…”

    Fuck them. Including Richard Painter. I’m not at all impressed that he’s been outspoken in his criticism of President PornHub-PussyGrabber. That is not nearly enough. And that can’t be said enough.

    As our own perverted sick trolls make abundantly clear, these people are perfectly content to use the “fucking moron” to get a few morsels of the grift, regardless of the consequences to their own party, much less the consequences to the nation. Mocking or criticizing Trump won’t change anything. So it certainly shouldn’t absolve them of the huge role they played in bringing out country low.

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    @16 Looks like Bleating Dumbfuck figured out what “about to be indicted” means.

    The thing is, doc, Bill Clinton will never, ever be found guilty by the Senate and removed from office, and Robert Menendez will never, ever be tried and convicted of corruption. But there’s a distinct possibility that Bibi Netanyahu will be indicted, tried, and convicted of fraud. All I’m saying is that if you believe what he says, there’s a distinct possibility you could end up looking like a dumbfuck.

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    That’s good news. As I mentioned here this morning, the more the trailerbillies beat that drum, the more they promote the support of their weakest mid-term candidates in key elections.

    The more they go after law enforcement, the better off Don Blankenship and Joe Arpaio, and the more they expand the map for Democrats. At this point they haven’t got any prospect of actually impeaching Rosenstein. But if it gets Hannity, Dobbs, Coulter, Rushbo, Jones, and the rest bleating incessantly about “corrupt law enforcement” it’ll bring out the Sov-Cit/jail-stripe voters in their primaries and deliver Roy Moore’s from coast to coast.

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    23,
    It would have to be a conspiracy of “overzealous” law enforcement, 14-year-old adolescent girls, and I guess another NSA time machine.
    You modern conservatives are just a stitch.
    BENGHAAAZIIII!!!!!!!

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    23,
    Wherein a “conservatard”, his mind now permanently stupefied with daily doses of Orange Throat-Yogurt Shame, observes from his side of the Orange Event Horizon two roughly congruent events, one of which did in fact happen, the other of which could not possibly have happened, and sees “equivalence”.

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    Will the Snowflakes ever get over the Correspondence Dinner. They aren’t going to start crying. Are they?

    For a group that loves bacon, they sure are upset that the pigs ass got fried last night.

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    @28 Is there anybody on the planet that looks more like Miss Piggy than Sarah Huckabee Sanders?

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    Snowflakes are DUMMOCRETINS. The term has already been defined. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Snowflake

    Began being used extensively as a putdown for someone, usually on the political left, who is easily offended or felt they needed a “safe space” away from the harsh realities of the world, but now has morphed into a general putdown for anyone that complains about any subject.

    The last part was added to assuage the leftist libtard feelings.

    Till Next Time!

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    Snowflake is as Snowflake does.
    Just like child molester is as child molester does;
    wife beater is as wife beater does;
    pornfucker is as pornfucker does;
    traitor is as traitor does;
    Roypublican is as Roypublican does;
    And Piddly is… a freak who does bad bad things to helpless innocent goats.

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    “And Piddly is… a freak who does bad bad things to helpless innocent goats.”

    Poor things.

    #goatlivesmatter

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    Poor shitstain steve, demonstrating his hate of farm animals again for the 95th time since arriving! Go for 96 in the same thread ya TOOL!

    Count them up creepy crazed clueless databaze deala!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Till Next Time!

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