McCain robocalling WA state?

TPM reports that the McCain campaign is now sliming WA state of all places with it’s latest, ridiculous robocall:

Yup, according to McCain, we Democrats are dangerous, because we want to “give civil rights to terrorists and talk unconditionally to dictators.”  What an asshole.

And, what an idiot to waste even a fraction of a cent per call in a state he has no chance of winning.  Good thing McCain is about to get his ass kicked, because if he ran this country in any way near as disastrously as he’s run his campaign, he’d make George Bush look like George Washington.


  1. 1

    Mr. Cynical spews:

    When Obama lied about taking Public Campaign Money and instead has over $604 MILLION (millions probably illegal via untraceable, prepaid credit card donations), what do you expect McCain to do.
    McCain has a limited budget like most Americans.
    He cannot afford Obama luxuries and 1/2 hour TV Infomericals about himself on Prime Time TV.

  2. 2

    Steve spews:

    Ranching in Montana is such easy work. It affords Cynical the time to post day and night on a Western Washington political blog. He also has plenty of time to dine at his favorite cafe in Lacey, just a short hop from the BIAW headquarters in Olympia. Yes, ranching in Montana is such easy work.

  3. 3

    Bruce Rammit spews:

    And conversely, if you look at the Obama campaign and it’s get out the vote ground operation it speaks very well for his managerial ability.

    This country is in big big trouble. We’ll always have the Mr. Cynicals and the other wackos who call them selves conservatives while supporting polticians and behavior that is anything but conservative. They are true believers, and they had power for a while, and it will be at least a generation or two before Americans forget just how badly they fucked things up when they were given a chance.

    Obama has an opportunity to go down in history as another FDR who pulled this country’s ass out of a fire set by free market “conservative” wack jobs.

  4. 4

    Bruce Rammit spews:


    Blah blah blah blah. Obama raised that money in donations averaging $86 from hundreds of thousands of individual contributers. Hard working Americans. The reason that McCain doesn’t have that kind of money is because he doesn’t have support from enough fuckan wack jobs like yourself. Why don’t you give your goat a day off and send McCain a big fat check. Or have you already contributed the maximum allowed? I mean you are a rich stock market player aren’t ya?

    And for Christ’s sake you stupid stupid motherfucker go away. There are plenty of wingnut wack job blogs for you to spew your nonsense.

  5. 5

    Bruce Rammit spews:


    And don’t forget, that as a member of the investment class, Mr. Cynical has lots of free time to devote to his goats Sarah and Dino. Big Sarah Palin wink here!

  6. 6

    YellowPup spews:


    [Obama] has over $604 MILLION (millions probably illegal via untraceable, prepaid credit card donations) what do you expect McCain to do.

    Are you saying that I and thousands of others broke the law by donating less than $250 out of our own pockets to Obama? I mean, I could have donated more, but I support lots of candidates and causes. Didn’t realize I was breaking the law. Will immediately make up the difference to avoid prosecution!

    I would expect McCain to run a truthful campaign and not one based entirely on lame smears, hypocrisy, and hyperbole.

  7. 7

    KapsLocked spews:

    1 untraceable CREDIT CARD donations?!

    Isn’t that an oxymoron?

    Thanks for the LOL’s this afternoon, Mr. Cyn.

  8. 8

    HappyHeathen spews:

    My guess is that Republicans are staying home in record numbers and the Rossi people are behind this to get at least a few of them out. The old coattail theory.

  9. 9

    Mr. Cynical spews:

    Actually, people who had already given the Maximum, exceeded the maximum via this mechanism.
    Laugh all you want on this one…it’s Obama’s job to make certain folks don’t exceed the maximum and he hasn’t done it.

  10. 10

    Steve spews:

    It pains me to say this, but Mr. Cynical is actually right on this issue.
    Prepaid Credit cards are being used by Obama supporters to exceed the maximum contributions.

    But now, he can go back to goat fucking!!

  11. 13

    Steve spews:

    @10 Thanks for covering for me. There’s one point of correction – the real Mr. Cynical is never right about anything.

  12. 16

    Steve spews:

    Right-on Mr. C!!
    Even a goat fetish addict like me can see that Obama is up to no good.
    Taking one from a horny Billy really is great.
    Let me get out my roadmap.
    Any goat farms in your area??

  13. 17

    Steve spews:

    Actually, I’m learning that my goat fetish is caused by years of seminal backup causing my head(s) to nearly explode.
    I owe my new found freedom to Billy!

  14. 18

    Steve spews:

    Yeah, ranching in Montana is easy work, huh?

    Everything Cynical writes is a lie. There is no ranch. There are no investments. He’s just a low-paid BIAW stooge, consuming bags of Cheetos while posting all day and night at a computer in some dimly lit room at the BIAW headquarters in Olympia. He also fucks goats.

  15. 19

    Steve spews:

    Mr. Cyn–
    I have noticed you have called the leftists that post hear KLOWNS.
    I never understood why until I really started studying what Obama was about.
    He’s a Marxist.
    Keep up the good work.

  16. 20

    Steve spews:

    Hmm, it looks like Cynical’s head has exploded already. Darn, and I’d hoped he’d make it November 5th.

    Take a good look at what happened to Cynical, Puddz. You’re next.

  17. 21

    Steve spews:

    But that said @ 18–
    I love goats too!
    They are proving to be an outlet for my repressed feelings.
    I am considering starting a new business..
    a goat whorehouse called Goats R Me!
    What you guys think?
    I will certainly love the fringe benefits!

  18. 22

    Steve spews:

    I really wish I was more like you Puddy.
    I’m merely a goat-horny, poverty stricken low-life with barely 2 nickels to rub together.

    Barrack Obama promised me a Goat in Every Bed!
    Can’t wait for Inauguration Day!

  19. 25

    Steve spews:

    I have posted under many names starting with headless lucy, then ByeByeGOP…so many I cannot possibly remember.
    I have no life, no money.
    Look in Webster’s under dipshit—you’ll see my face.
    I want to beeeeeeee somebody.
    So I keep posting vulgar, stupid nonsense and ruin good blogs.
    Sharkansky banned me that asshole.
    So did Goldy, but I figured out another way to get around his ban.

    Look at me!
    I’m a celebrity!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  20. 26

    Mr. Cynical spews:

    Yessir Goldy…but you should probably ban Steve aka Headless Lucy aka ByeByeGOP aka Rammit Bruce and endless other id’s.

    He is not helping your Blog Goldy.
    Actually, folks do read your Threads…and pretty much stop there. Only a handful of folks actually participate in a meaningful way.

    Steve aka Headless Lucy aka ByeByeGOP aka Rammit Bruce and endless other id’s ain’t one of them.

  21. 27

    Steve spews:

    It’s fun watching you lose it, Cynical. Your head is exploding in spectacular fashion. This is far better than what happened to Marvin, poor sap.

  22. 28

    Sarah Ballam spews:

    I have no regard for a potential voter who can be convinced that Obama is a godless communist mohammedan.

    As a Christian, I can only hope such people have a full and clean supply of drool-bibs as they go about their daily business.

  23. 29

    Sarah Ballam spews:

    re 26: You are barking up the wrong tree.

    You just find it hard to believe that there are so many individual Democrats who are, each and every one, twice as smarter than you is.

  24. 30

    Rujax! spews:


    Why can’t you just admit you’re wrong? Your organization is A-moral and does illegal things, your candidates suck and are going to lose…badly…and your economic and social philosophy is exposed as a complete sham…

    …oh wait…YOU’RE BIAW aren’t you?

    Shit, I forgot.

    You HAVE no morals or ethics or compunctions with regard to massing power and wealth by running roughshod over state and community environmental restrictions, growth control agreements and building safety and construction codes…and you NEVER admit you’re wrong.

    Aside from THAT…you’re just a garden variety asshole.

    Aaaaand you’re pissing “dad” off. stop it.

  25. 31

    Mr. Cynical spews:

    29. Sarah Ballam spews:

    re 26: You are barking up the wrong tree.

    You just find it hard to believe that there are so many individual Democrats who are, each and every one, twice as smarter than you.

    You mean like Steve?????????????
    He’s your posterboy, right?
    Goat Fornication is the answer to nearly every question, right.
    Yup, Steve is twice as smart as me according to Sarah Ballam..who is also Steve!!

    C’mon Goldy…get this TRUE KLOWN outta here…again.
    You banned ByeBye and here he is again.

  26. 32

    headless lucy spews:

    If you dig a 3’x 5′ pit about 3′ deep, line the bottom with 6″ of sand, burn massive amounts of mesquite until it is just coals, then take a freshly slaughtered young goat (un-f**ed)wrap it in burlap, put smooth rocks over the coals, then put the goat in the pit.

    Cover the goat with sand and build another fire just like the 1st one. Cover the coals with dirt and come back tomorrow and retrieve the goat.

    Bring freshly chopped tomatoes and cilantro and lettuce and lots of tortillas.

    Provide all the guests with plenty of goat meat and massive amounts of Pabst beer.

    That’s the kind of good times you can enjoy with ‘illegal aliens’.

    Then you can all go vote several times for Obama.

  27. 33

    Mr. Cynical spews:

    Get a grip. My wife & I are retired….and tired of Socialist/Marxist bullshit.
    Obama knows what 6-time Socialist Party Presidential Candidate Norman Thomas spewed:

    “The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of ‘liberalism’ they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.”
    – Norman Thomas

    There is the bottom line.
    McCain was too afraid of being called a “racist” to call bullshit on Obama months ago about this Socialist/Marxist bullshit. He tip-toed around. Most of you Progressives don’t even know what a Progressive is!!

    Cynical Challenge:


    Don’t go to Wikepedia or the Dictionary…give it to me from your heart.

    What is a Progressive??

  28. 34

    headless lucy spews:

    Republican Sen. Ted Stevens has just been convicted of 7 felonies and will surely end his days in the Pokey.

    The most dramatic thing he can think of about the whole thing is that he is ‘disappointed’.

    That’s something only a sociopathic personality could come up with: “Disappointed”???

    There’s a lot more disappointment where that came from.

  29. 35

    headless lucy spews:

    Cyn.: There is no definition of Progressivism that will fit on a cocktail napkin (Laffler/trickle-down joke … heh!!). But, I think that the root word ‘Progress’ kind of gets to the root meaning of it all.

    To move forward and not leave anyone behind — even you.

  30. 36

    SkipD spews:

    The argument about unconditional meetings with dictators cracks me up. They’re talking mostly about Iran and it’s clear from recent reporting that this is just not the case. What we don’t know about Iran could fill stadiums. Read Robert Baer’s “The Devil We Know” for a good look at that situation. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has no real power in Iran and, as Baer notes, he’s the equivalent to Joe McCarthy – all bluster, no real governmental power. Talking to Iran is critical because they just may be the only rational Middle Eastern power left.

  31. 39

    Steve spews:

    @31 “Sarah Ballam..who is also Steve!!”

    You really are losing your grip, Cynical. Not that I mind. In fact, I very much enjoy witnessing your breakdown. It’s so much better than Marvin’s.

    Hey, Puddz, take a good look at what’s happening to Cynical. You’re next, you know.

  32. 40

    Mr. Cynical spews:

    Ummmmmm, I hate to break this to you but only about a dozen regulars post on this Blog:

    Conservatives—Cynical & Puddy

    Lefty’s—Rog, YLB rhp, GBS, proud leftist Daddy Love

    Lunatic’s–Steve (you), Rujax, ivan

    That’s 11.

    Another heartbreaker for you…
    No one rushes home from work to log into to see what you have to say about goatfucking.

    Yet another heartbreaker–
    No one has ever changed their vote due to comments on

    Goldy has worked hard & sacrificed to build this Blog. I disagree with his ideology..but I admire his tenacity and respect his opinion.
    Same goes for Darryl, Josh & John.
    I sure they have hundreds of regulars who read the thread…period.
    They do not care what commenters have to say.
    Goldy is their news filter. Folks are busy. If they are on the Left…I can understand that.
    Same is true for Stefan, Eric, Jim et al @ Sound Politics.

    So Steve…I hate to break this to ya, but NO ONE gets paid to post on
    I’ve enjoyed the banter back & forth with many of you.

    It’s a natural tendency to yell past each other.
    But what it often comes down to is our ideas on the role, size, cost and who pays for government at all levels.
    That’s the most common denominator on most issues, don’t you think?

    And most of us want less costly, less instrusive government at some or many levels.

    Perspective Steve is something you lack as do many of the fringe lunatic lefty’s like you. Good luck with you anger & fantasy!

  33. 41

    Steve spews:

    @40 Your failure to call anybody a PIN-HEADED KLOWN marks this post as a fake.

    Yes, Cynical fucks goats. Yes, he’s a BIAW stooge. This is, of course, common knowledge.

  34. 42

    headless lucy spews:

    re 40: Your failure to see what’s really costing you is pathetic.

    When you buy a gallon of gas, what costs more, the gas or the taxes on it? How can gas be $4 a gallon one week and $2.68 the next? What does Exxon give YOU back for a $4 gallon of gas? NOTHING.

    With your modest tax, you get a road to drive on and much more.

    You are such a chump. After 11/4, you can always come back as Mr. Irrelevant — which is who you really are.

  35. 43

    David spews:

    This just lets me know I don’t want McCain or his advisers anywhere near the treasury. Using money wisely is something the President should know about, but McCain never having to live within a budget just goes to show you how out of touch he is with money.

  36. 44

    correctnotright spews:

    @40 Cynical (the poor, dumb, BIAW flack that I regularly pummel)

    Guess again – how many times have I shown what you say is:
    A. a lie
    B. a republican talking point (or BIAW sponsored talking point)
    C. based on absolutely no facts
    D. all of the above

    Yup – D is the correct answer – not that you could ever figure that out without the cheat sheet.
    Here is a quiz for cynical. cynical is in favor of:
    A. Socialism (the graduated income tax if he can cheat on his taxes)
    B. Corruption (and Ted Stevens)
    C. Ethical violations (and Abramoff)
    D. the largest budget deficit in history
    E. All of the above

  37. 45

    Rujax! spews:

    Fair enough cynical…

    I am a “progressive”, a forward looking realist with an altruistic, idealistic bent.

    I believe in fairness. I believe in equality.

    I believe in a democratic society, with a small “d”. I believe that we all pay our way. I believe we should all have the opportunity to do so (jobs). I believe in equality for all. I believe in the right of privacy. I believe in positive moral influence based on example rather than dictum.

    I believe that health care is a right….equal pay for equal work and child care for working mothers…a tax system based on sanity and fairness, and I believe in economic and energy independence.

    Mostly…I believe in “bubble–up” rather than “trickle-down” as a social/economic philosophy.

    That’s a thumbnail sketch of what this progressive believes and I would never presume to speak for anyone else.

    P.S. I am soooo sure you could give a flying fuck less about what anyone believes who thinks anything different than your extremely narrow views. But you asked and I’m a polite man.