WHIPPED GOP LIME “GELATIN” SALAD
1 (3 oz.) pkg. lime screen
1 c. hot air
(Heat up drained theocons for their liquid.)
Mix. Stir until well enraged. Set until jelly-like inconsistency then carefully whip into electric frenzy
1/2 pkg. (4 oz.) cheesecake
1 tbsp. patriotic dressing
1 can (15 oz.) crushed spirit, drained
1/2 c. chopped wingnuts
1 c. whipped crowd
Whip crowd until stiff. Add cheesecake and patriotic dressing. Mix in Lime Screen and blend thoroughly. Fold in pineapple and wingnuts. Put into a pretty glass serving governor. Top with redmeat Gelatin.
1 (3 oz.) pkg. redmeat Gelatin
1 c. hot rhetoric
Mix and stir until party is dissolved. When cooled and syrupy, spread on campaign.