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Man killed by his own cock

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It’s a tough lesson when you attach a knife to your cock and end up getting stabbed in the calf and dying.

That’s exactly what happened to a man in California, who armed his cock…that is, his rooster, with a fighting knife.

The man had a prior conviction for “owning or training an animal for fighting.” Apparently, he didn’t learn his lesson. The rooster gave him another.

I think the more general lesson is that, in a world where karma can be a bitch, sometimes karma’s a cock.

Comments

  1. 1

    So can you make good fried chicken from the roosters killed in cock fighting? Or perhaps arroz con pollo?

  2. 2

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    Doubt it. You could stew it for half a day and then that rooster might be palatable, but I doubt it.

  3. 3

    Yay, and finally.

    Agencies getting tough with ship ballast dumping
    http://m.apnews.com/ap/db_1602.....d=1IN2kHRX
    JOHN FLESHER
    Published: Feb 6, 2011
    TRAVERSE CITY, Mich. (AP) – After decades of delay, government officials are beginning to crack down on cargo ships that allow foreign invasive species to hitchhike to U.S. waters, where they have turned ecosystems upside down and caused billions of dollars in economic losses.

    Organisms as large as adult fish and as small as bacteria lurk in ship ballast tanks, which hold millions of gallons of water and sediments that keep vessels upright in rough seas. When the soupy mixtures are dumped in harbors as freight is taken on, the stowaways often find hospitable surroundings and no natural predators. They spread rapidly, starving out native species and spreading diseases in aquatic life.

  5. 5

    Fighting roosters or any other animals for gambling and “enjoyment” is the lowest of the low in the Fun Things to Do Department. This is one of those rare instances where I agree with Darryl: karma got even with the guy. I guess you could also say, “The chickens have come home to roost!”.

    {@2 – Yes, it would take all day for a fighting rooster to be stewed-down into something that you could actually chew. Chicken-n-dumplings is a better choice over fried chicken, in this case.}

  10. 10

    @9, and now you’ve reminded me of a punchline: “no, no, a thousand times no.”

    It’s too bad that karma doesn’t come for all the people that think fighting animals is sport.

  11. 11

    Sanctuary shitty + libtard wimpy “justice”. I can’t wait for more scummy mexican illegals to move to Seattle so you sheltered naive white libtards who live in one of the whitest cities in the USA can see how awful they are, first hand, for yourselves.

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