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Lyin’ Eyman has more legal troubles

by Darryl — Wednesday, 7/6/16, 10:35 pm

Remember way back in the early aughts when, Tim Eyman, tearfully confessed to being a liar in the “…biggest lie of my life”?

“I was in lie mode,” he said. “I became riddled with guilt. It was the biggest lie of my life and it was over the stupidest thing in the world. The biggest thing I’m guiltiest of is an enormous ego. Hubris.”
[…]

Eyman emphasized that he had done nothing illegal.
“This is all fricking legal …but beyond stupid,” he said.

No…”stupid” isn’t the right word…it was another LIE. At least, the Washington state AG thought so. Eyman was prosecuted and settled, paying a $50,000 fine and was permanently enjoined from acting as a political committee treasurer.

Ten years later, Lyin’ Eyman was at it again:

PDC investigators say the expenses that were reported as paying for signatures, but in fact were payments to Eyman violate state disclosure laws. Payments to him violate laws against personal use, they added.

The multiple violations are so serious the commission can’t levy adequate penalties, and the commission should send the matter to the attorney general’s office to take the case to court, they said.

And today we learn that there are many more violations of campaign finance and disclosure laws:

The latest complaint deals with an Eyman-sponsored political action committee (PAC) — “Bring Back our $30 Car Tabs — Voters Want More Choices” that sponsored and aired 21 online videos that opposed 49 candidates for the Washington State Legislature.

The ads cost $45,318 and were apparently financed by $22,500 contributions from two wealthy supporters: Vancouver, Washington, developer Clyde Holland and Camas Investment CEO Kenneth Fisher.

According to a report by the Public Disclosure Commission, 10 of the 21 videos meet the statutory definition of “independent expenditures” under state law.

The state requires footprints on so-called “independent expenditure” ads, which often fill TV screens before election day with messages that are unremittingly nasty. By off-loading negative advertising on “independent” groups, candidates can make themselves appear to be running upbeat races.

According to the PDC, the 10 Eyman-sponsored videos did not include the disclaimer: “No candidate authorized this ad.” The videos did not identify a sponsor’s name, city or state. The videos incorrectly listed the required five leading contributors to the videos.

“Bring Back Our $30 Car Tabs — VWMC,” in its filing with the state, listed as its sole purpose support for a ballot initiative — not attacking legislators. (The initiative was subsequently scrubbed.) The Eyman PAC did not file an amended form to update its purpose to attack legislators.

The PDC is throwing the disclosure rule book at Eyman.

Tim “Lyin'” Eyman has spent more than a decade personally profiting by embezzling funds intended for initiatives and flaunting Washington’s finance and disclosure laws. Isn’t it about time he be taken off the street or at least out of the political arena?

I think a long stint behind bars will offer him new appreciation for the necessity of taxes….

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  1. 1

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/6/16 at 11:42 pm

    Send him to one of those private prisons where the profit motive determines what inmates eat and what medical care they receive.

  2. 2

    Distant Replay spews:

    Thursday, 7/7/16 at 6:00 am

    Gitmo.
    If Trumpublicans won’t let us close it we might as well enjoy it.

  3. 3

    Emily 68 spews:

    Thursday, 7/7/16 at 8:07 am

    “I became riddled with guilt.” T. Eyman

    Sure he did.

  4. 4

    Ima Dunce spews:

    Thursday, 7/7/16 at 10:36 am

    He should announce he found Jesus. You can fool some of the people all the time.

  5. 5

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 7/7/16 at 10:48 am

    @4 The beautiful thing about Christianity is Jesus said even assholes like Eyman can be forgiven. All he has to do is find Jesus. But nobody lives forever, so he’d better get cracking, before it’s too late. You never know when God might get so fed up with an individual that He throws down a lightning bolt to get rid of the problem.

  6. 6

    Sloppy Travis Bickle spews:

    Thursday, 7/7/16 at 10:50 am

    [Deleted]

  7. 7

    Distant Replay spews:

    Thursday, 7/7/16 at 3:29 pm

    @4,
    It honestly surprises me that he hasn’t founded his own church.
    If he had he might not be in the jam he’s in today.
    I wonder what the holy sacraments would be?

  8. 8

    Mark Adams spews:

    Friday, 7/8/16 at 12:12 am

    No he is an endangered species, and should be protected. In the progressive state of Washington we need someone to be corrupt to demonstrate there are things worth stealing.

    Thank you Tim. You are our Mardon Skipper.

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