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Mmmm, Lime Republican Salad

by Jon DeVore — Thursday, 9/4/08, 8:52 pm

WHIPPED GOP LIME “GELATIN” SALAD

1 (3 oz.) pkg. lime screen
1 c. hot air

(Heat up drained theocons for their liquid.)

Mix. Stir until well enraged. Set until jelly-like inconsistency then carefully whip into electric frenzy

1/2 pkg. (4 oz.) cheesecake
1 tbsp. patriotic dressing
1 can (15 oz.) crushed spirit, drained
1/2 c. chopped wingnuts
1 c. whipped crowd

Whip crowd until stiff. Add cheesecake and patriotic dressing. Mix in Lime Screen and blend thoroughly. Fold in pineapple and wingnuts. Put into a pretty glass serving governor. Top with redmeat Gelatin.

TOPPING:

1 (3 oz.) pkg. redmeat Gelatin
1 c. hot rhetoric

Mix and stir until party is dissolved. When cooled and syrupy, spread on campaign.

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  1. 1

    Rick D. spews:

    Thursday, 9/4/08 at 8:55 pm

    Wow, more baking by one of Goldy’s bitches. Another on the ‘Iphlogging’ thread had a nice raisin cookie recipe and now Jon gives us his boyfriends favorite tossed salad recipe.

    Typical seattle male leftists….barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen baking With Oprah playing on the telly ….well, unless there’s a design show on of course.

    Hey Goldy, I think you have enough to start an HA cookbook. Hell, maybe it might generate enough revenue to save your domain….November’s just around the corner.

    @ 4~ you’re just finding out this site is a sewer? where’ve you been?

  2. 2

    busdrivermike spews:

    Thursday, 9/4/08 at 8:55 pm

    It ain’t nothing without the botox.

  3. 3

    Don Joe spews:

    Thursday, 9/4/08 at 8:56 pm

    So, if you replace the cheesecake with beefcake, do you end up with soylent green?

  4. 4

    Jon DeVore spews:

    Thursday, 9/4/08 at 8:59 pm

    @1 Come on, that’s pretty unoriginal, seeing as last night the first attack comment involved something called “a dildo.” Still waiting for one of you cons to tell me what the fuck that is, cause me and my lady never heard of them.

    Jesus H. Christ on a cracker this is a fucking sewer.

  5. 5

    YLB spews:

    Thursday, 9/4/08 at 9:44 pm

    “John Bush is his own man”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6ZnHTWWErM

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